I am in love with the planet
Chapter 123 The Bad Uncle
"What automatic stone thrower?"
Although it was a long distance away, Master Angel had very good hearing and cast a dissatisfied look at the little yellow chicken from a distance.
"I think it's useless for you to follow Yuan Lingjun these days. This is called a portable stone loading and unloading device."
Yes, to be precise, what Master Angel made for Jingwei is not an automatic stone throwing machine, but a portable stone loading and unloading robot, because it is not fully automatic.
This rustic little robot can use a crawler to automatically load the stones into the storage bin, then follow Jingwei's footsteps to the lake, and then deliver the stones to the hand one by one, allowing Jingwei to Throw them into the man-made lake with a "plop" and "plop".
On the matter of reclamation, the second generation of farmers is also persistent. It is possible to use the power of technology appropriately, but it is not enough to rely entirely on machines. Her obsessive-compulsive disorder is the first to refuse.
"You are here."
When Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan walked over, the little robot's storage bin was already full, and it was dragging its two crawlers, humming and humming behind Jingwei, walking towards the artificial lake.
Yuan Lingjun glanced at Jingwei suspiciously, wondering how she had won Master Angel's heart.
"I've heard what Jingwei said." Master Angor turned his head and looked at the little yellow chicken: "You guys came to Devorf Star this time to order a suitable robot body for him, right? Here is a spare one, I will debug it tomorrow and bring it to you.”
"..."
Happiness came so suddenly, even the little yellow chicken looked at Jingwei in surprise, a string of garbled characters flashed in his eyes.
"you……"
"Hmph," Jingwei raised his chin after a long absence, and snorted, "Don't think I'm thinking of you, I just think you're too useless, always dragging Yuan Lingjun down."
She jumped down from Shizi'er Mountain and told Master Angel: "Give him another brain capacity... No, a hard drive with a larger memory, don't save me money."
After finishing speaking, the arrogant second-generation peasant raised his chin and went to fill the sea.
"..."
Yuan Lingjun was a little bit dumbfounded.
"This is her..." The little yellow chicken flapped its wings and looked up at him in disbelief: "Do you want to express your past grievances with me?"
"I guess so." Yuan Lingjun suppressed a smile.
The second generation of farmers have expressed this, and it seems that the love and killing drama of "Little Heart" and "Little Baby" will continue to be sung.
Yuanyuan murmured to herself: "I'm afraid she doesn't know that there are dozens of annoying ghosts coming to the house."
·
"Okay." Yuan Lingjun said to Master Angel.
Master Angel's hands trembled undetectably. He put an ordinary game helmet on his head, and carefully clicked "Yes" on the login interface.
The next moment, his sight changed, and the sense of down-to-earth came back. He saw a faceless man in a black robe and a pale mask, with the corners of his mouth parted, and a dark smile appeared at him.
"Welcome to DeWolf, the City of Mechanics."
"..."
Master Angel patted his heart, thinking that it was a good thing he had replaced his heart with an artificial one many years ago, otherwise he would have almost scared him to death.
"Little yellow chicken?" he asked.
"Yes."
The faceless gentleman bent slightly, stretched out his hand, and led him to visit the empty new district.
"Crack, click."
Under their feet is a huge, rotating clock dial, with a smooth and bright surface made of brass, like a huge square that can accommodate hundreds of thousands of people.
At the twelve o'clock position of the clock, there are libraries, adventurer's home, robotics association, commercial street, acrobatic house...etc. twelve buildings with several floors are arranged in an orderly manner.
"This is the safe zone." Yuanyuan said.
He went on to explain: "Only by working and getting a certain number of passes every day can you stay in the safe zone, and the rest must stand in the square before midnight."
"After the clock strikes three times at midnight, everyone who is still standing in the square will be plunged into the world of horror movies, and will not wake up until the big boss of the horror movie is solved, or 12 hours later."
"Of course, the pass can be purchased in the system, one for 1000 gold, 9% off for monthly subscription, 75% off for annual subscription."
Master Angel: "..."
Master Angel was about to say that you are deceitful, what should you do if you scare people into sickness, so Yuanyuan said: "If you want to experience horror movies, but you find it too scary to bear, you can also do it in the game. Buy a series of props such as 'Consecration Talisman', 'Evil-Repelling Sword', 'Ghost Buster Spray', whether you want to avoid ghosts, kill ghosts, or spray ghosts with garlic smell, as long as you have money, we can satisfy you your request."
Master Angel: "..."
For the first time in his life, Master Angel, with a heart of steel, worried about ghosts.
With the technical support from Yonghe, Yuanyuan introduced without hesitation: "We call this large-scale real-life interactive hell game..."
"Infinite terror."
At the same time, Yuan Lingjun who had not entered the "Yaochi System" spoke in unison with him.
He asked Jingwei: "When can I access the holographic network of other planets?"
"Tomorrow at the earliest." Jingwei dragged her portable stone loading and unloading device, filled the sea with empty eyes and a relaxed face, looking like a useless bird.
But there was nothing stupid about what she said.
"Four days will be the Inter-school Robot Contest, are you ready?"
"Basically," Yuan Lingjun said modestly, "Mr. Angor signed me up for mech competitions in addition to the robot beauty pageant. You know, I'm not good at this, so I can only say that I will do my best."
"thump."
Jingwei stopped reclamation and turned to look over.
"what happened?"
"I suddenly remembered something."
In fact, during the meal just now, Yuan Lingjun felt that something was wrong with Jingwei, and only then remembered to ask her: "What's the matter?"
"Master Angel said that you can already make land mechas, is that true?"
"Theoretically," Yuan Lingjun said, "Actually, the prosthetic limbs made for those disabled soldiers are part of the mecha. I'm basically proficient, but I haven't tried the whole mecha yet."
"Then try it." Jingwei took out a small purse from his neck: "Don't save me money."
"Wait," Yuan Lingjun felt that he had been in a state of being taken care of since he got on Devorf Star.He stubbornly pushed back Jingwei's hand and asked, "Who is it designed for?"
Jingwei opened his eyes wide, confirming that he really didn't remember.
"Xing Tian," she said, "didn't you say before that you want to replace Xing Tian with a complete, mighty and tall body?"
"Have it?"
Yuan Lingjun recalled it carefully, and it seemed that there really was one.
That was before they made their first leap, he promised Jingwei to give Xing Tian a new head so that he could limping the honest man and help them deal with Chi You.
"Okay, I forgot." Facing Jingwei's piercing eyes, Yuan Lingjun admitted helplessly, feeling like a heartless scumbag in her eyes.
"Then I'll call Xing Tian out tomorrow and start designing mechas for him."
Yuan Lingjun calculated the time. Four days is indeed a bit tight. I'm afraid it will take a lot of sleep to complete it. Fortunately, the technical level of the land mecha used in this kind of competition is relatively low, which is within his ability level.
"……also."
Jingwei sat cross-legged by the artificial lake, throwing pebbles "plop" and "plop", "Remember to lock him in the room after summoning him, I'm afraid he will run out and scare people."
"Forget it," Jingwei shook his head again after admonishing, "I'll watch it myself, it doesn't matter if it scares people, Xing Tian's IQ has dropped sharply since he lost his head, it would be bad if he got lost."
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
You are really a good aunt in China.
But thinking about Xing Tian's appearance after getting lost, Yuan Lingjun instantly understood Jing Wei's worry——
It's hard to guarantee that this brainless god won't brandish his relatives, cut down the luxurious villa of Master Angel into a pile of once luxurious construction waste.
"Then I'll leave it to you." After careful consideration, Yuan Lingjun entrusted her to China's good aunt.
·
It turns out that both of them were justified in their concerns.
The next day, Yuan Lingjun found a remote and low-key place, and called Xing Tian out.
"Xing Tian... Xing Tian..."
A black stern light flashed across the pages of "Shan Hai Jing", and immediately, a tall man eight feet tall with a naked chest jumped out of it. He held a shield in his left hand and an ax in his right hand. The shield and the big ax smashed to the ground, and the voice said forcefully: "Hey, where is my head?"
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
He looked at Xing Tian's fluttering navel when he spoke, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sighed to Jingwei: "You are right."
It's time to give Xing Tian a higher-grade head, this look is too eye-catching!
It was the first time Yuan Lingjun saw Xing Tian, and he was a little uncomfortable, but Jing Wei had been looking at him with such an eyesore for at least a thousand years.
It took her only a few seconds to overcome the psychological shadow, and she turned into a bird with a white beak and red claws and flew to his shoulder.
"Xingtian."
Hearing the familiar cry, Xing Tian straightened his chest and rolled his eyes upwards with his strong breasts.
"Oh, so it's my aunt."
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
I don't know why, but it looks even more eye-catching.
Jingwei chattered about the current situation with Xing Tian, and Yuan Lingjun noticed that the giant squatted down with the bird on his body, poking and poking on the ground with the weapon in his hand, After a while, several deep holes were poked out.
After scouring the ground under his feet, he walked forward a little bit disappointed, mentioned his relatives, and continued scolding.
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
Seeing that Xing Tian was like a human bulldozer, he was about to push it from a remote corner of the racecourse all the way to the miniature palace built by Li Li and Li Lian, who had spent a lot of effort. Said: "What are you doing?"
Xing Tian pushed his chest forward, looked at his appearance, but didn't answer, and the relatives in his hands were pulled up again, like a bad young man who lasted for thousands of years in the second stage.
But Jingwei recovered from the joy of reuniting with his second nephew after a long absence, flapped his wings, and flew from Xingtian's shoulder to Yuan Lingjun's head.
"Oh, you said him," she wrote lightly, "he's looking for his own head."
"But this is not Changyang Mountain?"
Jingwei looked at his second nephew pityingly: "Didn't I tell you everything, he has no brains, and his brain is not very good."
Is this the reason?
Yuan Lingjun took a deep breath. In order to prevent the teacher's villa from becoming a dog-gnawed ruin within a day, he raised the most friendly smile and said to Xingtian: "Erha...no, Ertian, come on, let's go back, I'll make you a new head."
"Really?" Xing Tian puffed up his chest.
"Really." Yuan Lingjun smiled.
He grabbed Xing Tian's wrist, fearing that it would not be safe, and even got a piece of straw rope from Jingwei to tie himself and Xing Tian's arm together.
Jingwei: "..."
She looked at Yuan Lingjun a little strangely, as if he was a bad uncle who abducted older mentally handicapped children.
Although it was a long distance away, Master Angel had very good hearing and cast a dissatisfied look at the little yellow chicken from a distance.
"I think it's useless for you to follow Yuan Lingjun these days. This is called a portable stone loading and unloading device."
Yes, to be precise, what Master Angel made for Jingwei is not an automatic stone throwing machine, but a portable stone loading and unloading robot, because it is not fully automatic.
This rustic little robot can use a crawler to automatically load the stones into the storage bin, then follow Jingwei's footsteps to the lake, and then deliver the stones to the hand one by one, allowing Jingwei to Throw them into the man-made lake with a "plop" and "plop".
On the matter of reclamation, the second generation of farmers is also persistent. It is possible to use the power of technology appropriately, but it is not enough to rely entirely on machines. Her obsessive-compulsive disorder is the first to refuse.
"You are here."
When Yuan Lingjun and Yuanyuan walked over, the little robot's storage bin was already full, and it was dragging its two crawlers, humming and humming behind Jingwei, walking towards the artificial lake.
Yuan Lingjun glanced at Jingwei suspiciously, wondering how she had won Master Angel's heart.
"I've heard what Jingwei said." Master Angor turned his head and looked at the little yellow chicken: "You guys came to Devorf Star this time to order a suitable robot body for him, right? Here is a spare one, I will debug it tomorrow and bring it to you.”
"..."
Happiness came so suddenly, even the little yellow chicken looked at Jingwei in surprise, a string of garbled characters flashed in his eyes.
"you……"
"Hmph," Jingwei raised his chin after a long absence, and snorted, "Don't think I'm thinking of you, I just think you're too useless, always dragging Yuan Lingjun down."
She jumped down from Shizi'er Mountain and told Master Angel: "Give him another brain capacity... No, a hard drive with a larger memory, don't save me money."
After finishing speaking, the arrogant second-generation peasant raised his chin and went to fill the sea.
"..."
Yuan Lingjun was a little bit dumbfounded.
"This is her..." The little yellow chicken flapped its wings and looked up at him in disbelief: "Do you want to express your past grievances with me?"
"I guess so." Yuan Lingjun suppressed a smile.
The second generation of farmers have expressed this, and it seems that the love and killing drama of "Little Heart" and "Little Baby" will continue to be sung.
Yuanyuan murmured to herself: "I'm afraid she doesn't know that there are dozens of annoying ghosts coming to the house."
·
"Okay." Yuan Lingjun said to Master Angel.
Master Angel's hands trembled undetectably. He put an ordinary game helmet on his head, and carefully clicked "Yes" on the login interface.
The next moment, his sight changed, and the sense of down-to-earth came back. He saw a faceless man in a black robe and a pale mask, with the corners of his mouth parted, and a dark smile appeared at him.
"Welcome to DeWolf, the City of Mechanics."
"..."
Master Angel patted his heart, thinking that it was a good thing he had replaced his heart with an artificial one many years ago, otherwise he would have almost scared him to death.
"Little yellow chicken?" he asked.
"Yes."
The faceless gentleman bent slightly, stretched out his hand, and led him to visit the empty new district.
"Crack, click."
Under their feet is a huge, rotating clock dial, with a smooth and bright surface made of brass, like a huge square that can accommodate hundreds of thousands of people.
At the twelve o'clock position of the clock, there are libraries, adventurer's home, robotics association, commercial street, acrobatic house...etc. twelve buildings with several floors are arranged in an orderly manner.
"This is the safe zone." Yuanyuan said.
He went on to explain: "Only by working and getting a certain number of passes every day can you stay in the safe zone, and the rest must stand in the square before midnight."
"After the clock strikes three times at midnight, everyone who is still standing in the square will be plunged into the world of horror movies, and will not wake up until the big boss of the horror movie is solved, or 12 hours later."
"Of course, the pass can be purchased in the system, one for 1000 gold, 9% off for monthly subscription, 75% off for annual subscription."
Master Angel: "..."
Master Angel was about to say that you are deceitful, what should you do if you scare people into sickness, so Yuanyuan said: "If you want to experience horror movies, but you find it too scary to bear, you can also do it in the game. Buy a series of props such as 'Consecration Talisman', 'Evil-Repelling Sword', 'Ghost Buster Spray', whether you want to avoid ghosts, kill ghosts, or spray ghosts with garlic smell, as long as you have money, we can satisfy you your request."
Master Angel: "..."
For the first time in his life, Master Angel, with a heart of steel, worried about ghosts.
With the technical support from Yonghe, Yuanyuan introduced without hesitation: "We call this large-scale real-life interactive hell game..."
"Infinite terror."
At the same time, Yuan Lingjun who had not entered the "Yaochi System" spoke in unison with him.
He asked Jingwei: "When can I access the holographic network of other planets?"
"Tomorrow at the earliest." Jingwei dragged her portable stone loading and unloading device, filled the sea with empty eyes and a relaxed face, looking like a useless bird.
But there was nothing stupid about what she said.
"Four days will be the Inter-school Robot Contest, are you ready?"
"Basically," Yuan Lingjun said modestly, "Mr. Angor signed me up for mech competitions in addition to the robot beauty pageant. You know, I'm not good at this, so I can only say that I will do my best."
"thump."
Jingwei stopped reclamation and turned to look over.
"what happened?"
"I suddenly remembered something."
In fact, during the meal just now, Yuan Lingjun felt that something was wrong with Jingwei, and only then remembered to ask her: "What's the matter?"
"Master Angel said that you can already make land mechas, is that true?"
"Theoretically," Yuan Lingjun said, "Actually, the prosthetic limbs made for those disabled soldiers are part of the mecha. I'm basically proficient, but I haven't tried the whole mecha yet."
"Then try it." Jingwei took out a small purse from his neck: "Don't save me money."
"Wait," Yuan Lingjun felt that he had been in a state of being taken care of since he got on Devorf Star.He stubbornly pushed back Jingwei's hand and asked, "Who is it designed for?"
Jingwei opened his eyes wide, confirming that he really didn't remember.
"Xing Tian," she said, "didn't you say before that you want to replace Xing Tian with a complete, mighty and tall body?"
"Have it?"
Yuan Lingjun recalled it carefully, and it seemed that there really was one.
That was before they made their first leap, he promised Jingwei to give Xing Tian a new head so that he could limping the honest man and help them deal with Chi You.
"Okay, I forgot." Facing Jingwei's piercing eyes, Yuan Lingjun admitted helplessly, feeling like a heartless scumbag in her eyes.
"Then I'll call Xing Tian out tomorrow and start designing mechas for him."
Yuan Lingjun calculated the time. Four days is indeed a bit tight. I'm afraid it will take a lot of sleep to complete it. Fortunately, the technical level of the land mecha used in this kind of competition is relatively low, which is within his ability level.
"……also."
Jingwei sat cross-legged by the artificial lake, throwing pebbles "plop" and "plop", "Remember to lock him in the room after summoning him, I'm afraid he will run out and scare people."
"Forget it," Jingwei shook his head again after admonishing, "I'll watch it myself, it doesn't matter if it scares people, Xing Tian's IQ has dropped sharply since he lost his head, it would be bad if he got lost."
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
You are really a good aunt in China.
But thinking about Xing Tian's appearance after getting lost, Yuan Lingjun instantly understood Jing Wei's worry——
It's hard to guarantee that this brainless god won't brandish his relatives, cut down the luxurious villa of Master Angel into a pile of once luxurious construction waste.
"Then I'll leave it to you." After careful consideration, Yuan Lingjun entrusted her to China's good aunt.
·
It turns out that both of them were justified in their concerns.
The next day, Yuan Lingjun found a remote and low-key place, and called Xing Tian out.
"Xing Tian... Xing Tian..."
A black stern light flashed across the pages of "Shan Hai Jing", and immediately, a tall man eight feet tall with a naked chest jumped out of it. He held a shield in his left hand and an ax in his right hand. The shield and the big ax smashed to the ground, and the voice said forcefully: "Hey, where is my head?"
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
He looked at Xing Tian's fluttering navel when he spoke, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sighed to Jingwei: "You are right."
It's time to give Xing Tian a higher-grade head, this look is too eye-catching!
It was the first time Yuan Lingjun saw Xing Tian, and he was a little uncomfortable, but Jing Wei had been looking at him with such an eyesore for at least a thousand years.
It took her only a few seconds to overcome the psychological shadow, and she turned into a bird with a white beak and red claws and flew to his shoulder.
"Xingtian."
Hearing the familiar cry, Xing Tian straightened his chest and rolled his eyes upwards with his strong breasts.
"Oh, so it's my aunt."
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
I don't know why, but it looks even more eye-catching.
Jingwei chattered about the current situation with Xing Tian, and Yuan Lingjun noticed that the giant squatted down with the bird on his body, poking and poking on the ground with the weapon in his hand, After a while, several deep holes were poked out.
After scouring the ground under his feet, he walked forward a little bit disappointed, mentioned his relatives, and continued scolding.
Yuan Lingjun: "..."
Seeing that Xing Tian was like a human bulldozer, he was about to push it from a remote corner of the racecourse all the way to the miniature palace built by Li Li and Li Lian, who had spent a lot of effort. Said: "What are you doing?"
Xing Tian pushed his chest forward, looked at his appearance, but didn't answer, and the relatives in his hands were pulled up again, like a bad young man who lasted for thousands of years in the second stage.
But Jingwei recovered from the joy of reuniting with his second nephew after a long absence, flapped his wings, and flew from Xingtian's shoulder to Yuan Lingjun's head.
"Oh, you said him," she wrote lightly, "he's looking for his own head."
"But this is not Changyang Mountain?"
Jingwei looked at his second nephew pityingly: "Didn't I tell you everything, he has no brains, and his brain is not very good."
Is this the reason?
Yuan Lingjun took a deep breath. In order to prevent the teacher's villa from becoming a dog-gnawed ruin within a day, he raised the most friendly smile and said to Xingtian: "Erha...no, Ertian, come on, let's go back, I'll make you a new head."
"Really?" Xing Tian puffed up his chest.
"Really." Yuan Lingjun smiled.
He grabbed Xing Tian's wrist, fearing that it would not be safe, and even got a piece of straw rope from Jingwei to tie himself and Xing Tian's arm together.
Jingwei: "..."
She looked at Yuan Lingjun a little strangely, as if he was a bad uncle who abducted older mentally handicapped children.
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