up north down south

Gu Yao took a shower very quickly, usually it wouldn't take long, not to mention he just took a hot shower because he just got caught in the rain, it wouldn't take long at all.

So when Xu Qingzhou called him, he had already done it and was almost ready to come out.

After washing off the soap foam on my body, I was humming a song, my mood was bubbling, I recycled it, grabbed a handful of air, oh shit, I forgot to bring in a change of clothes.

This is a bit of a hassle.

Gu Dashen turned around and looked at the basket hanging on the wall next to him. It was empty inside, and there was nothing on the ground. He frowned and recalled.

He did go to the closet to get a change of clothes, but when he first came in, he was worried that Xu Qingzhou would run away, and he just wanted to hurry up, so he put the clothes on the chair Xu Qingzhou was sitting on, and came in I forgot.

In this situation, he has nothing to do, he can only lie quietly on the toilet door, listening to the movement outside with all his attention.

But after listening for a while, Gu Yao's face was full of confusion. It was very strange, there was no sound outside, no sound of eating snacks, no sound of watching movies, not even the sound of walking.

He was wondering, thinking whether Xu Qingzhou had gone back, at this moment, a cold snort came from outside, which scared Gu Yao back two steps hastily.

After confirming that Xu Qingzhou was still there, Gu Yao stood where he was, staring at the rusty sewer pipe, and began to think about how to get out.

The girl's dormitory is opposite their dormitory building, so this matter can be big or small, if it is not handled well, it will be a development on the front page. Gu Dashen doesn't mind being famous, but he doesn't want to be seen by others. After all, his boyfriend I haven't seen it yet, how can it be cheaper than others.

Thinking about it this way, the problem became more and more serious.

Gu Yao is busy here, but Xu Qingzhou is not idle either.

The first time Xu Caizi saw that id, he only thought for a while, and in his mind, the culprit who made him a victim of Wang Jingze's law immediately surfaced.

Before today, he had suspected that this person might be the girl from Shangbei, she must be a talent, otherwise, the means are so high, the information is so accurate, and the writing is so brilliant, as long as there is Shenzhou, there must be "her" , It's almost becoming the biggest fan.

Xu Qingzhou had a lot of calculations, but he never thought that this person was Gu Yao himself. He sneered, and subconsciously glanced at the direction of the toilet. Seeing that there was still no movement there, he stretched out his sinful hands, quickly picked up the phone, and clicked Enter the Tieba APP.

Gu Dashen used the female account very brazenly, and matched it with a batch of cute-looking meow avatars. Even the signatures are full of screens, eh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. Very spicy eyes.

Xu Qingzhou expressed disdain for this, rolled his eyes, and clicked on the column of replying the message accurately.

After browsing one by one, Xu Caizi's face became more and more gloomy.

Since the two met, he has always known that this person surnamed Gu is shameless, but he never thought that he underestimated him. He is not shameless, he is simply shameless, what should he do if he has no face.

Gu Dashen uses this trumpet, in the post bar from north to south, the level is not low, it can be seen that the waves are flying up, all kinds of teasing in the early stage, his words, his tone, his expression, can be regarded as unprecedented. Those who come, the real people and bases are one, invincible.

In the later stage, I stopped flirting, and started to try my best to become a fan, trying my best to hammer the Shenzhou CP into every aspect, and even shamelessly put gold on my face.

All kinds of perfect, handsome, beautiful adjectives and idioms that he has shaped himself, all piled up on himself, this shame, the walls of the Great Wall can't compare.

A series of infatuated characters such as "Crazy about love", "Give up on yourself after loving Xu Caizi", "The best love for Xu Qingzhou is to let go of your hands" and so on, let a group of ignorant girls follow "her" to eat melons, He looked dumbfounded.

In addition, what "she" said were all real things that happened, there was no fiction, except for exaggeration, but it was enough to make those girls believe a little bit that Xu Caizi abandoned his lover to protect his future, and Gu Dashen was sad to Yue Hard to bear grudges.

Such an idiot and resentment towards women, full of affection, touching and touching.

The truth is, those who hear it are sad, and those who hear it cry.

shit!

Xu Qingzhou has been seeing a post that Gu Yao replied a few days ago. The post is called #我们下南的礼人must be a straight man, not my live broadcast eating shit#, then, the host explained from 88 aspects that Xu Qingzhou is a straight man As a matter of fact, this guy said "But, I heard that Xu Caizi once went back to the dormitory wearing Gu Shen's clothes, and don't you know that when listening to the book "Sunshine Road", Xu Caizi and Gu Dashen were the same Sleep together, focus, sleep together!"

After that, no matter what he said, Gu Yao was blocked to death.

What Gu Yao was talking about was the last fight, and the clothes Gu Yao put on for him shamelessly. After his interpretation, there was inexplicably an ambiguous feeling of being alone and widowed, having private meetings under the moon, and keeping each other warm.

The latter one was even more out of thin air. The school arranged for the two to sleep together. It was obviously just a very pure partnership. When this guy said it, it seemed as if the two of them had done something shady during the event.

Clothes your head.

sleep you ghost.

Ha ha!

Unable to hold back one, Xu Qingzhou sneered.

Immediately afterwards, he heard movement from the toilet, and at some point when the sound of running water stopped, Gu Yao's voice came over clearly.

"Xu Qingzhou, what, do me a favor."

Xu Caizi was upset, when he heard the voice, he said coldly, "Say."

Through the glass door, Gu Yao didn't hear the displeasure in these words, but hesitated for a while, feeling a little embarrassed, after thinking about it, he was cruel, "I just put my clothes on the chair, help me I'll bring it over."

Hearing this, Xu Qingzhou took a look back. There were indeed some clothes behind him, sweater and trousers, plus a pair of underwear that was not too small at first glance. He took a look and hurriedly looked away.

Originally, he didn't plan to talk to Gu Yao and let him stay in there naked, but after thinking about it, an idea popped up in his mind, he simply put down the phone, picked up the pile of clothes and walked towards the toilet.

He knocked on the door, there was a movement from inside, Xu Qingzhou immediately pulled the door, Gu Yao held the handle and turned it around, but found that it couldn't be opened, and didn't continue, he uttered a sound: "Huh?"

Xu Qingzhou didn't explain, but continued to hold the doorknob with his hand, it didn't take much force, after all, he wasn't worried that Gu Yao would come out naked, no matter how brazen he was, he wouldn't be in broad daylight when the opposite side was the girls' dormitory. It's not shameless to walk a bird on the balcony, it's perverted.

This action made Gu Dashen even more confused, so he could only coax him in a good voice: "Hey, don't make trouble, give me the clothes first."

Xu Qingzhou curled her fingers, tapped lightly on the glass door a few times, and then said in an emotionless voice: "No hurry, let's talk about something."

"What? You give me the clothes, can we talk about it after we go out?"

"I just saw something very interesting."

"What? What's the matter?"

"Yeah, we all know that."

"for example?"

"For example, you posted the trumpet called "Gu Gu Gu Gu"."

"..."

After saying this, Gu Dashen understood where the problem was, and there was nothing he could do about it, so he could only lower his tone and said softly: "Well, it's an accident, it's really an accident, I can Explained, you listen to me explain."

Xu Qingzhou thought of Gu Yao's embarrassment now, smiled, nodded and said: "Okay, explain."

Although he explained, but if Gu Yao was really asked to explain, he didn't know where to start. After all, the trumpet really had too much black history.

"Let me help you," Xu Qingzhou saw that he was silent, and said generously, "Let me tell you that I winked at you when I was eating, called you to sing love songs every day, and gave you red hair every now and then. About Rose, oh! And during the event, I kept seducing you on purpose, but fortunately, you didn’t take advantage of others because you were still in the middle of your pregnancy.”

"..."

At this time, Gu Dashen really wanted to give himself a big mouth and make himself feel cheap. It really was a moment to spread rumors. He explained the crematorium. He is now in a situation where he can't explain it. People have turned him out. There is another explanation For eggs.

After thinking about it, he could only admit his fate, and said aggrievedly: "Well, I will go and cancel him in a while, it will damage your reputation, you give me the clothes first, and we will talk slowly later, okay?"

"I reject."

"Great talent, what do you want to do?" Gu Yao actually doesn't care about whether there are clothes to wear, although the opposite is the girls' dormitory, but as long as he bends down a little, walks in, finds the right time, and speeds up, the problem will be solved. Not too big.

He mainly saw that Xu Caizi was interested and didn't want to disturb him, so he followed him casually and made trouble with him.

Xu Qingzhou didn't know, he thought that Gu Yao was worried about embarrassment, so it was rare to see this man deflated, and he laughed happily.

Hearing Gu Yao's words, he squinted his eyes and thought for a while, as if thinking about how to make this shameless again. After thinking for a moment, the next second, he took a step forward, pressed against the door, and whispered: "You Call me husband, I'll give you the clothes, how about it, it's a good deal."

When Gu Yao in the toilet heard this request, he almost laughed out loud, raised his lips, and felt that his boyfriend was so cute, and made such a scene just to hear himself call him husband, you said cute No.

This requirement is too simple for Gu Yao, but the play still has to be done enough, so he pretended to be embarrassed: "Fuck, Xu Qingzhou, you are so cruel, this is too detrimental to a man's dignity, change it."

The expected reaction, Xu Qingzhou hooked his lips, raised his foot and lightly kicked the door frame, and said triumphantly: "No discussion, do you want to shout or not? If you don't, I can leave. You can stay inside." , Waiting to come out at night, or running naked directly, will be regarded as a pervert and make social headlines."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and planned to go back. How could Gu Yao really let him go? He continued to pretend that he had to give in, sighed deeply, and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, come closer, I can't do it if I shout ."

Hearing this, Xu Qingzhou took back the steps he had stepped out, bent slightly, leaned against the crack of the door, and waited for Gu Yao to speak with all his attention.

Gu Yao lowered his head and recalled what was called in the pile of GVs that Cheng once gave him. After thinking for a while, he also moved to the crack of the door, turned his head to clear his throat, and then lowered his voice in an orderly manner. , opened his mouth gently, "Mmm~ah~mm~ My husband, you are awesome~"

In just a second, Xu Qingzhou blushed.

Gu Dashen's voice is just like his own, it's very nice, and when he pretends to be deep, it's full of sexy and affectionate, and just after taking a shower, his whole body has been soaked in water for a while, and he already feels moist , a combination of several feelings, seductively tight.

There was only a thin gap between the two, and Gu Yao's voice penetrated into Xu Qingzhou's ears without any hindrance. Suddenly, it turned red to a degree visible to the naked eye, first from the tip of the ear, and slowly Spreading to the cheeks, and finally extending to the neck, it was all crimson red.

This groan/groan drifted around the two of them, and the temperature of the air slowly increased, as if it was sweet and greasy, causing Xu Qingzhou's nose and mouth to be filled with this smell.

A certain person didn't know it. He didn't hear Xu Qingzhou's response. He still worked hard and continued: "Well~ my husband~ I'm like this, okay?"

The flamboyant Gu Shenlang didn't need to rely on his strength, he could take off directly on the spot, which made people really blind. Xu Qingzhou took a small step back, separated the distance between the two, and stabilized his mind, then hurriedly said: "cough Cough, stop, stop, enough, enough, don't shout."

"Uh~ ok, husband~"

"..."

Gu Yao was also obedient, Xu Qingzhou told him to stop, and he really stopped without making a sound.

Xu Qingzhou blushed, feeling that such an atmosphere was too shameful, looked up at the figure printed on the glass door, and then quickly withdrew her gaze to look around.

He felt that he was at a disadvantage. He obviously wanted to cheat Gu Yao, but he was the one who lost face in the end.

A gust of wind blew from the balcony, which made the temperature on his face drop a little. Xu Qingzhou let out a mouthful of foul air, then raised his hand and knocked, signaling Gu Yao to open the door. The latter was very straightforward at all, twisted the handle directly, and opened the door a gap.

As the door cracked open, the water vapor inside rushed out. He was distracted and sprayed Xu Qingzhou's face all over his face. He felt that his pores were open. Worried about seeing the picture of the status-restricted class, Xu Qingzhou hurriedly turned his head , afraid of the eye of a needle.

Can't look at the toilet, can only stare at the outside of the balcony, and stretched his left hand into the door little by little, but he didn't know whether it was the wrong direction or what, Xu Qingzhou hung his hand in mid-air and fumbled back and forth for a long time, but he didn't feel that Gu Yao stretched out his hand to close the door. Take the clothes.

Feeling confused in my heart, I tilted my head slightly, intending to look at it from the corner of my eye. Just as my head shifted a little, I felt that the wrist of my left hand was suddenly grasped. Xu Qingzhou was so frightened that his hand loosened from inertia, and it just fell in his hand. on the tiles.

Before he had time to lament the fate of the clean clothes being soiled, the hand holding his wrist suddenly exerted force, and Xu Qingzhou panicked. Before he could react, he was pulled forward by the sudden force.

The scene in front of him suddenly turned upside down, and there was a "click" unlocking sound next to his ears. In the next second, Xu Qingzhou felt his back touch the wall with water vapor. The wall of the toilet was covered with tiles. The coolness still passed through his hands, which made Xu Qingzhou shiver.

The walls in the bathroom are paved with ceramic tiles. When the cold water on it collided with the steam evaporated from the hot water, many small water droplets formed. As soon as Xu Qingzhou leaned on it, the water droplets penetrated in bit by bit, covering the clothes themselves. The light color is dyed dark, like a blossoming flower.

The water vapor in the toilet has not dissipated yet, and the smoke is everywhere, floating on the face of the person, and the cold wind blows the cheeks outside. As soon as it comes into contact with the hot air, the pores immediately open, and the chill is dispelled in a short while.

Xu Qingzhou relaxed her body, leaned lazily against the wall, raised her chin slightly, smiled at the corner of her mouth, looked at the person who pressed herself against the wall, and said softly: "Hey, your clothes fell into the water, don't you care ?”

The latter moved closer and lowered his voice, "Tsk, just drop it, don't care."

Xu Caizi was happy, raised his eyebrows, looked up and down, "Then you will go out like this later?"

"Why, can't you?"

Shrugged, Xu Qingzhou didn't answer, anyway, it wasn't him running naked across from the girl's dormitory, so there's nothing wrong with him.

Gu Yao looked at his indifferent look, smiled, and moved closer, stretched out his hand to brush the fine bangs on Xu Caizi's forehead, then slowly slid his fingers, sliding across the eyebrows, bridge of the nose, lips, chin, Finally stay at the lower Adam's apple.

He felt the beating of Xu Qingzhou's Adam's apple when he swallowed his saliva, and a deep laughter sounded, and he said softly: "Baby, what did you ask me to call you just now, huh?"

Xu Qingzhou's goosebumps were aroused by this title, and he slapped off his fingers that were fidgeting around his neck, and said angrily, "Go away."

Gu Dashen was still smiling happily, and didn't care about it. He just changed his position, and started to hook the fluff of Xu Qingzhou's hat brim, and twist it back and forth between his fingers, "Come on, it's reciprocal, you can also call out to listen."

As he said, he put his right leg between Xu Qingzhou's legs and stared straight into his eyes.

Xu Qingzhou didn't move, just let him do whatever he wanted, just folded his arms between the two of them, then felt abnormality in his lower abdomen, his face changed, the smile on the corner of his mouth froze, and he said coldly: "Gu Yao."

"Hmm~"

"Put your "gun" back, it's hitting me."

"..."

As soon as these words came out, Gu Yao stopped pretending to be innocent and harmless, and leaned forward, raised his head and pushed back all Xu Qingzhou's broken hair, revealing Xu Caizi's handsome and handsome face.

The distance between the two was only a finger, and the breath came out, entangled with each other, accompanied by the water vapor that had not dissipated, very ambiguous.

Xu Qingzhou had just drank a cup of hot milk tea. At this time, her pale lips were glowing with water and a little red, beautiful and full of temptation, as if waiting for someone to taste them.

Gu Yao's eyes darkened, and his voice was involuntarily hoarse, and he spoke slowly, with suppressed passion/desire between the lines, "Xu Caizi, would you like to have a shot?"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Handsome author: [serious face] Gu Shen, because you are too coquettish, readers let Xu Caizi counterattack, what do you think of this?

Xu Qingzhou: [eyes brighten] I think it's okay.

Gu Yao: [Evil smile] Heh, woman, it's time for me, Kato Yao, to come out of the arena again!

ps: Guess what will happen next!

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