[Comprehensive] Please call me Rain God

For the first time, James discovered that a child's energy could be so high.

Olivia and James can be regarded as quite familiar. She hangs around his neck and acts like a baby every day, making a few screaming little milk sounds, squinting her eyes and smiling happily.

Fortunately, James is still very good at coaxing women. Although the younger one is a little more difficult, at least things like that day will not happen again.

Although it is embarrassing to take a shower every day.

James always picks up the little girl quickly with a serious face, and throws her into the basin to wash her clean.

Steve bought a big water basin, and there were a few yellow rubber ducks that Natasha gave to Olivia last time. On weekdays, put the bath water at a suitable temperature, and then put the little girl in it, so that She washed while playing, and when the water was only lukewarm, she took Olivia out and wrapped her in a towel.

"Olly, it's time to take a shower."

At noon today, James took her out to the supermarket to buy ingredients. Olivia sat on the waist stool with the back of her head pressed against his chest, dangling her calves and looking outside with interest.

As a result, it suddenly rained today. Of course, it has nothing to do with this girl. The weather forecast has also notified that it may rain today.

The rain fell so suddenly that James and Olivia were unprepared, and they were drenched completely. He took off his coat to cover the little girl, and he hugged her tightly and ran home.

She has just recovered from a cold, so don't let her get sick again.

James threw things in the kitchen, put Olivia on the floor, took off his shirt, and went to the bathroom to fill in the water to give the little girl a hot bath.

Olivia was covered by his coat, but her body was still a little damp, and the clothes stuck to her body, making her uncomfortable.

James prepared the bath towel, called the little girl over, and stripped her naked.

Olivia likes to play with water, and the temperature in the bathroom is high enough. With the rubber duck, the little girl will obediently stay in her basin and take a bath obediently.

Taking advantage of this time, James can take a bath by himself.

He pulled the shower curtain, rinsed himself quickly, wrapped a bath towel around his lower body, and came out to scrub the little girl.

Olivia was still holding the duckling in her hand, babbling excitedly, waving her arms, and the splash of water splashed James' face.

"Ollie, stand up."

He tugged at Olivia's arm, the little girl blinked, got up obediently, took a towel beside her to wrap her around, and then put it in his arms to wash Olivia's hair.

"Don't move around, it will hurt if you get shampoo in your eyes."

He pressed down the shampoo twice quickly, and scrubbed it on her soft brown hair. Hearing what he said, Olivia remained motionless, obediently hugging the duck in her arms, and waited for him to finish washing.

After rinsing it off, he asked her to stand in the sink and rinse her body, and then wrapped Olivia in a bath towel. The little girl didn't cooperate at this time, and stretched out her arms holding the rubber duck, not at all. Bend a little with him.

Maybe James broke her arm while wrapping her in a bath towel, and when he put Olivia on the bed, the little girl grunted, hugged his arm, and bit his wrist hard.

James: ...

He unceremoniously patted Olivia's little butt, and after hearing her moan, he took talcum powder and applied it to her, put on diapers and long-sleeved pajamas, hugged her and started rub your hair.

After wiping it until it was half dry, she dried it with a blower. The soft brown hair was fluffy, wrapping around her white and tender face, which looked quite cute.

Olivia pursed her lips and snorted, sat down with her back to him, folded her arms around her chest as Steve did, and snorted.

"Be good."

James was afraid that she would go to the ground, so he took five or six building blocks for her to play with, and then planned to deal with the mess in the bathroom.

Before dealing with it, he took a photo of the tooth marks on his wrist and sent it to Steve to file a complaint with him.

'Your daughter bit me. '

Steve happened to be resting, and heard the phone ringing. He took it over and saw that the small teeth marks on the man's wrist were particularly obvious. It seemed that the little guy bit him very hard.

He thought for a moment and replied.

'How did this kid learn to eat chocolate? ' Steve typed, couldn't help but put on a little smile, 'It seems that I have to teach her later. '

James:? ? ?

What are you talking about? ? ?Why don't the donkey's lips match the horse's mouth? ? ?

At first, James didn't understand the meaning of what Steve said.

What chocolate to eat.

A little girl can't give her chocolate at this age.

James frowned, not understanding what Steve meant by 'chocolate'.

When he took a closer look at the photo...

MMP :)

Steve was making fun of him.

Dark as a bar of chocolate.

What bastard taught Steve badly! ! !

He wasn't like this before! ! !

A certain woman who had taught Steve badly couldn't help smiling when she saw Steve answering her good friend like this, patted him on the shoulder, and said something in Chinese.

"Ruzi can be taught."

Steve:? ? ?

Steve: "What the hell??"

Natasha: "...Nothing, just to praise you for doing a good job."

He gritted his teeth angrily, threw the phone on the sofa, quickly processed the water in the bathroom, and thought about what to make for dinner at night.

Just now he bought beef mince, which can be used to make fried meatloaf for Olivia, as well as her favorite sweet corn, and some fruit puree for her to eat.

What a hassle.

James sighed.

In fact, the most troublesome thing is to make fruit puree. Steve has never made it for her. Olivia is willing to eat an apple or a peach by herself, but James thinks it is more convenient to make puree, and the entrance is better. .

But this way he has more work.

Brush the cooking machine, wash Olivia's clothes with fruit puree, and deal with the fruit puree she got outside.

He sighed again.

"Why is raising a child so difficult?"

When he finished handling everything, Olivia had already fallen asleep lying on the bed with her little butt pouted, her white and tender face had a few red marks from the quilt, her two fat hands were still holding the building blocks, and her little feet were curled up Sleep soundly.

Of course, you have to ignore the crystal clear saliva at the corner of her mouth.

James came over, wiped her mouth, and carefully hugged Olivia. The little girl was startled by his action, her small body trembled, and she groaned and crawled into his arms. A comfortable place to sleep in.

The little girl was full of fragrance, and she was soft but not heavy in her arms. James knew why Steve liked to hold Olivia.

Such a sweet and soft little girl is really attractive.

He couldn't help leaning over to kiss her little cheek.

Tender like tofu.

Now that she was asleep, there was no need to prepare lunch for her. James put her in the bed, tucked the quilt and blocked the pillow, and then went to marinate the meatloaf for dinner.

Olivia couldn't eat a lot of salt, her small meatloaf only had a pinch of salt and black pepper, and the dessert was the pudding he bought from the supermarket.

Just eat a sandwich bought from the supermarket for lunch.

He made himself a cup of coffee and ate in the dining room before returning to his room.

It was cloudy and rainy outside, and the room was a little damp and cold, but he thought it was okay, but he didn't know if the delicate girl in the room would feel cold.

When he went back to look, the little girl was already curled up in a cold ball.

He kicked off his slippers and climbed onto the bed. Just as he sat up, the little girl came over and burrowed into his arms, her little hands and feet feeling a little cold.

James reached out to pick her up, wrapped her in a quilt, and put her in his arms. He leaned on a cushion and read a book. The soft little guy in his arms put his head on his chest, his little hands tightly clutching the fabric on his chest, and fell asleep with his head tilted. It's sweet.

Being so close, the pleasant scent of shampoo and shower gel emanating from her body is very obvious.

Most of these things that children use are made of milk. The little girl who drank milk powder exudes a sweet milky smell, but now that she uses this, it exudes a sweet and greasy smell.

He buried his head in her hair and took a deep breath.

Really sweet.

He couldn't help reaching out to pinch Olivia's face and short fleshy arms. This child seemed to be fattened up by him in the past few days, and he was softer than before.

James stared at the little guy in his arms for a long time, but he really couldn't read the book, so he put the bookmark on the bookcase, threw it aside, tidied the quilt, and concentrated on pinching Olivia's face to play.

She has a lot of meat on her face and the baby fat looks pretty good.

James picked it up with his hand, and the fat baby's flesh trembled and moved. It was just...

Hey hey hey.

He didn't laugh for a long time before he felt that his chest seemed to be soaked.

Looking down...

Ah.

The little guy drools all over his chest! ! !

Slimy is enough! ! ! !

He frowned, turned over and put the little girl aside, quickly took off his shirt, went to the bathroom to wipe his chest again, changed his clothes and came back.

When he came back, Olivia was sitting on the bed in a daze, rubbing her eyes and screaming, seeing him coming, she couldn't help but crawled to the edge of the bed, seeing him naked to the waist, suddenly Eyes wide open.

Stretching out her finger to point where she pointed last time.

Exclaimed.

"Hey!" She pointed, "It's a diaper!!"

James:? ? ?

He looked down and saw that the middle of his trousers was wet. It should be that when he just wiped his chest, the towel fell down and made water...

"I didn't pee my pants!"

"Have!"

The author has something to say:

Baji: You say I'm black!

Steve: I didn't :)