[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

23. The Weasley Joke Shop

Giselle rushed over without hesitation and gave the two brothers a hug.After George finished hugging Giselle, his whole body was a little turbulent: "Hey! Fred! My dear brother! Did you see that! The most popular girl at Hogwarts! Give me a hug!"

"I got a hug too!" Fred didn't want to be outdone, "Oh Giselle, does this mean that I still have a chance, after all, George already has Angelina, and I'm still single..." Giselle Laughing, he pulled Laura aside: "This is my current student Laura, you two, don't scare her."

Laura stared at the two men vigilantly, without speaking or saying hello.The two brothers didn't take it seriously, but showed a big smile to Laura: "Oh! Cute little girl!" "Did Giselle bring you through the back door?" "Then we must treat you well." .”

Saying that, the two brothers stood on both sides of the back door, one on each side, and made a very exaggerated gesture of inviting in.Giselle took Laura and led her inside.

The place at the back door is the warehouse where the two brothers store things. It is said to be a warehouse, but the items are actually neatly stacked. The best thing is that it is not crowded with as many people as the store in front.Giselle thought wickedly, wondering when Kuaiyin would find out that the two of them were gone.

Fred took Laura to see things, while George was chatting with Giselle. The old jokes of the two brothers would never get tired of playing. George smiled and said to Giselle: "Guess, sweetheart, I am George or Fred?"

Giselle snorted, "Fred." "Sweetheart, you guessed wrong again." George shook his head regretfully, "Oh, I should have let Fred come, so he can take the opportunity to ask for a kiss." , after all, I am a family man, of course, sweetheart, if you are willing..."

Gisele couldn't help laughing again: "Okay! When will you and Angelina get married? I heard from Hermione that the two of you have already made a date." "Oh yes," referring to his fiancée , George's expression became much gentler, "Don't worry, your invitation will definitely not be missing."

Giselle nodded, she looked at Fred not far away, and sighed softly: "How is he now?" "It's fine," George followed her eyes, looking at his twin Brother, "Thanks to you." "I just do what I can do," Giselle casually picked up the candy on a shelf, "After all, no one would have thought that the super witches in New Orleans would like your things Yes or no."

In the original Hogwarts War, Fred among the twin brothers actually died in the chaos. There was no way for the traditional magic world to save Fred, but when Giselle was traveling in New Orleans , once befriended a witch.The super witch was very kind-hearted. When Giselle asked her, the super witch did not refuse, but accordingly, the witch also made some small requests to Giselle.

In this way, the super witch pulled Fred's soul back from the underworld without any effort. God knows she just blew on Fred's lips, and Fred woke up.Because of this incident, both the Super Witch and Giselle became benefactors of the Weasley family.

Giselle hid the fact that the super witch asked her for a reward, but lied to the Weasley family, saying that the super witch likes the strange products in the Weasley joke store, so for the super witch, her reward is , all the latest items in the store will be sent to her.

George sighed: "It's just that he hasn't been in a relationship until now. I'm very anxious. What if Angelina mistook me for him after we got married?" "Don't you think it's good before?" Is it?" Giselle laughed at him, "What do you mean if your wife can't tell the difference, then she will find that she has a husband with unlimited energy."

George stared at Giselle as if he had discovered the New World.Giselle felt uncomfortable being watched by him: "What's the matter?" "Sweetheart! You can tell dirty jokes!" George fussed, "Fred Fred, come on! Sweetheart just told a dirty joke! "

"What, what!" Fred told Laura a few words, and then ran over, "What did you just say, sweetheart! Tell me too! I've never heard sweetheart you tell dirty jokes."

Giselle blushed, "It was obviously said when you two were chatting in school! I just repeated it!" "No, no, no," Fred shook his head seriously, "The previous Sweetheart, even if it's the nasty joke we said, you won't repeat it."

"And now my sweetheart, the changes are not small." George and Fred exchanged glances, "Fred, do you smell the smell of spring?"

The three were chatting and laughing, and Laura over there suddenly let out a small exclamation.Giselle hurried over to look, and saw that Laura was holding a small toy wand in her hand, and in front of her was an unknown object that had been turned into a frog.

"You like this?" Giselle looked at the wand, which contained a few innocuous little magic, then nodded, "Don't pick any more? There are so many interesting things here." "Oh she You are very discerning, we just developed this one recently," Fred said with a smile, "Did you just say that you still have a student? Why is there no one?"

Giselle was about to answer when the phone rang.She picked up the phone, only to hear Kuaiyin on the other end say very aggrieved: "Professor, why are you all missing? I ran all over the store to find you." Giselle laughed with a stomach ache: "We are in Behind." As he spoke, he pointed out Kuaiyin's location, and in almost a second, a handsome guy with goggles appeared in front of everyone.

"Professor, you are too unkind," Kuaiyin sighed, "I still want to buy you something." "You teach me that I know the boss, why do you want you to buy me something?" Giselle was very He raised his chest proudly, "I told you when I came here, I will pay for what you fancy today."

Because there is no grudge between wizards and mutants, even if the twins found out that Quicksilver was a mutant, they didn't show any surprise. "Little brother, you don't need to be polite to your professors." George pulled Kuaiyin past him and winked at him, "Come on, I think you are not young anymore, let me show you some good things." He pulled the half-grown boy aside.

Gisele stands aside, looking at a box of candy she's grabbing at random—tongue taffy, a classic gag candy that will never go out of style.After thinking about it, she put the taffy into the shopping basket.

Just as a few people were picking things in the warehouse, a loud noise suddenly erupted from the store in front, followed by screams from the crowd.The expressions of the twin brothers changed, and they rushed out. Giselle followed behind. Kuaiyin was a little dazed holding a box of plasma chocolates, but he also followed Laura out.

I saw an empty space in the middle of the crowded joke store, and the shelves around the open space had been torn apart and turned into pieces, and the ground was a mess.In the clearing, two waves of people were confronting each other, one was students in Slytherin uniforms, and the other...

"Wanda!" Giselle exclaimed, Scarlet Witch looked over here, and seeing Giselle, the expression on her face softened a little: "Professor!"

"You... what are you doing?" Giselle walked to Wanda's side, looked at the tense atmosphere of the two groups of students, and didn't know what happened again.Wanda glared fiercely at the Slytherin students opposite: "They want to give me a love potion." Giselle was taken aback, then looked up at the Slytherin students: "Is it true?"

The Slytherins were also annoyed, starting with Scorpius of the Malfoy family.Scorpius felt that he couldn't speak clearly all over his body now, and he was extremely wronged: "No! Professor, I don't! The Malfoy family will never use that kind of dirty method to plot against others!"

"I've seen it all!" Wanda interrupted him, "If not, would you dare to eat that piece of chocolate you gave me!" At this opportunity of language, he said to Kuaiyin and Laura: "What are you doing standing there! Hurry up and help!"

Of course, Kuaiyin supported his sister unconditionally, and ran directly to Wanda's side, eager to try: "Hey! Mutants vs. wizards! I haven't tried it yet!" Laura looked at Giselle, also She silently showed her wolf paws and stood to Wanda's right.

Well, mutants and wizards melee, starting from dolls, right?

"Hey hey hey, we won't stop the battle between Gryffindor and Slytherin." The twin brothers on one side were unhappy, "But I don't think this is a place for fighting, right?" How would they do business if they smashed the shop ah!

Wanda squeezed the wand in her hand, trembling with anger. Chaos magic wrapped her, and her beautiful long hair was windless and automatic.Scorpius was about to kneel down for her, but he still insisted on it for the sake of the Malfoy family's face.He closed his eyes and suddenly shouted: "Eat it! I didn't eat it!"

With that said, everyone saw Scorpius pick up a piece of chocolate that had been torn open from the ground, and took a big bite.Gisele stared dumbfounded as Malfoy chewed the piece of chocolate, and Wanda became dubious—could it really not be him?

Immediately afterwards, Scorpius on the opposite side opened his eyes, and when he looked at Wanda again, the boy suddenly became... shy?

"...Sister, you are very popular." Kuaiyin held back for a long time before choking out such a sentence.