I am in love with the planet

The truth of the matter is similar to what Yuan Lingjun thought, the only difference is that Xiaowa didn't eat the He Luo fish, he only tasted it, and he disliked the fish as bad.

He swallowed the fish coldly, ruthlessly, and inhumanely, and closed the small black room.

After trying Yuan's Hot Pot Skewers and Yuan's Secret Grilled Squid, Xiao Wa is no longer the one who used to eat it until he was so unlovable!

He is now a tasteful gourmet wow!

"Delicious!"

Patting He Luoyu in his stomach, the gourmet chef commented ruthlessly.

He Luoyu probably recalled his tragic experience, and never wanted to go back to that empty, gloomy, bottomless little dark room.

So it "woofed", ten tails paddled together, and sank to the bottom of the tank with a speed faster than a rocket, pretending that it was a clump of aquatic plants.

——A clump of short, stocky aquatic plants with ten tails.

Yuan Lingjun looked at He Luoyu's raised tail, thoughtfully.

"This tail seems to be a bit too much."

Jingwei and Roe Owl nodded.

"And it's quite strong, suitable for making spicy fish." Yuan Lingjun said.

He Luoyu shook violently, and its swaying tail cast a shadow in the water tank.

"I just don't know how many thorns there are."

The tail swayed layer by layer, stirring up ripples.

He Luoyu: "Wow woof woof woof woof woof!"

——More, more, more, one mouthful will pierce the mouth, two mouthfuls will sting the throat, and three mouthfuls will hurt the stomach. The price-performance ratio is extremely low!Let me be a quiet ornamental fish!

"Hmm..." Seeing a series of pearl-like bubbles in the water tank, Yuan Lingjun turned his head and asked Jingwei, "What did it say?"

Jingwei listened attentively, and carefully translated for Yuan Lingjun——

"It says, it doesn't matter how many thorns there are. Frying both sides can make soup, and it can also be deep-fried. It is delicious after frying the thorns."

Yuan Lingjun: "... makes sense."

As expected of the fish selected by Taotie, it has spirituality when it comes to food.

"It's rare for it to be so positive, let me think about the recipe."

He Luoyu: "Wow!"

It clearly heard Jingwei's words at the bottom of the tank, its eyes widened in disbelief, and it floated up against the fear of Xiaowa. The ten tails "slapped" and splashed the water, splashing Jingwei's face.

— Ugly bird!bad bird!Small bird!Didn't I just tell you the truth, to avenge my own personal revenge!Coveting my delicious flesh.body!

You are asking for my life!

He Luoyu felt sad and was about to pinch Jingwei when he suddenly felt a strange force gushing out of his body, constantly washing every inch of blood, flesh and blood, as if it wanted to change it into a different shape——

Oops, what a pity, it spit out a string of bubbles "gurgling", thinking in a panic: Could it be, it's that time of the year again... that time.

No!Don't think about it!I do not want!

He Luoyu swooped down, dived into the bottom of the water in a panic, and kept spitting bubbles towards the surface.

gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle.

Yuan Lingjun: "...what's wrong with it?"

"I'm so happy to hear that I can be eaten by one fish ten times." Jing Wei replied nonchalantly.

She didn't care what strange mistakes He Luoyu had made.

Jingwei shook his head, shaking off the fishy spray on his face.

"Humph."

She is the majestic daughter of Emperor Yan, the second generation of farmers in 24k gold, and she doesn't care about this ignorant country fish!

……

"I've already made an agreement with the food stall owner. He's going to go back to his hometown after the Big Eater Competition, and then we can take over the shop." Yuan Lingjun said.

"What delicious food do you sell?" Jingwei asked enthusiastically.

"The main food is five-grain rice and hot pot skewers, and the limited dishes are various seafood and..."

Yuan Lingjun looked at the Heluo fish in the water tank, and was kind, but didn't say anything about the spicy fish.

He Luoyu: "..."

It turned over and continued to spit bubbles.

It seems that since I just realized that I came... once a year, this fish has been in a bit of a sluggish state, neither flicking its tail nor continuing to "bark".

It was paralyzed in the water tank, spitting out bubbles, string after string, and the state of the whole fish was expounding a line of lyrics——

I shouldn't be in the tank, I should be at the bottom of the tank.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Forget it, let's keep it, there is already a show cat at home, and it's not short of a salted fish, so it's considered a fortune.

……

After experiencing this episode, Yuan Lingjun simply took Jingwei and Roe Owl to Xinggang to deliver things to Teddy.

He walked all the way to the docking point of the spaceship, and then found a deserted wasteland, and summoned the prepared alien beasts.

"Soil mole... soil mole..."

"Ao Yin... Ao Yin..."

"Zhu Huai... Zhu Huai..."

The first ones called out were the three cannibals.

The three horns hadn't seen their master for a long time, and they greeted excitedly——

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Quack quack-"

Today's triangle is extraordinarily lively.

Yuan Lingjun patted the horns one by one to show encouragement, then put his hand on the "Shan Hai Jing", closed his eyes slightly, and solemnly summoned another high-yielding beast jointly recommended by Jingwei and Xiaowa.

"? Cow...? Cow...? Cow...? Cow..."

"Moo-"

A sound like rolling thunder sounded from the "Shan Hai Jing", and a "boom" exploded in everyone's ears.

A huge white light flew out from the pages of the book, covering the ground in front of it.The edge of the white light trembled slightly, as if some animal was struggling desperately in it, unwilling to come out.

Yuan Lingjun was a little surprised. He had heard from Jingwei that some divine beasts could not be summoned from the book without their permission because of their superior strength.

——For example, Kuafu and Taotie, if they didn’t borrow Jingwei’s relatives, these two might prefer to sleep in a book.

However, in terms of summoning other strange beasts, this "Shan Hai Jing" can be said to be invincible. Even the ferocious man-eating beasts such as the big horn, the two horns, and the triangle cannot escape its shackles.

Now this ox was able to stand in a stalemate with the "Shan Hai Jing" for a moment by brute force alone, which is enough to see how terrifying its power is.

After all, the cow is just an ordinary beast. In terms of IQ and big horns, two horns and three triangles, it is on par. It is not as good as Changyou, Lili, and Tengu, let alone Jingwei and Xiaowa. .

It instinctively refused to show up, but finally fell into a disadvantage in the tug-of-war with Baiguang.

finally--

With an unwilling cry of "Moo--", the cow's four iron hooves weighing more than a thousand catties hit the ground heavily, smashing the ground into four pits.

"Boom——"

The heavy sound spread out, and Yuan Lingjun's feet shook violently, and even this shock continued to spread in all directions.

The sunlight in front of him was completely covered by the shadows, and when he looked up, standing in front of him was a giant three-meter-tall bull.

Like a small hill? The cow snorted, kicked up its hooves and planed the ground unkindly, as if it wanted to trample to death the few people in front of it who made it feel dangerous.

But its attempt did not come true, because Jingwei suddenly flapped his wings, flew forward, and swayed in front of it.

ox:"……"

"Moo!" It let out a scream, knelt down on its knees, smashed itself hard on the ground, and buried its head in its knees, trembling.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"What did you do to it?"

Jingwei seemed to be inadvertent, but in fact he said proudly: "Oh, it seems that this cow came from Kuafu Mountain."

"Actually, I didn't do anything," Jingwei coughed reservedly, "Isn't Kuafu Mountain the site of my great-great-great-great-great-nephew? A large group chased me and wanted to eat raw. In order to vent my anger, my great-great-great-great-nephews grabbed all the cows on the mountain and let me pick and eat them every day."

"Don't tell me," Jingwei smacked his lips, "The oversized ox tongue, tripe, and ribs really taste better."

The cow on the ground trembled even more when he heard "beef tongue, tripe, and ribs", as if he had left a deep psychological shadow.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He imagined the scene of eating beef like choosing a concubine, took a deep breath silently, and exhaled the hatred of the rich in his chest.

——Sure enough, you can't even imagine the happiness of the rich second generation.