[Comprehensive] Great detective is haunted

August [-], my apparently ascetic roommate

1L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

I can't help it anymore, I think I must be [-].

It's 03:30 in the morning and I just woke up to drink some water when I heard some unspeakable noises.

I went back to my small bedroom and thought about it more and more angrily, I must be [-].

I do not care.

2L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

There should be no one at this point.I just said it myself/smile

3L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

I met my roommate in the hospital, and we temporarily called him Curly... Actually, of course he forbade me to call him that, but anyway... Let him go.

4l water stickers if you can't sleep late at night

Eliminate zero replies.

5L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

There are actually people.

I went on.

Curly is a special 6 person, the kind of shrewd person you say with his eyes staring like copper bells shooting out lightning )

You feel like you've been stripped naked by him when his eyes flick across your body openly.

And then in the case of me being the same sex as him... I suspected more than once that he was gay, really.seriously.

6L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

I wanted to sleep at first, but the more I wrote, the more I became sober, and the flames of anger were burning.

In fact, I didn’t know he had a girlfriend at the beginning. When I went out to eat for the first time, a group of people looked at him with gay gay eyes, and when they saw me, those eyes meant “oh, you are gay too.” Ah" like that.

I was so angry that I almost left.

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I couldn't hold back that day and asked him:

Cough, friend, do you have a girlfriend?

7l Only abstinence cannot be let down!

Then he replied: No, but would you like to be my boyfriend?

8L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

Upstairs only got two words right.

No.

Then I asked him, do you have a boyfriend.

What I thought at the time was that he didn't look like he was in a relationship, but if he was really... gay, I could introduce him.

Forget it, go to bed first.See you tomorrow.

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27l my male god panties pullover

Hey hey why didn't the host update it?

By the way, if the host knows a lot of gays, I doubt the orientation of the host [smile] [tact]

28L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

I didn't expect that someone was still watching it, so I continued to update it.

I saw you upstairs. In a place like the UK, as long as you look for it, you can find a few high-quality gay guys more or less, you know.

Then talk about it.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend and he said no.And then it's embarrassing.

Anyway, that's why I always thought he was single.

When he died, I carved a tombstone for him, on which it was realistic (I thought it was realistic) and said dead avirgin.

By the way, who is that male god upstairs?I think I'm about to figure it out.

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42l my male god panties pullover

Batman, man, you have no imagination.

43l My male god underwear is worn outside

Seeing the id upstairs, I couldn't help but come out and show off.

Suddenly feel reluctant to do what is below, in fact, I stand super bat.

44L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

I don't understand you rotten girls very well.

When I mentioned that curly hair was dead, I really thought he was dead.It's rare for me to have a very good friend.Really, I felt very sad at that time.

Then he meowed back to life.

fxxk!

My mother, when I was about to propose, he suddenly jumped out? ? ?And remember laughing at my beard? ? ? exm? ? ?I was so angry that I couldn't hold back and went up to beat him.

Guess what he said?

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt at this time, but since I haven't proposed to my fiancée yet, I thought you might consider proposing later, maybe our wedding can be held together?"

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What did he say?fiancée? ? ?

When I turned my head, I found a woman sitting next to my future wife and talking, a pretty and pretty girl.

Wori, why do you interrupt others when you have a girlfriend yourself?

45l military doctor and detective are more suitable

I feel sorry for upstairs, by the way, I seem to know who it is.

46l treats the cat hot roll as a roll meow

When proposing marriage, I interrupted this style of course, hahahahahaha.

I feel sorry for the owner.

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72L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

You are good at water.

You are right, obviously I am the married one, why must I be fed dog food by the two unmarried ones.I don't want to either, but after getting married, how can an old couple compare with that kind of people who are always tired and crooked.

I'm really speechless.

Curly explained to me why he had to die and why he kept it from me and said triumphantly that he knew how sad I was when he died, so he hid behind and watched, and I punched him so angry.

At that moment, I suddenly missed my crutches, otherwise it would definitely not be as simple as a punch.

I was so angry that I wanted to strangle him, but I looked back at his girlfriend, and found that not only did his girlfriend stop me, but she also stopped my wife who was about to stop us, with a gloating look on her face.

Then I punched him again.

Feel great.

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81l watch quietly

Suddenly, I feel sorry for the landlord's female companion and the curly-haired female companion.

I always feel that they are the ones who show affection.

82L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

Xiu En loves a fart (sorry I have to say dirty words)

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Anyway, the chaotic day passed.

Oh by the way his girlfriend... fiancee introduced herself.

She said that they knew each other eight years ago, and then said when they were together, what the hell did I figure out that I hadn't rented with Curly when I found out that they were together?

This is the problem, I have always suspected that the curly hair is gay and worried that he will take a fancy to me and worry about my integrity for a long time? ?

I couldn't hold it back anymore, and turned around to ask Mao: Didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?

The curly-haired face took it for granted and even felt that the question I asked was particularly stupid: She is a fiancee, a partner who wants to spend the rest of my life with me, why should I define her with a silly relationship like a girlfriend?

I:? ? ?

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Hard to eat dog food

83L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

It's true that curly hair is the kind of person whose face doesn't change when a beautiful woman stands in front of her.That woman wore a sexy xx in front of him that time, he didn't respond at all, I almost had a reaction_(:3ゝ∠)_

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No matter how the woman seduced him, he didn't respond. In the end, the woman told him that she fell in love with him, and he was so calm as hell.At most, I just lament that this woman is unusual, but she is absolutely not emotional.

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I don’t think the landlord’s intuition is accurate. For example, he suspects that curly hair is gay.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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101L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

My intuition is really not accurate, but this should be true.

I think he really didn't have any feelings for that woman, at most he regarded her as someone worth remembering.

Anyway, after finishing this paragraph, I'm going to complain, since the curly-haired girlfriend, I thought about it and called it Shun Mao for the sake of symmetry.

Since I also know the smooth hair, the curly hair has not been restrained.

Sometimes Shun Mao likes to sleep late, Curly Mao sits outside on the sofa alone, and then looks into the distance.

Then I came out and sat on the edge and read the newspaper.

Then suddenly Curly smiled.

I didn't react and looked at him in bewilderment.

The curly hair noticed my sight: what are you looking at me for?

I said why are you laughing all of a sudden.

He said: I think of her balabala

Anyway, it's just a memory of them.

Me: ... oh.

Then I tried to reverse the routine, and I also read the newspaper and laughed.

Him: I don't want to hear the story about you and Mary, although I know you've racked your brains to think of something worth laughing about.

Fuck off, I also have a lot of memories with my girlfriend, okay? ! ? ?

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140L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

What is the mentality of those who want to eat dog food.

Is dog food delicious? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend who wants to eat dog food?It's chattering here.You don't want to watch the dog food scene every day like I do, really.

Let me tell you, just, really, just before I wrote this paragraph.

I was sitting on the sofa playing with my phone, and Curly was lying on the sofa thinking...don't ask me why he knew he was thinking, we all know that he was thinking when he was lying in that position.And at this time, he forbids us to speak, including Shun Mao.

Then Shun Mao wanted to go out to buy something, but found that his card was not in his pocket, so he asked where Mao was.

Curly was a little impatient because Shun Mao interrupted his thinking, but he still said: in his pocket.

Shun Mao turned around and went to the room to prepare the curly coat.

Curly added something that was in the pocket of his trousers.

Shun Mao didn't say much, and reached into his trouser pocket when he walked up to him.

Shun Mao is really too naive and pure!I was! ! ! !I just watched Shun Mao reach into his trouser pocket!Then Curly's hand suddenly pressed Shunmao, and then seemed to caress for a while, then the voice suddenly became very low and asked her what do you want to buy.

Shun Mao talked about some daily necessities.

Then Curly said let me buy it because Shunmao has other things to do now.

something else?red heart?

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That's why I now sit in Starbucks and check my phone after shopping at the supermarket.Don't ask me why I know.I knew they had something to 'do', and given Curly's abilities, I decided to stay a little longer.

Don't ask me why I know the ability of curly hair, I haven't tried it.

But I have seen Shun Mao not get up for three days.

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159l Detective My Marriage!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah strong ability! ! !I guess who it is! ! !God fuck me!

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181l has been hahahahaha

It feels like the host already knows the tricks of the rotten girls, and the officials are forcing their colleagues to death.

187l Was I promoted today?

I seem to have seen through the landlord's vest.

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234L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

Desperate.

Curly just asked me to bring x condoms for him when he came back from the supermarket.

He asked me if the ooxx brand spiral with granules is easy to use.

I'm a little desperate.

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272L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

Don't ask me if the ooxx brand is easy to use. I haven't used it. Maybe I can help you with your questions.

I don't know if I can go back to the apartment tonight.

I think I'd better go live with my fiancée.

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Retelling dog food doesn't give me pleasure, no.

I'm going to tease my fiancée the way I've learned.

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379L Retired military doctor eats dog food until his leg hurts

Thank you for your concern. Curly's flirting skills are very useful. I'm married to my fiancée, who is my wife.

As for how the curly hair is lifted, I will update it when I have a chance.

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Watson, who finally put down his phone, raised his head. At this moment, Sherlock was doing experiments in the laboratory, and only Victoria was sitting on the sofa playing with her phone. Finally, she felt that the world was peaceful and peaceful. Deleted the post.

Then Sherlock came out.

"I forgot one thing," he said as he pushed open the door.

Both of them looked up suspiciously.

Watson watched as Sherlock walked over and gave Vivi a wet hkissing. Then he straightened up and walked into the laboratory: "I continued to do the experiment, Vicky, do you want to help?"

Watson: ...

He clicked on the post again, preparing for a new round of complaints.