I am in love with the planet

Teacher Yong is on fire, big fire.

The third day after the end of the interschool robot competition——

Yuan Lingjun asked: "Is the business of Shanhai Acrobatic Troupe still good today?"

"That's right," Boss Jing slumped lazily on the window sill, asking her second nephew to comb her hair carefully with a small comb, "I'm already thinking about opening up the seat reservation system."

"So hot?" Yuan Lingjun was taken aback.

After all, even the Inter-School Robotics Competition does not have a reservation policy.

"That's not it," Mr. Jing was proud, pushed away the comb, and paced back and forth on the windowsill in a gesture of pointing Jiangshan, "The attendance rate is [-]%, and the crowd queuing up to buy tickets turned around two times from East Street. turn, turn all the way to West Street, it’s so long, and this is the result of Teacher Yong giving them two extra performances every day.”

"Every day at one or two o'clock in the morning, there are people queuing up at the door, which is very hard, so I decided to be kind and open an online reservation for them, so that they can grab tickets for our Shanhai Acrobatic Troupe at home."

Jingwei announced with his head held high with the expression of "Look at these country bumpkins", completely forgetting how he was frightened by the busy star port and row upon row of high-rise buildings when he first arrived at DeWolf Star, as if he had never seen it before. It was chirping like the country birds in the world.

"...Just as long as you are happy." Yuan Lingjun finally replied.

It can’t be blamed that the friends of DeWolf Star have never seen the world. After all, on the day of the interstellar robot competition, there were a total of 10,000+ spectators, players and field staff locked in the space by Mr. Yong to have close contact with ghosts. A hobby is special.

——They are addicted to horror movies, obsessed with the feeling of being frightened by ghosts, chased by ghosts, and dancing face-to-face with female ghosts.So exciting!

Teacher Yong made a 10,000D holographic immersive advertisement covering 4+ people without spending a penny. The urban management and industrial and commercial personnel had to take a detour when they saw it, and no one dared to issue a ticket for it. It unexpectedly became the biggest winner of this terrorist attack.

Teacher Yong is no longer the unlicensed, entertaining, and scary itinerant peddler he once was. He is now the people's artist, a monkey who has been cordially received by the leaders!Not everyone who wants to see can see it, you have to spend 200 yuan to buy a ticket!

Yuan Lingjun looked at the money that Mr. Yong had earned in the past two days, and felt his heart beating faster. He rubbed his heart, thinking that he might rely on a monkey to get rid of poverty and become a millionaire.

He kindly asked the big monkey beside him: "Mr. Yong, will this be too hard?"

After all, it scares hundreds of people a day, so the work is a bit intense.

"squeak--"

Teacher Yong is happy, it likes to hear people screaming the most.

The big monkey shook his head reservedly, indicating that this is what he should do.

As a strange beast that gains power from human fear, Mr. Tian Yong has made a lot of money from the children of Devourf these days. By absorbing their fear, the horror space has added a few more divisions, for example Chainsaw horror area, scream area, death is coming area...

There are various ways to play, rich plots, and you can choose as you please.

How could Teacher Yong not be happy about practicing and entertaining?

"Look at our Teacher Yong," Yuan Lingjun gave the cash cow a small hug: "What a professional ethics, he is simply a model worker!"

He turned to Guanguan, Manman, Tianma, and Yuyu, "As colleagues of Teacher Yong, you should also learn more about this spirit. Labor is the most glorious!"

Working overtime every day, until hair removal, discoloration, shrinkage, and the strange beasts whose bodies are not round: "..."

Overtime boss + contractor boss

＝In capital letters, there is nothing to love.

"Okay!" While the two of them were talking, Jing Wei kept muttering to Xing Tian. Seeing that Yuan Lingjun had finished consoling the chief hero, Mr. Yong, she puffed out her small chest, cleared her throat, and announced to everyone: " The online ticket booking program has been successfully ported to the 'Yao Chi System', thanks to Xing Tian's new friend Yin Yin, who helped a lot in programming."

"The booking process has just started, and no one has booked in the system yet... No, there are people, 1... 10... 50... 80..."

No one spoke for a while, and everyone was engrossed in staring at the ever-increasing booking data on Xing Tian's optical brain.

Jingwei simply clicked on the optical brain with his wings, enlarged the histogram, and projected it on the opposite wall.

"100, 200...1000..."

One pass to ten, ten to one hundred, the data showed a jumping growth, rising steadily.

10 minutes later--

Jingwei was very excited at the beginning, but now she was a little distressed. She pulled the feathers on her wings, but the feathers were not enough, so she took out a handful of small stones from her pocket and waved them on the window sill. .

"..."

Finally, after calculating clearly, Jingwei turned to Yuan Lingjun, hesitating to speak.

"what happened?"

"The tickets we sell are already scheduled for two months later." Jing Wei said, emphasizing "two months later".

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"What do you want me to say about you?" Yuan Lingjun looked at Jingwei and condemned him, "Didn't it be agreed earlier that when Master Angel finishes his work for the past few days, there will be a farewell party, and we will leave later. Is it?"

Jingwei knew he was wrong, so he patted his wings.

"I'm just, I'm just a little reluctant to let go of the great country that the Shanhai Acrobatic Troupe has created."

"Hey," Yuan Lingjun sighed, and said earnestly: "I don't think it's bad for you to be ambitious, but, after we enrich the entertainment life of the DeWolf stars, Yuanyuan may be cold."

Jingwei forgot, and Yuan Ling did not forget. Their original purpose of leaving planet E-0001 was to issue a certificate for E-0001 that "this planet has belonged to Yuan Lingjun since ancient times", or a contract of sale, marriage certificate, whatever……

Otherwise, as a military base reserved by the federal government, maybe one day Yuanyuan will be greeted by a long-range high-energy antimatter missile, and then——

boom! ! !

Yuan Lingjun was a little sad when he thought of the big firework that might be there.

"If that's the case, I'm afraid we'll have to wander around the universe, collecting meteor (gu) stone (hui) fragments (zha) pieces (zha) for Yuanyuan." He said euphemistically.

It's certain that Yuanyuan's small body will be blown to pieces by missiles, but I don't know if this type of cosmic garbage can be collected well.

The little yellow chicken whose name was mentioned on the side made a "cheep", as if frightened by this terrible guess, he blew up his light yellow hair, got into Yuan Lingjun's warm embrace, and rubbed hard on his chest. rub.

Jingwei: "..."

Don't think that I didn't know you were eating tofu because you hid in the little yellow chicken's body.

Jingwei was angry and guilty, and with a "hum", he shut down the crazy-rising reservation system with a "snap", but it was still a little late.

"...Three months." She said.

"what?"

"I mean, the seats for the circus troupe have been reserved for three months."

"..."

There is a long way to go to prevent forced demolition, how can we fail halfway?

Yuan Lingjun thought about it carefully, and suggested: "Why don't we abscond with the money."

Bring money, spaceship, "Shan Hai Jing", and your own little yellow chicken, and leave as soon as you say, just so chic.

"..."

Yuanyuan was so moved that a tearful "(?_?)" appeared in the little yellow chicken's eyes.

Jundu is willing to do such illegal and criminal things in order to help him petition and resist forced demolition, which is really great.

What is it called?This is the interstellar version of "Don't be afraid, I'll steal the bike and support you!"

"It doesn't matter," he said righteously: "I don't need you to steal... and abscond with the money, isn't it just three months? I can afford to wait!"

"But your body..."

"I'm not afraid, even if I'm smashed to pieces, it's nothing," the little yellow chicken replied, his eyes seemed to be flickering with weakness and strength, "As long as I can be with you, I'm not afraid of anything!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

That was not what I meant.

Also, how many episodes of Thunderbolt soap operas have you watched?Why do I feel like I heard this line in which episode?

"……here we go again."

As a female bird who has fought tenaciously with the little heart, Jingwei covered her ears with her wings when Yuanyuan opened her mouth, so as to avoid stuffing a mouthful of expired dog food as a snack at night.

Although Mr. Yong is highly respected, he is inexperienced after all, so he didn't have time to cover his ears, so Mr. Yong was forced to listen to the earthy love talk.

Teacher Yong: "Squeak."

It felt that its soul was polluted, so it reminded Yuan Lingjun expressionlessly that this line appeared in the second episode of No.30 of "The Little Runaway Wife of the Devil Star Chief".

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Yuan Lingjun felt that Teacher Yong might be a little bit intolerable, which is understandable.After all, as a single monkey with extraordinary artistic taste and who doesn't know if there is another monkey in the world, it is a bit difficult for Mr. Yong to get out of the single.

But Mr. Yong is worthy of being a noble monkey. Not only does he not blame others, but he also understands the beauty of adults.

"squeak--"

After waving his claws outward a few times like chasing flies away, Teacher Yong signaled——

Feel free to go, Shanhai Acrobatic Troupe has me.

DeWolf star coward has a lot of business and is easy to do, and has the golden title of "Hero of Saving People" as a protective umbrella. Teacher Yong likes this place so much that he decided to take root on this planet and open a haunted house.

"This...isn't very good." Yuan Lingjun wanted to be more polite.

"Squeak!" Teacher Yong insisted.

"Okay." Yuan Lingjun had no choice but to agree to Teacher Yong's request.

"I hope that when we come back next time, you can sow the seeds of terror to the whole planet." Yuan Lingjun made a heartfelt wish to the ambitious terrorist boss.

……

He still underestimated Teacher Yong.

Not only the whole planet, when we met again, Mr. Yong had already passed the "Yao Chi System" and started to spread the seeds of terror to the whole universe.