I am in love with the planet

"Great!"

Hearing that the little yellow chicken was all right, Jingwei patted his wings happily, raised a paw, and turned around on the ground.

Then, maybe feeling that her behavior was a little unreserved, she "hummed", pointed at the great-great-great-nephew squatting on the ground with her wings, and taught him a lesson.

"Not dignified at all! You can't stop the brakes, what use are you? Kuafu, let me warn you, if there is another time, you will be expelled from the list of means of transportation!"

Kuafu: "..."

He lowered his eyebrows, honestly stood by Jingwei's training, and kept admitting his mistakes in a thunderous voice——

"I'm sorry, grandma, aunt."

"Grandma Grandma, I know I was wrong."

"Grandma, grandma, there will be no next time."

"Grandma, grandma, don't be angry."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Looking at Kuafu in front of him, he suddenly understood why Chi Youjuju liked to bully honest people so much.

As a person who has just been brainwashed by the same lesson, the macaw looked at Kuafu full of pity.

He gave the mate one last look and turned to fly away unobtrusively.

However, Coulson's hand was still on the parrot's tail feathers.

The macaw turned around and pecked at his hand, the first officer raised his head and said in frustration, "Captain!"

His voice broke Jingwei's thoughts, Yuan Lingjun and Jingwei couldn't help turning their eyes at the same time.

Then--

Yuan Lingjun said: "Big flower???"

As a female bird, Jingwei has a different focus from him.

she exploded-

"What are you doing?!" Jingwei squealed and covered his eyes with his wings, leaving a gap between them, "Can you show some face in public???"

It's not the mating season, why are you tugging at the tail feathers?

Yuan Lingjun reassured her: "It's okay, this is not copulation, this is a normal social behavior."

As he said that, he repeated it to the other person and bird in interstellar common language under Yuanyuan's translation, reminding them to pay attention to the influence, there are female birds and underage monkeys here.

captain:"……"

Chief Mate: "..."

The macaw fluffed up the feathers on its neck, and the first officer withdrew his hand as if shocked by an electric shock.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

……

"Forget it, tie it back." After looking at each other for a minute, Yuan Lingjun helped his forehead and ordered.

It's a pity that none of the people present, one person, one ball, one bird, one giant, can tie people up, so Yuanyuan, without saying a word, knocked the parrot and the first officer unconscious with a stone at Yuan Lingjun's signal. Kuafu went to bring Changyou over from the spaceship where the bonfire party was held.

Half an hour later, Changyou came over, wearing a floral princess dress made of tablecloth, screaming "Ouch, hey, hey", and tied the first officer in a perfect and beautiful tortoise shell style.

The treatment of the parrot is better. Only its feet are tied, and it is carried upside down in its long right hand, shaking it like a chicken waiting to be stewed.

"Hey~~~" Chang You patted his chest, rode on top of one horn, and proudly brought his work back to the cave.

·

"So what should we do with this chicken thief?" Jing Wei asked Yuan Lingjun standing on the ultra-luxurious bird stand.

She swung on the big ring swing, and suggested: "How about chopping it up and giving it to the horns?"

"Moo—" the two-horned dog who sent them to the cave looked over expectantly, and raised its four hooves in approval.

"No!" Yuan Lingjun resolutely denied her proposal, he didn't want to see a man-eating horn at all.

"Then what do you think we should do? Keeping it, is it a waste of food?"

Before Yuan Lingjun could react, Erjiao next to him gave a disapproving "moo—"

Don't give them a meal, and waste their hard-earned food?

— There is no door!

"Don't be so stingy..." Yuan Lingjun casually comforted Erjiao, "Anyway, the food production is huge, and we can't finish it."

Erjiao opened his eyes wide, took two steps back heartbroken, and shook his head like a rattle, like the heroine in Qiong Yao's story.

"Moo~~~~~" it said.

Master, don't you love me?

Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Okay," he said, "then we have to do this."

……

Ten minutes later, Coulson, who was heavily tied up, was thrown onto Erjiao's back, and the long right rode on him, waving his paw happily——

"Ouch!"

"Ask for more benefits!" Yuan Lingjun ordered it behind him.

"Hey hey~"

Chang You waved his claws to the left and right behind him, signaling——no problem!

After getting rid of this hot potato, Yuan Lingjun felt in a good mood, so he asked Yuanyuan: "Want to eat hot pot?"

The chilli and Chinese prickly ash promised by the captain have already been obtained, and the night is as cold as water, which is a good weather for eating hot pot.

"Eat, eat, eat!" Before Yuanyuan had time to speak, Jing Wei said first.

Since the macaw was hung upside down at the entrance of the cave with its feet tied, the ultra-luxury bird stand became exclusive to Jingwei alone. She was swinging on the big ring swing without loosening her feet——swinging—looking very satisfied.

If Jingwei hadn't even forgotten about reclamation today, Yuan Lingjun really didn't realize that she liked this super luxurious bird stand so much, no wonder she kept staring at the macaw all the time, she seemed embarrassed to say it.

"I know several kinds of this bird toy, not only a big ring swing, but also a cloud ladder, a rope ladder, and a climbing pole. I'll make a few more tomorrow. You and Dahua can play together?"

Jingwei: "Hmph!"

Yuan Ling understood in seconds. It seemed that the second generation of farmers wanted it very much.

He smiled slightly and started cooking hot pot.

The hot pot is made of butter, and it has been stewed with triangular bones for a whole hour, and it is fragrant and oily.Yuan Lingjun boiled chili and Chinese prickly ash into the broth to enhance the umami flavor, and then took out the soybean paste brewed about a month ago and mixed it into the oil dish.

Afterwards, he sliced ​​the beef and mutton stored in the cave into thin slices, rolled out noodles with a little wheat flour he had ground before, boiled them in a pan, and distributed them to Jingwei and Yuanyuan.

"Have a taste."

"……good to eat!"

Yuanyuan praised, after catching the chicken thief, he returned to the soft and cute ball he used to be, and he was obedient to Junjun.

Jingwei also nodded again and again, his mouth was full of greasy food, and he didn't even lift his head. He also made some suggestions: "Put more chili, this level of spiciness is not enough."

Yuan Lingjun smiled, tasted the noodles, and thought the taste was good, but he was still a little dissatisfied.

"Too few vegetables."

How can you eat hot pot without seventeen or eighteen dishes around?How shabby!

Yuan Lingjun thought to himself, the stone mill should be produced as soon as possible, so that tofu, tofu skin and tofu brain can be made at that time, and the vegetable seeds exchanged with the spaceship should be planted as soon as possible. Bring out several edible plants.

No way, Jingwei and the others were all single and sealed into the Shan Hai Jing. Only Kuafu was sealed with the whole family, with a mountain of real estate. Compared with them, he is more or less a rich man... …no, rich gods.

·

While eating hot pot happily in the cave, in the station of the spaceship, the captain of Parrot was holding the long right paw with both hands, thanking it warmly.

"Thank you so much!" He stretched out his hand to lift Coulson up, and ordered the crew to send him to the small black room in the bottom cabin.

"Concubine Kou was bewitched by outsiders and has been running away from home for three days. I have no chance of sending him to the cold palace, thanks to your bravery!"

The chief right couldn't understand what he was muttering, so it signaled the captain to get closer.

captain:"?"

Changyou stretched out his paws and rubbed him expectantly.

captain:"……"

"Hey~~~"

Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, Changyou became angry. It glared, pointed at the spaceship, and pointed at itself——

Such a big spaceship, could it be that they want to blame the monkey?

Changyou raised both hands, twisted his buttocks, and prepared to dance awkwardly.

The dark sky suddenly became more gloomy, with dense black clouds and howling winds, and a storm was about to usher in.

The captain of the Parrot brand recovered from the crash, and he called a crew member: "Come, take this little baby to get some tubes of nutrient solution! Get the one with the best color!"

It's too late, even monkeys will collect protection fees these days? !

……

Changyou came out with a pile of nutrient solution, and was very satisfied with the fancy things in his arms. The crew member who led it to the cafeteria was the circus owner in his family. Give it the nuts.

Long right: ⊙v⊙

It rubbed against the crewman's long, white arm, looking eager for sex.

The crew member smiled and scratched Long Right's chin.He didn't wear a hat tonight, showing his pointed ears and long moonlight hair. In the dark night, he was so handsome and shining, like a legendary forest elf.

"Okay, see you next time." The crew turned back after sending Changyou out of the spaceship, and said in Changyou's reluctant eyes: "I can't play with you anymore. A set of mock questions to do."

Changyou: "..."

It glanced at the captain with dissatisfied eyes, and let out a dissatisfied "Oh hello".

The one who snatched the monkey?

captain:"?"

Changyou pouted his buttocks and plucked some grass, twisted it into a straw rope, tied up the nutrient solution, and hung it on Erjiao's back. Then it walked in front of the captain, flattened its paws, and rubbed him again.

Captain: "Huh? Protection fee? I paid it!"

Changyou frowned, raised his arms threateningly, twisted his buttocks and said, "Ouch!"

That's for the master!What about the monkey's hard work?Want to default? !drown you! ! !

captain:"……"

Inexplicably, he understood its meaning from Changyou's movements.

"You are extorting!" The captain opened his eyes wide: "The Federal Taxation Service is not as black as you!"

Chang You stared at him for three seconds, then put his hands on his hips and stuck out his tongue.

This is a universal action across the planet: a little bit.

……

Captain Parrot finally gave in, and he muttered, "I don't miss the past at all. We had a bonfire party just now. I cut your little flower dress."

Chang You spun around triumphantly, the skirt of the princess dress drew a beautiful arc in the night.

The captain's mechanical arm deformed for a while, turning into a crab-like pair of scissors, cutting and cutting on a brand new checkered tablecloth, while another crew member was quickly threading needles and threads, and the fragments of fabric soon appeared on his tablecloth. Skillfully turned into a fashionable cake skirt with shoulders and waist.

"Okay." The captain handed the cake skirt to the captain.

Changyou gesticulated on his body happily, and felt that everything looked good, and he was so beautiful.

It thought for a while, but still refused to let the poor captain go, put away the little skirt, climbed up the high signal pole in front of the spaceship twice with "swish", and took down the small white flag floating on the top.

Captain: "...That's right, forget it, it's not mine anyway, you can take it if you want."

"Hey, hello~" Even wanting to take it with him, the local black society leader put on a small skirt, hugged a small white flag, and carried a nutrient solution, and went home happily and contentedly.

What a monkey I can do!