[Football] Black powder daily

Tucao Jun Rooney, Tucao number one hello.

I am the author and heroine M of the previous [Introduction to the Room, What Should I Do With the Little Beet I Raised With One Hand].

Today is my own rant, titled: Straight male aesthetics and donkey temper, let me start to miss those gay friends in those years.

Go through the process as usual: I am a female, with zero points for appearance, and coordinates of salted duck.The male protagonist, previously code-named R and now code-named Two or Five Eyes, has a negative appearance.The narrator who complained in the previous article is his partner, and the code name in this article is Parent Xiong.

After talking about the issue of skin color that time, I also thought about it for myself, and felt that it would be difficult to deal with the relationship after it became stagnant, so I talked with Er Wuyan and the parents of Xiong, saying that since none of us can convince anyone, we can Wait for a while before starting to shoot—everyone knows, it’s just to wait for him to cover up.

I originally thought this approach was very gentle and tactful, but I didn’t expect that when I was lying on the bed and waiting for me to resign from Chelsea and go to Manchester United to take over, Erwuyan suddenly called me politely that day, Tell me you want to invite me to dinner.

At that time, I calculated and thought about it, and I thought that there would be no harm if we have a good relationship. After all, we will get along for a long time in the future, so I quickly agreed.

That night, it was quite grand. He and Patriarch Xiong wore black suits and vests, and their leather shoes were shiny, so they stood at the door, and they looked like five or six children.At that time, my girlish heart was thumping, and I almost forgot that the bodies of these two are actually "death is unreliable" to put it bluntly.

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, Erwuyan suddenly sat across from me and smiled at me, "Miss M, I bought a new piece of equipment specially to cooperate with your work, and I would like you to take a look."

At that time, when I saw his suave smile, my face was flushed and my ears were hot, and my heart was full of excitement—so much so that I completely ignored the panic of the bear parent next to him for a moment, and I didn't have time to think about the other party's words, "Oh dear, you What new equipment did I get? I don’t know how? I’m so sad I thought you’d show me first.”

Parents of Xiong talk a lot, but in essence they don’t talk nonsense. I should have realized that there should be something wrong with his sudden statement at this time-two or five eyes are very close to him, and there must be ghosts in things he doesn’t know about. .

However, it is now said that these are hindsight.

At that time, I was confused by two or five eyes, so I nodded and said to take a good look.

Erwuyan stood up with a smile at that time, and then stretched out his hand in a very gentlemanly way—just like asking a little girl to dance at a hypocritical ball in high society, so I put my hand on his hand in a daze and let him pull Let me go to see the equipment.

I thought about it later, and I definitely had too much to drink.

But no matter what, I didn't realize it at the time, so I followed Erwuyan to his gym.

In the middle of the gym, there is a gay gay classmate, colleague, and friend who either treats me like a scourge or loves me deeply...

Tanning machine.

"Miss M, this is the new equipment I bought specially for our cooperation—yes, I know you deliberately postponed the shooting arrangement to make my schedule easier, of course I am very grateful. But after a friend reminded me, I Realize that I have to maintain my good complexion, so as not to disappoint you in a few months." Er Wuyan said so maliciously - and at this time his face value dropped from minus one hundred to minus one thousand.

"In order to ensure the effect, I also specially bought self-tanning cream."

If you don't know, my friends, I have to say that self-tanner is the most inhuman beauty invention I've ever seen in my life - because it's a self-tanner.

I was so angry at the time, I was trembling and speechless for a long time, but the parent Xiong actually covered his mouth and laughed, and then he still had the face to persuade me: "Miss M, he really hopes to cooperate with you —You know he wasn’t so considerate before.”

There is no solution to this question, and I don’t ask everyone to help me smash his tanning machine and drop his tanning cream. Now I just hope everyone can scold him for me, so that I can whiten his skin after filming. Time to feel the warmth of the world.

Thank you all.

'The PO owner has a problem. First he said that the value of the two or five eyes is negative, and then he was fascinated. He opened his eyes and said that the black male lead thought we would help you scold others? '

'wait!Did Jose Mourinho and Chelsea recruit you?You are also suitable for bird honey?Don't you know the status of Chelsea in my heart?Do you dare to imagine that other teams took away Mourinho, and he would still enter the palace for the second time in a few years?Also Manchester United? !I don't want to date! Po is mentally ill, I'm the male lead! '

'thick!Some people upstairs should not post it upside down?Who wants you to be a bird?This kind of head coach who has nothing to do with chicken blood, I will not make an appointment! Po is also a fake red devil, with a sick mind, I have two or five eyes! '

'hehe! Po is here to start a fight, right?The formation's lead is also deliberate.I'm so stupid, even if it's a joke, I'll keep an eye on it! '

'... People who don't watch football don't care about the saliva of the Premier League, but I'm telling the truth, in order to watch a few more episodes... I'll keep my eyes open! '

Mu Ning flicked through the comments, feeling extremely sad.

"If you want me, I won't stand with you." Qu Nian, the old buddy who was connected to the video with Mu Ning, said vaguely with a lollipop in his mouth, apparently just finished reading the submission, "Your speech is too bad, it's obvious Anti mouth cheap - I have seen the picture you gave me, skin whitening is nothing, why don't you have a good chat with him, see if you can cut out his previous white photo and synthesize it."

Mu Ning felt that this suggestion was not constructive.

"Just a few promotional photos, just deal with it in the early stage. You can appease him and make him happy. Let's talk about the future when he comes back for nothing." Qu Nian didn't look at Mu Ning, from his messy desktop Pulled out a picture and put it in front of the computer camera, "My colleague is his fan, he gave me a hard photo of him before, I can use the face, clothes and so on to synthesize it in post-production."

Mu Ning shook his head in frustration, "Stop talking, I'm disappointed."

Qu Nian now feels too lazy to talk to Mu Ning.

"Do you think it's okay for me to go to Mu An? Although he is a fan of two or five eyes, but after all, I am a brother who was raised by the same mother and raised by a father. He must stand on my side for such a big matter?" Mu Ning looked anxiously. He looked at Qu Nian calmly, waiting for her to give him a firm look.

Qu Nian gave her a firm look, "It's useless. Although Mu An is a fanboy, he is still a straight man after all, so I advise you to pull it off."

Mu Ning fell down on the table with a sad face, hugging her Superman pillow as if she was about to burst into tears.

"But I think you had a good idea at the beginning."

After being recognized, Mu Ning immediately cheered up, "Which way of thinking?"

Qu Nian bit the first small piece of the lollipop, and when he spoke, his mouth was full of the crunching feeling of chewing human bones, "It's the part of building a good relationship with the partner - I think it's very reasonable, I If it's you, take that part to the next level. You know, good friends talk like wife pillows sometimes, and it works. Whenever I can't handle a brand owner, I try to get his wife, and it works." — ——From the life emotion of a young person in charge of a fashion magazine.

"It's not that I don't believe you..."

"You just don't believe me." Qu Nian continued to chew the lollipop.

"... Anyway, I don't know his friends!" Mu Ning pointed out the most important obstacle in her life.

Qu Nian rolled his eyes, "Through six people, you can know everyone you want to know - even Sophie Marceau. You don't know people from Real Madrid, don't you know me? I can recommend us to you The editor-in-chief of the European region of the magazine, that lady and Victoria—yes, that’s right, the Victoria of Beckham’s family, they are very familiar. And Victoria’s husband is Beckham, and Beckham also knows Zidane, Zidane ..."

"Of course, I can only recommend our European editor-in-chief to you, and ask her to introduce you to Victoria. As for the rest, you have to do it yourself." Qu Nian said ugly words at the beginning.

Mu Ning rolled his eyes, "What you said makes sense, so can I ask Mr. Beckham to introduce Rooney to me?"

Qu Nian bit into pieces the remaining lollipop and hung up the video.