I am in love with the planet

The work of the excavation team at the Federal Comprehensive College can be described as full of fighting spirit.

It is not difficult to understand——

As early as the Qin Dynasty, the two soil diggers Lili and Lian were two very enterprising little animals. In order to compete for the title of "the best soil digger in the world", they were able to compare and build the Great Wall.

At this moment, after thousands of years, the two of them finally got the opportunity to show their strengths in the political center of the universe, can they not try their best?

If they win, they will be the number one earth diggers in the universe!

Li Li and Li Lian thought happily, and worked hard under the command of President Jing, only to see dust flying in the bottomless air-raid shelter, and one hole after another on the ground was dug into a joint federation in a short while. Authentic in every corner of the comprehensive college.

"Goo!"

"Wang!"

Li Li and Li Lian each called out, indicating to Mr. Jing to accept it.

"Well, it's not bad." Boss Jing flew over to take a look, and said reservedly.

"Gee-gu-gu-gu!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Lili and Lian puffed out their chests excitedly.

——Small, what is this?We are super earth diggers who can even build the Great Wall and Terracotta Warriors in 3 minutes!

Jingwei: "..."

She wanted to criticize the two proud and complacent workers, but she didn't know which angle to criticize.

Leaving aside the Great Wall, two earth-diggers did repair the terracotta warriors and horses. Pit No. [-], [-] and [-] are complete, and thousands of terracotta warriors and horses are in different shapes and lifelike.

In order to please the big witch's boyfriend, they not only did some tricks in the terracotta warriors and horses, but also repaired a pair of tall Chinese watches at the entrance of the college.

Well... it was renovated with the marble columns of the Federal Comprehensive College that have stood for hundreds of years.

Jing always felt that if it wasn't for the lack of time, the two of them could still build a pair of stone lions for the door.

"Wang!"

"Gee-gu-gu-gu!"

Facing Mr. Jing's meticulous gaze, the two earth-diggers flinched first, then puffed up their chests, and boldly looked at Mr. Jing——

We did nothing wrong, how ugly the big pillar is, make it into a beautiful watch, and add some decorations to it!

"Um……"

This is true.

Boss Jing supported her chin with her wings. In fact, she also felt that the big pillars were transformed into beautiful watches, which made them look much more beautiful.The pair of Chinese watches repaired by the earth excavator are not only engraved with the pattern of clouds and dragons, but also have a dew plate and two dragons named "Wangdigui".

After hesitating for three seconds between professional ethics and aesthetic vision, Mr. Jing chose aesthetic vision without hesitation.

She waved her wings and motioned for the earth diggers to come over—

"Huabiao are all in pairs, only the pair at the entrance is not beautiful, you go to renovate the pair of big pillars at the back door of the school tomorrow, and engrave 'Wangdichu', remember?"

"Goo!"

"Wang Wang!"

The two small diggers nodded excitedly.

——Remember, remember, we will know that we spirits are always birds with only aesthetic vision.

Still worried, Jingwei looked around and reminded the two of them: "Wait until the dead of night to start construction, cut first and play later, understand?"

--Understand.

The two small workers slapped their chests loudly, as if they would sacrifice themselves for the Jing Zong at any time, and regarded death as home.

"Hmm..." Boss Jing felt comfortable being slapped by their flattery, shook his feathers, and taught the two little workers: "Okay, let's work!"

"Goo!"

Full of fighting spirit, the two small workers carried the building materials aside and began to build the prototype of the signal tower.

"Hmm..." Boss Jing held his chin and thought to himself while supervising the work, always feeling as if he had forgotten something.

what is it then?

Forget it, since you have forgotten it, it must be unimportant!

·

What was ruthlessly forgotten by President Jing was the flattery of two small earth diggers!

——The one for Da Wu’s boyfriend!

That's what happened--

Due to the novel and unique shape of the newly built "Qinshihuang Hall" (→ Note: This is the official name written on the plaque on the top of the auditorium), especially the thousands of student sculptures in different postures neatly arranged in the hall , it quickly became a landmark building of the Federal Comprehensive College and a holy place to check in. Countless students took pictures of the scenes in the main hall and uploaded them to personal space and social media through the optical network, and quickly became popular all over the universe at an explosive speed.

Netizens of the Federation have just recovered from the big case committed by the Depero family, and are about to find some light-hearted news to change their minds. When they saw this, they burst into laughter——

"Hahahaha, the headmaster of the Federal Comprehensive College is a figure maniac!"

"I have no problem with figurines, but what's wrong with building a memorial hall for students? Aren't you afraid of scaring people when you walk in in the middle of the night?"

"Come out and explain, the principal."

"Come out and talk about your mental journey, figure... No, it's Mr. Principal."

Kai·Maniac·Principal·Sa, who has been called by netizens for a long time: "..."

He can only be thankful that he has always been the acting principal, and his name has not been written on the official website of the Federal Comprehensive College, otherwise...

I'm afraid the taint of figurines can't be washed away!Everyone in the Federation will know that they have a speaker who is obsessed with waiting for skills!

This will become a taint for political opponents to criticize him, allies will laugh at his nickname, and most importantly, if Li Ya finds out one day, it may even cause a crisis in his marriage!

"..."

Mr. Kaiser didn't dare to think about it any longer.

In fact, he thought too much. Netizens laughed and appreciated the artistic taste of these large-scale figures. After they laughed at the principal, they began to analyze the 3D photos of the Qin Shihuang Palace, looking at it, flipping it, 360 Rotate to see.

Because the Federal Comprehensive College does not allow unrelated personnel to enter, it is impossible to check in, so you can only use photos to satisfy your curiosity.

As soon as more people looked at it, the problem was discovered.

"Wait, is it my illusion? Why is everyone wearing the same uniform, and the guy standing in the center of the first row looks the tallest, most powerful, and most handsome?"

"1"

"2"

"3"

"identity number"

"Upstairs, you are not alone. I also think that little brother looks different. In layman's terms, he exudes a strong aura of bastard all over his body."

"What the hell is bastard's spirit to describe hhhh"

"That's right, there is another bright spot. I don't know if you have discovered it. All the figures are centered on the little brother, and according to my analysis, the little brother stands 10 centimeters ahead of the others, and his height is also the same. 3 centimeters taller than everyone else, so it looks so... stand out."

"Emmmmm...downstairs, what do you think?"

"Upstairs, there must be something strange about this matter."

……

"This is what we are all worshiping to him!"

While the netizens were discussing enthusiastically, the students involved in the federal comprehensive college were also discussing enthusiastically.

They surrounded the statue of Little Brother Wang Ba with envy and hatred, looked left and right, up and down, and felt that no matter how they looked at it, this figure was a little taller, a little more handsome, and had a straight back than the others. A little bit, the facial features look a little bit more delicate.

To put it simply - it is the difference between assembly line production and private customization.

"This is definitely to please the designer!"

A student stretched out his hand and made a gesture. His own figure happened to be in a half-kneeling state. When viewed from the same level, it only reached the waist of the bastard. It looked short...frustrated...and useless...

Like a little eunuch in ancient earth legends.

The eunuch student encouraged everyone with envy and hatred: "Who is this person? He definitely has a dirty deal with the designer. Come on, let's find him out and ask him for an explanation!"

"..."

A silence ensued.

"What's the matter?" The eunuch student was puzzled.

"This person..." Someone said, "I seem to have seen it before."

"I've seen it too." Followed by a tide of echoes: "He, he, isn't he the dual chief of the Military Academy and the Management Academy?"

"That's right, Yuan Zhengzheng is a very nice person, handsome and gentle, this must not be his original intention, it's because the designer was impressed by his charisma!"

"...Or by his hot pot."

"Suck it."

As soon as the word "hot pot" fell to the ground, there was a sound of swallowing saliva.

The students who came to watch and wait for their skills were out of control, and began to discuss what is the best hot pot. In a blink of an eye, countless genres such as sesame sauce, garlic paste, coriander, nuts, etc. were left behind. The eunuch classmate who walked back and forth between the ugly kneeling posture and the handsome standing posture of the former classmate.

He couldn't believe it, he was shocked, he was messed up in the wind.

You, are you all so superficial?A hot pot meal will buy you all, don't you care if you pay respects to others?

"Give the meal ticket... No, shouldn't it be right to kneel down to Xueba's father?" A classmate saw his doubts and replied kindly.

"..."

Too reasonable to refute.

The eunuch classmate turned around and left the hall with difficulty, deciding to go to the hot pot for a while, which destroys the mind and tempts the devil.

He secretly speculated in his heart——

Could it be that the designer who waited for the skill was tempted by the hot pot, beautified and beautified the image of the former classmate against his will, and deliberately placed it in the center of the front row to accept everyone's worship?

...it's not.

Seeing Da Wu's face, the two earth diggers really did this rainbow fart to Da Wu's boyfriend sincerely.