I am in love with the planet

The three of them just sat on the towering tree in the Elf area and chatted until the players under their feet disappeared one by one, and the entire game world was silent, as if there were only three of them left.

... No, there is also a group of ex-Parrot crew members who are cheering and shouting "Mr. Yuan", riding horses... no, riding cattle.

The crew members were trapped in the fairy pond system, but they did not give up on themselves at all. On the contrary, the crew members from these agricultural planets brought self-reliance, breeding to get rich, how bold they are, and how productive they are to the extreme.

They built a small novice village in an orderly manner. The fields were full of grains, vegetables, and fruits. The big horns, two horns, and triangles in the corral were fed fat and strong. They also spontaneously dug fish ponds and raised wild boars. , just like a pair of roots in the countryside, happy to leave the appearance.

When Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan went to see the crew members last time, Yuanyuan was taken aback by the new Novice Village——

"This, this, is this still a novice village modeled on my body?"

The e-0001 planet has always been extremely desolate, when did it become so vibrant, full of life?

Yuan Lingjun was very satisfied with watching it. He imagined the scene where everyone raised pigs and planted trees on Yuanyuan's body in the future, and said to the crew: "Come on, don't throw pigs into the water. I will teach you how to make sausages and braised pig's trotters." and Jiuqu large intestine."

……

This time, the crew brought a bunch of air-dried sausages to Mr. Yuan for evaluation. They not only brought sausages, but also pig ears, pig heads, fruit wine purchased from other planets, and hot pot bottoms.

"Thanks to the fact that we set up reminders for friends to go online, otherwise, wouldn't we have missed it with you?"

The leading crew member directed the brothers to set up a cauldron, boil the bottom of the hot pot, and perform live performances of slaughtering cows and pigs.

Mr. Caesar: "..."

He looked at the crew members who rolled up their sleeves, stepped on the big rock, sharpened their knives skillfully, and vaguely remembered that he seemed to be the personal guard of Captain Parrot, a brave, loyal and handsome young man.

At this moment, this handsome young man is carrying a big butcher's knife, calling his companions to tie up a few hundred catties of big fat pigs, the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, and there is only a "swipe" sound——

The [-]-jin big fat pig ended his life of eating and growing meat without pain.

The captain's former personal guard gave a thumbs up, wiped away a drop of blood that splashed on his face, and commanded his companions: "Where are the pots for scalding pig hair? Set them up, and put the pots down and connect them. But good things should not be wasted."

He has the temperament of an experienced and skilled old butcher.

Mr. Caesar: "..."

He cast a desperate glance at Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan who rolled up their sleeves to help catch the pig's blood, and watched with his own eyes that the fairyland-like scenery around them was enveloped by the smell of pig's blood, becoming... full of the hot breath of life.

Then, they killed pigs and cows, poured blood sausage and fruit wine, and began to prepare hot pot!

The crew even brought sesame paste and sesame oil!

Mr. Caesar: "..."

You, you are poisonous!

"Oh, wait."

At this critical moment, Yuan Lingjun stopped the crew members who were about to serve dinner.

Mr. Caesar looked at him with relief.

Yuan Lingjun said: "Everyone, wait a little longer, there are still friends coming, let's eat together later."

"no problem!"

The crew members were convinced by his words, and hospitablely took more dry goods such as bamboo shoots, fungus, and shiitake mushrooms from the back of the ox they rode, and began to soak their hair while waiting for others.

"With less things, we don't need so many cows. There are new friends coming, or kill another one?"

"Well... that makes sense."

Mr. Caesar: "..."

Mr. Caesar has given up reasoning with the crew members captured by the hot pot, and he can only remain silent.Looking at the sky while being silent, thinking that the Yaochi system should just make a backup, why is it so slow?Damn, the hot pot is too fragrant, and he is also hungry.

……

When Professor Li Ya appeared on the other side of the sky with the crew of the "Little Yellow Chicken" that disappeared mysteriously 300 years ago, they were greeted first with a hot cauldron.

It was so big that it could cook all the dozen or so crew members behind him.

The hot red oil, chili, prickly ash and other unnamed spices floating in the pot floated up and down in the pot, exuding a scent of beef bones mixed with pork bones.

Professor Li Ya: "..."

At this moment, the expression on his face subtly coincided with that of Mr. Caesar, as expected of an old man.

The crew of the "Little Yellow Chicken" came from an optical path connecting the main system and the backup system. The floating spot of light finally landed on...

He almost fell into the cauldron. Fortunately, Professor Li Ya reacted quickly and stopped in time. He took half a step back. Unexpectedly, the light path under his feet suddenly disappeared, so he staggered and fell into the arms of Mr. Caesar. inside.

"!"

Li Ya was startled at first, then felt the familiar breath, and relaxed his shoulders.

Mr. Caesar was a little excited. He looked at his lover who had been missing for hundreds of years, and the expression in his blue eyes changed for a while, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.

So, Mr. Caesar simply grabbed Li Ya's waist, lowered his head, and deeply...

"cough."

As students, Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan couldn't watch the teacher's gossip, so they greeted the other crew members of the Little Yellow Chicken: "Come, come, eat hot pot, I'll wait for you for a while."

The crew members themselves were also a group of young students. They turned their heads, led by a blond beauty with pointed ears, put their fingers to their lips, and whistled with a "shh".

"..."

Yuan Lingjun had no choice but to lead the crew of the "Parrot" to applaud desperately.

Yuanyuan's eyes flickered, she clicked on "Yaochi System" and gave it some instructions.

In the next moment, colorful petals floated down from the sky like heavy snow, falling on Professor Li Ya and Mr. Caesar's heads and faces.

The two elders who finally managed to "talk about the old man's teenage madness": "..."

Professor Li Ya pushed Mr. Kaiser away, and twisted his arm. Mr. Kaiser coughed lightly, stroked his chin and announced, "What are you looking at? Dinner!"

……

The crew of the Parrot sat with the crew of the Little Yellow Chicken.

We are all people who have been floating in the universe all year round, and we have many common topics to talk about. Although we are separated by more than 300 years, we never see each other at all.

Yuanyuan is even more pitiful.

Because sitting on his right was the blonde beauty who led everyone to applaud—Miss Ruth.

While eating hot pot, Miss Ruth approached Yuanyuan with a smile on her face. Her lips were soaked in red oil, red and oily, and she looked very much like a female elf who had just eaten a human.

"Hey, little yellow chicken," she asked in a low voice, "you've been sleeping with my skeleton for so long, are you a bit more courageous?"

Yuanyuan: "..."

He moved his butt silently, and sat a little further away from Miss Sadako, and then a little further away.

The psychological shadow brought to him by Miss Sadako cannot be easily erased.

Miss Ruth was flying with her chopsticks, she snatched the blood sausage from the cauldron, and came over cheaply to tease Yuanyuan: "Come on, shake one for my sister to see, I remember you shook it really well."

"..."

The faceless man looked back at him with dark circles around his eyes, expressing his refusal.

Miss Ruth was not afraid of his new image at all, she just sighed regretfully: "Oh, the little yellow chicken looks so good, and now it's like this, it can't act as a screaming chicken."

"..."

You still want to see me do screaming chicken? ! !

Yuanyuan looked at Miss Ruth in disbelief, her mouth was slightly opened into an O shape, but this lady stared at his dark eye circles and dark mouth as if she had discovered some new land, and touched her chin.

"That's not bad..." She hesitated, "Come on, let's have a look."

Seeing that Miss Ruth's claws were about to hold Yuanyuan's face, leading him to make an exaggerated expression of holding his face and screaming, Yuan Lingjun stopped her in time.

He said to Miss Ruth: "I have transferred your personal belongings, including the red sweater, to the right person."

The three words "red sweater" are accented for extra emphasis.

"..."

Sure enough, Miss Ruth's desire to play tricks on Yuanyuan faded away. She pinched the corner of her clothes with some guilt, and asked in a low voice, "What did he say?"

Yuan Lingjun smiled and was amiable: "Master Angel said that he likes your engagement gift very much, and I hope you can knit him a pair of red wool trousers to match."

Miss Ruth: "..."

Her green eyes widened a little bit, like two clear green emeralds: "He really said that?"

"Of course!" Yuan Lingjun made up for his teacher in a serious manner: "Master Angel also said that he would wear the red sweater and red wool pants you knitted by yourself to the wedding, so that everyone can see what a beautiful woman you are." Ingenious lady!"

Miss Ruth: "..."

Her mouth was also wide open, and the tripe in her hand was a little unsteady, and it was transferred back to the plate with a "click".

"What, what can I do?"

Miss Ruth recalled the painful experience of knitting sweaters for 300 years in one breath at the space jump station, but she couldn't even knit a collar.

If Angel found out that the sweater was knitted by a gunman, would he be so angry and angry that he would hit her chest with a small hammer used for blacksmithing?

God knows, although Miss Ruth left without saying goodbye for 300 years, it was all an accident. She is really not a scumbag who left her fiancé behind and abandoned her husband and family!

"What to do, what to do?" Miss Ruth turned around anxiously: "Angel won't think that I lied to him and cut off my robe...off...off...off...sleeves, right?"

"..."

"It's a circumcision." Before Yuan Lingjun could speak, Professor Li Ya, a good teacher who is proficient in ancient earth culture, first corrected her wrong words, shook his head and said, "Your ancient literature class is taken by someone else. Bar."

"What time is it? Don't worry about these insignificant details!" Miss Ruth stomped her feet.

Yuan Gunner Lingjun poked Yuanyuan, took this opportunity, and secretly changed seats with him.

He said to Miss Ruth kindly and reliably: "How about I teach you now, and then practice more in the game?"

"Really?" Miss Ruth looked at him as if grasping at a straw.

"Of course," Yuan Lingjun continued to fool around reliably: "It only takes 10 minutes, including education and meeting!"

"..."

"Then it's all up to you!"

Miss Ruth seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then made a difficult decision. She asked the crew of the "Parrot" for a red cloth strip, tied it on the top of her head, and took out the "300-year school exam 100-year simulation" back then. Come on.

"I don't believe that a pair of red wool pants can stop me!"

"Yes, come on!"

Yuan Lingjun picked up the sweater needle while encouraging her, took the time to stretch his hand behind his back, and made an "ok" gesture to Yuanyuan.

——Don't worry, she has no time to trouble you!

"Ok!"

Yuanyuan looked at the back of Yuan Lingjun knitting the sweater with eyes of adoration, admiration, and nostalgia, and felt that the back was really tall, mighty, handsome and unparalleled.

He picked up the chopsticks attentively, cooked Yuan Lingjun's favorite beef rolls and bamboo shoots, and handed them to his mouth: "Ah, be careful."

Other people who were ignored all around: "..."

This "ah" is really full of honey when you just listen to it.

Mr. Caesar shook his head and sighed: "Oh, it's too nasty."

Professor Li Ya nodded silently. He raised his eyes and saw a chopsticks of tender green vegetables being handed to his mouth.

Opposite the chopsticks, Mr. Caesar Three Hundred Years Old Speaker smiled like a flower, holding his palm underneath, and said to him, "Ah~~~~~"

Li Ya: "..."

Are you two, master and apprentice, launching the "Federation's Most Cruel Man Contest"?

Although Professor Li Ya was very embarrassed, he was not the one who was most embarrassed at the scene.

"..."

On the Parrot, a group of single dogs who have been single for decades or hundreds of years looked at each other and felt that they should not be at the pot, but should be in the pot.

The dog abuse index at the scene exceeded the standard!

"Hehe, hehe." They looked at each other and felt that the hot pot in the bowl was not that tasty anymore.

"I think we should solve it internally." The pro-butcher Wei who once personally defended the captain of the parrot thought deeply about it, and asked a fair-skinned and handsome colleague beside him: "Mr. An, what do you think?"

Because he has part of the blood of the Elf star, the handsome young man who was honored as a nobleman by the former captain (artificial intelligence) who was greedy for beauty turned his head and nodded to his colleagues: "Second."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed his companion by the collar and smacked his mouth fiercely.

"!!!"

The guard who was kissed by force covered his mouth, his eyes full of shock.

Things seem, should, maybe... what's wrong? ? ?