[Comprehensive] Great detective is haunted

1. What kind of experience is it to have a girlfriend who can't drink?

Answer: Sherlock Holmes

Consulting Detective/Account managed by John Watson

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Thank you.

In fact, I always thought that Victoria was the type who was good at drinking, because after all, she was also a person who experienced many big scenes (in fact, I don't know what causal connection there is).I guess Sherlock didn't realize that Victoria's drinking capacity was so difficult to describe.

On that day, Christmas Day, 221b was just me and Victoria, Mary, John and Mrs. Hudson.

I didn't think too much about it at the time, so I poured a glass of 17° fruit wine for Victoria, and then we ate together.

Halfway through, I complained about Jasmine's way of looking at her boyfriend, because I knew she must be cheating again this time, and I could tell at a glance that the man was gay (thank you for your concern that they have broken up).

John accused me sternly, but I only gave him a look to let him experience it.

Of course I paid attention to what Victoria was doing. She ate very quietly throughout the meal. I noticed that she seemed to be blushing a little, so I removed the wine glass.

——————————Sorry Sherlock has something to do with me again, I will continue to update when I have time

Ah, I'm back.

I think it's too much work to speak in Sherlock's voice, so let me speak from my point of view.

I did see Sherlock remove Victoria's glass at the time (we all saw it, really).Then Victoria felt aggrieved and took Sherlock's hand.

She really took his hand like a little daughter-in-law. I can assure you that Sherlock will be very happy in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't be so patient to negotiate terms with Victoria.

"I think it's delicious."

Victoria took Sherlock's right hand, and of course Sherlock couldn't eat.

Sherlock didn't speak.

Victoria squeezed a little harder.

"It's really delicious, if you don't believe me drink it." She said.

To be honest, Mary and I were a little embarrassed, and always felt that if we didn't leave, we would run into the 18x scene.Forget it with Mary, we can still go back... Then how do you let Mrs. Hudson deal with herself? ?

I heard that when the two of them were the most exaggerated, even the stairway was placed with □□ to make estrus more convenient.

Supplement: Mycroft's people let those little guys play. I don't know why Mycroft cares so much.

Supplement: Just like that, Victoria was shot, and Mycroft manipulated those whores. Politicians like my mother really can't be messed with, I finally figured it out.So he didn't plan to ask his younger brother to take protective measures from the beginning?heart……

But still looking forward to the birth of little Sherlock Holmes!bless!

When Victoria was being coquettish, Sherlock gave me a hard look... I swear, it really was, the kind of "I'll goug out your eyes if I look at it again" kind of stare at me.

"So?" He deliberately lowered his voice. (Really on purpose!)

The three of us pretended to be very natural and continued to talk, but I can’t remember what we said at all. It probably praised Mrs. Hudson’s craftsmanship.

"Do you have a taste?" Victoria took back the wine glass that Sherlock had taken away, and fed it to his mouth.

I sat on the side, very embarrassed, because I saw Sherlock put Victoria's hand on his lap, so I turned my head and said to Mary, this wine is good, you have a try.

Mary smiled at me helplessly, and signaled to me that her glass was still full, saying that she couldn't finish it.

Of course I will drink for Mary.

After some difficulty, he turned his attention away for a while, and suddenly heard Victoria laughing out loud. He turned his head and saw that Victoria sat on Sherlock's lap at some point, and then splashed wine all over Sherlock.

"Are you proud?"

I couldn't see Sherlock's expression, I guess it was more affectionate than when he went for the autopsy last time.

Victoria's laughter stopped abruptly.

Then he said, "I love you so much."

As a man I mean really a man can't bear it (Mary says she's too scared)

I think I should go out with Mary for any Christmas party.

I think Mrs. Hudson has been silent for a long time, which is very embarrassing.

Sherlock was silent for half a second, then got up suddenly - the kind that picked Victoria up.

"I'll go up and change clothes, you eat by yourself, and just leave after eating."

Victoria acted like she didn't know what was going on, she was very obedient, she leaned her chin on Sherlock's shoulder, then smiled at us and waved, very cute.

I don't know anything else, but Victoria didn't go out with Sherlock for a few days, and Sherlock had to drag me out of the clinic to accompany him on his adventure.

I think Sherlock is quite happy to have a girlfriend who can't drink.

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I saw some questions in the comments, and responded in a unified way.

About why I didn't act dutifully when I narrated in Sherlock's voice and called Victoria vicky.

Sherlock does usually call Victoria Vicky, but I can't call him that, he's not happy, and pepper, mustard, and toothpaste will appear in my coffee.Of course, Victoria never did such a boring thing. It was Sherlock who was boring. He even poured a few milliliters of soy sauce in front of me and recommended me to taste it.

About why the wine was spilled all over Sherlock.

This Mrs. Hudson saw it.

Didn't Victoria intend to feed Sherlock wine? The problem is that Victoria didn't really think about giving Sherlock a drink. She got close to Sherlock's mouth and then turned back to drink it.

The wine was spilled because Victoria hadn't swallowed it yet Sherlock kissed it and the wine was...

Seriously, it's no wonder Sherlock couldn't hold it back, and it's no wonder Sherlock got up after hugging him, and didn't want us to see it/doge

About my inner feelings?

What do I feel good about?I think you should pay attention to the empty-nester Mrs. Hudson.Mary is fine and I love her very much.

When will this account be managed by Sherlock?

It's hard to say, next time you invite Victoria to try, let her hit Sherlock, maybe Sherlock will come out by himself.

2. What kind of experience is it to have a boyfriend who seems very abstinent?

Respondent:

Strongly opposed to teacher-student romance

Polygraph, Criminal Minds/I'm really not a teacher-student relationship!

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Thank you.

Let me explain first, I really don't have a teacher-student relationship. By the way, I have already reported all those who say I have a father-addiction in the comment area.Don't ask me the details, I'm not interested in telling people about my relationship history anyway.

But I am still interested in answering this question. After all, the person who invited me/rolled my eyes, and I have no right to refuse/smile

John is so boring answering the question, how can he become an Internet celebrity without emoticons these days.

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My boyfriend looks so... y'all get the idea.

When I was not thinking about it before, I really discussed with Lestrade whether he had some kind of organ necessary for human reproduction, and Lestrade even encouraged me to observe it.

I gave him an idea at the time, you guys make an appointment to soak in the hot springs together, don't you know it after seeing it, you are good brothers!

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———————————— Sherlock is here, I will continue later

The comment area asked me to pay attention to my husband saying that this year is the base year, be careful what the hell is a car overturned, I will report it.

Speaking of reporting, I suddenly remembered something.

Lestrade complained to me once before, saying that he dreamed that he was reported because he always allowed Sherlock, an unrelated person, to come and go.

At that time, I casually replied that I said that dreams and reality are opposite.

Lestrade said that I will be commended?

I've thought about it for a long time, isn't the antithesis of the report Bao.Ju.

Couldn't bear to pierce his daydream.

————————————— Lestrade is here, I will write later

The comment section is enough, my boyfriend will not come out, thank you for your concern, be careful of being reported in your dreams.

The topic went away.

About banning x, right?

In fact, I always felt that Sherlock could not become a real man even if he wrote a million words in this nonsensical romance novel. I never thought that Sherlock would relapse so early.

What's even more infuriating is how grandiose he is when he says "love is a risk factor", but adding an action in front of love, he can say that it can increase his dopamine level and make him more excited and think more clearly.

Let me tell you that if I hadn't seen through him long ago, I would have broken up in anger.

Before we went to sleep, Lestrade and I squatted outside the scene and waited for Sherlock. We chatted and said that Sherlock had no x-organs many times, and he heard him once.

We didn't have any relationship at that time.

My heart skipped a beat.

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At that time, he had the expression that Lao Tzu is number one in the world, and your silly rumors can't hurt me at all.

He said deeply with his subwoofer: "If you really know how to use your brains-I mean if you really have brains-not to mention, you should be able to clearly understand the so-called... x organs and males in your mouth. .Sex. Hormones are closely related, and my hormone levels are obviously normal... Oh, and it involves the question of whether you have eyes to see."

Then he was going to pull me up. I squatted for too long and my legs were numb and I couldn't get up.

"Are you really a mermaid? I heard that it hurts to walk when a mermaid splits her legs." He said meanly.

Lestrade hahahahahaha: "I didn't expect Victoria to be a mermaid in Sherlock's heart. You look good..."

"So you, Inspector of Scotland Yard, have you forgotten what a dugong looked like and only believed in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales? God, don't look at me like that as if I know what weird things Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales are, I assume you understand that the murderer's password in this case is hidden in Andersen's fairy tale?? It seems that you must not be serious about solving the case, and I think I have to report you to your boss."

Later when we slept for the first time.

He asked me: no x organs?

At that time, I was really quick-witted in that situation, otherwise I thought I would be grinded to death.

I said: How come, it is because the beauty brought by your wisdom is gender-neutral.

What kind of experience can I have, isn't it just that it looks forbidden, anyway, John said that his character set will collapse after I return to London, and he always suspects that he knows a fake Sherlock Holmes.

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Just now Sherlock saw my answer and asked if I was not satisfied.

Just imagine.

221b Baker Street, Sherlock is sitting on his throne (crossed out) single sofa, folded his hands in a typical thinking posture, and asked me indifferently: "Are you not satisfied?"

I:……

I think this question may not be suitable for me, and it is not convenient to answer the question.

Ah, as for the one who wanted to see Sherlock answer the questions himself, I picked a few questions and invited him, and I told John that if he didn't answer, John would answer them.

Anyway, he doesn't care about true abstinence, I'm free.

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I want to prove my status.

3. What kind of experience is it for a girlfriend to get pregnant first before marriage?

Respondent:

Sherlock Holmes

Consulting Detective/Account managed by John Watson

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Damn, careless.

4. How to coax your girlfriend to sleep?

Answer: Sherlock Holmes

Consulting Detective/Account managed by John Watson

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Exercise before bed.

5. What kind of experience is it like to be discovered by your girlfriend while watching a discordant video?

Answer: Sherlock Holmes

Consulting Detective/Account managed by John Watson

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Thank you.

She told me to thank you for the invitation, and it's okay for such a small thing to go along.

I don't understand why you are embarrassed, it is simply inexplicable.

I think it's good to have new postures to try, and if she bumps into it, it won't save me from teaching her on the spot.

I don't really understand why she was angry, but she got better afterward.

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Well, I'm Watson.

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Uh, why did Victoria delete her account, she said she was ashamed, and goodbye.