[Football] Black powder daily

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"Go back to your country!"

The next morning, before Mu Ning got out of bed, he was woken up by his brother's phone call.

"What are you doing... Do you have any humanity when you wake up in the morning!" Mu Ning hung on the edge of the bed, with his hands completely outside, and weakly grabbed his phone and scolded him, "Go away! I want to sleep."

"Look for yourself, I sent you a WeChat message." Mu An immediately hung up the phone after speaking.

Mu Ning cursed something, then opened the WeChat notification with sleepy eyes.

And then woke up.

Hello Tucao Jun, I am Er Wuyan of the Erwuyan short-hearted eye series. I specially found a translator to help me write this contribution, but he didn’t tell me what Erwuyan means. I hope everyone can answer for me. .

Topic: We are together and I am very disappointed in The Sun.

I'm with Heartless Eye [I know what Heartless Eye means, I'm very grateful to the friend who named this name, it's really apt], although she is rather stupid, but I can make do with it—mainly if I If she doesn't make do with it, probably others don't want to make do with her either.

Oh yes, you're welcome, and you don't need to settle down.

The translator told me that it is reasonable to talk about the development history between us next, so I will talk about it, although I feel that the lack of heart has said a lot in the previous submission.

The history of the two of us is that although she is stupid in every way, I finally use my extraordinary wisdom to pull her on the right track-end. [Translation note: Erwuyan spent at least a thousand words describing his intelligence and wisdom here, but in the end it was all condensed by a more intelligent translator]

What I want to focus on here is actually the second half of the headline, which is the problem of the "Sun"-I have to complain to this newspaper. This newspaper has reported countless bizarre transfer reports that are not accurate at all. It takes me out of Madrid more than ten times a year, but I'm known to be in Madrid for a long time to come. [Translation Note: Focus, this is probably to show my willingness to renew the contract]

At the same time, as we all know, this newspaper has also reported countless gossips that seem grotesque but are actually completely true.

So, what makes me extremely disappointed by such a news media that is excellent in their professional field and whose credibility is higher than the official announcement is that they pretend to be blind when I openly show that they are my girlfriend. up?

If I am not high-profile enough, I will correct it.

But all in all I am very disappointed and I will complain about this paper.

By the way: The translator told me that I need to get benefits for submitting articles?The better the welfare, the more exposed the meat, the faster it will make headlines?Well, a new CR7 promotional photo taken before is attached.

Mu Ning quickly pulled to the end to look at the benefits.

'... Conscience translation, the benefits are accepted, please encourage more contributions. '

'Where did this fucking translation come from? Is Jr one of his own?Show your ID brother, I'll put coins for you. '

Thanks to the female Jrs for showing the way, the sightseeing group clocked in and got on the bus. '

'What is Jr? '

'First answer the question: Jr is the official name of a group of netizens on a sports forum in China.Secondly, brother, show your ID, is 50 coins enough?One more piece. '

' None of them are sincere.Brother, private message me with the bank account number, is 500 enough?Ten more! '

'You're not paying attention!What did The Sun do wrong?Why are they being sued? '

'Brother, Real Madrid's live broadcast room is short of someone to post pictures recently, are you coming? '

——reply: 'Come on!What picture do you want?I have a set here!He let me pick one myself, and there are a dozen left. '

Mu Ning hesitated for a while, wondering if he should tell the translator that his behavior might involve commercial infringement or something, but after thinking about it, he poked at the vest that the careless translator had dropped, and sent him a private message : I will not pursue the matter of you calling me short-sighted and taking the second-five-sighted advertisement photos as pornographic pictures, and hand over the rest of the pictures.

'? ? ? ? ? The translator probably just woke up. Although he quickly replied to Mu Ning, it seems that his mind is still in chaos from the five punctuation marks.

'Who are you?Don't think that if you pretend to be a heartless person, I will believe you. I have checked your Weibo. After about 5 minutes, the translator replied to Mu Ning two times in a row, "When you pretend to be a girlfriend, you should first delete the Weibo that you hacked me?" '

"It's still dark the first day, big sister, you can be considered dedicated to your work if you deleted the last month's post anyway." '

Mu Ning froze for a moment, then suddenly woke up from the last pajamas and realized something, quickly exited the private chat interface, looked up at his ID...

It's too late to say.

'? ? ? ? ? The translator sent another private message to Mu Ning.

'Ancestor, I'm sorry, I'm blind. 'The little translator changed his face immediately.

'But before you answer my question, I would like to raise the microphone to interview you first. May I ask your boyfriend to know that you were hacking him on the Internet a month ago'I apologize even after a quarrel, it is indeed my brother's love Dou, you are just as stingy, but Rooney, on the other hand, can smile a little and don't care about van Gaal's idiots. It's just a matter of judgment'—by the way, your boyfriend knows that you are Luo in the hearts of billions of people in the mainland of Kyushu, all over the world. Is the black goddess, the honey-juice confident cake blowing RonneyMyLove? '

'Put down your phone, I took screenshots. '

'Let's talk, should I give you the little yellow map in my hand and give me the screenshot of your Weibo, or should you give me the little yellow picture in your hand, and I will keep Weibo secret for you? '

Mu Ning felt that after he knew Ronaldo, nothing good happened in his life.