I am in love with the planet

"..."

Yuan Lingjun looked at Lolita riding a chicken in front of him expressionlessly.

"Please enter the power-on password... Please enter the power-on password..."

The cake skirt robot may finally be full of energy, repeating this sentence tirelessly, repeating it for a whole night.

Yuanyuan was startled by the change of the robot at first, but finally accepted the fact, he said to Yuan Lingjun in disbelief: "I thought it was just a story robot!"

"I thought so too." Yuan Lingjun reluctantly placed the robot in front of him, facing it face to face.

"Since I picked it up, as long as it has enough light, it will repeat 310 four love stories, from the first story-"The Romantic Drifting Legend of Caesar and Leia" to the last one-" The Romance of a Little Yellow Chicken."

""The Romantic Drifting Legend of Caesar and Leah"?" Even though he had heard the story told by this robot, Yuan Lingjun couldn't help complaining: "It's too Qiong Yao."

Yuanyuan: "..."

"What is Qiong Yao?" He asked in a low voice.

Before Yuan Lingjun could answer, the eyes of "Little Yellow Chicken" on the table suddenly flickered.

"Drip." It said: "The first key check is correct, please enter the specific content."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Yuanyuan: "..."

Changyou: "..."

Jingwei went to reclamation early in the morning, and she said that she was impatient to stay here and guess the riddles, which made her brain hurt.

"What's the key?" Yuan Lingjun said in shock, "Qiong Yao? Or "The Romantic Drifting Legend of Caesar and Leah"."

"Drip, the first key is correct, please enter the specific content." Little Yellow Chicken said again.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Okay, it's The Romance of Caesar and Leia."

The corner of Yuan Lingjun's mouth twitched, he began to admire the person who designed this password.

"Yuanyuan, can you retell the whole story?"

"Of course!" Yuanyuan said without hesitation.

"Then let's start." Yuan Lingjun said, he pressed his forehead speechlessly: "I just want to see if the person who designed this password is really so boring."

Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan worked together, and began to retell the love story of Mary Su full of Qiong Yao flavor with complicated expressions.

"It was a spring afternoon..."

On the ultra-luxury bird stand at the side, the macaw watched this scene quietly, his whole body was stiff, and his expression changed from shock at the beginning to melancholy, understanding, and a little bit sad.

He looked at Yuan Lingjun's black hair and black eyes with that kind of paternal gaze, listened attentively to the story he told in a flat tone, and caught a few familiar words.

This is the lingua franca of this universe long, long ago, tens of thousands of years ago, and only scholars who study ancient cultures are still using it.

——For example, Professor Li Ya.

The captain thought to himself, could it be... could it be...

Before he could come up with a result, Little Yellow Chicken's eyes flickered and it made a "click" unlocking sound.

"The first key is verified correctly, please enter the second key."

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

·

Aside from mentioning one person and one ball while killing time in the cave, when Jingwei flew to fill the sea as usual, Xuangui mentioned something to her.

"Today-day-iron-pimple-naked-in-good-like-not-too-flat-oh-"

Jingwei answered it mercilessly: "You are a turtle of tens of thousands of years old, so don't gossip anymore, listening to your gossip is too exhausting."

Xuangui smiled kindly, and slowly crawled from the shore into the water, the Luoshu gossip on his back was washed and shone brightly.

It proudly lay down in the water - it's not that it loves to gossip, it's a gossip turtle by nature!

Although Jingwei said not to gossip, she was actually very curious in her heart. She waved her wings to bid farewell to Xuangui, and secretly flew near the spaceship with a small stone in her mouth.

Sure enough, the portholes of the spaceship are empty today, no one can be seen in the big corners, two corners and three corners, and it's not good to eat grass.

They gave a long growl of anger—

"Bah!"

"Moo!"

"Gah!"

What about people?Where did people go?How can one live without human flesh for food? !

Inside the spaceship, the crew members hid at the door of the captain's cabin, stretched their necks and peeked into the door.

They looked at the captain, who was all colorful and colorful, and had braids, and kept silent. You poke me, I poke you, and wink at each other.

--coming!The days of the captain are back!

Captain Parrot didn't seem to notice the small movements of the crew outside the door. He folded his arms, leaned back on the chair, patted the ground with his toes, and showed a warm smile.

The crew shuddered.

"Come on, don't be afraid." The captain nodded his chin, asked a handsome crew member to sit down opposite him, and comforted him casually: "Don't worry, I don't like to be forced into prostitution."

Who would believe it? The crew outside the door roared in their hearts. Who said they wanted Watson to warm the bed in the captain's cabin!

The metal door of the captain's cabin slammed shut in front of the crew, almost knocking their noses. The captain's question was hidden in the cabin, making it hard to hear clearly.

Ten minutes later, a crew member named Watson came out of the captain's room with a pale face, sloppy footsteps, and a trance.

The captain sitting on the large swivel chair was flushed with satisfaction.

He looked at the brain on his wrist, called out his name and said, "Next, Liu Xu."

……

His own intelligent system pretends to be powerful, and lives so well in the spaceship, the real captain doesn't know it.

He watched in shock as Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan tested the code one by one, and unlocked dozens of code locks in a short while. Excited and confused, he had no choice but to ride a unicycle and pedal to calm himself down.

Yuan Lingjun's mouth was parched, and when he wanted to drink some water and rest for a while, he saw the ruts around the cave. The macaw was tireless and turned the wheelbarrow into a hot wheel.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

He poked Yuanyuan quietly: "Dahua must have forgotten that she can fly."

Yuanyuan: "..."

It does look unskilled.

The password of the "Little Yellow Chicken" is complicated but not complicated, that is, when it turned into a story robot, the 310, [-] and four stories, not a single word was wrong, and Yuan Lingjun was also idle, so he simply deciphered them one by one. past.

"Drip, the third key is unlocked, please enter the fourth key..."

"Drip, No.13 key to unlock, please enter No.14..."

"Drip, No.30 three-way key to unlock, please enter No.30 four-way..."

The captain thought in a trance: good memory, black hair and black eyes, and he can speak the most difficult ancient common language in the universe so well... This young man may, maybe, should, as expected, be the descendant of Li Ya.

Which crew member of the Little Yellow Chicken did he get involved with?No, how on earth did he give birth to offspring alone? ?Is it unicellular reproduction? ? ?God!Scientists are simply too scary? ? ? !

A series of question marks and exclamation marks floated in the captain's mind. Before he could reach a conclusion on how to deal with this cheap nephew, the parrot's voice came from the sensor built into the cochlea.

"Little darling," he said, "I've already sifted through your spaceship, and all three crew members who colluded with the first officer have been dispatched to the cold palace... No, the bilge has been cleaned of chicken manure, what are you going to do with the rest? Arrangement? I screened for you. There are seven good-looking ones, one very good-looking one, and the rest are mediocre. You can make a promise, come, choose one, bridal chamber today, and tomorrow I will collect cells and send them to the baby In the training cabin, do you want a boy or a girl? Or twins?"

captain:"……"

The strings in his mind cracked with a snap.

The parrot in the captain's room received an emotional reply——

"Parrot!!! Get the hell out of here!!! Spaceship rules don't allow crew members to fall in love during working hours!!! I'm not a fan!!!!!!

PS, please delete the ancient court drama secretly saved in the hard disk! ! !immediately! ! !immediately! ! ! ! ! "

Just from the exclamation marks all over the screen, one can see the ferocious roar of the captain's heart.

"Heh." The parrot smiled indifferently, put its legs on the console of the cockpit, and arrogantly pressed the "delete" button with its metal toe.