I am in love with the planet

Facing Jingwei's question, Yuan Lingjun took it out of his pocket.

As soon as Guo Er stood still on the table, he raised his hand high and swung it down vigorously——

"Every crew, we must win the Big Eater Competition!"

Its attitude is so special, so passionate, so contagious.

With that said, Guo'er lifted the cake skirt, took out an antenna under Jingwei's unbearable gaze, and put it on his head.

Then, it lifted the skirt again, and took out a blackboard, a pair of glasses, and a pointer.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He silently covered Jingwei's eyes.

"You can't learn this," he warned, "otherwise Emperor Yan will have to choke me to death with heartbroken grass."

Jingwei pushed his hand away with his wings and rolled his eyes, "No breasts and no butt, what's so good about it."

Yuan Lingjun went to cover Changyou again, "You can't learn either!"

It's a pity that Changyou has already learned it. It lifts its skirt, twists its waist and swings its hips, raises its hands, and dances an embarrassing version of the striptease with an "ouch".

No liveliness and fragrance, only monkey hair all over the sky.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Such an unscrupulous monkey, what can I do in the future.

When he was secretly worried, Guo Er began to report to everyone.

It successfully broke into the planet's still primitive star network system before, and got a lot of first-hand information.

"The Titan star is located in the Flo galaxy. It was the first planet to enter the Flo galaxy. However, a magnetic field riot occurred here 300 years ago. Since then, it has been harassed by aliens and has lost contact with other galaxies."

Yuan Lingjun knew in his heart that this should be caused by the magic energy.

As Guoer narrated, the most primitive appearance of the alien race appeared on the small blackboard in front of it.

——That was a big black lump with no brains.

After continuing to change the images, I saw that the big black lump was divided into many small black lumps and separated in all directions.Some stretched out a few thin and sharp feet; some twisted into a ball, swinging soft and elastic tentacles; some stretched out two hard long pincers, which looked like...

Sea crabs, squid and crayfish.

Jingwei: "Are the demons here joking?"

Yuan Lingjun didn't worry about eating or drinking on Yuanyuan's body, but he hadn't eaten seafood for a long time, and seeing the changed appearance of the big black lump, he couldn't help swallowing.

"Hey, let's go to the night market here at night, buy some seafood and fry it." He said.

"Should seafood go with wine?" Jingwei turned to Changyou: "Little bad monkey, quickly dig out the monkey wine you brewed secretly, I can see that you are hidden in "Shan Hai Jing"."

Changyou: "..."

It hugged its chest tightly, "Aiyo, aiyo", and refused to die. People who didn't know saw it and thought it was Jingwei, a bully who robbed a good man... No, a monkey dressed as a woman.

"It's not for nothing," Jingwei said impatiently, "I'll trade you the best grains!"

Seeing that the serious discussion was about to slide into the bottomless abyss of "what to eat tonight", Guo Er tapped the blackboard with a pointer to bring the topic on the right track——

"The alien race on this planet is formed by the alien magnetic field covering the ocean. The first to be polluted is the seabed organisms, so they should be turned into seafood. But the problem is not this, it is that we must enter the upper level of the planet, and the fastest way to enter the upper level of the planet The best way is to win the Big Eater Competition and join the Star Guard."

"Why do you want to be a high-level planet?" After hearing the plan, Jingwei took out two small stones from under his wings boredly, and threw them into Yuan Lingjun's water cup.

"Can the higher-ups dig out the East China Sea for me? Or build a man-made West Mountain... that won't work? Then why do we waste so much effort? Yuan Lingjun is not the kind of person who is addicted to officials, right?"

Beside it, Lili and Lian nodded sharply, one "swish" replaced Yuan Lingjun with a glass of water, and the other "swish" waved its wings and fanned them.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Gee-gu-gu-gu!"

Yeah!Jing is right!

President Jing slumped on the chair, enjoying the intimate flattery of his two subordinates, and rewarded each of them with a small stone.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

I am indeed not the kind of person who is heavily addicted to officials, but it is not certain whether you are the kind of bird who is addicted to officials.

Considering Mr. Jing's arrogant personality, he didn't say this sentence, otherwise Mr. Jing would "hum" again and turn his head away to ignore him.To be honest, Yuan Lingjun was always worried that this second-generation farmer hummed his mouth crookedly, or dislocated his neck.

Guo'er is a robot after all, and can't understand the turbulent thoughts of human beings. After listening to Jingwei's words, he replied honestly: "Because we want to build signal towers or promote helmets on this planet, we must obtain The planning permit stamped by the top executives of the planet, otherwise it is an illegal building and illegal operation, and it will be demolished."

Jingwei and Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Guoer said again: "Urban management, no, you have seen the speed of the patrol team today."

Jingwei and Yuan Lingjun: "..."

After a few seconds of silence, Yuan Lingjun said to Jingwei: "Come on, let's discuss the candidates for the Big Eater Competition."

When they first arrived in a strange place, Yuan Lingjun didn't really want to summon strange beasts with unpredictable temperaments, so they first considered candidates they had already met.

"How is Kuafu?" Yuan Lingjun asked.

After all, Kuafu is a giant, he is dozens of times taller than ordinary people, and he should eat dozens of times more.

"I'll ask." Jingwei waved his wings and flew into the "Shan Hai Jing".

After a while, the "Shan Hai Jing" was slightly heated, and a fiery red light appeared, and a bird with a red beak and white claws on Kuafu's head appeared in front of Yuan Lingjun.

"Grandpa, grandpa, you call me?"

With the transmission of Jingwei, Kuafu turned into a giant more than two meters tall this time, enough to move freely in the house where the Titans lived.

"That's it," Yuan Lingjun motioned to Su Lian and Li Li to push out a chair and let him sit down: "We are going to participate in a very important competition now, and your wife, grandmother, grandparents and I both appreciate your talent, I think you are the most suitable candidate."

"is it?"

Kuafu turned into a giant. Although his eyes were not as big as a millstone, they were still bigger than a bull's eyes. He looked down at Yuan Lingjun sincerely, and patted his chest "bang bang"——

"Grandfather, grandpa, grandpa, just tell me, as long as I can make it, I will go through fire and water, mountains of swords and seas of fire, and I will do whatever I want!"

"It's not that serious." Yuan Lingjun waved his hand, "I'm just treating you to dinner."

He took out the flyer and explained to Kuafu: "It's these Big Mac burgers, eat as much as you want, the more the better! How about it, are you happy?"

Jingwei also asked on his head: "Are you happy?"

"..." Kuafu's expression was as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis.

He said, "Cough."

Yuan Lingjun: "What's wrong?"

Kuafu blinked: "But grandpa, grandpa, I'm a vegetarian!"

Jingwei: "..."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"You are so big, you are actually a vegetarian!" Jing Wei couldn't believe it.

"Yes." Kuafu was very innocent: "There are many peach forests on Kuafu's mountain, why should I go to the outside world to hunt?"

Jingwei: "..."

"No!" She finally came to her senses, and slapped Kuafu on the head with her wings: "You change the recipe for me! It must be changed!"

"It can't be changed, really can't be changed." Kuafu hugged his head.

Yuan Lingjun stopped Jingwei, and he flew back to "Shan Hai Jing" with his head in his arms.

I can't afford it, I slipped away.

Jingwei: "..."

Yuan Lingjun heard Jingwei sharpen her beak, and she stuffed a small stone into her mouth, and in a blink of an eye, a ground of stone powder came out.

——Very bitter and bitter.

"Forget it, forget it," Yuan Lingjun advised, seeing that Jingwei became an angry bird again, "If you can't eat it, you can't force it. Let's find another suitable one."

Jingwei didn't speak, he guessed by himself: "Isn't it said that the tengu eats the moon? Presumably the tengu should be very good at eating, so let's call it out."

Yuan Lingjun had heard Jingwei mention the name of Tengu long before Yuanyuan, and had been curious about it for a long time.

He opened the "Shan Hai Jing", found the page of Tengu, concentrated, and began to summon——

"Tengu...Tengu...Tengu..."

"Ah," Jingwei just wanted to stop, but saw the familiar gleam on the "Shan Hai Jing", so he put his wings down on his chin, and lay down on the table to watch the excitement.

Yuan Lingjun stared intently at the page, and suddenly, a black and white figure rushed out of it and flew into Yuan Lingjun's palm.

It raised its head, rubbed against Yuan Lingjun's palm coquettishly, and then softly called——

"Pomegranate."

Because of the high-pitched and soft voice, this voice really sounds like——

"Meow meow."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He glanced at the white-headed and black-tailed kitten in his hand, raised his head numbly, and asked Jingwei, "What is this?"

"Tengu." Jingwei said.

"The goods are not right, can I return them?"

"..."

Jingwei hadn't spoken yet, but the tengu in Yuan Lingjun's hand seemed to understand, and cried "meow meow".

Douda's tears rolled down from its eyes, wet the long white hair on its face, and the long black hair on its body trembled slightly, crying out of breath.

—Weak, pitiful and helpless, I feel pity.

Jingwei smiled gloatingly, seeing that he wasn't the only one who made the mistake, his mood suddenly cleared up and the rain cleared.

"Don't be like this, people should be kind. Since it has been summoned, let's keep it to guard the house. Tengu can ward off evil spirits, ward off disasters and eliminate harm. No matter how bad it is, it can also be used at home to catch mice."

"..."

"Okay." Yuan Lingjun said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the Tengu's "meowing" stopped immediately, and the tears in his eyes stopped rolling down instantly. It even took the initiative to put its head under Yuan Lingjun's hand and rub it, as if to say ——

Suck me suck me, suck me.

Yuan Lingjun withdrew his hand and rejected Tengu's soft and smooth long hair and big crystal clear eyes with firm will.

He sucks cats all day long and misses cats all his life. He doesn't want to become like Jingwei.

Besides, since he has hair anyway, it is enough for him to suck Yuanyuan on weekdays.

"..."

Tengu let out a disappointed “meow——” and lazily walked to the side, sweeping the table with its black tail.

——Lost the opportunity to develop a cat slave, frustrated, frustrated, sad, meow.

It's like losing 100 billion.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He found that he seemed, maybe, maybe... Summoned an actor.