I am in love with the planet

"Parrot!"

The macaw turned his head, and the captain's violent growl could be heard from him.

"Alas~" The intelligent system that replaced the identity of the captain somehow replied with a smile: "Now you are a parrot, sir."

The captain somehow felt that his face was an eyesore.

With the identity of a human being, the parrot no longer has that strict look in front of the first officer, as if it has completely let go of itself.

"Hey, baby, go and track down that damn bastard Coulson. I'll help you watch the scene and talk about a heart-free love. An old man who hasn't been in love for hundreds of years is really boring. Okay, no thanks~"

"The ship's rules prohibit love affairs! Don't harm my crew!" The captain of the parrot roared again, but the captain of the parrot had quick eyes and quick hands, and closed the skylight door with a "bang", shutting the macaw out of the spaceship.

He snapped his fingers, and the virtual projections of the crew appeared on the console in front of him, 3D, [-]D, and high-definition, with their hobbies, sizes, and measurements floating beside them. The captain secretly saved it.

"Let me see whose brand we turn today..." the captain of Parrot brand muttered.

He controlled the swivel chair and turned around, his eyes flicked over the projection one by one, and the corners of his lips curled up with interest.

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The captain's brand parrot was locked outside his spaceship with a depressed face.

He angrily pecked at the outer wall of the spaceship twice with his hooked beak, pecking off a piece of metallic paint, his heart ached for a while.

He patted the skylight with his wings again, and seeing that the people inside were determined not to open the door, the macaw had no choice but to fly into the sky according to the original plan, looking for the trace of the first mate who didn't know where he was hiding.

"I want to delete all the movies, novels, and 3D photos you have hidden in the encrypted hard drive." He said to himself.

The captain originally thought that the four-horned cattle and sheep all over the mountains and plains would surround the spaceship until one side was patiently sold out.However, as night fell, the three leading four-horned horses let out a long howl, and the cattle and sheep receded like a tide, following behind the leader in an orderly manner, returning to the mountain to eat grass, drink water, sleep, and fight again tomorrow.

They strictly follow the clock-in revenge process, work from eight to ten at night, and never work for an extra minute. They even leave a small number of companions on the mountain in case the owner suddenly wants to eat takeaway.

The detection system of the spacecraft was damaged before it landed. Except for a small area around the spacecraft, that is, a small area near the East China Sea, the captain didn’t know the specific situation on the planet. To be cautious, he didn’t know anything about it before he found the Little Yellow Chicken. He intends to try with the lives of the crew.Therefore, when he flew hundreds of kilometers with the team of the horns and saw the endless gray wasteland beyond the water plants, there was a touch of wonder in his eyes, and there was a faint sense of taking it for granted.

This planet should have been so gray, desolate, and full of loneliness, but a strange force changed it, making it colorful, rich, and full of vitality.

Whether this change was good or bad, the captain could not yet decide, but he hoped it would be good.

——This star field has been silent for too long, they need some good changes.

Dajiao looked ahead, then glanced at the sky, and let out a "baa", signaling the team to stop.

It had seen the macaw flying in the sky just now, but thanks to the two hard pecks of the parrot before leaving the spaceship, the horns brought it into the range of their own birds.

To be more precise——

Although it's useless, it's a united front anyway. Judging by the "tuk-tuk-tuk" posture, maybe they have some relatives with Jingwei.

Therefore, they regretfully gave up the idea of ​​not being able to eat human and monkey meat, and using bird meat to make up the number.

The horns walked around the West Mountain slowly, stopped in a small valley sheltered from the wind, lay down by the water, and ate a mouthful of green grass comfortably.

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Gah-"

Life on the planet is really pleasant, plowing the land and farming, clocking in to seek revenge, and grazing on the humans in the spaceship, they like it so much!

It would be even better if I could have a mouthful of human flesh once in a while.

A small bird with red beak and white claws flew far in the sky. She threw the stone in her beak into the sea with a "plop", and then flew towards the mountainside, with the tips of her wings sticking to the ground obliquely, and then flew When he got up, he was holding a little yellow chicken in his paws.

captain:"……"

He carefully recalled that the little yellow chicken seemed to be forced out of the flock by the cows and sheep, and was carried all the way here by them.

he:"……"

Very good, now I know how those little yellow chickens on the spaceship were lost one by one.

But the captain was not worried. After all, there were dozens of little yellow chickens, and except for the most special one, the rest were just ingredients.

And the most special one... the captain believes that no one can eat it.

Jingwei finished his daily reclamation work, grabbed a little yellow chicken and went home, and when he passed by the habitat of the takeaways before leaving, he flew down to give instructions.

"Jingwei!"

She stepped on the top of one of the tallest horns, pointing at the takeaways with her wings——

Give me a good job, someone will compete with you to deliver food tomorrow!Literally human!Whoever loses will be the takeaway!Happy or not?

"What—"

"Moo-"

"Gah-"

The horns were overjoyed, they shook their tiger bodies, grinned ferociously, and showed their sharp fangs.

rest assured!As long as we are here, the rice yield will be more than 3000 per mu, and the five grains will be [-] a season!If you lose a catty, come and see me!

"very good."

Seeing that the takeaways have become united, tense, serious and lively, their hooves showing off their muscles, and they can't wait to dig up his one-acre land right now, Jingwei nodded in satisfaction.

——With competition, there will be motivation. This statement is true. The white lotus ball that came up with this idea is indeed a scheming ball.

She was about to turn around and leave, and asked Yuan Lingjun to make a chicken pot to reward herself, when she suddenly turned her eyes and saw a few furtive colored feathers hidden behind the rocks, gaudy and eye-catching in the dark night.

The magnificent fur color of the macaw hurt the captain. He hid well in the rocks, but he was so surprised when he saw Jingwei catching the chicken.

"Who? Come out!"

Jingwei threw down the little yellow chicken in his hand, and let the big horned two-cornered triangle help to hold it down, while he swooped at a high speed and pulled the macaw out from the crack in the rock.

Although the captain has experienced many battles, he seldom pecks at people in the form of a bird, and he is no match for Jingwei at all.As a bird that does hard work (reclaiming the sea) every day, Jingwei's wings are covered with even and smooth muscles, and his pecking movements are precise and ruthless, as if an electric motor is installed around his neck.

She went down with her mouth, grabbed the two feathers, and dragged the parrot out from the crevice of the stone. When the whole macaw appeared in front of her eyes, Jing Wei was also shocked.

She flapped her wings on the parrot's head and jumped back suddenly: "Hey, it's colorful, what the hell is this???"

A tiny red light flashed under the macaw's wing base, as if energy was brewing in it, but he hesitated, and the red light went out again.

The macaw tilted his head: "Quack quack???"

"Hmm..." Jingwei was startled earlier and felt a little embarrassed, but now he realized that there was nothing special about this bird other than being a bit stupid and having an unpleasant voice.

She looked up and down the colorful non-mainstream bird, thinking that it might be some strange species that slipped down from the spaceship, so she had an idea in her mind.

"Help me take care of the chicken." Jingwei ordered Dajiao Erjiaojiao.

Then she swooped down without hesitation, grabbed the still-shocked parrot and happily flew towards home.

"Yuan Lingjun, we can come up with a new recipe!"