I am in love with the planet

From that day on, as the head of the family, Yuan Lingjun began to think about a problem——

Although they couldn't get away from Yuanyuan, since the spaceship that came from a long way landed on their ball, they couldn't let it go.

Jingwei agreed with both wings and feet.

"Yes, don't let it go, who knows what delicious things are on it!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

Is the little yellow chicken not enough for you?

Jingwei has become a little crazy about the little yellow chicken these days, and the time for reclamation has been reduced by half. In her spare time, Yuan Lingjun can often see her go all over the mountains to catch chickens, so that the little yellow chicken heard "" "Jingwei" screamed frantically and ran away.

Yuan Lingjun felt that they might have given Jingwei a nickname - Chicken Crazy Devil.

"Don't be too ruthless," Yuan Lingjun reminded her insinuatingly: "We want sustainable development."

Jingwei: "Hmph."

"Okay," Yuan Lingjun put it another way: "Actually, eggs are also delicious. Next time, I'll make you fried eggs, scrambled eggs, tea leaves, egg drop soup."

Jingwei nodded reluctantly, saying that since that was the case, next time she would let the little yellow chicken survive.

Yuan Lingjun breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that it was not easy for the little yellow chicken.

After uncovering this episode, the topic is back on track.

"So now, how do we communicate with this ship?"

Since the outsiders on the spaceship did not disembark for three days, the house became a nest of potatoes.

"Hmm, kidnapping?" Jingwei asked.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"Abduction, poisoning, mind control?" Jingwei continued to suggest.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

"No, I'm going to seduce and seduce?" Jingwei went all out.

Yuan Lingjun touched his forehead, "No, don't! Don't!"

Emperor Yan will kill me!If you don't beat me to death, you will poison me with heartbroken grass.

He was heartbroken: "I shouldn't have told you the story of "A Chinese Ghost Story" yesterday."

Jingwei is deeply involved in the play, and really thinks of herself as Nie Xiaoqian, and she doesn't even think about her small body, is she attractive?It's better to let Dajiao Erjiao Triangle go to sex and seduce, maybe the people on the spaceship are greedy for meat.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Jingwei lost his temper.

"Anyway, you can't seduce or seduce," Yuan Lingjun warned her: "Otherwise you won't have any little yellow chickens in the next month. We eat chicken and you drink soup, no, you drink water."

Jingwei: "Hmph!"

"Well... what do you think?" Yuan Lingjun asked Yuanyuan.

"I don't think so either." Yuanyuan supported her people unconditionally.

"Right," Yuan Lingjun was moved, and felt that Yuanyuan was the most reliable, so he humbly asked for advice: "What do you think should be done? Didn't you land a spaceship on your body before? What did they do on the planet? What happened in the end?" left?"

Yuanyuan's voice trembled: "They didn't leave, they all disappeared."

"What?" Yuan Lingjun didn't hear exactly what Yuanyuan said, and he wanted to ask again, but Yuanyuan quickly let go of this topic and returned to her mature and stable appearance.

"How about it," he said, "Poisoning and abducting are not safe. I will block all the vents with soil while they are sleeping, erect high walls on all sides, and let Changyou summon a big flood. Flood the place inside the high wall, so the spaceship can’t start, they have no way to go to the sky, no way to go to the ground, they can only come out to negotiate with us.”

Chang right raised his fist: "Ouch~"

Jingwei also turned his anger into joy: "That's a good idea. I'll be watching in the sky, and I'll tell Xuangui to cooperate and block the way of the spaceship."

They also automatically and consciously learned the triple defense of sea (Xuangui), land (Yuanyuan) and air (Jingwei), blocking the escape path of the spacecraft in an all-round and three-dimensional manner.

Yuan Lingjun: "..."

In a trance, he felt that he was not holding a family meeting at home, but had entered a den of thieves, and the soul of the den of thieves was Yuan Yuan.

Yuan Lingjun was silent for a while.

My ball, when did you become like this, that white lotus ball that says "Yangyang is so cute, don't eat sheep"?

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Although Yuan Lingjun tried his best to persuade Jingwei and Yuanyuan to be more gentle, but as the ruler of this planet, Yiqiu Yiniao made up his mind not to make life easier for outsiders, and must teach them a lesson they will never forget. Let them realize that it is wrong to shoot birds casually, release little yellow chickens, and destroy the ecological environment.

"Don't worry, I have my measure." Yuanyuan and Yuan Ling both promised.

On the second day after he made such a promise, groups of horns surrounded the spaceship, wanting to ask for an explanation for the eldest brother.If there is no cooperation between Yuanyuan and Jingwei, Yuan Lingjun would not believe it if he was killed.

The menacing appearance of the horns looked like a group of local gangsters. Yuan Lingjun watched from a distance, thinking that within three to five days, there might be no winner in this battle of horns.

Jingwei flew to the heads of the heavily tied crew members, stomped on the heads of the two unlucky guys, and asked Yuanyuan, "What are you doing?"

"Do it, why don't you do it?" Yuanyuan said.

He considered the dead horns for a while, so that their flesh would not be damaged by anger, and discussed with Jingwei: "Let's deal with these two pig killers first, and it's best to get some information from them, so that it's convenient." Act at night."

"Alright." Jingwei agreed.

Then they began to torture and extract confessions.

Jingwei picked up a sharp piece of stone the size of a palm, and coldly stroked it on the pig butcher's neck.

"Tell me, where did you come from? Why do you come here to kill pigs... No, it's poaching!"

The dirt clod in the butcher's mouth was pulled out, but his eyes were still blindfolded. The two of them fired the first shot the day before, but they were inexplicably knocked down and stunned by a group of angry cows. Which enemy did you kill?

Pig butcher: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Jingwei asked again: "What? How many people are there? What are you doing here?"

Pig butcher: "Hey! The captain is our savior! We are the captain's people in life, and we are the captain's dead people in death!"

Jingwei: "..."

The words of the crew reached her ears, and they automatically broke down into a bunch of garbled characters, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo, which made her brain hurt from the noise.

Jingwei asked Yuan Lingjun, "Can you understand?"

Yuan Lingjun shook his head dignifiedly, he suddenly realized that although he had graduated from university before time travel, here, he is an out-and-out illiterate who can't even understand Interstellar Common Language.

Seeing that Yuan Lingjun couldn't understand, Jingwei immediately became angry, irritable, and arrogant. She poked the butcher's neck with a cold and sharp piece of stone, and angrily said, "What's the use of you? It's all birdsong, I can't even understand it!"

Yuan Lingjun: "..." Puchi.

He couldn't hold back, and the corner of his mouth hooked up.

Jingwei's eyes were sharp enough, and when he saw the arc, he said angrily, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?"

Yuan Lingjun: "With all due respect, the metaphor of 'bird's language' seems inappropriate."

Jingwei: "..."

She became even more arrogant, and the feathers on her back suddenly looked like a fluffy bird ball.

"Oh, don't be angry..." Yuan Lingjun laughed for a while, and comforted the angry Jingwei who had turned into an angry bird: "You have already reached the eighth level of animal language, so powerful, if you can still listen If you understand their bird language, you will go to heaven, this planet can't accommodate you...Look at us, who can understand what they say?"

Jingwei: "..." That's right.

Her expression gradually softened, and as soon as she swallowed a "hum", she heard Yuanyuan innocently say, "I can."

Jingwei raised his chin "squeaky": "Humph!"

She turned her head and even threw away the pebbles. Yuan Lingjun looked at him coldly, thinking that she might not be able to coax this tsundere bird whose dignity has been damaged for a while.

He secretly asked Yuanyuan: "Why do you want to provoke Jingwei at this time? You can talk about it later."

Yuanyuan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just wanted to help you guys."

His voice was a little aggrieved and a little low.

Yuan Lingjun's heart suddenly softened, and he comforted in a low voice: "It's okay, it's okay, don't look at Jingwei's current appearance, she is... this bird is actually hard-mouthed and soft-hearted. I will make her a chicken tonight." .”

Although Jingwei was being arrogant, she kept her ears pricked up to listen to the movement. When she heard Yuan Lingjun coaxing Yuanyuan, she "hummed" loudly.

Don't think she doesn't know, this ball is intentional, ever since Yuan Lingjun called him a little darling last time, and called himself a little baby, this ball has always had bad intentions, trying to compete with herself.

There can only be one sweetheart, and Jingwei himself thinks so.

She said angrily——

Hmph, what a scheming ball, white lotus!snort!