[Comprehensive] Great detective is haunted

scene one.

Watson: "Then you don't have a girlfriend?"

What kind of person did I meet when I was looking for a roommate?You want me to explain the world of normal people?He must be a virgin/male if he hangs like that?

Sherlock: "Girlfriend? No, that's not my ambition."

There was something wrong with this young man, and he knew it even if he wasn't very human—it was very normal for normal people to have a simple-minded girlfriend.

Of course he doesn't have a girlfriend. Vicky is the lifelong partner who will accompany him for the rest of his life in the future. It cannot be summed up by ordinary people's stupid definition of relationship.

Oh no, to say it in a way that ordinary people can understand...

So he also has a girlfriend.

So he was about to speak, but was stopped by the next sentence.

Watson: "Then do you have a boyfriend? I don't mind you like this."

My mom heard that many geniuses are gay, so maybe it’s not this one? Fuck, I’m a little worried about how to break it.

Sherlock: "I know that."

Wait, this sentence is very problematic.

Watson: "So you don't have a boyfriend?"

Very eager eyes, hoping to get a negative answer.

Sherlock: "No."

No, I think he misunderstood something.

There is a problem, there is definitely a problem, no, I have to explain that I actually have a family, and I have a partner who has collapsed and turned into a student...

The two looked at each other.

Perhaps, there is no way to talk today?

scene two.

Watson: "Do you have cash?"

Sherlock: "Use my card."

Indulging in thinking, he subconsciously took out his right pocket.

Oh this card doesn't work.

This is the card he gave Vicky for the first time, and the password is her birthday.This guy is always a little forgetful, stuffing things in his pockets.

He switched hands and took another card.

He smiled a little...softly because he remembered someone who was still working hard for him.

Watson: "Why don't you go and buy it yourself? I see you've been sitting there all morning and haven't moved at all."

I can't pick up this card/heavy

There must be something wrong with his expression.

There must be a problem.

I remember in the last scene I asked him if he was gay, and although he didn't admit it, he didn't deny it either.So, there must be something dirty in the middle...

Then he took the card.

Then Sherlock returned to his original calm and indifferent expression.

Watson: Although I don't intend to engage in .ji, but I always feel that the progress of the plot seems to be unimaginable?

Scene three

Watson: "Sherlock, you have deciphered the code."

To be honest, although he broke my computer password and said I was stupid, I was really unhappy and emotional, but seeing him cracking the password of the smuggling group, really, amazing!

Sherlock: "It's useless. If the code is cracked, they only need to change a book."

Then the air was suddenly quiet.

Sherlock: Did he stop talking?If it was Vicky, he would definitely hug him and say to him: I believe that as long as those criminals are unlucky enough to meet you, you can stop all crimes.

Then he can say vicky as a matter of course, as you said, I am just a consultant, I am not that capable.

Then vicky will answer him, you know, in my heart you can do anything.

But, now, very quiet.

Sherlock thought reservedly: Actually, I don't want to hug you either, I'm not interested in hugging people whose IQ is only a little above the average line.

But you praise me first.

His eyes swept across his face calmly.

No.

very good.No.

You have lost me.

You are not even as good as before Vicky became my student.

scene four.

Sherlock: "Boring! Boring! Boring!"

Sherlock: "Have the crime syndicates gone? I'm glad I'm not one of them."

Ah, it's really annoying. It would be great if Vicky was here, as long as I take her by the hand and take a walk on the street, there will be novel cases!

Even if there is no case, it's good to stay with Vicky.

But now it's so fucking boring! !

Quilt. The wall pierced by bullets: Are you bored and you blame me?

Watson: "So you just vent to the wall?"

Oh my god, why do I have such a strange roommate whose sexuality/direction is unknown all day long?Most people go on a date at a time like this, and then it's settled, or I have to find him a girlfriend?

No no no that's terrible. Might as well let him vent against the wall.

It's completely impossible to imagine Sherlock holding a woman in his arms, that feeling is like...

Anyway, I just can't imagine it, and I can't use metaphors.

Wall: I'm so touched qaq, there are still people who care about me, Dr. Watson, you are such a good person.

However, Dr. Watson didn't know that he was stuffed with a good person card.

Sherlock: "Anyway, this wall will be like this sooner or later."

Watson: ...

wall:……

Sherlock: Won't you stop me?Ah that's boring.

If Vicky was there, he would definitely stop him, no matter what.Well maybe he's rarely like that in front of Vicky, except when he's completely out of control.

He didn't want his student—oh no, his partner taunting him with the fangs he'd learned from him, and if she wanted to, he'd have to tell her her mouth could do something else.

Speaking of...

He looked up at the wall again.

Maybe the fat man will meddle in his own business and tell Vicky to let her come back?

Or another shot?

wall:……

Scene five.

Sherlock: "You've had a great love life, Molly. You've gained three pounds since the last time I saw you."

Although the boyfriend is gay.Ah.

Watson: ...

Speaking of which, Sherlock, do you know that it is easy to lose a girlfriend when you talk like this.

Oh, you didn't have one.

Molly: "Two pounds five."

Sherlock (impatient, determined): "No, three pounds."

God what is she suspecting?Doubting my eyesight or my level?I said that three pounds is three pounds, how can it be denied?My eyes are much more accurate than those who don't know if there is a zero adjustment.Back when Vicky was just my student, I was able to report her measurements, but Jasmine actually suspected that I might have misjudged her weight?

Well if he really wants to say, he did see vicky wearing a thin look, which helps him to say her data, but for him it is just a confirmation, even if she wears thick he can always be accurate Aware of her change.

As for the others, well, it's just that his memory palace hasn't reached the set cleaning time, so there is still a residual data.

speak up.

Measurements.

I don't know what's going on now.

Watson: "Sherlock!"

Sherlock: Tsk, it's always impossible to have a good chat with this group of people.

Scene six.

Mycroft: "Sherlock, it looks like you're going to be alone this Christmas?"

Ah, yes, stupid brother Sherlock rejected the suggestion to spend Christmas with his parents, so he didn't know the student he had been talking about for a long time... oh no, his fiancée is now fulfilling his son's duties in his place, But there's no need to tell him this kind of thing.

Watson: "A person? I mean, we have a party here..."

Fuck, Mycroft is so fresh and unpretentious. In his eyes, except for Sherlock, no one is human, right?

Oh my god these bloody Sherlock Holmes!

Is genius amazing?

Well indeed, great.

Sherlock: "Yeah, you'd already have an r-in-law this year if it weren't for the extra stuff you did."

Watson: ...

Although I know that among the few people present, my inner drama must not be the most, but I think...

Wait, what is r-in-law?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

blah blah blah blah...

Isn't that what he understood?

Sherlock: "Shut up your stupid look, John. I mean, my...fiancée."

Since he is not yet married, he cannot be called his wife. Although he is not engaged yet, he is sure that if he eventually steps into the grave of so-called love, well, yes, then he can only be with Vicky, only with Vicky, Also only willing to be with her.

Now that it has been determined that the future will lead to such a relationship.

Well, there is nothing wrong with the word fiancee.

Watson: "You have a fiancée? I've never met her? No, wait, didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?"

"Of course I don't have a girlfriend, that's my fiancée," Sherlock reluctantly gave him a look, "If you want to ask why I didn't see you, then you can ask my nosy brother!"

Mycroft: "It seems that you will still have emotional ups and downs because of her affairs. This is a good sign. I wish you a happy proposal. At least I don't think she will be willing to be called yours before you propose." Fiancée's."

Watson: ...

I still don't understand what happened...