I am in love with the planet

"Cough cough."

A coughing sound suddenly sounded in the pitch-black unknown space.

Tal keenly noticed that Xiaobai's pupils shrank.

He muttered something silently, and threw the bamboo stick in his hand like Tarr.

"Snapped."

The bamboo stick disappeared into the darkness without a trace.

"Whizzing--"

The next moment, the thing hiding in the dark seemed to be unable to bear it anymore. Two bamboo sticks flew through the air and stuck on the heads of Tal and Xiaobai, one for each.

"hiss--"

Xiaobai touched his head, picked up the familiar bamboo stick, and muttered, "So stingy."

He taught Tal: "You can't litter, you know? You will get retribution!"

Tal: "..."

His skin was not as thick as Xiao Bai's, and a blood spot was actually poked out on his head.

Looking left and right, Tal's gray ears twitched, trying to find someone... or something hiding in the shadows.

However, as soon as his ear moved, it fell into someone else's hands.

Qiongqi cleared his throat, because he had received Dawa's warning, he didn't dare to delay any longer.

He tugged at Tal's ear, felt good, and rubbed it.

"?"

"Hey," Xiaobai said indifferently, "You want to know how I recognized you, right?"

Tull nodded.

"If I tell you the answer, you have to promise me a request, do you want to do it?"

Tal hesitated this time.

"Tell me, do you want to do it?"

He didn't know whether he was full of confidence in himself or firmly believed that with Xiaobai's IQ, he couldn't make any difficult requests. After hesitating for a few seconds, he nodded again.

"That's good," Xiaobai crossed his hips, regardless of how this posture made him look more like a fat teapot.

"listen."

"The only reason why I can easily recognize you in the crowd, and even chase you all the way here while running, is—"

Under Tal's unconsciously serious gaze, he said triumphantly, "Because——I'm worse than you!"

Tal: "..."

He took a deep breath, resisting the urge to hit someone.

Is there any essential difference between this answer and "same-sex attracts"?

"Fuck-"

The black collar on Xiaobai's neck was burnt indistinctly, and a current as thin as a hair flashed, which was almost imperceptible in the darkness.

"Ahem." He secretly glanced to the side, not daring to go any further.

"Just kidding," a warm smile appeared in the blink of an eye, and Xiaobai smiled cutely at Tal, who was about to lose his calm expression, "The atmosphere here is too dull, I'm so active one time."

Tal: "..."

He reached into his pocket, where was a particle gun he had used to shoot the Zerg earlier.

"cough."

Not knowing if he sensed that his life was at stake, Xiao Bai blinked and gave the real answer.

"listen--"

"Actually, the reason why I can easily recognize you, and even catch you when I'm running, is because I smell your...cough cough...smell."

"What is the taste?"

"It's just... ahem... the smell."

Xiaobai's indescribable appearance almost made Tal think that there was something wrong with his voice.

"..."

Anyway, the general reason has been clarified, and Tal no longer delved into it, but looked at the place they were in.

Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief.

He poked the air around him, and said with his spiritual sense: "Do you think he heard the two words I just said?"

Da Wah let out a "chi" and did not answer.

"Say, is there any?"

"What if you hear it clearly? What if you don't hear it clearly?" Dawa said coolly, with the demeanor of a domineering president.

——Isn’t it the smell of human scum, what can’t be said?Hesitating is really embarrassing for our X4.

"..."

This time, it was Xiaobai's turn to be silent.

But Qiongqi was probably born as a fierce beast with no face and no skin. He was silent for less than three seconds, and then he leaned in front of Tal, interfering with his exploration of the surroundings.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Tal walked towards the nearest large squid, trying to measure the diameter of the squid with his own steps as a ruler, and then use the squid as a reference to estimate the size of the space.

"33, 34, 35..." He counted silently in his heart.

In the middle of the count, Xiao Bai suddenly made a circle and appeared in front of him mysteriously.

"Hi." He smiled.

Seeing Tal's eyes on the squid, Xiaobai put his shoulders familiarly, and sighed: "Wow, Tata, the squid you picked is really fat, it must be delicious to make grilled squid!"

"do not!"

Before Tal could stop it, Xiaobai saw sharp claws popping out from between his fingers.

"Swipe, swipe, swipe" a few times, the light of the knife flashed, and the squid that Tal placed high hopes on turned into a pile of squid whiskers, squid mouth, and squid meat, and the knife was changed.

Tal: "..."

Xiaobai looked at his results happily, took a bamboo stick to skewer the squid meat with a beautiful diamond pattern, and looked back at Tal: "Marinate it, let's roast it now."

"..."

Tal was silent for a while, and seeing Xiaobai snapped his fingers, really preparing to light a fire and barbecue, he turned around and aimed at a big crab that was dying.

"This crab is so big, how many crab roe should there be!"

Xiaobai stopped eating grilled squid, threw the squid meat in his hand, and salivated to touch the crab shell. The expression on his face was like a pervert who saw a peerless beauty.

But the movements of his hands were not gentle at all. With a few "swipes and brushes", the crab shell was peeled off from the "beautiful beauty", and the crystal-like snow-white crab meat jade body lay horizontally, and the crab roe was piled up like broken gold. In the center of the snow-white crab meat, crab oil flows slowly, coating the golden mountain-like crab roe with a layer of light.

"Hiss," Xiaobai commented, "It must taste good after steaming, but unfortunately I don't have rice wine at hand."

Tal: "..."

He was tired and didn't want to talk for a while.

In this way, no matter what Tal was doing, Xiaobai would step in and make trouble, so three or four times, he turned his head: "What exactly do you want to do?"

On the chubby face, a pair of cat-like eyes were bent.

Xiaobai smiled and said, "Hey, Tata, does the request you promised me earlier still count?"

Tal looked at him: "What do you want me to do?"

"You and the doctor are planning to leave this planet, right?" Xiaobai looked at Tal's expression and rolled his eyes: "I want to go with you!"

"why?"

"what why?"

"Don't you have your own captain?" Tal looked at Xiaobai who was eating a bamboo stick.

Eyeballs rolled again, Qiongqi turned on the fooling mode.

"What captain?" He sniffed suddenly, his clear eyes covered with tears, "That's a contractor who lied to me, squeezed me, abused me, took my money, and stole my inventions! "

"..."

"Ah!"

Tens of kilometers away, Yuan Lingjun, who was about to go to bed, sneezed loudly.

The little yellow chicken in his arms pouted its buttocks, and worked hard to move the corner of the quilt bit by bit, covering Yuan Lingjun's stomach.

Big Wow's belly——

"Cheat you, squeeze you, abuse you?" Tal looked at Qiongqi's chubby belly and chubby face, and said truthfully, "I really can't tell."

"..."

"He was a swindling villain in the first place!" Qiongqi took advantage of the fact that Yuan Lingjun was not around, so he made up nonsense and secretly smeared the captain, taking it as revenge for himself.

"Do you know how he got the title of 'Miraculous Doctor'?"

"How did you get it?"

"Occupy my invention!" Xiaobai slapped the seafood around him loudly.

"..."

Tal didn't quite believe it, he looked at Xiaobai: "What invention did he take from you?"

"Electric shock therapy!" Xiao Bai shouted loudly.

Tar was silent for a moment.

Is it necessary to occupy this kind of pseudo-scientific invention and creation?

"Forget it," Xiaobai seemed to feel that this matter was not convincing enough, and "slapped" the seafood around him again, pointing to his neck in grief and anger: "Did you see it?"

Tal studied the black tattoo on his neck.

"Do you know what this is?"

Tull shook his head.

"Slave's proof!" Xiaobai slapped the big lobster beside him with a slap.

"As long as I have this tattoo, I won't be able to resist the words of the hapless captain. I must do things according to his orders, or I will be whipped and electrocuted by him!"

Tal: "..."

Maybe it's because Xiaobai's half-truth and half-false accusation is too miserable, or maybe it's because the expression on his face is too sincere, Tal seems a little touched.

He looked at the black tattoo again, and comforted Xiaobai: "Actually, take a closer look, this tattoo is quite fashionable."

"..."

With a "crack", Qiongqi bit off the bamboo stick in his mouth, and the expression on his face became even more sad and indignant.

·

After haggling for a while, Tal finally agreed to give Qiongqi a boat ticket to leave with him.

There was a smile on Xiaobai's face, and there was something uneasy in the smile, but it quickly faded away.

"By the way, where is this place?"

Having reached a cooperation, Tal finally asked out the doubts in his heart.

He took out his disc guide, the light spots on it were in chaos, even the blue light path pointing to the spaceship was on and off, it seemed to be changing direction at any time, and it seemed to be about to go out.

"Don't you know?" Xiaobai bit the bamboo stick with a puzzled look on his face.

"I?"

Tal can be sure that he has never walked into the underground passage where the spaceship is placed. Thinking of the strange vortex he saw before entering this dark space, he has an ominous guess in his heart.

Shaking his head, Tal heard Xiaobai on the opposite side say: "I followed you here, if you don't know, then I don't even know!"

"..."

Knowing that this place was indeed not a trap set by Xiaobai, Tal's face became serious.

Looking at the worms and seafood piled up around him, thinking of what he had seen and heard a few days ago, his voice was a little hoarse.

After licking his lips, Tal said nervously, "I have a guess..."

"We may be in the belly of a giant beast."

"I saw that giant beast in the desert with Star Thief a few days ago. It looked like a black mouth..."

noob:"……"

He quietly listened to Tal's description, and made a tick in his heart.

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