I am in love with the planet

Although there was a small episode when he entered the door, under the mediation of Yuan Lingjun, Mr. Caesar still entered the room successfully and sat at the dining table.

Well... thanks to the magnanimity of the little cow.

It raised its head and stood proudly on Mr. Kaiser's lap, enjoying the dumplings he fed to itself.

"Come on, miu." Mr. Caesar lowered his head with a smile, holding chopsticks in one hand and resting the other hand underneath.

It is obvious that he uses chopsticks extremely well.

The little cow glanced at Mr. Caesar with the eyes of "It's your honor to eat your dumplings", picked up the dumplings and jumped off his knees, finding out his golden rice bowl.

"Wow!" Mr. Caesar was shocked when he saw the golden food bowl of the little cow, touched his chin and sighed: "It really is a big family."

Even the cat's food bowl is made of pure gold, so deep!

The cat raised by the big family - the little cow elegantly picked up a corner of the dumpling, tore it open, took out the dumpling stuffing inside, and then pointed at the dumpling skin and kicked it.

Right next to the trash can.

Then it happily ate the beef stuffing.

Mr. Caesar: "..."

"What a waste," he said.

Afterwards, what Mr. Caesar used to feed the little cows was the cleaned dumpling stuffing, and all the dumpling skins went into his own stomach.

"..." Yuan Lingjun glanced at the picky little cow.

"Meow~~~~~" The little cow cried out aggrievedly, jumped onto the trash can slowly, took out the dumpling wrappers, and threw them into Chi You's food bowl.

Chi You: "..."

What hatred and what resentment.

But he was not picky eater, he held a carrot in one hand and a small piece of magic stone in the other, and gnawed on the dumpling wrapper.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"It's okay, it's okay," Mr. Caesar obviously didn't want to watch the student's family abuse cats on this great day of family reunion, he smoothed things over and said, "This dumpling wrapper is also delicious, smooth and tough, and has a smell of wheat. I don’t know which planet produced the flour used?”

Yuan Lingjun glanced at Jingwei.

This is amazing. Shennong made wheat by hand, X4 turned back to its original shape and ground it now. Mr. Caesar is indeed a person of taste.

Mr. Caesar continued to chop dumpling stuffing and feed it to the cat, looking like he was enjoying it.

After eating seven or eight, the little cow raised its tail and walked away slowly with the food bowl in its mouth, which meant——I was full.

Yuan Lingjun ordered: "Then you go to the kitchen and wash the dishes with Changyou, don't wash them down!"

"..."

The graceful steps staggered, and the little cow let out a grievous "meow~~~".

It's a pity that Yuan Lingjun has long since become a cold-blooded, ruthless and brutal witch in a place where it can't see.

He pointed to the kitchen and signaled - no discussion.

So, the little cow had no choice but to "mi~", walked into the kitchen reluctantly, and jumped onto the sink.

Changyou was lonely working alone, and when he saw the Tengu came to help him, he said excitedly "Ouch~~~", pointed to the sky with both hands, and twisted his buttocks violently.

"Swipe la la—" A stream of water fell from the ceiling with momentum, sweeping away the dirt at the bottom of the bowl.

The little cow "swipes" into the bowl with its fluffy tail like a duster.

In an instant, the rice bowl was as bright as new, and it seemed to be able to shine in the sunlight from the window!

Changyou flushed the water, put the bowl back into the cupboard, pointed to the sky with both hands as if singing rap, and twisted his butt a few times, "Ouch, oh, oh, hey~"

When it walks, it is not like ordinary people or ordinary monkeys. Instead, it turns its body on one foot as the axis, raises its head, takes out a bowl from the sink, and slams it on its forehead. Depressed, like putting a hat on yourself.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Because Mr. Caesar was curious about how the little cow would wash the dishes, they were all looking back at the situation in the kitchen at the moment.

Yuanyuan pointed to Changyou and said in surprise, "This, this seems to be the most popular hip-hop music of Central Star recently!"

The dean and Mr. Caesar nodded.

As educators who often mix with young students, the two of them are actually very fashionable people.

"..." Yuan Lingjun raised his forehead.

"That's right," he said, "it's hip-hop. This trend spread from the Muse planet. After all, it is a famous entertainment planet in the universe. Then, since Xiaobai sneaked back home yesterday, After rehearsing the song and dance for the next concert with Changyou in the practice room upstairs..."

They witnessed the birth of a hip-hop monkey.

Changyou seemed to hear Yuan Lingjun's words, flushed with excitement on both sides of his cheeks, twisted his buttocks and rapped again with "Aiyo aiyo".

To be honest, no one can understand this point aside, it is quite dynamic to watch it with its awkward dance.

Chi Chi raised his head from the dumpling, "Ah Woo" swallowed the last one in one gulp, and added: "Xiaobai said, if Changyou's performance is good enough during this time, I will invite him to be a special guest at the next concert, And it’s going to be a hit single for it.”

Changyou said "Ouch", and danced enthusiastically, even washing dishes became more powerful.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He thought of Xiaobai's "my captain is a contractor, he never repays the pearls he owes me, whenever I don't work hard enough, he takes out his whip and shocks me...", After thinking about it, I still don't attack Changyou.

"Then...there are still a lot of unwashed dishes, keep working hard!" He encouraged.

"Hey!" Changyou raised his paw energetically and agreed.

The little cow also raised its tail and let out a listless "Mi".

So Yuan Lingjun continued to turn around and greet everyone to eat dumplings.

"Come on, you're welcome, take care of it, there's a special surprise inside~"

"What surprise?" Mr. Caesar asked curiously.

Just as he was talking, he felt that his teeth were bitten by something, so he turned his head and spit out a pink pearl the size of the belly of a little finger from his mouth, looking at the light.

"Good luck!" Yuan Lingjun laughed with Yuanyuan applauding.

Mr. Caesar was in a daze, looking at the pearl, and vaguely remembered that some people used to like to wrap some weird things in dumplings for themselves to eat during the Chinese New Year.

Maybe this is some kind of common hobby of the ancient earth orientals.

It’s just that that person was not so kind. The dumplings were not filled with pearls, but commemorative coins from the playground, badges for outstanding students, and military medals that were hard-won... And, a piece of gold inlaid with the most expensive and hardest gold in the universe. Gemstones - wedding rings with star diamonds.

Thinking of this, Mr. Caesar couldn't help touching his chest, with a sweet and burdened smile on his face.

——Fortunately, I was still young at the time, and my teeth were strong enough, and only a small piece was chipped off.

"Then I'll borrow your good words." He touched his chest again and smiled.

Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan also fell into a strange state at this moment.

Maybe it's been a long time since they saw each other, the two of them whispered while eating dumplings.

Yuan Lingjun: "Eat well. Did you eat gold, and you smiled so happily today?"

Yuanyuan doesn't need to eat, after all, she uses a robot body.However, Master Angel was more careful. The body he created could not only replenish energy by eating like ordinary people, but also had many smell sensors on his tongue, allowing him to taste the real taste of food.

But Yuanyuan had no intention of eating at all at this moment. He glanced at Yuan Lingjun, ate a dumpling, and then at Yuan Lingjun, ate a dumpling. From the beginning to the end, the smile on his face never disappeared. You can see the happiness on your face.

Hearing Yuan Lingjun's words, Yuanyuan smiled again, took out a dumpling from his plate, dipped it in vinegar and ate it as a matter of course, "Because I saw you^_^. How could I not smile when I saw you? Happy to die of joy."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He rubbed his chest, feeling that Yuanyuan's lethality has doubled since she returned from school on Central Star.

He glanced suspiciously at the Dean and Mr. Caesar each - he didn't know which of them he learned from.

The dean and Mr. Caesar bowed their heads together, with great injustice.

Yuanyuan continued to eat dumplings, teasing Yuan Lingjun as she ate, "I miss you so much after you've been away from home for so long, I don't know if you've thought about me", "I've put away all the letters you wrote from home. Let's go back later." room together", "When I think of you, I can step on No.2 and rub against my feet, isn't it very powerful?"

He's not ashamed at all to act like a baby in front of so many people.

Yuan Lingjun was embarrassed, so he had to change the subject.

He pointed to the dishes in the center of the table, including roast chicken, beef, and vegetables and tofu, and asked, "Which one do you like best?"

"Favorite..." Yuanyuan blinked, seemed to think for a while, and then said, "The first word."

"What?" Yuan Lingjun didn't react at first, but when he understood what Yuanyuan was talking about, his ears slowly turned red.

Facing the smiling eyes of relatives and friends around him, he wished he could press Yuanyuan's head into the dumpling plate.

"I mean, which one do you like best?" Yuan Lingjun glared at Yuanyuan and acted like a parent: "Answer well."

Yuanyuan rubbed her chin, which was exactly the same as when Mr. Caesar cheated.

Just as an ominous premonition flashed across Yuan Lingjun's mind, Yuanyuan leaned over and quickly bit his lips: "It's still the first word!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He took a deep breath, feeling ashamed to face others.

——My ball, when did you become such a super hooligan? !

"Eat yours." Yuan Lingjun picked up a dumpling and stuffed it into Yuanyuan's mouth.

He felt that what his dumplings were dipped in was not vinegar, but ecstasy soup.

"..."

Yuanyuan and Mr. Kaiser blinked, and the master and apprentice smiled at each other with similar expressions, and then ate the dumplings in one bite.

With a "click", he ate a pink pearl.

It just so happened that Yuan Lingjun also ate one.

So Yuanyuan exchanged the pearls on the plates of the two with lightning speed, clutching Yuan Lingjun's pearl in her hand, and said triumphantly, "Look, we are made for each other!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He wanted to get under the table.

How did his ball become so crooked?Someone planted a star-shaped chrysanthemum, sunflower, goldenseal on him...is this very yellow flower?

……

Compared with the relaxed and cheerful atmosphere on the other side of the table, filled with pink bubbles, the other side is a little silent.

But this refers to people, not a macaw that doesn't need to eat and is extremely noisy.

"Gallon, gallon." The parrot hadn't seen the headmaster for a long time, and flew down from the shoulder of the captain of the parrot, rubbing against him affectionately.

The dean touched its wings silently.

"Gallon, how did you think about what I told you last time? Quack quack???" The parrot tilted its head and asked, not at all surprised.

The dean thought of his warm invitation to "warm the bed" and the flop theory that "nothing can't be covered by a quilt", and fell silent.

The parrot was dissatisfied, and put its gaudy face in front of him, and its two mung bean eyes were so serious that they almost met: "You are too shy if you want me to say gal. Come on, come on, I will help you put the bastard master on the bed and tie him up." Candles, small leather whips, use whichever you like, until you lose your breath!"

captain:"……"

He was stunned by his family's cheating parrot.

The "too shy" dean touched his chin, as if he was seriously considering the feasibility of the parrot's proposal.

The captain of the parrot shuddered again, and he realized that it seemed impossible for him not to say anything.

"That...Gallon, these years I have been floating around in the universe with a spaceship and discovered a lot of secrets, do you want to listen?"

"Listen to what?" The dean glanced at him: "Aren't I your adjutant? Or the less important one. When he suddenly disappeared from the battlefield, he didn't tell me. What's there to say now? Don't listen."

captain:"……"

Parrot is indeed an artificial intelligence with super high IQ, and it is a good helper (Gong) for the owner.

It stood on the dean's shoulder, and said with a quack: "That's right, don't pay attention to this useless old virgin. This bad boy has been floating in the universe for hundreds of years and has nothing to do with him. He doesn't want any of the cards I turned over for him." , I'm so pissed off!"

"..."

The dean paused for a moment while touching his chin.

Captain Parrot quietly gestured to his artificial intelligence—good job!

The parrot raised its neck with a "quack" and continued its efforts.

"Speaking of which, Master Shanzi originally had a noble concubine, two Zhaoyis, and more than a dozen talented people. Oh, you still know some of them. Unfortunately, not long ago, there was a 'boom', and they were all bombed. Now he has nothing. Are you saying it's bad?"

It bounced back to its owner's arms, and quietly opened his collar, showing the dean to see the metal prosthetic leg of the bad guy's owner, and several metal organs that had to be replaced recently.

"Let me say that Angel's craftsmanship is still good. It was so good hundreds of years ago. This leg, this arm and the heart have been used for hundreds of years. The shelf life is long. I don't know the new metal. Can lungs and artificial ribs last that long?"

Dean: "..."

"Was the injury so serious back then?" The dean's tone was already a little soft.

The parrot kicked its owner desperately with its paws, signaling him to pretend to be pitiful.

"Cough," the captain threw his bird aside, coughed lightly, and straightened his clothes: "Almost, because of information leaks, many people died at the hands of foreign races, and some were taken away as test subjects. I just contacted Caesar...Fortunately, Angel was researching body modification technology at that time."

"How long did the recovery period take?"

"Not long," said the captain.Then he coughed in the dean's gaze, touched his nose and changed his mouth: "Seven or eight years."

"Seven or eight years..." The dean was silent for a while, and took a sip from the wine glass on the table: "At that time, I was taking over the army you left behind, and it took a long time."

"Really? That's good." The captain's eyes lit up, and then he shut his mouth under the dean's gaze.

They were silent for a while, until they finished stuffing a plate of dumplings in one breath.

The dean ate the last one, and with a "click", he ate a glistening pearl from the dumpling.

He looked at Pearl, his expression moved, and he asked, "You've been away for so long, did you bring me a present?"

"Is this..." The captain raised his head and blinked in embarrassment.

"Originally there were, but..."

"Every planet never forgets to buy you a gift, baby gal, and even snatched a newest spaceship for you, but it's a pity that there are all Booms on the way! One click, it's gone!"

"Shut up." The captain pushed aside the messy artificial intelligence and let it squawk aside: "You ruthless bastard! Boy! Throw it away after you use it! Heart! Man!"

"..." The captain coughed, "Gallon, that, I..."

There was a sudden pain in his cheek, and he saw Mr. Dean leaning over, twisting his face, showing a familiar, relieved smile——

"Who said there are no gifts, isn't that right?"

"hiss……"

Although his heart suddenly relaxed, the dean felt a slight pain in his face.

Is the hand holding him a little too hard?

……

Yuan Lingjun glanced at them, then at Yuanyuan who was smiling like a flower, and Mr. Caesar and Mr. Angel, who were thinking about something, and pulled the bewildered Pearl over and hugged her Li rubbed it hard.

The pink little piggy looked at everyone with a pair of black eyes.

Yuan Lingjun rubbed it over - rubbed it over - and stroked the little piggy's pink forehead several times.

While rubbing, he said, "Little cutie, how can you be so European? The pearls you spit out actually come with luck?"

Not only did he rub himself, he also dragged Master Angel and Mr. Caesar to rub together.

"Stay more, so that you can get out of the order as soon as possible." Yuan Lingjun said seriously.

The little piglet's fur is soft, and there is a little warmth in the palm of his hand.

I was stunned for a moment, as if being rubbed quite comfortably, narrowed my eyes and let out a "hum", and spat out a pearl for them each, all pink in color.

Mr. Caesar looked at the pearl in his palm, suddenly remembered something, and said, "Actually, I wanted to tell you tomorrow, but it seems more appropriate to say it now."

"what?"

"It's nothing serious, but the 'Yaochi System' has been laid on dozens of planets. Next semester, I would like to invite you to the Federation Comprehensive College for construction."

Master Angel also nodded, with a little expectation: "When the time comes... I'm afraid it will be almost the same."

"What is it?"

"Energy." Master Angel and Mr. Caesar said together.

"If everything is well prepared, the backup Li Ya left in the 'Yaochi System' should be able to start."

"That means we can see Teacher Li Ya again, as well as Miss Sadako and the other crew members on the 'Little Yellow Chicken'?"

Master Angel and Mr. Caesar nodded.

Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan: "..."

After a while, the two old people saw the two of them hugging the pink piglet and rubbing them fiercely, so that the hair on the top of the aunt's head was messed up, and they pouted their noses with a "hum ji heng ji".

Yuan Lingjun talked to himself while rubbing, very serious.

Listen carefully, he is saying to me: "Hey, come on, you really are a cute little European!"

狪狪: "Hmph(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp!"

- That's right!

I'm just such a cute little European!