[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

[-]. Hardworking Giselle

"Sweetheart? Sweetheart, are you angry? Sweetheart, don't be angry! Brother didn't do anything! Brother just wanted to change into pajamas!" Wade opened the door and raised his eyebrows at Giselle, "Hi, sweetheart, Don’t be ashamed, you can see wherever you want, brother, it’s good to get used to it in advance, you know Captain America, brother’s breasts are bigger than his.”

Giselle's pretty face was flushed, and she was furious: "Mr. Wade! What the hell are you doing!" "I'm changing my pajamas," Wade jumped out of the room, looking at her like a little princess Turned around in front of him, "how is it, brother has good taste, right? It can not only highlight my fit figure but also make me sleep well. It's high quality and low price. Sweetheart, would you like a set? Why don't we wear couple pajamas? Sample."

Giselle stepped back a little and covered her eyes: "Mr. Wade! Didn't you promise me before!" Wade sat at the table in pajamas and picked up a coffee cup: "Did you say anything?" ? Sweetheart, the pattern is broken, remember to be vigilant towards men, especially men like brother."

Wade's voice suddenly sank, which startled Giselle. After a closer look, Wade was still smiling. The hostility just now seemed to be Giselle's illusion.Giselle also sat down at the table, and she sighed: "Mr. Wade, why do you always look like this? Is that... the aftereffect of that bad experience?"

Wade stopped moving the coffee to his mouth, looked up at Giselle, sipped his mouth and put down the cup in his hand.Deadpool adjusted his face in a rare way, and he leaned in front of Giselle: "Sweetheart, look at my face, do you feel disgusted and want to vomit? Do you feel like a piece of shit that was fucked?" It feels like the pork is rotten again? Do you think my brother has become like this on the outside, what will he look like on the inside?"

"I don't take everything for granted. I'm curious if all British girls are as innocent as you. I'm itching to see them." Wade raised his glass again and gave Gisey a wacky smile. Er, "Sweetheart, you are a good girl, but my brother is not a good person."

Wade really didn't know why this big British girl began to trust him, which made Wade feel an indescribable anxiety in his heart.God knows that the last time he had this feeling was before he was disfigured. Although Wade's thinking was confused, he still intuitively didn't like it.

His employer should also be aware of a little social pain, right?Darkness and light always accompany each other. This kind of argument can be seen everywhere in Marvel or DC comics. Oh, he feels that he has taught little sweetheart a vivid lesson...

"I understand!" Giselle raised her head suddenly, causing Wade's hands to shake in fright, and almost threw the cup out: "...Okay, okay, just understand, I know sweetheart that you are very savvy."" Mr. Wade's treatment is on me!" Giselle was obviously emotional, she grabbed Wade's free hand, her eyes were very firm, "I can't say how far I can go, but Mr. Wade, I will definitely do my best to help you get back to normal! I will do what I say! Don't worry!"

After finishing speaking, before Wade could recover, Giselle hurried back to the room.Wade froze there, licking his lips: "Sweetheart, brother, I didn't mean that..." However, Giselle didn't hear it, and she had already rushed back to the room to start thinking about the plan.

Wade put down the coffee cup in his hand again - sure enough, he didn't miss it!Sweetheart is nothing like those coquettish sluts!Wade didn't know what he thought of, and started laughing hehe.

The blind old lady just came out of the room, and when she heard Wade laughing like that, goosebumps came out: "What are you laughing at? Are you in heat?" When you are in your prime of life, isn't estrus something that happens every moment?"

"Don't think of other girls as your friends with benefits," the old lady rarely persuaded him, "A good girl deserves to be loved by a good man." "Aren't you a good man?" Wade was unhappy, "Brother But the hero who saved her from the fire and water, in the Middle Ages, brother is a handsome and unrestrained green forest hero!"

The old lady curled her lips, ignored Wade, and went into the kitchen.

In the days that followed, Wade really felt Giselle's "care". Wade, who drank all kinds of potions, would doubt his life, but Giselle made the potions smell good. Incredible.Wade refused to drink after being fooled a few times, and Giselle sighed, tied him up again with the Rope Charm, and coaxed him like a child.

"Don't drink, don't drink! Sweetheart, are you still my sweetheart? Sweetheart, you have changed and you are obviously not like this," Wade's wailing voice could be heard far away, "Sweetheart, you are no longer my sweetheart, brother is so bitter Bitter, brother feels that the world has lost its color! Just like Stark suddenly lost his money! Life is gloomy!"

Giselle was sweating profusely, holding a crystal bottle in her hand, which contained a golden yellow potion: "Just drink it! Mr. Wade, this is something you must drink every day!" Wade looked up The head didn't give in, and the two legs stuck together and kept thrashing.Giselle was tired from tossing around, but she still said in a friendly voice: "Mr. Wade, how can you drink the medicine properly? You were the one who asked me to treat you before."

"Sweetheart, will you do as I said?" Wade immediately stopped those movements, and he looked at Giselle with a smile, as if he wasn't the one who howled just now.Giselle was flicked by his eyes, and then nodded: "As long as I can do it."

"Actually, since I became like this, I have never dated a girl again." Wade looked at Giselle and said this.Gisele frowned immediately: "But I can't help Mr. Wade to ask a girl for you?"

"No, no, no," Wade said, "If you're willing to feed me, honey..." Gisele's face immediately changed, she put the crystal bottle aside without saying a word, and then went back to the room went.

...isn't it?Angry?Although Sweetheart is soft and cute, her temper is on the rise.Wade smashed his mouth regretfully, and just wanted to call Giselle twice, but saw Giselle ran out of the room again with something in his hand.Wade's eyes widen—wait, what's that?

"I've thought about it. If the patient doesn't cooperate with the treatment, I'm also obliged to treat you, Mr. Wade." Giselle pulled out her wand, pointed at Wade, and Wade immediately felt that his vision began to dwindle. , keep shrinking down.It lasted for half a minute before stopping.Giselle swung the wand in her right hand upwards, and Wade immediately jumped into the air.

Giselle looked at Wade, who had been turned into a cat by her, with a curious expression on her face, and couldn't help but reach out and stroke his head—hey, why does it feel hairless?Wade yelled, but let out a nondescript meow.Giselle could see the distorted expression on his ugly cat's face, she couldn't help but smiled, and then handed the funnel she just took out to Wade: "Mr. Wade, do you want me to feed you?" You, or do you drink it yourself?"

Seeing Giselle's face close at hand, Wade's heart burst into tears——sweetheart, you really changed, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

When Wade finished drinking the medicine and was changed back to his original form by Giselle, he lay lifelessly on the sofa.Giselle also felt that she was a little too much, and she didn't know how to comfort him: "Mr. Wade, I'm sorry...how about I make you a taco tonight?" Don't be angry.

Wade waved his hand weakly: "Who made me always respect women, sweetheart, please do more, I'm so hungry." Giselle responded quickly, and went to the kitchen to toss.

The blind old lady sat aside and watched the whole farce. After Giselle left and could no longer hear them talking, the old lady slowly said, "Are you having a good time?" Deadpool glanced at her, Turned over on the sofa: "Old mother, you are also on the side of my sweetheart? In my life, the only woman who always stands behind me has finally betrayed me. Now I feel like I am walking in Gotham Batman in the dark, betrayed by all, but hidden and great..."

The old lady rolled her eyes behind the sunglasses: "If you don't like it, she can easily fix you? When did you get this hobby and start liking playing sex?" Wade didn't care if he was punctured , He put his head on his hands: "Life must be more fun. I need to train my sweetheart's self-confidence, so that sweetheart can be more relaxed, and I can unlock more positions on the bed in the future. This is a good thing for sweetheart."

"Hmph," the old lady snorted, and smiled again, "You can figure it out." "Hey, don't you want to sit with Gordo?" Wade shrugged, "A woman's mind can never figure it out." Oh, sweetheart's show today is really good, I feel that she has the ability to protect herself, but the agreed-upon fanfiction is mainly about eighteen bans and pornographic jokes? I feel that my status is at stake."

Giselle was standing in the kitchen, but her expression was not very good. An owl was standing on the stove next to it, eating the cold meat that Giselle had prepared for it.Giselle squeezed the letter paper in her hand, looked at ten lines at a glance, her heart was in a mess.

——That letter was sent to her by Kevin.