I am in love with the planet

"Clap" sound.

Just as Jingwei finished saying "swallow the basin in a second", the roe owl broke the metal basin in half, as easily as breaking a biscuit.

Then he stuffed the metal shell into his mouth and "clicked" and took a bite.

"wait wait wait……"

Seeing the gap with tooth marks on the metal shell, Tyson was so surprised that he even forgot to roll the string.

He thought to himself: Is it so hard?

Tyson finally stopped him with an arm thicker than Xiaowa's waist.

"Okay, okay, I admit that you won, you are qualified to participate in the Big Eater Competition!"

——If you have this kind of courage, what strength do you need?

Xiaowa glanced at Tyson silently, not very satisfied with this inappropriate admission, so he slipped off the chair without a sound and walked into the kitchen.

After a while, Xiaowa brought out a beef leg weighing more than [-] kilograms from the kitchen.

A few pieces of meat sliced ​​off the beef leg are the fresh raw materials for making skewers.

Changyou, Lili, and Lian respectfully followed behind the roe owl, lowering their eyebrows and drooping their eyes, holding their breath, just like the three little eunuchs serving him.

Just hearing a "boom", the table shook three times, and the roe owl threw the cow leg that was as heavy as Tyson on the table.

Then, he took a deep breath and opened his mouth.

"You are, don't..."

Tyson saw Xiaowa's intentions, and once again reached out to stop him, but he didn't have time.

Considering the acceptance ability of the two mortals in front of him, Xiao Wa's mouth did not open wider than the sky above his head, he just opened his mouth properly to the limit, exposing his bottomless throat like a black hole, and then——

"Ahh-"

The corbel, which was thicker than Tyson's four arms combined, was swallowed by him in one gulp.

"..."

Xiaowa savored the stunned expressions of Tyson and Kara for a moment, and then spat out a big, smooth bone with a "pooh".

He proudly raised his chin, glanced at Tyson, and said in an unskilled interstellar common language——

"Wow..., dare... to look down on... me..."

"You... like this..., I... take a bite... one!"

Tyson stood aside and compared his height with Bai Sensen's calf bone, then touched his body quietly, took out the registration form, stretched his hands above his head, bent at 90 degrees and handed it to Xiaowa.

"Boss, please sign up."

Xiaowa pressed a handprint on it with a "snap".

Tyson cautiously: "Why, why didn't the boss sign it? Is there something you are dissatisfied with?"

Yuan Lingjun replied on his behalf: "Oh, the boss has not graduated from kindergarten, so he can't write for the time being."

Tyson: "..."

The boss is mighty.

In the end, the registration form signed by the guardian was successfully submitted to the organizing committee. From that day on, Tyson often took Kara to practice in the small courtyard of Yuan Lingjun, hoping to catch up with the boss as soon as possible.

Of course, there will be no more acts of despising the big brother's waist than his own arm as before.

——I dare not have either.After all, this is a big boss, he even eats people when he is in a hurry, one bite at a time, ahhhhhhhh.

Xiao Wow had already left an indelible impression on Tyson when he didn't notice it.

……

"Again……"

There were only two days left before the Big Eating King competition. Tyson rubbed his belly, collapsed on the ground and rested for a while, then a carp straightened up and stood up.

Carla handed him a bottle of Stomach and Digestive Drink.

Tyson finished his drink with a "gulp" and slapped the table: "I can eat ten more!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the Big Mac on the table and stuffed it into his mouth with a painful face.

"come on!"

Carla took drinks, towels and stomach medicine, and cheered him up from the sidelines.

Yuan Ling was amazed.

It seems that even aliens know the truth about being able to shine even if they are not ready for battle.

"Ding-dong-"

At this moment, the doorbell of the courtyard rang.

Yuan Lingjun looked towards the door together with Kara and Tyson.

They have only moved here for a few days, and if anyone is looking for them, they are more likely to find these two masters.

"Strange." Kara said, "Why would someone come at this time?"

She walked to the door with Jingwei and looked out through the peephole.

I saw a few Titans outside wearing black uniforms and white gloves, and there was a flying motorcycle parked beside them.

"It's a patrol!" Jingwei called out.

For a while, the atmosphere inside the door was a little tense. Tyson desperately recalled whether he had fought outside these days and caused troubles. Yuan Lingjun wondered if he let Jingwei repair the signal tower in Xinggang to be discovered. Alright.

It is normal to have these worries when the police come to your door, but what should be done is still to be done.

Yuan Lingjun asked Jingwei to open the door, and he walked over to receive the patrol members with Tyson.

"Excuse me," said the patrol member with a good attitude, "We are here today because we want to inquire about something."

"Please say."

"Excuse me, have you seen any strangers haunting the neighborhood in the past few days? This stranger should be tall and thin, a woman, and often has a young child with her."

Yuan Lingjun looked at Kara, who shook his head.

"I look at the store next door every day, and the neighbors around me are very familiar, and there is no such person as you mentioned."

The patrol member was a little disappointed, and asked Kara to help recall some details.

While talking, his colleagues, accompanied by Jingwei and Xiaowa, inspected all the houses, walked back to the yard, and shook his head to the previous team member.

"Sorry to interrupt." The patrol member politely said goodbye: "If you find similar clues, please let us know in time."

"By the way," he reminded before leaving the house, "you have to be careful with these two children in your family. The reason why everyone was shocked this time is because a female thief suddenly appeared on the eve of the big appetite competition. It is very cunning and hateful, and it only picks on children. As of today, three or four children have disappeared, and one of them is..."

As if saying something that shouldn't be said, the patrol member swallowed the last half of his sentence, he nodded at everyone, and closed the gate of the small courtyard.

"It's so scary!" Kara exclaimed, and looked at Jingwei and Roe Owl: "You two should not go out these days. If you need anything to buy, you can come to me and Tyson."

"Thank you."

Yuan Lingjun thanked her for her kindness.

The patrol team was checking from house to house, and they had already checked the yard next door. Kara nodded to Yuan Lingjun, and made an appointment to come back tomorrow to make the final preparations before the Big Eater Competition, and then took Tyson away.

"See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

……

"Ouch~~~"

Just as the gate of the small courtyard closed with a squeak, a monkey in a flowery dress jumped out of the kitchen.

In order to deal with the inspection before, Changyou locked himself in a cage with Lili and Lian as food ingredients. Now that there were no outsiders in the yard, he stretched out his hand through the gap in the iron railing to open the cage door, and put the food on the cage. A small flower skirt pretending to be a rag next to her was put on her body.

It ran and jumped in front of Yuan Lingjun, stretched out its hand and pulled up its skirt, covering its face, leaving only two flickering monkey eyes, and shyly twisted its buttocks, indicating——

Monkeys are afraid.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Don't worry, I can't get on your head."

After all, baby thieves are not blind.

Changyou blinked again, and a trace of disbelief flashed in the monkey's eyes.

——What if?What if that baby thief covets my pretty little dress?

The more Changyou thought about it, the more frightened he became, he crawled onto Yuan Lingjun's lap, hugged his arm, and patted his chest, "Ouch, whoops, whoops, whoops!"

Yuan Lingjun: "What did it say?"

Jingwei translated: "It said that it was worried about abduction. The trafficker fell in love with its little skirt and couldn't extricate itself. It took it away overnight and took off its clothes. It felt safe only by sleeping with you."

Yuan Lingjun looked down at Chang You, who stretched out his hands to hold the heart-shaped face, blinked his watery monkey eyes, and emitted cute light waves free of charge.

"Ouch~~~"

——Please touch, hug, and sleep on a bed!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Jingwei turned into a bird in a flash, flew to the top of Chang's right head and pecked it: "Little bad monkey, you will be hated if you are so scheming, let me tell you, don't think that you can fight for favor because he is offline now. .”

When the scheming ball comes back, if he knows that other monkeys have slept with his own people, with his petty eyes, why not "puff puff puff puff puff" and erupt an active volcano for a month?

Changyou: "..."

It hesitated for a while, but still didn't give up, thinking that it is common to be hated by scheming balls, but the opportunity to be in the top position is rare. For this opportunity, it doesn't matter even if it is boiled into a monkey meat hot pot by an active volcano in the future.

——A dead monkey is not afraid of boiling water!

So Changyou took Yuan Lingjun's hand again and rubbed it on his skirt.

"Ouch Yo Yo Yo Yo~~~~~~~~~"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He was forced to touch the monkey hair with one hand, and withdrew his hand as if he had been scalded, and said to the chief: "Aren't you worried that the kidnappers will covet your flowery skirt?

"Well, I have a great idea."

Changyou suddenly had an ominous premonition.

……

10 minutes later--

With a mournful face, Changyou took off the last little skirt from his body with great reluctance.

"Ouch~~~~~"

Holding its heart, it feels its heart trembles and its liver trembles, and every monkey hair on its body expresses its reluctance to give up the little skirt.

Yuan Lingjun ignored the playful monkey, ruthlessly folded this little flower skirt with other skirts collected from Changyou earlier, and stuffed them into a safe.

"Fulfill your wish, I put this safe next to my bed and sleep with me every day."

"Are you relieved? Are you satisfied? Are you happy?" Yuan Lingjun glanced at Changyou.

Changyou hugged himself, feeling ashamed.

Leave me alone, I'm already a useless monkey.

Jingwei flew beside it, laughing at it triumphantly: "Stealing a chicken won't cost you a lot of rice!"