Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

After playing until 6 pm, Mu Cong finally got rid of the sequelae of the roller coaster and began to feel hungry.

The two girls ate and played all the way, it didn't matter whether they had dinner or not, but when they came out of Happy Valley, Lin Yan saw the advertisement for KFC at a glance, there was a seasonal matcha sundae, and there was an internet celebrity dessert Cone Hokkaido Ice Cream.

Zhou Xiaowu also noticed it, and looked back at Mu Cong, her eyes sparkling.

Mu Cong glanced at the KFC signboard reluctantly, and struggled: "Actually, I don't like chicken very much. Look, there are other restaurants over there..."

"Then eat Cod Fish Fort or Seven Shrimp Fort," Zhou Xiaowu said decisively, "What's the problem?"

Finally, the oblique moon ordered a family bucket.While licking the ice cream, Lin Yan saw Mu Cong frowning at the pile of chicken, and couldn't help thinking of Zifeng, and laughed out loud: "You don't know, when I first bought my master's Cangjian, it was called Spicy Chicken Leg Fort, There are also two trumpets on the account, one is called Nenniu Wufang, and the other is called Old Beijing Chicken Roll."

Mu Cong glanced at Xieyue secretly, "Speaking of which, when I first met Zifeng, I thought he was your love."

Lin Yan seemed to have heard a big joke, "Hahaha, don't make trouble, how could I fall in love with that handicapped man, I cut poison scriptures to compete with him, and he never won."

"...is it okay to blacken my master so much, although his operations are sometimes a bit hard to explain..." Mu Cong said, "I mainly see that he often helps you with your daily routine, and even goes on the number to catch pets for you. Your five He also bought you the limited white Roma dance for the anniversary."

"It's a glorious tradition of our school to bully masters and destroy ancestors. Also, the ones you cite are so-called luxurious gift packages from the school. My junior sisters all have the same benefits." She waved her hand, not paying attention, "Don't Look at my master's mental retardation, he's good at flirting with girls, and he has many previous relationships, more than me."

Xie Yue, who had been silent all this time, put down the Coke in her hand, with a half-smile, "Oh? Your former love?"

Zhou Xiaowu's eyes widened in surprise: "Honey, you actually found love? Why haven't I heard from you?"

She said with some distress: "I didn't look for it, it was someone else who looked for me, and it wasn't a pleasant experience in retrospect, so I didn't mention it at all."

"How many former relationships are those?" Zhou Xiaowu glanced at Xie Yue's face and asked her.

She thought for a while, "Four, just enough to make a mahjong table."

"..."

"Hey, why are you staring at me with such weird eyes? The world channel is not every day to brush swordsman, love, and three, all of them are consummated. Although I am an old salty fish, I have been consummated before! "

Zhou Xiaowu picked up a chicken wing from the family bucket and used it as a microphone, and handed it to her mouth, "This classmate, tell your story."

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Lin Yan's four love stories in Jiansan happened to be concentrated in the three months before Xieyue AFK and Zifeng's return.

The first love affair was Tangmen Jinxi Hexi, who I met on Tieba Dating Posts, with a rubbing appearance of a broken army, a deep V on the front from the neckline to the waistline, strong chest muscles are very mouth-watering, few words, sharp operation, addicted to Killing each other in the wild, full of coldness.In the middle of the night, this brother Jing Yu Pao went to bloody the red name of Datang Prison, unfortunately, he was buried at the resurrection point by members of two rival gangs. He screened the online people in the friend list and fell in love with Lin Yan : Not only is he in the Valley of the Evil with him, but he can also heal the mind.

Jinxi and He Xi didn't even bother to talk nonsense, so they chatted directly: "Do you want to have a relationship with me?"

At that time, she didn't play dungeons anymore. Every day when she went online, she would do tasks alone. She was as lonely as an avalanche, and she agreed to do it as soon as her brain got hot.

The days of being a bond milk were very miserable. Jinxi Hexi was in a civil war gang and liked to stir up trouble, causing vendettas wherever he went.At that time, she didn't like to play YY voice with others, and she was used to playing games half-heartedly. Sometimes she would cut out to watch Weibo and browse the post bar twice.Jinxi and He Xi had quarreled with her many times, and the reasons were the same each time, it was nothing more than to blame her for not flying over to nurse him in time.

If he got stuck and was delayed for 1 minute, he would throw 5000 gold if he didn’t make it to the prison in time to rescue him: “What’s the use of you coming now? Go and buy all of the Chuzhisan, Xuanhuishu, and Yijinlan.” 20, call you, you have to come right away!"

One night, when she was catching horses in Erhai Lake, Cangshan Mountain, she called from home, and told him to hang up the phone to answer the phone. When she came back, he was offline, and only a cold message was left in the private chat channel: "I need your help." You are always not here at all times, which is annoying, so I went to the movies."

The two of them went to Huahai to see the scenery, and Jinxi Hexi threw her a vow of eternal love, which was obtained from a wish, and she blew up the real orange heart bought at the pet store, and the system flashed a message in yellow letters—Jianghu Kuaima Feibao! The heroine "Liu Libai" used the legendary [True Orange Heart] against the knight "Today and Hexi" in Wanhua!In order to declare to the world the love of "Liu Libai" for "Tonight and He Xi", worship the sun and the moon as an alliance, show the world as a lesson, roaring mountains and rivers as evidence, and respect ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!

This announcement exposed their position, and it didn't take long for a few people to join her in a vendetta and beat her to death.He escaped from the battle invisibly and scolded her in the team channel: "You are stupid, why didn't you log off when the vendetta was counting down to 5 seconds? Is it cool to take someone's head for nothing?"

A few days after the Huahai incident, they fell in love for a bizarre reason.

There is a male CV in their service who is well-known in the online supporting circle, and his voice is known for his clear and gorgeous voice. Lin Yan has heard his radio dramas, and he is considered a fan of passers-by.That day she happened to join the same battle group as the male CV, so she casually posted his name for Jin Xi He Xi to see, but he suddenly lost his temper, and sent back his head and face, "It turns out that you are also a fan of brains, you are really a badass".

Lin Yan was dumbfounded, and before he could refute, YY popped up his last message: "I'm leaving, please do it yourself." Then he was thrown into the blacklist, and when he went online the next day, Jinxi Hexi's name disappeared from the friend list , he switched.

This period of Jiansan's "first love" lasted only one month.

The second relationship is still a deep V gun brother called impermanence.

She loves Nan Huangtao's Chunyang Daoist, and also loves the black-haired Gentle Brother Hua, but she has to admit that she has a certain preference for Tangmen's pectoral muscles.

This Pao Ge is the complete opposite of Jin Xi He Xi, he is a chatterbox, and Lin Yan's habit of always using YY when he turns on the computer is cultivated when playing with him.They met through friends of friends, and fought several battles together. He also accompanied her to brush pendants and battle Baojialan, and then she found Feixian Xuanjing.

Level 70 orange weapon Bi Rui Bai Lian is a beautiful weapon that every girl of the Five Poisons dreams of owning. When she is happy, she acquiesces that impermanence is her new love.

Wuchang is very good at chatting, and has a wide range of hobbies. Lin Yan and him have similar interests, and they can often chat all night.It's a pity that only two weeks later, he received a notice from the company that he was going on a business trip for half a year, and his gaming career could no longer continue, so the two of them died coolly.

Before he left, he smiled heartily and said, "I always feel like we have known each other for many years. If I return to Jiansan one day, you will introduce some thighs to take me flying."

The third relationship is Tiance, the first apprentice she accepted, and later sent her to Tieba 818.

He saw her in the main city, chatted with her secretly and asked her if she would accept her as an apprentice, and she replied honestly, "I don't know how to play Tiance." He said that it doesn't matter, he was AFK in the late 80s, as long as he taught him how to do PVP in the 90s Daily tasks are fine.

She first accompanied him to practice to the full level, and then taught him how to do daily routines, riding her little dragon to lead him the way every day.After getting to know each other for about a week, Tiance took her to the Temple of the Heavenly King of Jiguo in Shaolin, gave her a few true orange hearts, left a string of WeChat numbers, and then went offline.Looking at the instantly grayed out name in the team, she had no choice but to delete the words "I don't use WeChat" in the dialog box.

Lin Yan really doesn't like to play on WeChat, she only uses Koukou and YY, in order to explain this to Tiance, she downloaded WeChat and added him as a friend.Unexpectedly, after adding it, Tiance began to talk to her about his emotional experience. She couldn't keep up with his typing speed, and often didn't finish typing a sentence. He had already sent many messages.

After pouring out the bitterness, Tiance begged her for love. She thought about talking a lot anyway, and she didn't seem to have any bad impressions, so she agreed.

So it is really easy for people to let themselves go when they are doing nothing. In fact, in her eyes, love=playmates who pass the time together=chat partners=fixed teammates in the arena. She didn't remember a single word of Tiance's long love history. Don't worry, if this is a tree hole posted on the post bar, she will definitely reply: too long, don't read it.

The master-student relationship with Tiance only lasted for less than two weeks.

She usually likes to visit the post bar, just woke up one morning, opened the post bar as usual to see if there is a new 818, and found a private message.In the letter, a girl politely asked her if she had a relationship with Tiance.

After chatting with this girl back and forth for an hour, she finally understood the whole story. Her apprentice stepped on two boats, and at the same time picked up two girls. Coincidentally, they were both poisonous plants.

He also vowed that he would run out with that girl.

She remembered that she had seen another poisonous radish before, when she was discussing with Tiance before they were in love, a poisonous radish came to see her and asked him to go to her YY channel to chat.He said they were relatives and friends whom AFK knew before.

Poisonous Radix quickly wrote about this incident as 818, posted it on the post bar of their district server, and even exposed Tiance's photo.It wasn't until Tiance called Poisonous Flower to apologize that the post was deleted, and he also switched servers in despair that day.

In 818, Lin Yan's post bar ID was accidentally exposed. Fortunately, it was deleted quickly, and no one picked up her game vest.

The last relationship may not be considered a relationship, because just 2 minutes after reaching a consensus, the discussion immediately collapsed.

It was Jianchun who spoke with the style of a domineering president. Lin Yan met him in a certain attack and defense. Jianchun persevered in asking her to do daily work together. After a few days, he saw the time was right and asked for love.

After she agreed, Jianchun's first sentence was: "From now on, you will call me husband."

Excuseme?Didn't I play Jian San or Kou Kou Xuan Wu?

As if struck by a bolt of lightning, she categorically rejected this shameful title.

Jianchun: "How can you prove our relationship if you don't ask your husband?"

She: "Oh, there is no need to prove it, Jianghu is gone."

The author has something to say:

The descriptions of these relationships are all real people and real things, my big sword is three true rivers and lakes (doge face)