[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

Seven, why not just live here

Wade pointed his gun at Giselle's head, showing a gentle smile: "Why don't you let me send you back to the original world." Giselle was startled, and subconsciously put an armor on herself bodyguard.Wade pressed the trigger, and immediately—a gust of water hit Giselle's face.

"Hahaha, are you scared?" Wade suddenly leaned in front of Giselle, "How is it? Are you surprised? Brother is Deadpool after all, and he can give people different experiences every day." Giselle vaguely said Sensing that the spirit of the man in front of her seemed a little abnormal, she nodded tentatively: "Very...surprised."

"Okay, that's all for the greetings." Wade threw the gun in his hand aside, and sat down on the chair in the room, "What's the trouble with your lovely princess? Your Jack Sparrow is ready to ask you Open your heart and wait for your confession. Ah, you like Jack Sparrow, right?"

Giselle pursed her lips, and asked suddenly: "Are you a mercenary?" Wade crossed his legs and said, "That's right, plus ten points for the lovely princess." Giselle clenched her fists and mustered up her courage to ask : "Are you currently employed?"

In the evening, the blind old lady was sitting comfortably on the rocking chair in the living room. Wade stepped on the hole shoes and walked to her side, and sat down on the sofa: "Old lady, you are in such a good mood, waiting for you!" Me? Did you change your mind?" "Stupid," the old lady sneered, "Who is that woman you brought back?"

"Employer," Wade said in a rare succinct manner, "a generous, hot and attractive employer, superhot!" "Is your employer cooking for you in the kitchen?" Although the old lady couldn't see, she turned to her precisely. He turned in the direction of the kitchen, "Where did you find the fool?"

Giselle happily waved her wand in the kitchen and hummed an unknown tune.The ingredients are simmering in the pot, exuding a strong fragrance.

Speaking of which, Giselle's culinary skills were all practiced in potions class.We all know that the taste of potions is all kinds of unpleasant. Every potion, including Felicia, tastes disgusting.But Giselle was able to make a potion that was supposed to taste like muddy water and smell like vegetable soup...

When Professor Snape was alive, because of this incident, Giselle was not pleasing to the eye, but the potion Giselle made had no problems, it was perfect, and even the smell became very good To put it bluntly, there is nothing wrong with this point, and Giselle's character is so gentle that people are embarrassed to blame her.As a result, when Snape faced this student, he struggled every day whether to deduct points or not to deduct points.

The old lady took a deep breath: "Hey, is that silly girl interested in you? Otherwise, she will treat you so well? Is she blind like me?" "Don't underestimate brother," Wade said lazily. He slumped down on the sofa lazily, "Even if my face looks like it is now, I can still attract a lot of women."

And this employer is not just an ordinary person.Wade's eyes flew to Giselle in the kitchen again - rather than wanting to earn the commission, it might be better to say that Mr. Deadpool is very interested in Giselle himself.

Of course, the pile of Galleons that Gisele gave him also played a big role.

"Okay!" Giselle tapped with her wand outside... oh no dining table.Looking around, Giselle asked cautiously, "Well, can I use that cabinet? I'll change it back after eating."

The old lady nodded: "Use it." The old lady couldn't see it, but Wade's eyes widened—Giselle pointed her wand at the loose cabinet, and after saying something, the cabinet turned into a A beautiful square table!

... No matter how many times I watch it, I still feel amazing.Giselle turned around and pointed to the kitchen, and the food that had already been served slowly flew onto the table.

Ah, what is the history of his employer?When Wade was on a mission, he had also seen people wielding a small wooden stick similar to Giselle, but he hadn't had much contact with them—everyone he had touched had been pierced through by him with a knife or shot. head.

It has been said that Deadpool is very reputable in business.

Giselle put away her wand, turned her head and looked at the two people: "Let's eat." Wade stood up, and walked to the table two steps ahead of the old lady: "This is really the first time for me, Miss Employer, Be gentle with me." "My name is Giselle," Giselle corrected in a low voice, and sat down, "I'm used to eating things I make myself, so it's no trouble."

The old lady also supported the table and sat down. She didn't ask where the table came from, but asked Giselle: "Where do you like this guy? He's still entangled in his own troubles. Hire him?" There's nowhere to spend the money."

"Actually, I have no place to go now," Giselle sat across from the old lady, "I need a safe environment where no one will notice." And this place is absolutely unexpected by everyone place.

No one would have thought that she would be able to Apparate and come to the United States!It even smashed through the ceiling of the house! !

"And Mr. Wade's skill is very good." Giselle lowered her head and cut the steak - she didn't say a word, if she stayed in this place, she needed a way to restrain that mentally abnormal man he.Muggle-born Gisele doesn't really believe in spells and potions, is that when money comes into play?

The old lady nodded thoughtfully, lowered her head, scooped up a spoonful of soup and brought it to her mouth: "... I still have a spare room here, if you have nowhere to go, you can stay here, and the rent will be three at a time." of the month."

Giselle hummed: "Okay." Wade looked at this and then that: "Sweetheart, if you want to find a safe place to live, I think I have a good place to recommend to you. Er Even though there are some nasty people out there, like an old jerk with Australian balls, I swear the dirt on his dick could be used to plaster a wall."

"Why do you say such disgusting things while eating?" The blind old lady slapped Wade precisely on the back of the head, "Shut up! Do you want to drive my God of Wealth away?" Wade shrugged, but two One eye was still on Giselle.

"No need," Giselle shook her head, unexpectedly firmed up, "I will go back to school after my vacation is over, and I won't stay for long." "I welcome you to stay here, Wade winked at Giselle, "I know, sweetheart, you really don't want to miss me, right?"

Giselle was teased by Wade and smiled: "Mr. Wade is really a good man." These words were completely sincere, without any forced taste.

For a moment, Deadpool and the blind old lady landlord were all silent.

But the instigator eats very deliciously and has no self-consciousness at all.

At night, after the old lady gave Giselle the key to the door, she went back to her room.Although the old lady couldn't see it, she had a big heart: "You can use the contents inside. If there is any damage after the expiration date, just pay for it."

Giselle took the key in a panic: "Thank you." "Thank you for what?" The old lady sneered and walked slowly to her room, "The kitchen and bathroom are shared, but they need to be cleaned after use. clean."

Giselle held the key, thought for a while, and went back to the room the old lady pointed out to her.Deadpool was sitting in the living room and stopped her: "Hey, sweetheart, come here, let's chat."

Giselle was stunned for a moment: "Is there anything else?" "How did you do that little trick?" Deadpool made a gesture, "It's the ability to restore things in one go." Giselle Looking at Deadpool, he pursed his lips: "That's restoration magic."

"Hey, are we acquaintances?" Deadpool suddenly moved towards Giselle, "Brother treats you well, right? I'll give you food, shelter, and clothes. If you want to sleep, my brother won't Mind, where can you find such a good mercenary, right?"

Giselle blushed a little, but nodded obediently.Deadpool put his face in front of Giselle, and looked at her helplessly: "Can you... fix my face too? Isn't it more pleasing to ride like this? After all, women still prefer it The one below is perfect, right?" Giselle stepped back instantly as if being scorched by fire, and stammered, "I...first...First of all, this is not something that repair magic can do."

"What's more, I...I need to know about you, the reason why you became like this," Giselle quickly added, "I don't want to inquire about anything, but I can only understand if I know the reason, is it possible Treat you."

Giselle didn't know if she had read it wrong, Wade's expression seemed to be... gloomy for an instant?But when I watched it again, Deadpool was already smiling at Giselle again: "Sweetheart, do you really want to know?" Giselle froze for a moment, then quickly shook his hands: "It's not necessary to know..."

"I had cancer and was dying," Wade interrupted, looking into Giselle's eyes. "Someone came up to me and said it would bring me back, and I thought there was nothing better than Is it more fucked up now? So I joined in."

"As it turns out, you never know how many windows God will close for you," Wade suddenly scowled, "Sweetheart, you absolutely don't want to know what I've been through." He raised a hand and gestured for a gun , suddenly pointed at Giselle's forehead, and let out a "bang" in his mouth.

Gisele was taken aback, and when she came to her senses, Wade had already gone to the bathroom: "This is the end of the bedtime story, if you talk too much, you will have nightmares, oh yes, don't forget Tomorrow's breakfast, my dear, Mr. Deadpool will only be able to work when he is full."