Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

It was too late to explain Kaifeng Cai's unique preference for voice changers to the master, and the arena started.

Jun Tai rode out on a runaway wild horse, and was 60 feet away in an instant. Lin Yan chased him halfway, and watched the dungeon on the opposite side burst into water and chaos, and gave his head It exploded.

"..." Her berserk mode almost got out of control, and before she was ready to explode, someone spoke out before her.

"Guapi Tiance, your horse is so smooth, why don't you go to the fancy equestrian show?" Kaifengcai said in a rough Chinese voice, and said that his younger brother was majestic, "There are mountains and tigers, but they are all handsome." Three seconds, if you go up, you will give away the head in a fancy way, if you have two lives, are you still planning to buy one and get one free?"

"Boss, I was wrong, I'm a hot chicken." Jun Tai admitted his mistake with sincerity, and his tone was brisk, as if he was used to it, "I must reflect on myself, and I will lie down and watch you come back, and make sure to call 666 clearly powerful."

The game was 4 vs 5. Fortunately, the opponents were trumpets. The master, escorted by two nannies, shot a child, and the battle ended quickly.

After he came out, Kaifengcai boldly stated that although the two younger brothers played the same game as Xiang, and even sent them to death, they had a correct attitude and definitely could stand criticism.

The master said quietly: "Oh, it's okay, let's go."

Through a computer screen, he could feel his lovelessness at this moment.

Lin Yan privately chatted, "This is a young lady who has turned on a voice changer and her original voice is very nice." When she looked up, she found that the master had entered the picture again, and the message probably hadn't been received.

Thinking that the world is the biggest arena, if there is any misunderstanding, she will not bother to explain it.

In good conscience, when it comes to things like trolling teammates in the arena, Lin Yan has always been familiar with the road, and he does his part until he encounters Kaifeng Cai.

It's not that she doesn't want to spray, but she can't find a chance at all, because Kaifeng Cai has sprayed everything she wants to spray.

In a certain scene, Xiutai threw the thunderbolt on the Cangyun shield and then opened it in seconds to release the control. Then the sword broke and smashed into the second shield, successfully sealing herself inside.

Kaifeng Cai: "The acting is pretty good, I won't give you a dime for the performance if you add so many scenes without authorization!"

In another scene, Mrs. Jun jumped back coquettishly in a windmill, and was blown to the point where there was only residual blood left.

Kaifengcai: "My mind is full of coquettish operations, but my hands look like I have polio. How dare you give me a backflip?"

In the end, she was already interested in listening to Kaifeng dishes with a learning attitude.

"Did you see that auntie's red carpet? Did you see it? What the hell! You don't have a sword on the opposite side. If you say you're blind, you're really blind. Blindness doesn't stop you from rushing forward to give you warmth!"

"Don't make excuses, use your heart to understand how I want to throw the piano on the faces of you two mentally retarded people."

"Are you planning to piss me off so you can inherit the 500 pieces of silver in my warehouse?"

The twins have a big boss, the boss, and the king. After being taught the lesson, they are very modest, and they keep praising how sharp they are, and they almost didn't wave the flag.

Kaifengcai did not forget to give praise and encouragement to the other two teammates who were dragged into the water while he was fighting against his younger brother.

"Master, your self-sacrifice is great, I feel so safe."

"Emma's bead-grabbing seal just now was too timely. The victory in this wave depends entirely on you. You are amazing, my master."

"Liuli, your breasts are really big, this holy hand has breastfed at least eighty-eight thousand."

"Hahaha, with Qiandie's damage reduction, I don't have to go to the sky to hide from the windmill, so hug the little poisonous radish."

If the picture is supplemented by sound, in the master's imagination, the above words all come from the mouth of a mighty and majestic man, and the mental impact he received is self-evident.

[Secret chat] Bihai Qingkong whispers to you: I can't take it anymore, this guy can chatter better than you in the arena.

[Secret chat] Bihai Qingkong whispers to you: The vocabulary is really rich, and you can talk about people without repetition. Compared with him, you are at the level of a primary school student.

[Secret Chat] Bihai Qingkong quietly said to you: So here comes the question, can I unplug the network cable and install a power outage?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Bihai Qingkong: Hey, if you want to be able to type this in the arena, your hand speed will already be 3000 points, let me tell you!

When the two had a friendly and peaceful exchange in private, Kaifengcai suddenly disappeared.

Mrs. Jun went to the next door to take a look, and came back to report: "The boss kicked the power cord in a moment of excitement, the computer is powered off, and it is restarting."

Xiutai began to fly around like an ADHD with light work, and said happily: "The boss's computer only takes 10 seconds to turn on, brother, sister, wait a moment, chatter."

Seeing that this was a good opportunity to escape, the master decisively forked Jian San, cleared his throat, "I think everyone is tired from beating today, why don't you disband Freedom first..."

"I'm sorry, I'm back. I haven't waited long, have I?"

Different from Lin Yan's crisp and bright voice, the girl who spoke had a delicate voice, with a bit of cute whine, crispy.

She reminded: "Cai Cai, you forgot to turn on the voice changer."

"Too impatient to take care of it. By the way, I heard the master say no more when I came in?" Kai Fengcai seemed a little embarrassed, "This winning rate is really embarrassing, why don't we just stop here?"

"No, I lost more than 100 points. I still have more than 2000 points to lose. Continue." The master quickly corrected, "It's just that the accelerator is unstable and disconnected. Just change the node and reconnect."

After logging back into the game, he immediately poked Lin Yan to ask for an explanation.

[Secret Chat] Bihai Qingkong quietly said to you: Why didn't you tell me that she is a real girl!

[Secret chat] You whispered to Bihai Qingkong: ...I said I was a young lady, so you blame me for not being able to hear the loud current from the voice changer?

[Secret chat] Bihaiqingkong whispers to you: I don't even believe in punctuation marks!

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Bihai Qingkong: You have said it 800 times, please change to another kind of crab.

Although Kaifeng Cai's previous performance was a little far from the standard of a beautiful voice, sweet and tender, but the master immediately thought about it, who doesn't have any personality these days.

So the next 55 became a veritable entertainment team, and everyone played happily, even if the record was ugly.

At around five o'clock in the afternoon, Tai Yi jumped onto Lin Yan's computer desk, her fat body blocked her screen, her fleshy paws held down the mouse, and her big round eyes looked at her innocently.

"Meow~meow~"

She stroked the cat's back with two handfuls of fur, Taiyi took advantage of the situation and lay down, pillowing her right hand, it seemed that she would not let her stop because of the trouble.

"It's time to smoke cats, let's take a break first." She dropped the mouse, and casually picked up a feather stick from the side to tease Taiyi.

Everyone else heard the meowing of the cat, Jun Tai spoke quickly and asked curiously, "Sister Liuli, what is cat sucking?"

She replied solemnly: "It's the same as taking drugs. Both have addiction."

"Hahaha!" Kaifengcai laughed heartily, without the disguise of a voice changer, her laughter was sweet and playful, "I heard that I have a cat Jiansan at home and I will play soon, you have a cat and a boyfriend, I guess There are not a few days left to play games."

The master calmly echoed: "Her severe internet addiction for many years has shown signs of improvement recently, and she will be discharged from the hospital in a while. Congratulations, let's let go of this game as soon as possible and concentrate on harming the oblique moon."

After chatting for a while, the energetic twins clamored to go to the wild to brush heads.

"You've given it away all afternoon and you've given it a sense of accomplishment. The weak chicken still wants to go out in the wild like others?" Kaifengcai sent a contemptuous expression.

"It's easy to take the head." The master said, "Come with me, and Shenxing goes to black Gobi to do something."

Now even the Kaifeng dish followed suit.Lin Yan was busy petting cats, and only listened in on YY's big event—the massacre studio.

Black Gobi Xingxinghai has a large number of studio camp accounts with scripts to do tasks, and they will be automatically resurrected when they die, with unlimited rewards and endless kills.In an instant, the guild channel of Zhuhuatinglang was flooded by the master's killing shouts, the sound effects of the skills of Jun Taizhan Bafang and Xiutai Sword God Wuwo rustled in the ear, and the dubbing of the moray plug-in "Kill it" It is endless.

Naige didn't even have a level A, Kaifeng Cai saw that they were fighting hard, so he cut Mo Wen's mind, wore a set of tattered output equipment, and happily participated in the head grab.

After killing for more than half an hour, the siblings were called to have dinner, and the bloody sea of ​​stars returned to calm.

Before leaving, Kaifengcai confessed earnestly: "Master, come to kill another wave at night, and see who will be the first to kill thousands of people."

Xiutai interjected: "Boss, today is the weekend, Brother Monk might go on a date."

"Tch, some of the pvp human heads have nightlife, children know how to knit."

Uh, it sounds like I can't refute it, it's really a blow to the older youth who is single and has been rejected many times.

The master pretended not to understand.

He has been fighting swords for several years, stabbing people with a stick whenever he has nothing to do, and the number of kills has already exceeded [-], but since the girl has made an appointment, if he doesn't agree, it will be a debt of IQ.

Seeing that everyone had dispersed to eat, Lin Yan carried Tai Yi to the kitchen, made some cat food for the master, and then seriously thought about what he should take to fill his stomach while watching it eat.

You can't follow the example of a cat eating bonito flakes mixed with leftover rice and soy sauce.

In the end, she walked two streets to eat a casserole rice noodle with a good reputation, and bought some snacks suitable for killing time. Unexpectedly, on the way back, the weather changed, the wind was blowing loudly, and it was still bright The sky also darkened in a blink of an eye.

In the evening in May, the showers came pouring down.

She has already walked to the outskirts of the residential area. Apart from the fence and low landscape trees along the way, there is no place to hide from the rain. She simply hugged her bag tightly and ran home against the wind and rain. The road was slippery due to water entering , The shoes almost ran away.

After finally rushing to the door of the house, most of her body was wet, and the wind brought out a chilly feeling.She looked for the keys in the bag, from front to back, from left to right, even turned over the interlayer where the card was placed, and only found out a keychain pendant with long grass emoticons.

After carefully staring at the pendant and thinking about it, her eyelids twitched.The pendant with the key on it should be Yan Tuanzi who flew the plane, so why did he turn into a turtle rider? !

She realized something was wrong.

She didn't bring the key.

The author has something to say:

Wow, why do I have to start the four-character chapter title, I can't start it anymore, I want to destroy the formation!