[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

[-]. Department of Magical Accidents and Disasters

Almost instantly, Giselle returned to a few hours ago.She looked around in a daze - what the hell is she still in the Avengers Building!Mistake! Mistake!

The heroes who lost their memories stared blankly at Giselle, and before they had time to raise the weapon in their hands, Giselle Apparated away.Tony looked at the place where Giselle disappeared, and squinted his eyes: "Who is she?" Everyone shook their heads, and Nick turned to look: "Kingsman?"

Eggsy sat there with a confused face: "Why am I here? What did you bring me here for?"

Crowd: ...

We want to ask this too!

Giselle sat on Kevin's bed. She looked at the clock on the wall and breathed a sigh of relief—the time was just right!That Giselle just ran away!

In the next second, the door was opened.Kevin saw Giselle sitting on his bed, and was taken aback for a moment: "Giselle, what you are wearing..." Giselle looked down at the clothes on her body—it was still wearing the clothes given by Eggsy's mother !Giselle hurriedly stammered and said, "I...I specially conjured it up...you don't like it?"

There was a smile in Kevin's maroon eyes. He walked up to Giselle, knelt down and looked at her at the same level: "I like it very much." Giselle blushed again, but she didn't forget the business, she whispered He asked eagerly, "What were you doing just now? I've been waiting for you for so long, and I seem to hear voices speaking?"

Kevin's expression froze for a moment: "It's nothing, I was just about to tell you that the Ministry of Magic has something to do, let me go now. I'm sorry Giselle, I may not be able to accompany you today."

Giselle's heart tightened, and she suddenly raised her hand to grab Kevin's robe: "Kevin!" "Don't worry," Kevin thought Giselle was upset, so he kissed Giselle's forehead, "I'll be with you tomorrow."

After speaking, Kevin firmly pulled Giselle's hand away and went out.Giselle stared blankly at the place where Kevin disappeared, gritted her teeth, grabbed her own magic wand at the head of the bed, flicked her wrist lightly, and a mirror suddenly flew into the air, and the mirror surface rippled twice like water ripples, showing Out of Kevin's current position.

Giselle's heart sank—Kevin was not in the Ministry of Magic, but in a place she didn't know.She couldn't see Kevin's expression, the hood covered most of his face except for his chin.Giselle's lips trembled a little—even though she had prepared herself, she was still very sad now that she saw the truth.

Kevin seemed to be waiting for someone. He stood there quietly, and Giselle waited with bated breath. Not long after, a man appeared.Kevin took two steps forward, with a dissatisfied tone: "You better have a valid reason for calling me out in such an emergency."

"Of course I have a valid reason," the man sneered, "Kevin Osborne, don't use your tricks on me." Kevin's jaw tightened, and his voice became a little stiffer : "What's the matter?" "Gringotts Warehouse No. 816." The man said quickly, "Help me take out the things inside."

Kevin didn't say anything for a while, and after a long time, he said slowly, "Why?" "Because... who is it!" Before the man finished speaking, he suddenly stretched out his hand in one direction.Kevin took a step back and pulled his wand from his sleeve.After a long time, nothing.

"What did you see?" Kevin couldn't help asking, and the man shook his head slowly: "Just now, I felt as if someone was spying on us, and it might be my illusion."

Giselle is lying on Kevin's bed, still in shock.Just when the man was about to tell what it was, he suddenly found her. Not only did he find her, but he also smashed the mirror.Giselle couldn't dodge in time, and was pierced by a lot of broken lenses, and now she is almost bleeding all over her body.

Giselle was so painful that she was about to faint, she stood up with force, cleaned up the scene with a wave of her right hand wand, and then Apparated away—absolutely can't stay here!Absolutely not!

Wade was lying on the bed, his pants down to his knees.He put a soft pillow under his head, and some unsuitable pictures were being played on the TV opposite. Everything was really ready, the only thing he owed was...

"Bang!" With a loud noise, another person fell from the big hole in the ceiling that hadn't been repaired in time, and slammed hard onto Deadpool's poor bed.There was a creaking sound from the bed, and it should have fallen apart if it happened again.Wade jumped up from the bed in a jerk: "Hey! Even an angel falling from the sky can't interrupt my entertainment life!"

The dazed Giselle heard Wade's voice and smiled wryly—why did she fall to this place again?In the next second, Giselle sank into the boundless darkness.

Deadpool quickly put on his pants, ran to Giselle's side, and stretched out his hand to brush the hair covering her face.Seeing Giselle's face, Wade was stunned for a moment: "Isn't this the little Nightingale who flew away just now? Honey, are you here to pay back my ceiling money? Or are you reluctant to part with me? After all, I am appointed by the author. The leading actor, right? Of course you can't bear to part with me."

Giselle was in a coma and couldn't answer Wade's words.Wade leaned in front of Giselle, carefully looked at Giselle's beautiful face despite the injury, and stretched out his hand to twist the wound on her face.Wade rubbed the blood on his fingertips, shook his head and sighed: "My lovely angel, have you been expelled from Paradise by God?" Look at the wounds all over his body.Tsk, since Mr. Wade has been interrupted from entertainment activities today, let's show kindness rarely.

Oh, it's definitely not because this lady looks exactly to his liking.

When Giselle woke up, there were still some flowers in front of her eyes.She groaned, and just about to sit up, she was startled by a voice beside her.Wade leaned on her side with his head propped up, miraculously made a provocative expression on his bumpy face: "Are you awake? Beautiful lady?"

Seeing Wade's face up close was really a very impactful thing. Giselle screamed, and subconsciously wanted to stay away. After stepping back twice, she lost her balance and fell headfirst on the bed past.

"Hey, hello, is my face really that scary?" Wade grabbed Gisele's hand and pulled her back onto the bed, "Don't look at me ugly, my heart is very gentle of."

Giselle's tall chest rose and fell rapidly, and she hadn't recovered from it.Wade suddenly pulled her closer, and put his face in front of Giselle: "Honey, you need to see more, so you won't be afraid after seeing too much, huh? Maybe you'd like to ride on it."

"...Mr. Deadpool?" Giselle asked weakly, and a smile appeared on Deadpool's face immediately: "Sure enough, who will forget the great Deadpool?"

Giselle propped herself up from the bed, pressed her temples, and looked around—a dilapidated room with a ceiling pierced with a big hole.Looking down at herself again, Giselle's face turned red in an instant, and she stammered and asked Deadpool: "Mr. Deadpool...I...my clothes..." Who helped change it?

Wade was lying on the bed with his hands behind his head: "Of course I changed it for you, you don't need to thank me." Giselle felt that her brain was about to stop spinning—couldn't it be that she was caught by the person in front of her? The men are all seen?

Oh my god... Giselle, as a Brit, has a very traditional and conservative family concept even though she lost her parents since she was a child.Now suddenly being stared at by a strange man, Giselle was very at a loss.

It's never my turn to lose my temper with Mr. Deadpool, and Giselle has already noticed that the wounds on her body have been treated.The poor Potions Master struggled for a long time, wondering whether he should be angry or not.Wade admired the expression on Giselle's face with great interest, and felt that this woman was really fun.

"Thank you..." Giselle's voice was like a mosquito, and Wade turned sideways and winked at her: "You're welcome, brother should do it. Oh, speaking of sweetheart, you came here specially this time to make up for me What about the ceiling? If you don’t have US dollars, I don’t mind if you pay me with your flesh, I promise you will fall in love with me.” Wade also pushed his crotch twice.

Giselle looked up at the ceiling and couldn't help laughing: "Although I'm poor, I should be able to fix it for you." Saying this, Giselle took the wand on the bedside table, and she held back With pain all over his body, he raised his arm: "It's the same as before."

The fragments scattered on the floor immediately jumped into the air, recovering rapidly at a speed invisible to the naked eye.In a few seconds, the ceiling returned to its original appearance.

Mr. Deadpool is well-informed, and he can't find his own voice at this moment: "...Oh, my lovely angel, it seems that God didn't take away your power when he expelled you from Paradise. Hey, that is What magical trick? Are you a mutant? Or some cutie from dc that got off the wrong set I don't know?"

Giselle clasped her hands and stammered: "A little trick, please, please don't say it." "It seems that I really went to the wrong set, but who made you the civil servant of my brother?" Deadpool He also sat up, "Would you like a drink? Maybe we can have a little in-depth communication, so that this article can be finished within [-] words..."

"Mr. Deadpool!" Giselle couldn't understand what he was saying, and interrupted Deadpool aloud, "Thank you very much, but I'm leaving now." Giselle got off the bed and stood On the ground, she nodded to Deadpool: "Yes...see you again if I have a chance, thank you." Giselle then Apparated away.

Deadpool squinted his eyes and looked at the place where Giselle disappeared, and rubbed his chin: "...the elusive little sweetheart." I definitely want to masturbate today!