I am in love with the planet

Chapter 171 Monitoring

Because of Tu Shan's VIP status, Yuan Lingjun and his party got a small villa with a private soup pool in the six-star hot spring hotel in Spring Star.

After taking a comfortable bath, seeing that it was getting late, he took everyone back to the villa.

"We still have to prepare for the performance tomorrow, so let's rest early."

Reluctantly picking up a handful of fat fluff, Yuan Lingjun ordered.

"Good night."

"Good night."

"Good night, great witch."

There are many bedrooms in the villa. Dijiang, Shu, and Hu occupy the big one. They eat and sleep next to them. Jingwei takes the bird's nest in his mouth and takes his second nephew to a small balcony. You can see the hot spring in the backyard. In the room on the second floor, only Yuan Lingjun, Chaos and Pangpang were left in the living room.

"Big Witch, I'll use you as a floor mat... no, a pillow!"

When Chaos saw that the big witch's family's vinegar jar was not there, he immediately puffed up his chest and acted.

He wagged his tail, secretly preparing to take the place next to the big witch's bed, and rubbed the hair on his back into Yuan Lingjun's hand.

"Touch it, how soft, dense, and warm! It's super comfortable to hold me to sleep in winter!"

——Get rid of that hairless one and warm my bed!

Obviously, the little dog has become more courageous recently, not only relying on its fur to commit crimes, but also wants to use its hair to gain power.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"It's really dense." Yuan Lingjun stretched out his hand and touched it, "You didn't shed your hair in winter?"

"That is." Chaos proudly puffed out his chest.

Just after soaking in the hot spring, his fur is fluffy, and the whole big white dog is as round as a snowball.

"Very good." Yuan Lingjun was thoughtful.

He looked at Chubby again.

Chubby rolled his eyes, and suddenly ran to the kitchen.

"Dang bang."

After a while, it ran out while grabbing a carrot and scissors in its mouth.

Sure enough, it is Chi You's pet, but it has more winks than ordinary pandas, Yuan Lingjun sighed.

He picked up the scissors thrown to the feet by Fatty, made a "click" gesture in his hand, and said to Chaos mercilessly, "Very good, the hair has grown and can be cut."

"I see that your hair alone weighs □□catties, so you don't need to shave Pangpang anymore, it's too much effort."

chaos:"???"

what! ! !

How can such a thing as shaving not be shared equally by rain and dew?

He completely forgot that he wanted to kick Yuanyuan's fight for favor just now, and wanted to run away with a twist of his butt.

However, "Zi--"

Suddenly there was a strong electric shock on the neck, and then the numbness spread from the neck to the whole body, and even the bones were sore and itchy.

It's killing Chaos.

"Stop, stop, stop!" He fell to his knees with a "plop" in the sour feeling like ants gnawing, turned his head tearfully, and raised his tail actively: "Cut it, cut it."

"Cut a better shape."

The snow-white and soft long hair fell to the ground one after another like snowflakes, covering the ground in a blink of an eye, revealing a chaotic and slender figure.

"It's really puffy," Yuan Lingjun said while "clicking", and stroked Chaos' back: "The breed seems to be a Chinese fine dog?"

chaos:"……"

What a fine dog, I am a god dog, ah god dog!

He was so wronged that he lay down on the ground and did not dare to move. He and Yuan Ling begged for mercy: "Big Dawg, stop the electric shock first and then cut the hair. The hair will be curled up in a while!"

"It's okay, sweaters made of curly hair are also fashionable."

"Huh." Chaos sniffled, racking his brains and said, "Cocoa, what if the sweater woven like this gets static electricity?"

"..." Yuan Lingjun was silent for a moment: "It makes sense."

With a wave of his hand, he finally stopped the thin electric current in Chaos' body.

"..."

Chaos closed his eyes, refusing to see the tragedy that happened to him.

He consoled himself in grief, that hair can grow without hair, but life is really gone if life is gone, life is more important than hair, life is more important than hair.

"Wang--"

Thinking about it, he really cried "Wow", why is it so difficult to make a living under the hands of this great witch!

……

"cough."

As soon as the hair was cut, Chaos jumped up from the ground, turned back into a human form, covered his chest with one hand, covered his crotch with the other, ran up to the second floor with noodles and tears, picked an empty bedroom, and slammed the door shut.

Bald, really bald, how can you see people like that!

"..."

Yuan Lingjun looked at the snow-white dog fur all over the ground, and before he had time to remind Chaos - don't cover your crotch, cover your head!With clothes on!

he:"……"

The puppy was hit too hard, and his IQ seems to have run away from home.

Yuan Lingjun shook his head, took a broom and dustpan, swept the dog hair together, put it in the storage space, and kept it for knitting wool when he was free.

He left the shortest pinch of hair on the top of his head, and Yuan Lingjun held the short fluff in his hands, and rubbed a small white ball the size of a fist.

"Squeak?" Pang Pang came over to take a look, and Heidou's eyes were full of doubts.

"Stay here and poke a dog blanket." Yuan Lingjun said.

He stroked his chin, thinking that Chaos had solved the winter problem of the whole family this time, and it was a great achievement, so let's make a smaller dog blanket to coax him.

Well, the original shape of the little white dog should be made more majestic and taller, and then ask Chaos what shape he likes, and he will be satisfied with everything!

If he had a certificate in coaxing beast skills, Yuan Lingjun must be a master with a perfect score of level ten.

He happily decided how to fix the puppy's broken heart, and then looked around.

The downstairs master bedroom and guest bedroom have already lived in Dijiang's family and Qichi, and the three upstairs bedrooms are also occupied by Jingwei and Chaos, so...

"Hmm..." Yuan Lingjun held his chin and looked at Chubby.

The fat on Pangpang's body shook, and he jumped onto the big wooden sofa in the living room with a "bang", signaling that he could just sleep on the sofa.

Leave me alone leave me alone.

"Is that so..."

Yuan Lingjun thought about it, and was about to turn around when he heard a "click".

Then, "Boom——"

He turned his head abruptly, and met the eyes of Chubby who was sitting in a pile of sawdust, rags, and cotton, with a dazed look on his face.

Fatty: "Squeaky——"

It stretched out its fat claws and gestured - not my fault, but the sofa in this hotel is too weak, profiteer!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

His gaze moved down from the top of his head with dark circles, to the firm chest with black and white flowers, and then to the round buttocks, he measured the fat chest, waist, and hips, and then calculated the weight .

Then he looked at the thick bear paws and thought deeply - this is not sure.

"squeak!"

Pangpang sensed a hint of danger in the calm eyes of the big witch, and thought of the treatment of the puppy just now, it picked up a sofa cushion that was not torn, hugged it to its chest, and slumped to the corner of the wall, signaling——

Leave me alone, leave me alone, I'll just hit the floor!

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He glanced at the cold wall, the cold floor, and the cold ceiling, and felt that it seemed a little bad for him to abuse the national treasure like this.

"Squeak."

Chubby blinked, the black and white Hua'er's belly was soft, and under the night light it looked particularly... touchable.

What the little dog said just now is correct. In the cold winter, it is more comfortable to sleep with something fluffy and soft.

Yuan Lingjun: Never mind, break the law and break the law!

He pointed at Chubby: "You, come up and sleep with me!"

After finishing speaking, Yuan Lingjun went upstairs calmly.

"squeak?"

I saw Pang Pang scratching his neck with his fat claws, and was puzzled for three seconds. After he understood what Yuan Lingjun meant, he got up from the ground and followed him up the stairs. happy.

Such a big body, so fast.

At this moment, Pang Pang, who was about to occupy the big witch's bed, didn't look like a panda, but a husky.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a sound of something scratching the door panel from upstairs.

Jingwei's bedroom door was opened with a narrow gap, revealing the reflection of the camera.

"Auntie, be careful," Xing Tian followed behind Jingwei, the cameraman, persuading with trepidation, "If the door panel of the hotel breaks, you will lose money."

Jingwei held Xing Tian's head in his paws, his gaze was like a torch. Although it was a small bird the size of a palm, its aura was [-] meters——

"What's wrong with losing money? Does Mr. Jing look like someone short of that money?"

"No, no." Xing Tian shrugged.

"Hmph!" The second generation of farmers turned their heads, and continued to take sneak shots while slapping the door with their faces: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !"

She had heard the chaotic howling downstairs and wanted to take a photo of his bald hair as a souvenir, but who knew that she had photographed the new little demon bear crawling on the bed.

It's only been a few days since I entered the room, which is too self-motivated!

"No," Jingwei was not reconciled, and when Yuan Lingjun closed the door, she packed and compressed the video and sent it to Yuanyuan of the central star.

There is also a sentence: "The old ball is not as good as the new bear."

The dead fat man with black and white flowers is too good at fighting for favor!If we don't think of a way, the position of the two of us in Yuan Lingjun's heart will be replaced!

At this moment, the sense of crisis brought by the national treasure made the scheming ball and the scheming bird abandon their previous suspicions and achieve an unprecedented unity.

"Hmph." Even so, Jingwei was still not satisfied, she grabbed Xing Tian's head and touched the wall between her bedroom and Yuan Lingjun's bedroom.

"I remember that there is a monitoring facility in your head, open it!"

"..." Xing Tian opened his chest eyes, looked at the little aunt who wanted to drill a hole in the wall, hesitated and said: "This is not good, it invades privacy."

"Are you still a demon god?" Jingwei kicked him with his paws angrily: "You still talk about privacy. Why don't you talk about prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law?"

Xingtian: "???"

Seeing his puzzled expression, Jingwei knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, and kicked Xing Tian again, urging him: "Quick, don't worry, Yuan Lingjun neither snores nor talks in sleep, at most you will hear The sound of a fat man grinding his teeth in the middle of the night."

Then I don't want to hear it either, Xing Tian reluctantly turned on the wiretapping function to amplify the voice from the next door.

Die... No, that iron-eating beast has my elder brother in it!

Sandwiched between his own aunt and elder brother Gan, at this moment Xing Tian felt that it was very difficult for him to be a human being.

·

Pang Pang didn't know that his vest had fallen all over the floor, so he followed Yuan Lingjun into the room, and with one paw, he was about to pounce on the King Size Simmons bed in the middle of the bedroom.

"Wait." Yuan Lingjun grabbed its ear.

"squeak???"

Before entering the house, he wanted to get in close contact with the national treasure, but when Pang Pang came into the house, Yuan Lingjun felt a little awkward.

He looks fat.

The panda has been washed in the hot spring before, and it is clean. The black and white flowers are soft and fluffy, and the dark circles under their eyes are big and cute.

It stretched out its claws at Yuan Lingjun, tilted its head and scratched its face.

"Hiss." Yuan Lingjun covered his chest and was caught.

Chubby tentatively took two steps forward, touched the mattress, sat on the balcony, his round butt sank into the soft mattress, and blinked in satisfaction.

Yuan Lingjun made another "hiss"——

Even the butt is so cute, like black and white flower steamed buns.

Being seduced by Pang Pang, he gradually changed from the embarrassing mode of being a lonely man to the idiot mode of being addicted to sucking bears and unable to extricate himself.

Fatty scratched his white belly and waved his fat claws at him, as if to indicate——

Sleeping together, sleeping together, belly let you touch.The chest allows you to pillow, and the flesh and fluff all over the body can let you hug and keep warm!

Yuan Lingjun: "Hiss."

He felt that Pang Pang seemed to have changed into a bear after soaking in the hot spring. He was so flirtatious, it didn't look like it at all.

Attracted by the black and white flower's fur and the soft little fat, Yuan Lingjun stepped forward, lay on the other side of the big bed, stretched out his hands, and pressed his somewhat cold palms to his fat belly.

"..."

Cool!

Pang Pang has a good meal these days, the fat on his belly is evenly distributed, neatly piled up under the soft hair, warm and springy, it feels like a piece of pudding, making people want to touch it again and again, unable to stop.

Yuan Lingjun spurned his own depravity in his heart, and happily stretched out his other hand towards its belly.

- Warm!

"This may be the feeling of a man cheating on his partner." He sighed softly, making an exaggerated analogy, and decided to make a robot body like this for Yuanyuan in the future, following the shape and feel of the fat man. , you can hug and sleep together in winter!

"At that time, we can hug each other to keep warm every day." Yuan Lingjun murmured to himself, thinking about this beautiful future.

Pangpang also let out a comfortable "grunt" sound from his throat, as if agreeing with his words.

·

"..."

Not far from the head of the bed, against the other side of the wall in Jingwei's bedroom.

Jingwei opened his eyes wide, put his ear next to Xing Tian's head, and kept asking him, "What did you hear?"

"It's nothing, it's just 'hissing hiss', it keeps ringing, the program has short-circuited." Xing Tian ignored all the movements of Fat Pang to seduce Yuan Lingjun, his eyes rolled up in his chest, and he looked up at the sky.

"Go, go!" Jingwei pushed him away with his wings, and leaned forward: "It's useless, I know I have to do it myself."

As she spoke, she nervously and excitedly put her ears on the earphones connected to the optical brain, and remained motionless.

Sudden--

"what!!!"

Jingwei screamed and flapped his wings.

"Cheat!"

"What?" Xing Tian was startled and looked at his little aunt nervously.

"Stop talking!" Jingwei made a "silence" gesture and continued to listen.

There was an intermittent sound coming from the monitor, which was not real, but the gap left was enough to make people think.

——Especially on the opposite side of the monitor is a bird that is very good at association.

Not long after, Jing Wei was so angry at the words in the earphone that he slapped the wall, leaving a sharp hole.

"Do you still want to hug that fat man every day? It's depraved! It's too much!"

"!!!"

"impossible."

Xing Tian's eyes widened in fright.

Jingwei continued to listen while nagging at the wall.

This time, she didn't seem to hear anything serious, she didn't hear anything new for a long time, she just kept nagging at the wall, laying down a layer of wall dust.

After a while, the neighbor seemed to have fallen asleep, and there was no sound other than shallow breathing in the monitor settings.

Only then did Jingwei drop the earphones with a "clack", and he was so angry that the feathers on his chest puffed up and he turned into an angry bird.

"Listen, what did you hear?" Xing Tian was terrified, for fear that his eldest brother would be chopped into meat stuffing by his aunt.

"Hmph!" Jingwei seemed to be furious, pacing up and down on his shoulders, pacing up and down, and said to himself: "Forget about Yuan Lingjun, it's just a momentary slip, it's nothing. That one The fat man still dares to purr, purr so comfortably, prying into the corner of the wall! Demonstration! Shameful!"

She thought that she couldn't easily let Pang Pang, who was fighting for favor, take out her optical brain, and after some deep thinking, she began to send Yuanyuan the second email of the day.

"Scheming Ball: Attention! You are green! The hat is green! The hair is green! The whole body is green!!!

PS: This is not Yuan Lingjun's fault. "

Attached: a copy of the audio.

Press the "package and send" button, Jingwei is particularly relieved.

"Humph!"

When it's winter vacation, you can see the scheming ball and the scheming bear pinching each other!snort!

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