[Comprehensive] Refined dollar bills

【10】

"Oh shit!" Someone clenched his fist, "I can see such a character in my lifetime, how do you think I will meet her later? Should I send her to the sky with a left uppercut and side kick or Thomas' scissor kick? Ha, I can't wait to meet this goddamn maneki neko—ah I mean cute maneki neko."

Peter: "..." It always feels weird.

"It's me that Marnie wants to see," Peter explained to him.

"Marnie? What a good name! I can smell the stench of copper through your mouth," he rubbed his chin, "but wait a minute, does the damned lucky cat rely on this Is such a pompous name a fortune? Beautiful New Yorkers, it seems time to change the name—”

"I'm going to change my name," he suddenly pointed at the sky, and read: "Die, damn it, super rich, paternity!"

Peter has nothing to love: "No, I don't want to take you to see Marnie, you will definitely scare her by running the train with your mouth like this, she is just an innocent little girl, you know? She is very kind, although she is rich , but she has never been a bully, and she also likes small animals. When we went to investigate stray cats together during the summer vacation, she would bring cat food or something every time."

——Marnie, who was about to bully her, sneezed from afar.

"Oh hoo," Deadpool's eyes narrowed, and he approached him maliciously with his hands behind his back, pushing an honest spider sitting by the side of the building, "You like Miss Lucky Cat? I can tell, hey, little What do you guys like, what do you guys do together? Aside from doing silly social research, go to masturbate cats together?"

"That's serious social research!" No matter what he pushed, Peter sat firmly by the wall of the building, and emphasized, "And I didn't masturbate the cat. The cats came up to me to beg me. I don't masturbate. I'm sorry for them, if there are cats rubbing against your ankles every day begging to be pawed, you won't be able to hold back, don't you think what I said makes sense?"

"Fuck the cat, if a cat dares to come over with a good smell, I will definitely kick it to Washington." Deadpool said mercilessly, "Hey, will Miss Lucky Cat come to someone? Begging? I need to think about whether to shave her bald."

"She's a human, not a cat!" Peter said seriously. "You have to respect her."

"Respect a cat shit coffee," Deadpool shook his head, "Dude, a truly capable person won't let others take the initiative to respect her, so I won't respect her. Of course, if she takes a plastic bag of Benjamin Franklin threw me in the face, let alone make me respect her, I will definitely snatch her home and put her in a picture frame for her every day."

——Marnie, who was about to be stuffed into a picture frame and stuck in traffic at an intersection, sneezed again.

Peter said angrily: "Okay, don't talk about you bastard, I will never let you see Marnie, because you will definitely scare her, goodbye, I'm going back, you are not allowed to follow me!"

Deadpool suddenly realized: "Oh yes! I can still follow you!"

Peter: "..."

Deadpool continued to say excitedly: "It's really you, Peter Fucking Super Rich Parker, how did you come up with such a good idea! I'm so cute and miserable your little head. Got a scholarship? How is it, is it delicious?"

"I won't just eat the banknotes, okay, and you can pull it back, the scholarship has been spent last time I went out with you," Peter jumped away while talking, "Don't follow me today, listen Is it here? Wade Fuck Fuck Super Rich Wilson!"

His voice gradually faded away, Deadpool stood there looking at him, and then smiled: "Hey, this silly boy, saying this is simply begging me to follow..."

But Peter walked very cautiously, turning his head almost every two steps, and made sure that Deadpool hadn't followed, so he boldly went to the place agreed with Marnie. Of course, he landed two blocks away carefully and changed. Only in normal clothes can I walk there leisurely.

Walking in the crowd, his steps were light and his mood was even lighter, so Peter didn't notice that there was a bald man with a Starbucks coffee in his hand following him not far away, and the expression on the other side was also very leisurely. If you see the expression on your face.

After all, that distorted face is too scary.

Wade walked a few steps and found something was wrong. He looked around and found that everyone was looking at him in surprise. He turned his head and saw a restaurant next to him, where a fat man was eating spaghetti, but after seeing him, The fork in his hand fell straight onto the dinner plate, and he stared at the mung bean with surprise on his face. Wade smiled at him, showing a few teeth. The man hiccupped and turned his head in pain, as if he had been exposed hit.

Fuck the crit, he got the crit, okay? This fucking world discriminates against him first from his appearance, and then from his wallet. Rich, good-looking, judging people by their appearance, and arrogant idiot!

Depressedly, Wade pulled up the hood of his hoodie and put it on top of his head, continuing to walk forward, finally blocking the eyes of many people this time.

Turning a street corner, he immediately saw the familiar Peter Parker. Wade naturally turned around and hid in the corner. There was a little girl sitting next to the corner looking at herself in the mirror. At this moment, she happened to see Wade's face and was surprised. Unable to speak, Wade rolled his eyes after noticing her gaze, and then noticed the mirror in her hand, so he squatted down and was about to put on a mirror with her——

However, the child directly put the mirror into his hand and ran back, calling his mother and crying.

To the fucking fucking world!

But the effect is not bad...

Wade was thoughtful, looking at the reactions of these passers-by, I guess that lucky cat must be scared to pee, and then it's time for you to behave, Peter Fucking Super Rich Parker.

A drama has been programmed in Wade's mind, the villain Wade appears on the stage, the hero Peter drives away the villains and then protects the Lucky Cat, thus reaping love and money.

Simply, is there a buddy who is more loyal than him in this world!no more!

Well, he actually just wanted to scare that lucky cat.

The mirror leaned out of the street corner, Wade saw through the mirror the two people who were talking over there, Peter Parker smiled like a young boy, as for the one next to him——

Fuck, isn't this the kind of rich, good-looking, arrogant and arrogant idiot he just wanted to beat up?

Can he bear it?Don't be cowardly, just go for it, fuck it!

Wade threw the mirror aside, pulled off the hood of his hoodie, and walked out from the corner of the street loudly, walking towards the two of them like a hooligan, and was about to draw out the knife in his hand and shout A "robbery" -

Uh, Lucky Cat seems to have spotted him.

【11】

In the blink of an eye, Marnie saw the person coming, and couldn't help but let out a sigh: "Damn! This person looks so abstract!"

Peter had an ominous premonition. He turned his head and saw Wade Wilson. He rolled his eyes and almost turned his back. Seeing that his teammates didn't care about protecting the lucky cat, but just rolled their eyes, Wade also despised this pig teammate in his heart. IQ and tacit understanding, although his plan is just a temporary idea.

Forget it, since his teammates are relatively slow, he will do it himself.

Staring at the Lucky Cat, Wade leaned forward and bared his teeth viciously: "Robbery!"

"Sir, you have to grab a knife and then rob," Marnie smiled, looking very innocent, and then said, "Otherwise it will end badly."

Wade blinked and was still thinking about what she meant by this, but she bent down and approached the car, took out a gun from the car, loaded the bullet skillfully, and then quickly pointed it at his head, still Smilingly, he said, "For example, if you get shot in the head by me."

Wade raised his eyebrows, a little interesting.

Marnie glanced at Peter who was staring at her dumbfounded, and said coolly, "Parker, back off, leave this to me."

God damn it to you, you are not enough to crush him to death with one hand, okay?

Peter tried to reason with the two people: "Calm down, it's not very good in broad daylight, someone over there has already looked here, can't we get along peacefully?"

"You actually want to live in peace with the people who robbed you," Marnie said with a sad face, "It's a pity that you still majored in journalism, Peter, your teacher is very disappointed in you."

"I'm also very disappointed in you. You actually let a woman shoot before you. Are you stupid?" Wade said unceremoniously, then leaned on Marnie's car parked by the side of the road. Looking at Marnie, she said, "You are so brave, aren't you afraid of me?"

"I've seen scarier ones," Marnie squinted her eyes, "You're not even one-tenth of those people, now, turn around, sir, and find someone else who looks more troublesome to grab your money. "

Wade twitched the corner of his mouth with great interest: "You look like a cat with teeth and claws begging to be plucked, and the uncle really wants to stretch out his hand to bald your hair."

"Bah, you still want to molest me," Marnie still held up her gun, with a look of disdain, and touched Peter Parker's shoe, reminding, "Hurry up, call the police and send this guy to the police station."

How did this make him call the police? ? ?

Peter was very helpless, then reached out and pulled Marnie's gun, and said: "Stop, Marnie, he is my friend, I told him about you, he just wanted to make a joke with you."

Marnie's eyes wandered back and forth between the two, and she asked doubtfully, "Are you friends?"

Peter nodded helplessly: "Yes, I'm sorry Marnie, I didn't know he came with me, I hope I didn't scare you."

"Hey, I was the one who was pointed at by the gun," Wade said with a look of wtf, "Are you still worried about her being scared???"

"What he said makes sense." Marnie glanced at Wade, then put away her gun, looked at the two of them again, opened her mouth, and hesitated to speak.

Peter said sweetly, "What's the matter?"

"Well, that," Marnie cleared her throat, winked at him, and asked in a low voice, "Uh, so... are you that kind of 'friends'?"

"Huh?" Peter was at a loss.

"Hey, you can really think~" The old driver Wade Wilson understood in seconds, and then said mysteriously, "Guess?"