I am in love with the planet

"I'm full."

Mr. Caesar walked out of the small restaurant patted his belly, and gave a thumbs up to the signboard of "Shanhai Specialty Dishes".

"Come on, take a group photo with us!"

"Crack." Yuan Lingjun pressed the shutter.

Because Master Angel, the dean and the captain were also clamoring for a group photo, he took several more "click click", all of which were stored in the optical brain.

Touching the light brain, Yuan Lingjun looked satisfied.

After this matter is dealt with, he will develop these photos and put a large copy in all the restaurants of the Shanhai Group.

——Look, we are also a store that has received big shots and won praise from big shots!

At that time, not to mention skyrocketing, at least it will have the capital to brag about like some other online celebrity shops.

——If others brag about style, they brag about the cultural heritage handed down from ancient China; Forceful, no matter how you can blow it better than others!

"Junjun, we saved a lot of advertising expenses!" Yuanyuan obviously thought the same thing, her eyes sparkling as she tugged on Yuan Lingjun's cuff.

"Cough." Yuan Lingjun glanced at him, signaling him to keep a low profile, the person you're using to show off is standing beside him.

The four old people didn't seem to hear it, or they took pictures deliberately to let Yuanyuan use them to save publicity fees.

Mr. Caesar walked on the street to eat and drink, and said as he walked: "Hey, it seems that the development of Muse Star is still good. When I first came here more than 300 years ago, this place was still a den of thieves."

"Yes," Captain Parrot also said, and bought a bird toy for his artificial intelligence from a street stall. Ah, the parrot is impatient to stay on it."

Yuan Lingjun looked at the parrot pecking at the toy bird, and vaguely felt that the captain's words were a euphemism for "birds don't shit".

He is indeed a civilized person!

During the walk, the conversation among the adults has progressed from "Comparison of the current situation of the Muse star and the past" to "Speaking of which, the kid named Wright in the Deperot family is a capable person" to "You said their family is old. Is the thing lame? It has been lame for hundreds of years, holding a piece of waste wood as a treasure, and a pearl as a fish's eye bead", and then...

cough cough.

Yuan Lingjun grabbed Yuanyuan and motioned him to back away.

The following things are not suitable for young people to listen to, because the four of them have discussed from the serious to the unscrupulous. For example, the scandal of a certain head of the Depero family. His son was not born by himself. When some elders went to the red light district together when they were young, they happened to be photographed with their bare buttocks covering their heads during an anti-pornography operation... and so on.

"Sure enough, if you live long enough, you can know a lot." Yuanyuan whispered in Yuan Lingjun's ear mysteriously.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He squeezed his round face with one hand, and with the other hand, he slipped Changyou and Tiangou, who were listening with pricked ears, behind him, and kicked Chi You's ass——

"You're going to die! Long life is not for you to learn these things!"

"..."

Chi You was kicked so that his upper body was tilted, and he lay on the shoulders of Mr. Caesar and Mr. Angel.

With his weight, he couldn't overwhelm the two old men with clerical backgrounds.

Fortunately, the captain of the parrot extended a helping hand in time. He and the dean stood alone and helped the panda up.

Although Chi You fell, his heart of gossip did not fall, his two black bean eyes reflected a curious light, which was particularly eye-catching against the backdrop of dark circles, and his semicircular black ears twitched slightly.

"And then?" He put his paws around Mr. Caesar and the dean, and asked treacherously: "The son was not born to him, so what?"

"..."

The four old men also heard Yuan Lingjun's yell just now, and looked behind him embarrassingly, and Mr. Caesar said, "So I just threw it away, and I don't want to throw it in a good place...but we guess the son is actually him. My own, he thinks he is not very good-looking, shameful, so he doesn't recognize it."

"It's not good-looking, but it's capable!" Master Angel added.

"..."

Chi You was surprised: "There is this one!"

"Yes!" The four old people looked at him together.

He patted his chest with his big paw: "It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing my father is not like this."

——That’s right, the demon god Chi You was born with three heads and six arms, the head of a bull and two wings. If there is a father like Depero’s parents, he can’t be thrown out to feed the dogs.

Thinking about it this way, Chi You felt that the black-hearted witch was much cuter, at least he didn't dislike the iron-eating beast being so fat and ugly, and looked at him with loving eyes all day long, building up his self-confidence.

"Da Wu, you are such a good father... no, a good man."

Yuan Lingjun held the good person card he had received out of nowhere, puzzled.

……

From the street to the end of the street, my stomach gradually became less full.

Mr. Caesar seemed to want to do another round, but Chaos suddenly grabbed Mr. Caesar's pants with a "squeak".

"What?" he asked.

Yuan Lingjun felt that he had really improved, because he forcibly saw what he meant from the puppy's flattering and deformed face: "He said, aren't you going to find the starship? He can lead the way." .”

"..." Mr. Caesar seemed to think about it.

Then he glanced at the sky: "Forget it, tomorrow."

"why?"

"It looks like it's going to rain."

"???"

Yuan Lingjun followed his gaze and glanced at the cloudless sky——

"rain?"

"Hey~~~"

Seeing them all looking up at the sky and saying that it was going to rain, Changyou thought he understood what the big witch meant, clapped his hands, twisted his hips, spun with one foot, and pointed to the sky with both hands—

"Crash."

The next moment, heavy rain fell from the sky without warning, just covering the pedestrian street.

Pedestrians on the street rushed to find a place to take shelter from the rain, and complained as they ran, "Why did it suddenly rain? The weather forecast didn't say that."

"And it's just such a street, it's so strange."

The vendors on the street also put away their stalls to prevent the goods from getting wet. For a while, the bustling pedestrian street was cleared by the sudden heavy rain.

"Ouch~"

The hip-hop monkey Changyou handsomely raised his hand, cupped his forehead, and pressed down the non-existent peaked cap, hiding his achievements and fame.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Look, it really is raining." Mr. Caesar picked up the little white monkey as if nothing had happened, and led everyone to the side eaves to shelter from the rain.

"It's getting late." After the rain, Mr. Caesar glanced at his head and said, "It's time for dinner. It just so happens that I haven't eaten the sea crab stewed beetle recommended by Dawa at noon today. Why don't we eat it at night? look?"

"Goo!"

"Ouch~"

His words were met with approval.

"The minority obeys the majority, let's go!" Said Mr. Caesar leading the way.

Yuan Lingjun glanced at the puppy.

The little dog... The little dog naturally followed the boss's route and slipped away.

Facing Yuan Lingjun's gaze, Chaos lowered the tip of his tail and let out a "beep", expressing that there was nothing he could do to help.

"Forget it."

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine Mr. Kaiser was selling in his gourd, since he wanted to delay, Yuan Lingjun thought to himself—let him go.

Otherwise, with the black belly of the current speaker, I don't know what strange reason to delay.

"..."

When Yuan Lingjun passed by, Master Angel, the dean and the captain patted him on the shoulder, and shook their heads as if watching a show, meaning——

Boy, you finally see through the essence of Caesar, it's not easy.

Yuan Lingjun looked back at them honestly——

You have been tricked by Mr. Caesar for so many years, it is even more difficult.

Four people who hurt each other: "..."

·

The next day, the trip to find the starship still didn't take place.

Because when Mr. Caesar was lying on the sofa watching TV, he suddenly said——

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen the Shanhai Circus performance yet."

"Ouch~~~"

Ever since seeing Yuan Lingjun slumped, Changyou has become Mr. Kaiser's number one little fanboy. It points to the sky with its hands, and it wants to give a section to its idol on the spot.

"Etc., etc."

Yuan Lingjun didn't want to see the newly moved villa flooded. Fortunately, Mr. Kaiser stopped Changyou before him.

He said: "It's too boring to just perform at home, why don't we go out to perform and make money?"

"Ouch~"

"Twitter!"

"Mi~~~"

Hearing his proposal, not only Changyou, but also the usually prudent little cow, Lovebird and even Yonghe were a little moved.

——It’s been a long time since I’ve been sucked/rided a unicycle/scary, I’m still a little unaccustomed to it.

So, the business of performing arts was decided so happily.

"The minority obeys the majority!" Mr. Caesar said.

Looking at a group of small animals with their elbows turned outward in his home, Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Let's go!"

As he said that, Mr. Caesar strolled out with a group of small animals following him, and before he left, he greeted Yuanyuan: "Come, come, let's go together, collect some money for us, treat it as... Internship for the holidays!"

Yuan Lingjun looked at his ball.

Yuanyuan: "..."

——For practice results.

Yuan Lingjun had no choice but to say, "Go ahead."

He just took Master Angel, who was not interested in the circus, to the machinery market. Muse Star's performance robots are still very famous.

……

That night, the members of the Shanhai Circus returned with several times more stars than usual.

Seeing them carrying, holding, carrying, and even the money bags pulled by a small cart behind Tianma, Yuan Ling was shocked——

"You went to rob the vault?!"

"No, no."

"Bad, almost." Jingwei and Yuanyuan said at the same time, bent over by the money bag.

"..."

The two looked at each other, then looked at Mr. Caesar, who was holding a star coin in his hand and touching his chin with a smile, and said in unison again: "I/Scheming Ball seems to have something to learn."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

To a certain extent, the position of Mr. Caesar, the Federal Speaker, is indeed genuine, one hole after another was dug up.

For Yuanyuan to catch up to his level, talent is not enough, she still needs to work hard.

·

The third day-

Yuan Lingjun got up, thinking about what reason Mr. Kaiser would use to procrastinate today, but saw that he had already dressed and sat on the sofa.

Changyou and the little cow went back and forth between the kitchen and the dining table, placing hot milk, fried eggs and sandwiches in front of everyone's seats.

Looking at the little cow jumping up and down, Yuan Lingjun couldn't believe it——

"It's only been three days..."

Has even a dog as cold as a little cow (→ Tengu) been conquered by Mr. Caesar?

"Meow~" The little cow swept Yuan Lingjun's leg with its big furry tail, looked at him with cold eyes like glass beads, and signaled—don't think too much.

——I will not be conquered by stupid humans. I just reluctantly agreed to the servant's request for the sake of a large gift package of dried fish imported from more than a dozen planets.

Mr. Caesar: "Go and wake everyone up. If you don't come over for dinner, the milk will be cold!"

Little cow: "Meow!"

--receive.

As soon as it put the sandwich on the table, it yelled gracefully.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He felt the same shock as Jingwei and Yuanyuan yesterday.

"I don't know if the Management Department of the Federal Comprehensive College accepts transfer students." Yuan Lingjun thought.

If Mr. Caesar had the ability to tame beasts, what kind of lightning king would he be?Improper!

Mr. Caesar raised his eyes from the optical brain, glanced at Yuan Lingjun with a smile, and said, "Although the Federal Comprehensive College does not accept transfer students, haven't you studied at Eric's Secondary College on DeWolf Star before? I heard that you are still an outstanding graduate. I can use the dean's private authority to allow you to come to the Management Department of the Federal Comprehensive College as an exchange student."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He deeply admired Mr. Caesar's mind reading skills.

Thoughts I haven't said yet...can you guess it?

This is not human!It's a monster!

At this moment, Yuan Lingjun realized a fact - the post of Federal Speaker is not just for anyone.

"Okay." Seeing his surprised face, Mr. Caesar smiled again, then walked over and patted Yuan Lingjun on the shoulder: "Go to eat, after eating, let's go to see the starship of Depero's family today What does it look like!"

Yuan Lingjun:! ! !

Finally... are you going to get down to business?

Yuanyuan and the dean who went downstairs afterwards were also as surprised as he was.

Yuanyuan sat down at the dining table, covered her mouth with the sandwich made by Mr. Caesar, and asked Yuan Lingjun in a low voice, "Did something happen?"

He glanced at Mr. Caesar out of the corner of his eye, and signaled—why did he suddenly change his mind?

Yuan Lingjun didn't know why Mr. Kaiser suddenly stopped procrastinating, but he recalled that when he saw Mr. Kaiser for the first time in the morning, he was reading the news, so he guessed——

"Maybe you saw some new news?"

"Swipe Lala—"

As soon as this sentence was finished, only a uniform voice sounded from under the dining table.

Except for a few small animals without optical brains, everyone was secretly reading the morning news with optical brains.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Mr. Caesar: "..."

"Famous celebrity cheating scandal, no."

"Neither is the well-known entertainer coming out of the closet scandal."

"A well-known artist cheated and came out overnight...what the hell?"

"Famous artists... Can the news media of Muse Star have a bit of professionalism? Why are they always from well-known artists?"

"...Because you are watching the entertainment version." Mr. Caesar's cool voice startled the dean.

With a shaking hand, he clicked on another page in the news corner, and accidentally pressed the projection button.

The next moment, a huge interstellar news headline was projected across the dining table——

"It is reported that Depero, one of the four major families, was attacked by a mysterious virus a few days ago and was severely damaged. The spokesperson of the Depero family said that they are trying their best to arrest the murderer, but two family members fell ill at the press conference. The situation is critical... The federal security agency stated that all access channels to Depero Star will be blocked to prevent further spread of the virus, and the federation will conduct further investigations into the attack..."

Dean, Yuan Lingjun, everyone: "..."

"This is..." Yuanyuan asked on behalf of everyone.

"So, if you don't die, you won't die," Mr. Caesar muttered with a fried egg in his mouth, and then he pointed to the sky outside the window, and suddenly said: "Look, the weather is good today!"

Dean, Yuan Lingjun, Yuanyuan, and everyone: "..."

Your way of changing the subject is a little too blunt.

"Speaking of which, why do I think this virus looks a bit like Phase III polio?" Yuan Lingjun asked Yuanyuan in a low voice.

"I think so too." Yuanyuan replied.

"Speaking of which, there seems to be no specific medicine for this virus? The doctor of Depero's family has also been recruited."

"Well...it should be." Yuanyuan glanced at Xiaobai and added, "But there are biological weapons."

"What are you doing?" Xiaobai didn't perform in the past few days, and Lai stayed in the small villa. Seeing Yuanyuan looking up at him, he stretched out his hand to cover the fried egg in front of him.

——This is an egg fried by the boss himself, it is worth buying a picture frame to frame it!

"Xiaobai," Yuan Lingjun asked him kindly, "If there is a planet of beautiful, fragrant and delicious plague in front of you, but the people who get the plague hate it very much, would you eat it?"

Faced with this difficult choice, Xiaobai did not hesitate: "Don't eat!"

"A celebrity must be slim to be on camera, otherwise he can only be a comedian. I managed to lose 80 pounds. What do I eat? I can't control my mouth and I am still a celebrity!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

It seems...very reasonable.

"Let's talk about it," Xiaobai looked at the fried eggs in front of him happily, looked left, right, up and down, and felt that the eggs spread by the boss were really yellow.

"I don't have to eat from people I hate if I want to eat the epidemic. Isn't this putting dog shit and big food together to force you to choose one or the other? Children only do multiple-choice questions. I can throw shit and just eat it." Eat a big meal, wait until they are all dead, and then slow~slow~eat~"

"...makes sense."

Yuan Lingjun looked at the reborn star Bai with admiration.

At this moment, Xiaobai's wise image seems to be a philosopher with a halo.