Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]
Chapter 3 03
During the half year when the oblique moon disappeared, Lin Yan's gaming world was full of turmoil, but there were also small waves from time to time.
First of all, her personal master Zifeng returned after five months in AFK.
Lin Yan's original account was Wanhua Chengnian, with dark haired eyes, full of tenderness and gracefulness in capital letters and bold, but Wanhua's map is really full of malice for Lu Chi.She played for three days, got lost countless times, and still couldn't find where the master Dongfang Yuxuan was, so she had to delete the number and start again with tears streaming down her face.
When she met Zifeng, she had already reached level 70 all the way.That day, she went back to the school to meditate as usual, drank tea with the senior brother NPC, and stood at the entrance of the main altar, thinking about where to upgrade.
In Jiansan in the 80s, there were very few appearances in the mall, unlike the red-haired and blond dresses that players can spend fancy money on now.She was reluctant to buy 200 yuan ready-to-wear, so she bought a martial arts suit. It has impressive breasts, long legs and thin waist. Come on the purple butterfly wings.With a strange color scheme, she made such an enchanting and poisonous sister beyond words.
Zifeng didn't hide a sword at first, he was a man with five poisons, he rode a green chinchilla that didn't even have a harness and passed by her, he was shocked by her unique taste, stopped to observe her for a long time, and then Send out a double ride invite.
At that time, she had no notion of beauty, ugliness, or rich and poor about Jian San's appearance. Seeing that this poisonous brother from the same family was wearing a wide burqa, a pair of baggy knickers underneath, and a gray and bald horse, she didn't think much about it, and threw her chest mount.
Zifeng took her all over the map of the Five Poisons. The two of them rode together in the setting sun, their youth without regrets.
A few years later, when they brought up the past, they all sighed in unison: You used to be so ugly that your eyes hurt!
Later, she worshiped Zifeng as her personal master.At that time, he had only reached the full level for two weeks, and he was still a novice with no equipment. At most, he was better than her in recognizing the way, so he dared to pick her up and go back to the captivity. , running around all night to upgrade to a level, the progress is very touching.
At that time, the Martial Arts channel posted "ten poisonous guys, nine monsters, and one gay guy" all day long.A true poisonous brother like Zifeng who loves to play healing techniques and is as straight as a javelin can be described as a clean stream.
One day in Black Dragon Marsh, he attracted a lot of monsters, but the broken equipment that mixed healing equipment and output equipment couldn't bear it anymore, he typed desperately: "Apprentice, give me blood, ah, ah, I'm going to die! "It made her jump up and down in anxiety, and the target was him, but the skill bar was always black, and in the end, she could only watch helplessly as he was tortured to death by a bunch of Tianyi Sect mobs.
The master and the apprentice carefully analyzed why there was no blood in the milk, and came to a very reliable conclusion: it must be the wrong way to open the game.So she logged in several times repeatedly, but as long as Zifeng and the mobs were masturbating, her ice silkworm could not be released.
We played probably a fake sword three.The good master, who was so dead that his underpants were red, announced with great pain.Without any explanation, he put a huge black pot on Jiansan's head.
She went to the sect post bar to ask for advice humbly, and then she realized that Zifeng belongs to the Valley of the Evil. She is neutral, and different camps cannot heal each other when fighting in the wild.So as soon as she reached level 80, she walked through Sansheng Road without hesitation, went straight to the hut of the owner of the valley, Wang Yifeng, and joined the Valley of the Evil.
It can be seen that she also has a baby bird complex.
Her computer is not good, and her campus network is scumbag. She plays Jiansan and blocks characters all the year round. Except for the back of her own head, she can only see a bunch of names dangling in front of her eyes. What Li Feisha, Old White Hair, and Cheng Wu are all a hundred thousand away from her. Eight thousand miles away, the only thing that left an impression on me was Master's bloomers and that gray green chinchilla.
Lin Yan, who was brought up through hard work, was very firm in his belief that his master was an incomparably sharp master during the days when he had never been exposed to fighting and killing.Even if Du Ge's movement of pulling the silk with the ice silkworm looks like a purple light shooting out from his crotch, it doesn't affect his tall and stalwart image in the slightest.
After she reached the full level, in order to let her, a newcomer, become an old fried dough stick as soon as possible, Zifeng scraped together enough equipment to play a 10-person dungeon, and shamelessly begged the leader to bring another trumpet. For the teaching group, Lin Yan was let into the group to lie dead and pick up trash.
So the master and apprentice officially became the Mushroom Party, and began to study equipment and dungeon play.She also joined the group leader's gang, and quickly grew into a PVE poison classic who wanted to output kidneys in two months.
She has a fixed regiment, has a nanny who is dedicated to her, has accumulated gold coins, and has become relatives and friends with the regiment leader, but Zifeng is busy with work, and the time to go home is getting later and later. Fixed the group, leaving the last sentence "I have to go back to my hometown" and bid farewell to Jiansan.
Not long after Zifeng left, Jiansan entered the 90s, and the head of the gang took most of the gang to the new server, but Lin Yan insisted on staying.Then she felt that Sister Yu's stunning appearance was too little, so she bought another loli number and renamed it "Liuli Bai".Then she stepped into the arena, opened the door to a new world, turned around and abandoned the copy, and embarked on the road of no return for the poor three generations of PVP.
After five months of reunion, the master and the apprentice recalled the past and looked forward to the future in YY.Zifeng, who was forced by her parents to resign and go back to her hometown to get married, finally escaped from the hell of a blind date. What she experienced during the period was really sad to hear, and shed tears when she saw it.
"It's okay to be single. You will be single for a long time to come." She comforted him with sincerity.
Zifeng hadn't touched a computer for several months, and was shocked to hear that her apprentice had turned into a ferocious PVP human head dog. She quickly opened 5173 to check the number, and finally bought a hidden sword that was so handsome from hair to feet.
It was only after I saw it on the account that I found out that the game ID of Hidden Sword is also very handsome, called Spicy Chicken Drumstick Fort.
When Lin Yan saw his new account, he immediately picked up his phone: "Stop talking, I'll order a KFC takeaway first."
Seeing the name, Zifeng also felt very hungry, so she decided to change the name, and since then began a new life of "the river flows eastward, the crane will go away and never look back".As for how his love and dreams were shattered by Lin Yan who switched to berserk mode in the arena, that's all for later.
After Zifeng returned, Zhou Xiaowu was sent to Jiansan by Amway.
She is not in good health, she is on leave from school to recuperate at home, and she is extremely bored all day long, looking at the screenshots and videos on Lin Yan's Weibo, she couldn't help but come and play with the little girl Qixiu who was spinning around.
Lin Yan and Zifeng taught her bit by bit in YY, took her to learn experience in the notebook, and followed her like a hen guarding her cubs to watch her do tasks. money and materials.Accompanied by friends, the days passed quickly, and half a month later, she reached the full level, and under careful cultivation and teaching, she became a standard PVP milk show who didn't know which way the copy door opened.
In the blink of an eye, it was March of the next year, and Lin Yan counted the days, and he had unknowingly completed a year in Jiansan.She checked the list of friends from top to bottom. On this river and lake road, there are thousands of winds and winds. Some people give up and others return.
Arbor Day was Zhou Xiaowu's birthday. She made an appointment with Lin Yan to eat hot pot in advance, and said that Mu Cong would also bring a friend.
"He's a handsome guy, his name is Cen Hao, Cong Cong's senior. It's been two years since he graduated. Back in school, he was in a club with two of them. Cong Cong was also the head of his fan club, hahaha." Zhou Xiaowu blacked out her boyfriend Not at all polite.
At the Huahua hot pot restaurant, when Lin Yan saw Cen Hao for the first time, there was no big fluctuation in her heart except "Oh, he is really a handsome guy". A plate? I can finish it."
Zhou Xiaowu scooped up a spoonful of crispy sausage and gave it to her, "My dear, open up a bit, let go and eat, Congcong pays the bill tonight, be steady."
Mu Cong pretended to grin his teeth on the other end: "Sister, don't you see that there is poverty in my smile? Spare me." It made them laugh out loud.
Cen Hao came here right after get off work. He was still wearing a suit with a light blue shirt inside, a silver-gray tie, and a long gray coat on the back of the chair. He behaved and spoke very well.He asked how Zhou Xiaowu was doing with concern, and then looked at Lin Yan, "The bottom of the pot is very spicy, do you want some herbal tea? I'll go out and buy it."
Lin Yan was concentrating on eating, when he heard his words, a chopstick of beef stopped in mid-air, "Huh? Uh, no need, it's a little bit spicy."
"I heard that girls who can eat spicy food look pretty, and it's true."
She was originally born with beautiful features and fair skin, but at this moment her lips were hot and red, and she appeared to have a small face as white as fresh snow, and her thick long eyelashes fluttered, only then did she realize that he was praising her.
Putting the meat into her mouth, she did not hide her elation: "This is really delicious, I feel like I can eat a cow again."
Zhou Xiaowu almost sprayed her with salt soda, "No, you have to follow the routine if you are teased, you should ask him if you want to make an appointment."
She plausibly said: "No appointment, I have to play games every day, and I have to care for many two-dimensional male gods, so I am busy."
Mu Cong interjected and asked, "Hey, how's your game going? I think Xiao Wu is always beaming when she talks about it, as if she's playing very well."
"Of course, there are dramas everywhere, 818 emerges endlessly, and there are countless scumbags, little three, little four, little five." Lin Yan threatened him, "Hold your wife tight, maybe someday someone will shake her in the same city in the game." Shake away."
Zhou Xiaowu laughed and fell on her shoulder.
Cen Hao's cell phone on the table turned on, and exotic tunes played faintly, and the vicissitudes of the atmosphere were somewhat sad, and the noisy hot pot restaurant was like desert yellow sand spreading all over the sky.He got up to answer the phone, but Lin Yan's hand holding the soup spoon stopped suddenly, "Huh? I said it sounded familiar, the ringtone just now was the background music of Jian San Ming Sect."
Mu Cong was taken aback, "Jian San? Isn't that right, seniors also play online games?"
"Ha, I'll find out if I ask later, what if I take it together?" Zhou Xiaowu's eyes lit up, "Then I have thighs to hug again."
Lin Yan said casually: "Impossible, there are so many servers in Jiansan, if it's really the same server, I'll go to Tieba and eat ten plates of special fat beef live."
When Cen Hao hung up the phone and returned to his seat, he noticed that their eyes became extremely enthusiastic.
"What's the matter? It looks like he found Tang Monk's flesh." He joked.
"Senior, are you playing Sword Three?"
He was a little surprised, "How do you know? I played before, but recently I was busy with office affairs and took care of my grandma. It's been a long time since I played." He glanced at the two girls across the table, "Huh? Could it be The game you just mentioned is Sword Three?"
Lin Yan nodded, reported the name of the district server, and asked curiously, "Which server were you on before AFK?"
"Coincidentally, it's the same as you."
Zhou Xiaowu bumped her best friend's shoulder, and said excitedly: "Look, look, what am I talking about? We are destined to meet from a thousand miles away! It's over, today these ten plates of special fat beef will be packed for you."
The corner of his mouth raised a beautiful arc, "What's your name in the game? I just plan to go back and have a look in the next two days. If you two sisters are free, take me with you?"
"Okay, you come to ask me to be your master, and I will take you! My name is Xiaoxiaowu, small and small, dancing dance, is a milk show."
Lin Yan took a bite of Flammulina velutipes, carelessly. "Liu Libai."
"Well, it turned out to be you, little poisonous radish." He rested his chin on one hand, and his magnetic voice was filled with a deep smile.
She raised her head, her eyes widening.
"I'm the Mingjiao who was issued a good card by you, the slanting moon is sinking."
First of all, her personal master Zifeng returned after five months in AFK.
Lin Yan's original account was Wanhua Chengnian, with dark haired eyes, full of tenderness and gracefulness in capital letters and bold, but Wanhua's map is really full of malice for Lu Chi.She played for three days, got lost countless times, and still couldn't find where the master Dongfang Yuxuan was, so she had to delete the number and start again with tears streaming down her face.
When she met Zifeng, she had already reached level 70 all the way.That day, she went back to the school to meditate as usual, drank tea with the senior brother NPC, and stood at the entrance of the main altar, thinking about where to upgrade.
In Jiansan in the 80s, there were very few appearances in the mall, unlike the red-haired and blond dresses that players can spend fancy money on now.She was reluctant to buy 200 yuan ready-to-wear, so she bought a martial arts suit. It has impressive breasts, long legs and thin waist. Come on the purple butterfly wings.With a strange color scheme, she made such an enchanting and poisonous sister beyond words.
Zifeng didn't hide a sword at first, he was a man with five poisons, he rode a green chinchilla that didn't even have a harness and passed by her, he was shocked by her unique taste, stopped to observe her for a long time, and then Send out a double ride invite.
At that time, she had no notion of beauty, ugliness, or rich and poor about Jian San's appearance. Seeing that this poisonous brother from the same family was wearing a wide burqa, a pair of baggy knickers underneath, and a gray and bald horse, she didn't think much about it, and threw her chest mount.
Zifeng took her all over the map of the Five Poisons. The two of them rode together in the setting sun, their youth without regrets.
A few years later, when they brought up the past, they all sighed in unison: You used to be so ugly that your eyes hurt!
Later, she worshiped Zifeng as her personal master.At that time, he had only reached the full level for two weeks, and he was still a novice with no equipment. At most, he was better than her in recognizing the way, so he dared to pick her up and go back to the captivity. , running around all night to upgrade to a level, the progress is very touching.
At that time, the Martial Arts channel posted "ten poisonous guys, nine monsters, and one gay guy" all day long.A true poisonous brother like Zifeng who loves to play healing techniques and is as straight as a javelin can be described as a clean stream.
One day in Black Dragon Marsh, he attracted a lot of monsters, but the broken equipment that mixed healing equipment and output equipment couldn't bear it anymore, he typed desperately: "Apprentice, give me blood, ah, ah, I'm going to die! "It made her jump up and down in anxiety, and the target was him, but the skill bar was always black, and in the end, she could only watch helplessly as he was tortured to death by a bunch of Tianyi Sect mobs.
The master and the apprentice carefully analyzed why there was no blood in the milk, and came to a very reliable conclusion: it must be the wrong way to open the game.So she logged in several times repeatedly, but as long as Zifeng and the mobs were masturbating, her ice silkworm could not be released.
We played probably a fake sword three.The good master, who was so dead that his underpants were red, announced with great pain.Without any explanation, he put a huge black pot on Jiansan's head.
She went to the sect post bar to ask for advice humbly, and then she realized that Zifeng belongs to the Valley of the Evil. She is neutral, and different camps cannot heal each other when fighting in the wild.So as soon as she reached level 80, she walked through Sansheng Road without hesitation, went straight to the hut of the owner of the valley, Wang Yifeng, and joined the Valley of the Evil.
It can be seen that she also has a baby bird complex.
Her computer is not good, and her campus network is scumbag. She plays Jiansan and blocks characters all the year round. Except for the back of her own head, she can only see a bunch of names dangling in front of her eyes. What Li Feisha, Old White Hair, and Cheng Wu are all a hundred thousand away from her. Eight thousand miles away, the only thing that left an impression on me was Master's bloomers and that gray green chinchilla.
Lin Yan, who was brought up through hard work, was very firm in his belief that his master was an incomparably sharp master during the days when he had never been exposed to fighting and killing.Even if Du Ge's movement of pulling the silk with the ice silkworm looks like a purple light shooting out from his crotch, it doesn't affect his tall and stalwart image in the slightest.
After she reached the full level, in order to let her, a newcomer, become an old fried dough stick as soon as possible, Zifeng scraped together enough equipment to play a 10-person dungeon, and shamelessly begged the leader to bring another trumpet. For the teaching group, Lin Yan was let into the group to lie dead and pick up trash.
So the master and apprentice officially became the Mushroom Party, and began to study equipment and dungeon play.She also joined the group leader's gang, and quickly grew into a PVE poison classic who wanted to output kidneys in two months.
She has a fixed regiment, has a nanny who is dedicated to her, has accumulated gold coins, and has become relatives and friends with the regiment leader, but Zifeng is busy with work, and the time to go home is getting later and later. Fixed the group, leaving the last sentence "I have to go back to my hometown" and bid farewell to Jiansan.
Not long after Zifeng left, Jiansan entered the 90s, and the head of the gang took most of the gang to the new server, but Lin Yan insisted on staying.Then she felt that Sister Yu's stunning appearance was too little, so she bought another loli number and renamed it "Liuli Bai".Then she stepped into the arena, opened the door to a new world, turned around and abandoned the copy, and embarked on the road of no return for the poor three generations of PVP.
After five months of reunion, the master and the apprentice recalled the past and looked forward to the future in YY.Zifeng, who was forced by her parents to resign and go back to her hometown to get married, finally escaped from the hell of a blind date. What she experienced during the period was really sad to hear, and shed tears when she saw it.
"It's okay to be single. You will be single for a long time to come." She comforted him with sincerity.
Zifeng hadn't touched a computer for several months, and was shocked to hear that her apprentice had turned into a ferocious PVP human head dog. She quickly opened 5173 to check the number, and finally bought a hidden sword that was so handsome from hair to feet.
It was only after I saw it on the account that I found out that the game ID of Hidden Sword is also very handsome, called Spicy Chicken Drumstick Fort.
When Lin Yan saw his new account, he immediately picked up his phone: "Stop talking, I'll order a KFC takeaway first."
Seeing the name, Zifeng also felt very hungry, so she decided to change the name, and since then began a new life of "the river flows eastward, the crane will go away and never look back".As for how his love and dreams were shattered by Lin Yan who switched to berserk mode in the arena, that's all for later.
After Zifeng returned, Zhou Xiaowu was sent to Jiansan by Amway.
She is not in good health, she is on leave from school to recuperate at home, and she is extremely bored all day long, looking at the screenshots and videos on Lin Yan's Weibo, she couldn't help but come and play with the little girl Qixiu who was spinning around.
Lin Yan and Zifeng taught her bit by bit in YY, took her to learn experience in the notebook, and followed her like a hen guarding her cubs to watch her do tasks. money and materials.Accompanied by friends, the days passed quickly, and half a month later, she reached the full level, and under careful cultivation and teaching, she became a standard PVP milk show who didn't know which way the copy door opened.
In the blink of an eye, it was March of the next year, and Lin Yan counted the days, and he had unknowingly completed a year in Jiansan.She checked the list of friends from top to bottom. On this river and lake road, there are thousands of winds and winds. Some people give up and others return.
Arbor Day was Zhou Xiaowu's birthday. She made an appointment with Lin Yan to eat hot pot in advance, and said that Mu Cong would also bring a friend.
"He's a handsome guy, his name is Cen Hao, Cong Cong's senior. It's been two years since he graduated. Back in school, he was in a club with two of them. Cong Cong was also the head of his fan club, hahaha." Zhou Xiaowu blacked out her boyfriend Not at all polite.
At the Huahua hot pot restaurant, when Lin Yan saw Cen Hao for the first time, there was no big fluctuation in her heart except "Oh, he is really a handsome guy". A plate? I can finish it."
Zhou Xiaowu scooped up a spoonful of crispy sausage and gave it to her, "My dear, open up a bit, let go and eat, Congcong pays the bill tonight, be steady."
Mu Cong pretended to grin his teeth on the other end: "Sister, don't you see that there is poverty in my smile? Spare me." It made them laugh out loud.
Cen Hao came here right after get off work. He was still wearing a suit with a light blue shirt inside, a silver-gray tie, and a long gray coat on the back of the chair. He behaved and spoke very well.He asked how Zhou Xiaowu was doing with concern, and then looked at Lin Yan, "The bottom of the pot is very spicy, do you want some herbal tea? I'll go out and buy it."
Lin Yan was concentrating on eating, when he heard his words, a chopstick of beef stopped in mid-air, "Huh? Uh, no need, it's a little bit spicy."
"I heard that girls who can eat spicy food look pretty, and it's true."
She was originally born with beautiful features and fair skin, but at this moment her lips were hot and red, and she appeared to have a small face as white as fresh snow, and her thick long eyelashes fluttered, only then did she realize that he was praising her.
Putting the meat into her mouth, she did not hide her elation: "This is really delicious, I feel like I can eat a cow again."
Zhou Xiaowu almost sprayed her with salt soda, "No, you have to follow the routine if you are teased, you should ask him if you want to make an appointment."
She plausibly said: "No appointment, I have to play games every day, and I have to care for many two-dimensional male gods, so I am busy."
Mu Cong interjected and asked, "Hey, how's your game going? I think Xiao Wu is always beaming when she talks about it, as if she's playing very well."
"Of course, there are dramas everywhere, 818 emerges endlessly, and there are countless scumbags, little three, little four, little five." Lin Yan threatened him, "Hold your wife tight, maybe someday someone will shake her in the same city in the game." Shake away."
Zhou Xiaowu laughed and fell on her shoulder.
Cen Hao's cell phone on the table turned on, and exotic tunes played faintly, and the vicissitudes of the atmosphere were somewhat sad, and the noisy hot pot restaurant was like desert yellow sand spreading all over the sky.He got up to answer the phone, but Lin Yan's hand holding the soup spoon stopped suddenly, "Huh? I said it sounded familiar, the ringtone just now was the background music of Jian San Ming Sect."
Mu Cong was taken aback, "Jian San? Isn't that right, seniors also play online games?"
"Ha, I'll find out if I ask later, what if I take it together?" Zhou Xiaowu's eyes lit up, "Then I have thighs to hug again."
Lin Yan said casually: "Impossible, there are so many servers in Jiansan, if it's really the same server, I'll go to Tieba and eat ten plates of special fat beef live."
When Cen Hao hung up the phone and returned to his seat, he noticed that their eyes became extremely enthusiastic.
"What's the matter? It looks like he found Tang Monk's flesh." He joked.
"Senior, are you playing Sword Three?"
He was a little surprised, "How do you know? I played before, but recently I was busy with office affairs and took care of my grandma. It's been a long time since I played." He glanced at the two girls across the table, "Huh? Could it be The game you just mentioned is Sword Three?"
Lin Yan nodded, reported the name of the district server, and asked curiously, "Which server were you on before AFK?"
"Coincidentally, it's the same as you."
Zhou Xiaowu bumped her best friend's shoulder, and said excitedly: "Look, look, what am I talking about? We are destined to meet from a thousand miles away! It's over, today these ten plates of special fat beef will be packed for you."
The corner of his mouth raised a beautiful arc, "What's your name in the game? I just plan to go back and have a look in the next two days. If you two sisters are free, take me with you?"
"Okay, you come to ask me to be your master, and I will take you! My name is Xiaoxiaowu, small and small, dancing dance, is a milk show."
Lin Yan took a bite of Flammulina velutipes, carelessly. "Liu Libai."
"Well, it turned out to be you, little poisonous radish." He rested his chin on one hand, and his magnetic voice was filled with a deep smile.
She raised her head, her eyes widening.
"I'm the Mingjiao who was issued a good card by you, the slanting moon is sinking."
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