Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

When Lin Yan saw those four words, his heart felt like a hundred alpacas trampled past him.

She used to read posts with sensational titles such as "My Goddess Who Came to Repair the Plumbing", "The Big Cousin and the Second Cousin Fall in Love and Kill Each Other in the Game", "My Male Class Teacher Is a PVP Big-chested Poison Sister", etc., she I have to laugh at a handwritten post, I didn't expect to encounter a similar situation one day.

"The little white apprentice of my relatives and friends is my 15-year-old cousin".

Lin Yan first secretly rejoiced that he hid it well, denied that he was still playing Jian San, and did not reveal his true self, and decided to use Liu Libai's identity to persuade the little girl to study hard and serve the motherland every day to be a social screw, in short, play less games.

After careful consideration, she even compiled all kinds of thought-provoking, touching, and educational speeches. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that the plan was quite perfect.

something unexpected may happen any time.

A monk with red hair and a black cloak suddenly appeared on the screen. He had a disagreement, and blasted Paoluo with a true orange heart.

Tang Meng was stunned by the heart-shaped candles and the long notice in yellow letters. She pointed to the circle of crackling fireworks and asked Lin Yan, "Sister, what does my master mean?"

"...He just greeted you, rich people greet others like this, don't worry about it." Lin Yan's eyes twitched, talking nonsense.

Tang Meng obviously didn't believe it, "But the post bar said that the fireworks will be set off after confession." She happily jumped up and down in the candle, "It turns out that Master likes me~"

So today's kids just know too much. When she was playing WOW in junior high school, she knew how to post it!

She said earnestly: "A Meng, don't think wildly. Across the network cable, you don't know whether you are a dog or a human. You don't like it or not. There is a saying in our online game industry. Don't dare to be deeply in love. I'm afraid of the other party. Married; dare not count all the hexagrams, afraid of the other party's sex change..."

"How can a dog know how to play games? Sis, you are so humorous." Tang Meng smiled, didn't take it seriously, and buried her head in typing.

Lin Yan noticed that his cousin's Sogou input method skin was the male protagonist of the online game drama they talked about last time, with a white shirt and a clean smile.

It's really easy to provoke a little girl's girlish heart, which leads to fantasies.

[Team] Tantai Zimeng: Thank you, Master, I'm so hilarious!

[Team] Bihai Qingkong: Oh... Just be happy.

[Team] Tantai Zimeng: Will master always treat me so well? #poor#poor#poor

[Team] Bihaiqingkong: Yes, as long as I'm still playing.

This dialogue is so bad!Lin Yan resolutely snatched the mouse, put on the earphones, logged into YY, jumped into the guild channel, pressed F2, and scolded the target: "Master, is your brain caught by the door, and underage girls are also flirting? I want to tell Cai Cai you Deficient in morality, devoid of conscience and inhumane!"

The master was stunned on the spot, "Liu Li? What the hell, who did I flirt with?"

"Fuck, pretend, what are you doing to blow up fireworks for my cousin? Will a little girl with a love brain care more about you!"

"What, I'll blow up fireworks for your cousin?" The master finally came to his senses, "You call me an apprentice? Damn, how did Xiaobai, whom we picked up randomly in the wild, become your cousin?"

"It's not important, you explain things to me clearly!"

The master sighed at the other end, "Actually, I just wanted to feed a candied haws and let the little loli call me uncle, but I slipped my hand and made a mistake, so it's not easy to tell my apprentice that you think I'm wrong, and I'm scared too How about a jump, the fireworks are reserved for Cai Cai!"

"...Are you kidding me?" Lin Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Master, your hands are shaking at this age. I suspect that you have Alzheimer's disease in advance. Go for a checkup earlier, maybe you can be saved."

"Go away, say someone with dementia!"

After taking off the earphones, she said to Tang Meng, "Did you hear that? Your master is mentally retarded, and he lost the fireworks by mistake."

The little girl didn't understand anything at all, she just stared wide-eyed, "Sister, do you know my master?" She was a little short-sighted, looked closely at the name on YY, turned her head and whispered incredulously, "Oh, you are the leader of the gang, Sister Liuli !"

This has got to be the fastest and most boring horse drop ever.

She didn't admit it directly, put on a serious face, patted her cousin on the shoulder, and changed the subject, "A Meng, it's okay to watch less TV and post less, those are all lies, you have a final exam next month Come on, let me solve this problem for you."

"Ah! So that Xieyue Shenchen last night is your boyfriend? Master said you two are destined for each other." Tang Meng pushed aside the question book with one hand, picked up her phone and searched in WeChat, zooming in on Lin Yan and Cen Hao's group photo, "Wow, sister, my brother-in-law is not only handsome, but also super-speaking, I'm so envious of you~"

She coughed in disguise, and covered her cousin's phone screen with her hand, "Don't be envious, when you grow up, you will have a little brother to choose for you, let's get this reference book first..."

"Sister, what does my master look like? Is he handsome? He sounds mature and stable to me, like that kind of business elite." Tang Meng obviously had no interest in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and pushed the book away again, her eyes sparkling.

Business elite?Lin Yan had goosebumps for a while. Hearing this word outside of romance novels really made a difference.

She recalled the appearance of the master, with thin black-rimmed glasses and a gentle demeanor, a bit of an elite appearance, but the contrast between appearance and personality was vividly displayed in the game.

Lin Yan calmly tapped his cousin's cell phone, "Didn't I send you his photo a long time ago? That handsome young man with outstanding aesthetics is your master."

As soon as Tang Meng was reminded by her, she went to check the WeChat chat records, and was speechless for a long time in front of the picture of the nobleman who killed Matt. After a long time, she said in surprise: "Impossible, Master's voice is not so young. Ten years old, sister, are you coaxing me?"

"How could it be? If you don't believe me, I'll ask him to confirm with you later." She stood up clutching her phone, "But I have something urgent, so I'll make a call first."

Hiding in the bathroom of his aunt's house, Lin Yan threatened the master by phone.

"My cousin was blown out of her head by your true orange. I was afraid that she would come up with some lingering script about the relationship between a master and a student who forgets the age, so let's hurry up and solve it with one blow."

The master was horrified by what she said, and asked: "The solution?"

"Wait no matter what you see, my cousin's question, you have to answer 'yes', understand?"

"……All right."

"Holy monk, I am optimistic about you."

Back in the room, she unplugged the headphones from the computer and replaced them with in-ear earbuds for mobile phones. She shared one side with her cousin, and then forwarded the blond hedgehog-head Shamat to the master through WeChat, signaling the little girl to open it. wheat.Tang Meng was nervous and shy, and called out "Master".

The master responded with a "hmm".

"Master looked at the phone, my sister said the photo, the person in the photo is you..." Tang Meng stammered, "Is it true?"

There was a short ringtone from far away, followed by a long silence.

"it's me."

From the distorted and toned words, Lin Yan felt that the back molars of the master were about to be crushed.She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, she pursed her lips tightly.

"Uh, master, I don't mean anything else. In fact, I admire special and maverick people. I think it's good to stick to your own personality..."

"Thank you for your understanding, apprentice." The master's voice seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, and his gums ached along with it.

At this time, Lin Yan's aunt suddenly came in from the outside, saw the two of them sitting in front of the computer, and frowned, "A Meng, I told you to follow your sister to do the problem, and then ran to play."

Tang Meng shrank her neck, and quickly took off the earplugs. Lin Yan quickly turned off YY, and then went to close Jiansan. Unexpectedly, the computer screen was stuck at the exit game, and there was no response for a long time, so he had to kick the start button on the case. Force shutdown.

Her aunt's eyes were sharp, and she could see that they were playing games, her face became more serious, and she was not good at disciplining other people's children, so she just scolded Tang Meng: "Okay, don't learn, just learn these messy things, forget you How many people have passed the midterm exam?"

The little girl murmured and didn't dare to answer, Lin Yan immediately said: "Gun, it's none of A Meng's business, I insisted on opening the game to play, she just looked around, she didn't know anything."

Lin Yan's mother followed when she heard the movement, and she blamed her a little: "Ah Yan, you are so good, let's just love to play, and you won't set a good example in front of your sister." "A Meng is usually very well-behaved. It's rare for her to take a few days off. It's okay to let her relax."

"Sister-in-law, this kid is not as smart as Ah Yan. He learns everything a little slower than him, and if he relaxes, he won't be able to catch up." Her aunt didn't listen to the persuasion, and when she saw the phone on the table, she grabbed it in her hand, "If you're not serious, I won't even bring you my mobile phone, so I won't be thinking about playing all day long."

The side button of the phone was pressed, the screen lit up, and the photo of the Shamat aristocrat was exposed in front of everyone's noses.

Time froze for an instant, her aunt pointed at the photo, nearly poked a hole in the screen, and asked, "A Meng, who is this? Did you meet some dubious little bastard outside?"

Lin Yan was wailing silently in his heart, whether this accident after another could stop.

She bit the bullet and said, "Gu, I sent it to Ah Meng. It's my good friend in the game. It looks a little scary, but in fact he just likes to engage in performance art..."

"Which serious friend would dress up like this, alas, Ah Yan, I always say that your parents care too little about you and always let you do whatever you want, and you are not afraid of being cheated. They are liars who only deceive female students like you." Her aunt sighed and began to talk about the dangers of making friends online, citing various cases from legal programs.

Lin Yan heard black lines popping up.Unlike Tang Meng, she was rarely controlled by her family since she was a child. Her parents only hope that she will be healthy and carefree, no matter whether she likes to climb trees and roll mud or play games and read comics.Although she has a low EQ, she has a good IQ. She finished college smoothly and was recommended to graduate school, which even her parents didn't expect.

Her aunt is still gushing: "Don't think that high-achieving students won't be deceived. You haven't seen so many girls from prestigious universities. Once they are verbally abused, it's like a muscle is missing. You can't stop them." , was not only cheated of money, but also cheated of sex..."

"Mom, all the friends my sister makes online are good people." Tang Meng timidly interrupted her mother's long talk, "And my sister's boyfriend also plays games with her, so cheaters can't provoke my sister."

A drop of cold sweat slowly fell from Lin Yan's forehead.

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