[Zhongyingmei] Mouth Cannon Man

[-]. Who knows what's going on

Wade took advantage of the night to return to the rental house he just moved into today.Mr. Deadpool looked a little tired, he took off the rough mask he sewed, collapsed on the sofa and said a word of grass mud horse.

"Go to your own room when you're tired," the landlady fumbled to make cereal for herself, "don't break my floor." "Oh, do you think it's appropriate to treat someone who just finished work?" Wade muttered He muttered, "I put in ten times more effort today, but the woman behind me told me not to smash the floor."

"Stupid ass." The landlady cursed, but didn't drive him back to the room.Wade stretched out his hands and legs, and fell on the sofa without any image. He wrinkled his nose and sniffed: "Madam, is your cereal going to spoil?" The blind landlady hurried to Walking to the kitchen, cursing in his mouth: "If you have nothing to do, go into your own room and touch yourself! Don't make trouble for me outside!"

"Okay, okay," Wade stood up and stretched, "It seems that the only woman behind me is not willing to support me anymore, I'm really lonely." He said, he touched his right hand: "Let's love each other tonight, oh of course I won't forget you, ah, this night is destined to be unforgettable."

Humming out of tune, Wade stepped on plastic slippers and returned to his room.There was a creaking sound from the floor, which made people's teeth hurt.Wade squirmed as he walked, and took off his blood-stained clothes: "This thing is really suffocating. Next time, use a new material."

Well, there are very few men who are as good at sewing as me, so just work hard and improve in the future.Wade jumped up, lay down on the bed, and let out a long sigh of relief, as if all the fatigue in his bones overflowed at this moment.Lie on the ground for a while, turned over, Deadpool lowered his head and whistled at his crotch with a smirk: "My dear, you have worked hard recently, I will come to comfort you later."

Wait, that bastard at Ajax, I have plenty of time.When I find you and restore you to your original state, I will chop you into 600 yuan, and stuff each piece into the chrysanthemum of your female assistant.

With the bloody picture in his mind, Wade straightened his back and pushed it up—oh, should he buy a soft pillow?Now this position feels a little uncomfortable... Well, let's buy one tomorrow.

Thinking of this, Wade quickly untied his belt, ready to have a perfect masturbation with himself.Just before his belt was completely removed, there was a sudden sound from the ceiling.

Wade jumped to his feet—and nearly tripped over his pants, which had fallen between his legs.Before he could swear, there was another loud noise from the ceiling. Immediately afterwards, a big hole was slammed into the already old ceiling, and a large hole fell down together with the rotten building materials. A big beauty in a black robe.

The big beauty fell directly onto Wade's bed, her watery eyes were full of panic.Seeing Wade, she subconsciously rubbed back, and then stared at Wade, looking a little embarrassed by Deadpool.

"Hey girl, I like this way of coming out." Wade stood barefoot in the ruined room, not caring. "Who sent you here? Your boss must be very interesting."

The beauty blushed immediately, and Wade waited patiently for her next words. At some point, the gun in his hand was firmly pointed at her forehead.Who knew that after the big beauty came back to her senses, she first turned her head away, her voice trembling: "You...you pull up your pants first."

God what did she see!Eyes are going to be blind!And it seems to have raised her head halfway... The size is also amazing... Giselle quickly held her face, preventing herself from continuing to think.

Wade looked down and smiled viciously: "Oh sorry, you fell directly on my bed like this, I thought you were here to see this." The trousers were pulled up - this woman is not good at skills, she is just an ordinary person, he has already noticed it.

Fasten your trousers like that, and then the next question is - "Before we get into the serious discussion of when you're going to pay me to fix the ceiling, let me ask, how did you fall off the ceiling in my room?" Wade said nonchalantly, "I guess maybe God saw that I was too lonely and didn't want me to use his wife, so he sent me an Eve? Hey beauty...or do you have a better explanation?"

Before Wade could finish his sentence, Giselle suddenly asked again: "Who are you! Where am I! Why does your face look like the surface of the moon!"

Wade: "..." Oddly enough, Wade was blocked by Giselle's three questions and couldn't speak for half a word. It took him a long time to raise his hands and say, "Uh... this is my room, my name is Deadpool, my face...hey, don't underestimate this face, there are too many women who are willing to ride, and they can line up on the moon."

Giselle bit her lower lip, she hesitated, and finally said: "Hi Mr. Deadpool, my name is Giselle Jinx, may I ask... what is this place?" Wade narrowed his eyes , noticed the woman's pure British accent: "This is America, Deadpool's room, my bed."

Giselle quickly climbed out of the bed as if her butt was scorched by fire. During the movement, the black robe was lifted up a little, revealing the smooth skin inside—Giselle was covered in just this robe!Wade felt that his soldiers were about to salute and sing the national anthem again—oh, he must have been dry for too long, and he had to masturbate whatever he said today.

Gisele felt that she was so unlucky that after she hastily Apparated, she went directly to America from Knockturn Alley? !She has been apparating for so many years, why did something go wrong suddenly this time!

She stole a glance at the man in front of her, feeling embarrassed.She shrank back and said in a low voice, "Excuse me... Mr. Deadpool?" Wade answered immediately, "Huh?" "Can you... go out for a while?" Giselle grabbed her collar, blushing Like an overripe apple, "I want to change my clothes."

Immediately, Giselle didn't know where she had poked Deadpool, and the man in front of him who could be said to be ugly suddenly became excited: "Oh, lovely lady, do you want to change clothes? Please, please, my The wardrobe is your choice, oh let me take a look."

As he said that, Deadpool opened the door of his closet and took out a hoodie from inside: "Although the size is a bit big, but who makes me tall and healthy." Wade also rushed Looking at Giselle, she winked, and her eyes fell from her face to Giselle's towering chest: "It's just a pity, I don't have your size here, but this is a woman's capital, and being thicker is something to be proud of." things."

Giselle's face became even redder. She wanted to petrify Wei Deshi completely, but she was gentle and even a little cowardly by nature, so she gritted her teeth and took the hoodie from Deadpool's hand: "...Thank you."

Deadpool was quiet for a moment, then laughed strangely again: "I heard something, the lovely lady said thank you to me, it really made me..." Wade couldn't find the right words for a while, so he simply blew whistle.Giselle took the clothes, glanced at Deadpool, and then at him again, and found that he had no intention of going out at all, so she couldn't help reminding: "Mr. Deadpool...do you want to go out? I need to change clothes."

Deadpool regretted: "Hey, sweetheart, don't be so restrained. Maybe we can have a communication between the soul and the flesh? After all, I am the author's designated male lead." Giselle blushed, as if she had made up her mind Yes, stared at Deadpool for a while.Wade was standing there lazily, but in the next second he couldn't control his hands and feet, and fell down with a "thump", his forehead hit the floor firmly. No matter how much he struggled, the invisible rope would tear him down. He was bound and motionless.

Gisele carefully got off the bed and hid in a corner. After making sure that Deadpool couldn't turn around, she quickly took off her black robe and put on Wade's gray hoodie.Wade's dress was really too big for Giselle, just covering her thighs.Giselle reached out again, trying to turn the black robe into a pair of trousers, but failed.

She smacked her mouth in annoyance—her silent magic was only effective in attack magic, and it was ineffective when it came to daily magic.Looking at the rag-like black robe in front of her, Giselle gave up.The wand wasn't with her now, and she needed to get back quickly to get her things.

Oh, there's someone lying on the floor!Giselle hurriedly walked over to Deadpool, stretched out her hand and turned him over.Seeing that Wade's pitted face was so stiff that it couldn't be more stiff at this moment, he blinked desperately at Giselle, as if he was begging for mercy.Giselle originally wanted to break the spell for him, but after hesitating for a while, she said in advance: "Mr. Deadpool, don't tell me that I have been here, and the ceiling... I will fix the ceiling!"

Deadpool blinked twice, not knowing what it meant.Giselle didn't care, just as he agreed, she stood up and took two steps back, stretched out her hand to point at Deadpool, and Deadpool immediately regained his mobility.He jumped up from the floor, and just about to say something, he only heard a few "pops" in the air, and Giselle, who was standing in front of him, disappeared.

...what the hell?A living beauty just disappeared?Even if his nerves are as strong as Deadpool, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. After confirming that Giselle didn't have anything on him, Deadpool shook his head and said to himself: "My magical ability, it seems that my teleportation belt should be retired. Yes, fuck! My ceiling!"

When is she coming to fix my ceiling!Deadpool, who was still very poor at this moment, looked at the ceiling with a big hole, and felt that he didn't even have the mood to masturbate.