[Comprehensive] Great detective is haunted

Weiwei doesn't know what it's like for others to meet their parents. In short, she has a Sherlock Holmes, so the scene of her meeting her parents is also extraordinary.

Her boyfriend's parents, having breakfast at eight in the morning, went to her one-person apartment hand in hand at nine o'clock, and then the four of them sat talking about criminal minds and the Higgs atom and the Curiosity Mars rover and the human genome Engineering, etc. launched a heated discussion.

At 10:30, Weiwei realized that there was no food at home, and said that she had to cook first and decided to temporarily escape from this scientific environment. Halfway through, she found that there might not be enough ingredients, so she wanted to go to the supermarket downstairs.

As soon as she was about to go out, Sherlock suddenly said, "Ah, you guys discuss it first, and I will go down to let the wind go" and then followed Weiwei and went out.

So, what kind of experience is it like when your boyfriend's parents come to see you and then go to the supermarket with your boyfriend and leave your boyfriend's parents at home...?

Once going out, Vivi didn't show any kindness towards Sherlock.

"I thought I did you a little favor anyway, and you would at least look better to me." Sherlock rarely showed a little doubt.

Vivi didn't answer.

She doesn't want to talk shit right now.

Obviously, Comrade Sherlock ran to Somalia presumptuously, and then went to Vivi's house from Somalia, caught up with his parents to visit him, and then lied that he was at her house all the time? ok, that's enough.

She thinks she needs to calm down.

The elevator is quite narrow, but at the moment there is no rush or anything, only Weiwei and Sherlock are there.

"Hey, I think you should make a statement..."

"Say shit."

Weiwei was extremely calm, with no expression on his face, and uttered a dirty word as soon as he lifted his lips.Just came back from the army in Afghanistan and my mouth is a bit dirty.

"Wait until your parents are gone before making a statement."

It was as if a possibility suddenly occurred to him.

"Oh, if you say you're going to go with your parents, that's fine, that's good, then I think it's better for us to break up."

What kind of shit is falling in love? Studying makes her happy. Anyway, she is also a person with a diploma now, no matter how hard she starves herself.

Sherlock showed a slightly displeased expression: "I don't think it's a good choice to joke about breaking up, given that we are now in a long-distance relationship, and the data shows..."

"Wait, are you serious?" Sherlock frowned suddenly.

The elevator door opened, and Weiwei walked out without looking back.After Sherlock got out of the elevator, the hand held down Weiwei's shoulder to stop her.

Weiwei turned around and smiled perfunctorily: "Would you believe me when I said I was joking?"

Sherlock: ...

"So where did I make you unhappy? I deliberately..."

"Shut up Sherlock, I thought you clearly knew that I learned the lie detector, or it was because of you." Weiwei was a little impatient, "Did you come from London? Are you sure you can look me in the eyes?" once?"

Sherlock pursed his lips in an instant, and the corners of his mouth curled down.

"Okay Somali, but you have to know that this is not the way, I made a big detour to see you."

Weiwei really laughed angrily.

"Oh, yes, you didn't bother to run to the easternmost part of the African continent to save an inexplicable woman regardless of your own safety. It seems that I have to put in a lot of effort after flying to the United States to see?"

"I don't know what's the point of you being here now, you've been lying since morning?"

She looked at Sherlock, trying to wait for an explanation.

Sherlock's usual buff, which can make a long speech with just a touch of his mouth, seemed to disappear in an instant. Weiwei could see his throat rolling, but he really didn't talk nonsense.

Weiwei shrugged and lost her patience.

"I think it's more appropriate for you to let your parents go now. After all, I don't plan to have a boyfriend anymore. Why do I still need to meet my boyfriend's parents?"

She pushed Sherlock's hand away, turned and walked out.

Weiwei felt that she might explode.

She knew that maybe it was the negative energy brought about by continuous work. She slept soundly last night, and she didn't even know when Sherlock entered the room. When she woke up, her brain, which had been trained under strong pressure, wanted to understand immediately. After knowing the cause and effect, Sherlock's father and mother suddenly came to the door, and the whole person was blinded.

She didn't know if what she made was a rational decision and what she said was rational, or maybe she did lose part of her sanity.

Especially after not getting an answer from him.

what does it feel like.

It's almost the feeling that I devoted myself to studying for my boyfriend, but the Wenzhou leather factory closed down, and the boss followed my sister-in-law to donate money and ran away.

Sherlock followed her, walking slowly.

Weiwei forced herself to forget the idiot behind her, and kept comforting herself "the world is so beautiful, but I'm so irritable and so bad" and finally calmly picked vegetables in the supermarket.

At the moment, Sherlock consciously followed behind with a basket in his hand.

He seemed to be thinking all the time, quietly facing the scene board.

When paying the bill, Sherlock also took out the money consciously.

Weiwei simply didn't speak, watched his movements with a cold face, and turned around directly after he finished paying.

"Didn't you change your lipstick? I remember I bought you those food-grade lipsticks in the colors you are used to," he said suddenly, "I don't think you put them out in the bathroom."

Put a fart on.

Vivi answered inwardly.

My boyfriend doesn't want me to kiss anyone with food-grade lipstick.I just like those lipsticks that you don't like. What do you do.

"You're right, I should have used food grade lipstick for the sake of my next boyfriend."

She never looked back.

Sherlock walked behind carrying a big bag of vegetables, choking subtly.

He was wronged.

in the elevator.

Vivi took the initiative to speak again.

"I said, if you really still regard me as a so-called girlfriend and so-called partner, I think you should probably adjust your mentality."

She backed down.

"Carl's right, you can't apply certain knowledge to those around you, but..."

"Sherlock, you probably didn't consider me as your girlfriend subconsciously when you made certain choices."

She smiled slightly, and Sherlock could be seen vaguely in the reflection of the elevator door.

"If you really think so, then I will give in. I will treat today's meal as my professor's parents. I..."

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw that he seemed to bend down to put something down. The next second, she was pulled hard and fell into his arms. She turned around abruptly and was pressed on the elevator...to kiss.

She heard a muffled sound, it was Sherlock's hand on the back of her head that pressed against the elevator, and his other hand grabbed her right hand and forced it through her fingers.

At first he was anxious and fierce, but his tongue was always domineering, always like a feudal lord patrolling his territory, with an almost irresistible force.

She was struggling, but he didn't become stronger because of it, but on the contrary, he became gentle, sucking and licking her lips patiently.

The elevator doors opened, then closed again.

It took him a long time to let go of her lips.

Usually kissing, Sherlock always likes to watch her hold her breath like a bad joke, and after the kiss, she is out of breath, and he always feels that this person is tempting him, and he puts her on the bed with a hook of his arm.

But today is simply gentle, incredible?

"Use your professional knowledge to analyze... Am I guilty now?" He didn't speak in her ear, but looked directly at her, exposing his entire face and facial expressions to her eyes.

of course not.

Sherlock glanced at the camera on the top of the elevator, and stopped subtly.After he let go of Weiwei's hand, he fumbled on Weiwei's head, then picked up the bag containing the ingredients, and pushed the elevator.

"I want to do something else, but looking at the camera makes me a little nervous... I know what you're expecting, if you like this kind of scene, next time I'll find a broken camera..."

Try an elevator or something...

"Shut up Sherlock!"

Who the hell is expecting what?

When opening the door, Sherlock's parents smiled at the two of them, and then engaged in a fierce argument. What made Weiwei feel embarrassed was that she couldn't understand the language... Anyway, it wasn't English, French, Spanish, Italian... It's not Chinese either.

As if seeing through Vivi's embarrassment, Sherlock kicked Vivi's ankle and told her to go to the kitchen. After arriving in the kitchen, she said slowly, "It's in Danish. The two of them are arguing about where to spend their honeymoon after today." Woolen cloth."

Weiwei: "It's so interesting_(:3ゝ∠)_"

Sherlock sneered.

"My dad lost again, he was taken into the ditch by mommy."

Vivi:? ? ?

Sherlock threw the dishes aside and stood against the cupboard: "He's starting to speak Danish, and he doesn't seem to have any objections to going to Denmark for his honeymoon."

Vivi: ...

I don't understand your high IQ.

She originally thought that Sherlock would not help, but she didn't expect that he started washing vegetables quite consciously.In fact, Sherlock always felt that it was a waste to use his hands to wash the dishes.

Then the two lived in peace for a while, and Sherlock suddenly said, "You have to get used to it."

Vivi:? ? ?

Sherlock threw the washed vegetables into the basket and held down Vivi's hand that was cutting vegetables.

Weiwei stopped her movements.

"I said y is like this, you have to get used to it, although the time you meet each time is not too long, but...you should get used to it. After all, you are going to marry me."

Vivi: ...

Wait, I'm panicking, I seem to be arguing with him just now, can anyone tell me if I fast-forwarded an episode? ? ?

"Actually, I didn't think it was necessary to explain, but I know that you haven't gotten away from that divorced old man...I mean, you should be careful not to use your abilities like him so that everyone doesn't understand..."

He opened his mouth, and suddenly felt that he seemed to have said too much.

Maybe geniuses are like this, not understood by everyone.

But for some reason, he didn't want her to become like that... She is still hot now, carrying her treasure but doesn't know how precious it is, and hasn't thought through how it might bring her disaster.

Then at least, in terms of his feelings for him, he has the responsibility to make her feel at ease.

He frowned, threw away all the explanations he thought of, and said lightly: "As your partner, I have the responsibility to give you a sense of security."

"What I want to say is that whether it's kissing or makelove, it's only you."

"I'm not very interested in the tedious sex exchange, it's because you're the one... get it?"