Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

Chapter 1 01 Flower-chasing Courtyard Corridor

At 8 o'clock in the evening, as soon as Lin Yan went online, he saw relatives and friends in the gang channel talking to each other.

[Guild] Xiao Xiaoxiao Wu: I was born before I was born, and I am already old when I was born.

[Guild] Smiling lightly: I was born before you, and I am already old when you were born.

[Guild] The oblique moon sinks: At the same time as Jun was born, Jun has become gay.

[Guild] Zifeng: So wet!So wet!

[Guild] Bihai Qingkong: Our guild alone supports half of the Jiansan literary world.

[Guild] Liulibai: There are as many swordsmen and writers as dogs, and none of them have girlfriends.

[Guild] Lu Yiyao: Ah, senior sister is here.

[Guild] Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: My dear, you are not here this afternoon, and Xiao Yi tricked my pure brother into taking him to play 2V2 in the arena.

[Guild] Lu Yiyao: Uh-huh, I only typed from beginning to end, and I never said I was a girl, he must have misunderstood me.

[Guild] Liu Libai: He must have smelled the strong girlish aura on you through the screen.

[Guild] Slanting Moon Shenchen: Liuli, the battle first or the battlefield first?

[Guild] Shallow smile: Today's battlefield is 10 people in Yunhu Tianchi, together.

[Guild] Liulibai: Let's go, let's do it.

"Zhuhuatinglang" is an extremely ordinary fourth-level PVP gang. In Jiansan, a gang of this size can only be regarded as a vegetable gang. Not to mention the benefits of the gang, it can't attract newcomers to join.

The guild announcement has not been changed for half a year: Gentlemen, keep in mind the core values ​​of socialism, and start saving guild funds from you and me, so that Zhu Jiujie who rushes to the street once a week in Houshan can be a laughing stock.

In order to take care of some guild members who have reading comprehension problems, Lin Yan also made a simple and straightforward explanation in the guild's online notification: What a waste, the gang is poor, and I can't afford you to repair equipment!

Every time you pass a picture, this eye-catching yellow word must be swiped in the dialog box in the lower left corner, which is very considerate.

Lin Yan is the leader of the Vegetable Field Gang. There are only seven living people in the gang including her, and the rest are all corpses.However, most of the seven of them know each other in real life, and they are usually noisy online, so they don't feel lonely.

She is 24 years old this year, a second-year graduate student in biomedical engineering. The name of the game is "Liuli Bai", and she plays Wudu Lolita.Another girl in the gang, "Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu", is her best friend Zhou Xiao Wu, a pink and tender seven-show loli.Cang Yun Chengnan's "shallow smile" is Zhou Xiaowu's boyfriend Mu Cong. The two began to fall in love after finishing the college entrance examination. They have been in love for six years, and they are keen on giving out dog food anytime, anywhere.Wanhua Lolita "Lu Yiyao" is Lu Yiyao, a junior under the same mentor as her, nicknamed Xiaoyi, handsome and lovely, male, and loves men."Slanting Moon Shenchen" is Mu Cong's senior student Cen Hao when he was in college, and a working accountant.The remaining two who are from different cities and have never met before are the man "Zifeng" and the monk "Bihai Qingkong".

Zifeng is the personal master that Lin Yu worshiped when he reached the full level. Apart from being a little mentally retarded, he is an otaku who is very good to his apprentices and friends.As for Bihaiqingkong, it was Xiaoyi's arena teammate whom Xiaoyi casually called out on the World Channel, and he spoke mandarin with the flavor of Northeast China. Everyone used to call him Master.

Lin Yu yelled at everyone to go to YY, waiting for Xie Yue to post the ad group.

At this time, it was the end of the season, and the seven members of Zhuhuatinglang had all given the 14th-level title of "Extreme Dao Demon Lord" in the Valley of the Wicked, and fighting the battlefield was just a collective pleasure.They form a fixed eye team every day, chatting on YY while reporting points to support each other, pressing the keyboard cracklingly, and when they are bored, they can hear the sound of cracking melon seeds from time to time.

Today's Yunhu battlefield started relatively easily. Lin Yan said while dancing drunk for nine days: "Hey, hey, the Qingming Festival will start again next Monday. Digging treasures, brushing monkeys, selling rings and making a fortune, you know .”

Zhou Xiaowu threw out a wind sleeve to fill up Mu Cong's blood, and the soft loli voice rang out: "I've been waiting for this day for a long time. I still remember that we earned almost 20 gold last year. It's so rich."

The master was so startled that he fell to his death, and shouted: "Fuck, 20? I'm also a person who has brushed monkeys before. Can you deceive monks like this?"

Mu Cong opened Shield Wall Shield Dance and went to find screenshots, "I prove that there are pictures and the truth, look at the public screen."

Xiaoyi interjected: "Sister, no matter what the activity is, take me to fly, it's better to fly out of the Milky Way."

The purple maple crane smashed into the crowd, turned sideways, and started a lonely windmill, "I'll go, why don't these people go around for me, you are stingy! Apprentice, monkey, I vomited last year, you just mentioned it The word "Qingming" makes me want to vomit, so let them get rich."

Amidst the noisy chatter, Xie Yue's deep and magnetic voice was exceptionally clear: "Liuli, I'm soul-locked for the strategy that hit you, give yourself some milk first."

"Oh." She filled up her own bloodline, and then filled him with temptation, "Xieyue, do you want to fight monkeys with us?"

Xie Yue said "hmm": "I'll come when I'm done."

The master lamented: "Can you really make money? I'm going on a business trip for a week next week. Alas, if you have a vitality ring, leave it for me."

After fighting the battlefield, Zhou Xiaowu and his young couple retreated to clear the notebook to get achievements, Xiaoyi went to play a 25-player dungeon, changed to a trumpet YY and came over to hang up, the master went to the trial, Zifeng went to squat as a pet, Lin Yan and Xie I cleared the daily tasks together, and it was almost 10 o'clock.

"The multigrain pancake I ate before can't last anymore. It would be great if I could have a bowl of hot instant noodles for supper now." Lin Yan turned his head and asked his roommate Lian Lili, " Beauty, do you have Master Kang|Master|Fu in stock?"

Lian Lili was watching Korean dramas with her notebook, and she was so moved that her eyes were full of tears, "No, I'll buy it by myself downstairs. Remember to bring me two packs too. I want braised beef and sauerkraut."

Xie Yue heard their conversation, and said something disapproving: "Eating instant noodles is not good, you have eaten it several times this month."

She replied pitifully: "I'm hungry, I ate a pancake after coming back from the laboratory in the afternoon and fell asleep, and I didn't take a serious bite for dinner."

A few meows came from YY, Xieyue said: "I remembered that the canned food that my family Taiyi likes to eat is gone. I just went out to buy it. I'll bring you Fuji's preserved egg porridge and chicken soup wontons on the way. Wait for me for 20 minutes. Remember to turn on your phone."

She hesitated for a moment and said, "No, it's too late..."

The oblique moon at the other end was obviously no longer in front of the computer, she heard him call "Tai Yi come here" vaguely, and then there was the sound of closing the door softly.

There was a moment of silence in YY, Xiao Yi suddenly coughed, "Uh, he left in such a hurry, I didn't have time to say that I also want to eat Fu Ji's wontons."

"How about I call and ask him to bring you a copy, anyway, you live in the building next door to me." She went to touch the phone.

"Farewell, they didn't come here for me, besides, it's dark outside, you let me see a handsome guy with a boyfriend Li MAX at first glance, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back and post it upside down." Xiao Yi said with a smile.

She followed suit with a hahaha laugh: "If you stick it upside down, stick it upside down. Our Xiaoyi is such a cute blue boy, maybe Xie Yue will bend when he is straight."

After chatting endlessly for a while, her cell phone rang, so she grabbed a coat and went downstairs.

A white LaVida was parked at the entrance of the dormitory building. Seeing her coming out, the people in the car rolled down the windows and waved to her.

In the dim light, one could still see clearly that the man had a handsome face.

"boarding."

Just as Lin Yan opened the car door on the passenger side, a bunch of fleshy little things raised their heads and meowed at her. It turned out to be Tai Yi, the orange cat raised by Xie Yue.

"Ha, you brought Taiyi too, that's great, I haven't hugged a cat for half a month, I'm about to lack cat hunger and thirst." She picked up Taiyi's two small front legs, and hugged the cat In his arms, he rubbed his forehead against his little furry head.

Xie Yue looked at her with a smile, and handed her the lunch box, "Eat the food while it's hot first, and then pet the cat when you're full. You won't be doing experiments tomorrow and Saturday, right?"

She put Tai Yi on his lap, "The boss didn't tell me, so he probably won't do it. Wow, it smells so good!"

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Taking advantage of the absence of the two parties, a heated discussion was going on in YY in Zhuhuating Gallery.

Master: "Snack at night, aren't those two really in love?"

Mu Cong: "According to my observation, it really isn't."

Xiaoyi: "Senior sister's nerves about love may be thicker than an elephant's legs. You said that the oblique moon is so obvious, how can she not understand?"

Zhou Xiaowu: "I also find it strange that there are many boys who have been interested in her since childhood, but in the end they all become good buddies, probably due to their extraordinary talents."

Zifeng: "I got an epiphany when I heard you say that. My apprentice, who says that he wants to be the goddess of the faction, is actually following the path of a rough girl, and he likes to learn loyalty from others. Last time, the few of us are here." The small room talked about dirty jokes. She didn't know when she came in. She told us a more dirty joke without changing her face. After the lecture, she laughed for a long time. At that time, I thought that this girl must have a wrong skill point Well, the average man can't stand a goddess turning into a hooligan."

Xiaoyi: "What's wrong with the female hooligan? Senior sister is my little angel!"

Zhou Xiaowu: "Hey, Zifeng, don't think I can't see that you had a crush on her back then."

Zi Feng: "Give me a butcher's knife, don't mention the past... I really wish I never fought her in the arena..."

Master: "I fought her too... Forget it, don't bring up sad memories, isn't it good to be alive?"

Mu Cong: "The people who eat melons said that if you are crooked, can't you study the matter of the two of them falling in love?"

Xiaoyi: "Smile, what do you think your senior is thinking? Wouldn't it be over if you just confessed to my senior sister? We have known each other for three years."

Mu Cong: "The senior knows it well, it's useless for us to help him in a hurry."

Zhou Xiaowu: "Do you understand that this is called scheming? Xie Yue is determined to wait for your senior sister to enlighten herself."

Master: "Amitabha, I can't understand the logic of you mortals."

Xiaoyi: "Speaking of which, senior sister has been away for so long, maybe she went down the road with Xie Yuehua. There are two rows of redbuds planted on the school road of our school. These two days are blooming. It is most suitable for all kinds of young girls who are in love. Make a background image."

While the chat was in full swing, Zhou Xiaowu called.Everyone heard her "hmm", "ok" and "no problem". A few minutes later, she came back and said, "Liuli invited me and Xiaoxiao to go to Happy Valley tomorrow, and Xieyue will also come with me." After a pause, it was meaningful He smiled, "Xiaoyi guessed right, they are indeed taking a walk right now."

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