up north down south

As soon as the voice fell, the dormitory suddenly fell into a strange atmosphere. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you. They didn't speak for a long time, and for a while, only the sound of ticking rain outside could be heard.

Although Yu Fang couldn't see too many abnormalities, he was actually very flustered, which really fit the saying "The surface is as stable as an old dog, but the heart is flustered." I don't know if it's because the temperature is too low, or Xu Caizi's expression is too serious, He was frightened by Xu Qingzhou's deadly eyes, and a chill came from behind him, all the way up to the top of his head, and he felt goose bumps all over his body.

A gust of wind blew, and the coolness became more obvious. Yu Fang couldn't take it anymore, and subconsciously hugged his arms and rubbed them back and forth. When his body temperature rose and his body gradually warmed up, he said with a droopy face, "I know, this is indeed a serious matter." I'm not right, I will definitely find a solution, but now the problem is more serious, Fang Qi must kill me, I'm going to die Zhou'er, so why don't I come to you to find a solution?"

The rain outside has become much lighter. The whole south has been washed by a heavy rain, revealing more vivid colors than before. Yu Fang's voice was transmitted through the sound of the rain, and when it reached Xu Qingzhou's ears, it seemed extraordinarily long. The expression on the scumbag's face is as penetrating as a horror movie.

Xu Qingzhou stared at Yujing for so long that he lost interest now. He stood up, dragged the chair, and pushed away Yu Fang who was blocking the way in front of him. He could not hear any emotion in his voice, calm and indifferent, "Fortunately, you know This is your fault, I didn't let Shi Chen come out to recite it, but it makes sense, what you said is funny, first of all, Fang Qi is the victim, why should I help the tyrant, second, it's not my girlfriend who stole his game account, I Why do you want to help you?"

The meaning of the refusal of these words has been made very clear, Yu Fang immediately became anxious, and hurriedly followed, chattering behind Xu Qingzhou's back: "Zhou'er, don't do this, you are just letting me die. If you are a brother, why don't you even do such a small favor? What's more, when Fang Qi and I fight, it's you and Lu Qian who are in trouble. The back of the hand and the palm of the hand are all flesh, you help me It doesn’t work anywhere, but don’t get entangled to death, and when we fight, if you have any benefits, you can just say, what are your benefits.”

Xu Qingzhou returned to her seat, arranged the chair smoothly, then sat firmly on it, crossed her legs, and snorted coldly: "Oh, you are kidnapping morally, you know, if I don't help you, it will be heinous , Besides, why is it not good for me, I have so many books, I can use your bed to put books when you die."

"That's not enough, you are not afraid that I miss you and come back to catch up with you, and lie on the bed and stare at you in the middle of the night?"

"Don't, it's really useless to scare me, and I didn't kill you. As the saying goes: If you are wronged, you have a debtor. You can't justify it with me. If you can't, you can still find your little girlfriend. After all, she is the most damned." That one, tsk, wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, she will probably be dead by then, that's even better, you two can be a ghost couple down there, I'm really envious of others."

When Yu Fang heard this, it was very clear that Xu Qingzhou probably didn't want to help him like this, so he pulled Fang Qi's chair over, sat down flat on Xu Qingzhou's face, and assumed the posture of intending to have a long talk.

Xu Qingzhou raised his eyes and watched Yu Fang's series of actions without speaking, wanting to see what this guy was up to, the two just stared at each other.

"Zhouer," in the end, Yu Fang was the first to speak, "Among us, Fang Qi has the best relationship with you. An idol, usually he will believe everything you say.”

"uh-huh?"

Yu Fang looked at Xu Qingzhou's reluctance, and continued: "Actually, the problem is very simple. When the time comes, you can help me talk, divert Fang Qi's attention, and let him have no time to think about the game. Just leave it to me."

Xu Qingzhou moved his eyes from Yu Fang's mouth to his nose, and finally to his eyes, and said casually: "You said it yourself just now, what your little girlfriend did will definitely make Fang Qi angry and want to kill, but in fact, as long as you Keep silent, and firmly say that you don't know who stole the number. According to my understanding of Fang Qi, he will definitely not suspect you. Where did you hook up with netizens, at most you will scold for a while, and let it go if you can't find the murderer."

"I know what you said, but...but..."

At this point, Xu Qingzhou looked at Yu Fang's embarrassment, and also saw the problem, frowned, and asked puzzledly: "No, you know that you are still so anxious, there is a problem, is there any future? Uncertain situations may happen, so you have to talk to me first. If it happens, I can help you. Tell me, have you talked to Lu Qian? , it must be to convince me after solving Lu Qian, so the safety factor is higher."

Xu Qingzhou used an affirmative sentence. Seeing that he was exposed, Yu Fang could only smile awkwardly, "Ahem, I didn't hide it from you. Yes, it was a little accident. It is true that such an unknown situation may occur. .”

Just as I guessed, Xu Qingzhou still has some understanding of Yu Fang's temperament, he doesn't speak, and waits for the unknown situation that Yu Fang said with his arms crossed.

"Do you remember my birthday on the weekend?"

"Yeah." Xu Qingzhou nodded, Yu Fang had been talking about this since the beginning of school, and he couldn't remember it.

"It's mainly because, on my birthday, Zhao Yunshan, Zhao Yunshan is my current girlfriend. At that time, she stole Fang Qi's account like a fool, and scolded Fang Qi by voice on the world channel. I'm worried that Fang Qi's friends in the game will record the screen and send it to him, so she will go this time, and then..."

"Then you are afraid that Fang Qi will see her, no, you should hear her voice, and then match her with the girl in the game, and then Mars will hit the earth, causing the world to be destroyed." Xu Qingzhou is very natural The helper Yu Fang filled in what he hadn't finished.

He finally understands what's going on. Yu Fang celebrates his birthday every year. His girlfriend who was with him at that time will definitely go. Xu Qingzhou participated once and heard about it from Lu Qian. Naturally, it is clear .

"Yes, that's it," Yu Fang nodded in satisfaction, and highly appreciated Xu Qingzhou's IQ, "Although Fang Qi didn't know that [cotton candy] was Zhao Yunshan, if he heard the voice and thought about it again, the consequences would be disastrous Ah, after all, Fang Qi has always felt accurate."

Xu Qingzhou glanced at Yu Fang and said: "Then what do you need me and Lu Qian to do? When Fang Qi suspects your girlfriend, divert his attention, or do you want us to persuade Fang Qi to fight when Fang Qi is holding a knife?"

Yu Fang showed a smug smile at Xu Qingzhou, "Children make choices, and we adults have to."

For the future peace of the dormitory, Xu Qingzhou thought for a long time, and finally said speechlessly: "I will try my best."

Hearing that Xu Qingzhou agreed, Yu Fang stood up and gave him a hug. As soon as he took two steps forward, Xu Qingzhou separated the two of them with his hands, "Don't worry, let me explain first, I will help you because everyone Brother, I don't want to make trouble on your birthday, but this doesn't mean I think your girlfriend is nice. To be honest, I think this girl is really him...Forget it, to save face, no said."

Yu Fang didn't mind, retracted his outstretched arms, sat back again, and said with a smile: "She is a school girl who is younger than me, and Lu Qian also knows her. She used to chase me around at school, and now she is repeating her studies." , There is no way, she is still young and ignorant, don't worry, I have already scolded her, she will definitely not do such a thing next time."

Xu Qingzhou sneered: "Oh, and next time, it's a good thing that Fang Qi has nothing to do with you, so it's just a stolen number. If there's something really wrong, then your girlfriend can't take off his legs and arms. Do I need it?" I need to help him buy an insurance in advance, and the beneficiary fills in with me, maybe he can become a rich man or something."

"No, she's just young."

Xu Qingzhou raised his chin, and said with an unhappy face: "Who the hell is not young? Are you born like this? But whoever throws away all the hard-earned things like her? It makes sense, when I was as old as her, I felt like throwing up when I won the prize. I don’t know how to write the word repeat. Besides, when our family Fang Qi went out, everyone said he was underage, okay? .”

Yu Fang hesitated and said, "Brother, Fang Qi is probably a year older than me."

Xu Qingzhou continued to sneer: "So what, he looks younger than you."

"Come on, don't make faces to me, don't worry, I will find a way to get Fang Qi's equipment back for him."

Finally, after hearing a word from someone, Xu Qingzhou's complexion improved a bit.

Seeing that the problem was solved, Yu Fang didn't continue to surround Xu Qingzhou, put Fang Qi's chair back, and went back to his place.

Xu Qingzhou watched the rain scene for too long just now, and was provoked by Yu Fang's stupid girlfriend. He felt a little sore and backache, so he took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed to squat for a while.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have reviewed Yao's message. He picked up the phone next to the pillow and saw another message. Gu Yao probably told him that he didn't reply for a long time, so he simply sent another message.

[Xu Qingzhou, you won't release my WeChat, and then turn off the phone! 】

Xu Qingzhou was amused by the news, and the depression just now disappeared, and after thinking about it, he sent a message.

[This is a good idea, you can try it. 】

Not long after the message was sent, Gu Yao replied.

【Yo!Back, I thought I was blocked by you again. 】

[I have this plan, but I haven't had time to implement it yet. 】

[Don't, if you target me like this, if it spreads, others will think you are jealous of my handsome face, and you will hate me because of love. 】

【Yes, I'm quite jealous. After all, normal people don't have thick skins like you. As for love.Sorry no, I hate it. 】

[Is this how you treat your friends? How did Fang Qi tell me that you are kind and fragile? 】

[Maybe, this is different from person to person. 】

The recent relationship between the two has changed a lot from before. They no longer feel tense when they meet. Occasionally, you can chat with each other, and the conversation is very enjoyable. Both of them have equal knowledge and broad knowledge. The other party can answer questions, and can chat about history and finance, football skating, art music, etc.

Just as Gu Yao clicked send and was waiting for Xu Qingzhou to reply, he saw Han Chengjia rushing in with a face full of anger. Gu Yao, who knew Han Chengjia's honest nature, was quite surprised. After a glance, there was no message prompt, so he could only put down the phone and leave. In the past, I asked curiously: "What's wrong with Xiao Han? Didn't you go out on a date, why did you come back?"

Han Chengjia was angry when he heard Gu Yao asking him, he raised his head, sighed, and when he calmed down a bit, he said to Gu Yao: "It's nothing, I had a fight with Song Yuan, it's not a big problem for a small matter, it will be fine after a while, Yao Brother, don't worry about me."

Hearing this, Gu Yao raised his eyebrows. After all, since he met the young couple Han Chengjia and Song Yuan, he has hardly seen them quarrel. This love affair is like Wen Shui, without any ups and downs. The other party loves to death, not to mention quarrels, and seldom even blush.

Not to mention Han Cheng's family, he is an honest and responsible person, he thinks of everything for others, he is a well-known good man in the courtyard, he can do anything if he asks him for help, it is unambiguous at all, if it is not for having a girlfriend , there will be no less girls chasing him than Gu Yao.

The same is true for Song Yuan, who grew up in the south of the Yangtze River, gentle and gentle, always with a shy smile on his face, and the whole person gives others a feeling of spring breeze, anyway, she is a gentle and elegant girl who has no offensive power, although her appearance is not The best, but that indifferent temperament is quite attractive.

Gu Yao and his dormitory had a good impression of this girl. They all accepted the existence of this younger sibling after they met for the first time after dinner, and shouted that if Han Cheng’s family got married, they would definitely pack a big red envelope. .

So when I first heard them quarreling, I was still very surprised.

Gu Yao was a little curious, fearing that his tone of voice would be too strong, which would make Han Cheng's family even more displeased, so he purposely lowered his voice and said, "What's going on? Why are you arguing? Come tell me, Brother Yao Be your confidant brother and help you untie it."

Han Chengjia was holding his breath in his heart, and the feeling of not being able to get up or down was very uncomfortable. He was so stuffy that he was about to blow himself up. Seeing that Gu Yao was willing to listen to his complaints, he didn't shirk, so he opened his mouth and said, "Brother Yao You also know that our school’s English department is not very popular, and Xiaoyuan is only a freshman with relatively few courses, so she wants to work part-time. Of course, I think it’s good for women to be independent and self-improving, but tell me about her, why? I'm going to be a bartender in a bar."

After taking a breath, she continued to say: "The place is so messy, and she has night shifts on weekends. Hasn't she considered safety issues? The number of female murders in 2018 has increased by 60.00% compared to last year. The Law on the Protection of Women's Rights and Interests has not yet been perfected. It was revised in 05 and now, the number of women's victims has increased even more. The cases I talked about in front of her every day, such as the "la la incident" and "stewardess incident", she was stunned Didn’t you listen to any of them? Don’t you know how to think about your own safety when you’re such an old man?”

After listening carefully from the beginning to the end, Gu Yao finally understood. From the perspective of a single dog like him, it was actually a disguised show of affection, a crazily display of his concern and affection for his girlfriend.

Gu.Single Dog.Yao didn't have such worries, but he expressed his admiration for Han Chengjia's technology that can be used in his own profession. He felt that if he hadn't worked hard, the Shangbei Xueshen would have to be replaced today. up.

"Xiao Han," Gu Yao thought for a while, but still resisted the pressure of being shown affection, "You two are making troubles about this recently."

"That's right, she was on night shift for the first time last weekend. I was worried. I sat there and waited for her all night. Fortunately, nothing happened. But I may also wait for her every time. What if I have something to do? ?”

When Gu Yao heard what Han Chengjia said, he suddenly thought of the time he had hot pot with Xu Qingzhou before. Later, Han Chengjia went out and didn't come back all night. Cheng once believed that Han Chengjia had hit a home run. Full of joy, he bought a red egg for Han Cheng's family, saying that it was to celebrate his "growth", leaving a boy and becoming a mature man.

But after listening to the story, Gu Yao realized that Han Cheng's family just went to work with Song Yuan, and nothing happened to the two of them, and he felt sorry for Cheng Yi's red egg.

Gu Yao coughed twice and said, "Ahem, so you planned to let her resign and not go to the bar, but Song Yuan didn't want to, so you two started arguing?"

Han Chengjia could feel that the reason for the quarrel was a bit bad, and he seemed to have a small stomach, so he explained embarrassingly: "Yes, it means that I am short-tempered, but I have so much work, and I have to do this if I don't do well. I leave early and return late, and the environment is complicated. , I am also worried about her, I just want to discuss it with her and ask her to resign this one for another, and then she said that I am machismo and don't respect her personal wishes, brother Yao, you say, I am a macho doctrine?"

Gu Yao didn't know much about the relationship between men and women, so he could only pat Han Chengjia on the shoulder to persuade him: "Brother, I don't know much about relationships, and I don't know how to give you advice, but if a girl says yes, so be it. As long as you admit it and don't deny it, there will be no problems, follow her, and all problems will be solved."

Han Chengjia looked at him sadly, and regretted that he had discussed it with Gu Yao, an emotional idiot, "Forget it, I'll go ask Brother Dafei."

When Gu Yao heard the tone, he immediately became unhappy, "Wait, what you said made me feel obvious contempt."

Han Cheng's family was oppressed by Gu Yao for a long time, how could he dare to admit it, and immediately waved his hands to deny it, "No, no, really, Brother Yao, you believe me, I swear, I just think that Brother Dafei might have a way."

Gu Yao naturally didn't accept Han Chengjia's words, and raised his eyebrows in displeasure: "Although I don't have a life-and-death relationship like Yang Fei and Cheng Yi, the story is as exciting as a novel, but who else? Mom’s falling in love is like a novel, don’t you think?”

Han Chengjia had no choice but to keep nodding.

Gu Dashen did not force him to answer, and continued: "The question you mentioned is actually very simple. At worst, let's go there on the weekend. When we go to play, we can help you see if the environment is really complicated. You can also help You beat and beat those who have Song Yuan's idea, if we all think there is nothing wrong with it, and you let Song Yuan resign, then you are really machismo."

Han Chengjia thought about it in his mind, and felt that this method is okay. When Gu Yao and the others go, if they all feel that the bar environment is messy, even if Song Yuan doesn't listen to his own words, then Song Yuan must listen to what they say Bar.

Moreover, even if the bar is not chaotic, if a few of their big men sit there and declare their ownership when the time comes, those who have thoughts about Song Yuan will retreat and the problem will be solved.

Han Chengjia, who felt that this method would work, nodded and said: "That's fine, then let's go this weekend, okay?"

"This week, will you be too anxious?"

"Don't rush, don't worry, the sooner I solve this rock in my heart, the sooner it will fall."

Seeing that Han Cheng's family was really worried about this matter, Gu Yao could only agree, "That's ok, today is Wednesday, we'll go there on Saturday, and we just finished the quiz tomorrow. You can relax then."

"Okay, that's it. Then I'll apologize to Xiao Yuan first, and I'll tell them when Brother Da Fei and the others come back tonight."

Gu Yao looked at Han Chengjia anxiously looking at his mobile phone a dozen times, so he stopped embarrassing him, and waved him to go out and call his girlfriend.

After Han Cheng's family closed the door and went out, Gu Yao suddenly had nothing to do. He lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth. After thinking about it, he still sent a text message to Xu Qingzhou.

[Great talent, come out for a drink on weekends, please. 】

There was no reply to the message, and there was no response to the one just now. Gu Yao thought that there might be something wrong, but he didn't care, so he threw the phone aside and read a book.

Xu Qingzhou didn't reply because he fell asleep. He was a little sleepy. He fell asleep with his mobile phone in his arms in a daze on the bed. After waking up, the rain outside had stopped, and the whole sky was gray. , The lights were not turned on in the room, and it looked dark.

He propped his hands, sat up from the bed, squinted his eyes for a while before he regained consciousness, looked around with the faint light outside the room, but didn't see Yu Fang, and saw Fang Qi who was receiving water in front of the water dispenser.

Fang Qi heard the movement, looked up at Xu Qingzhou and said with a smile: "Wake up."

Xu Qingzhou nodded, his voice was a little hoarse when he just woke up, "Well, where is Yu Fang?"

"I don't know. When I came back, you were sleeping alone. You didn't turn on the light because you were afraid that it would wake you up."

"How long have you been back?"

"I just came back for a while, I sent you a message and you didn't reply, so I just brought you a box lunch."

Xu Qingzhou nodded his thanks.

"Why did the Calligraphy Club seek you?"

"Oh, National Day is coming soon, just let me write a few words."

Fang Qi smiled, stood in front of Xu Qingzhou's bed, raised his head and said, "By the way, what are you going to give for Yu Fang's birthday?"

"Well..." Xu Qingzhou just woke up, his brain was running slowly, and he thought for a long time before he remembered what his gift was, "Didn't he fancy a pair of shoes last time, I bought that as his gift?" Gift."

Fang Qi nodded. He always knew that Xu Qingzhou's family was in a good position, so he didn't feel anything about it.

"Then what did you give?" Xu Qingzhou asked curiously. , Fang Qi doesn't have much pocket money, so every time they celebrate their birthdays, the gifts they give are very unexpected, and the value is not lower than the money spent.

Fang Qi smiled even more happily when he mentioned his gift, and hurried back to his place, turned on the computer, and while waiting for the computer to turn on, he poked his head out and said to Xu Qingzhou who was sitting on the bed: "Didn't that idiot Yu Fang say that he wanted to put him in bed?" Is that set of [King] dyed in an angry red? Di Dao recently released a dyeing system."

Hearing this, Xu Qingzhou had a bad premonition, and Fang Qi continued to say: "My mother, I have saved that stone since last semester. It’s only three short, and if you work hard today and tomorrow, you should almost be able to catch up with his birthday, Zhou Er, do you think Yu Fang will cry like an idiot when he sees this, hahahaha.”

"..." Xu Qingzhou was fully awake and knew the ending of the story.

After Fang Qi finished speaking, seeing that Xu Qingzhou didn't make a sound, he asked suspiciously: "Zhou'er, your brain hasn't started yet, why don't you talk?"

Xu Qingzhou glanced at the login interface of Fang Qi's computer, not really wanting to see the next cruel side, continued to lie back and covered his head with the quilt, and said sullenly: "No, I can't open my eyes, I'm still sleepy, Sleep a little longer."

Seeing this, Fang Qi thought that Xu Qingzhou hadn't woken up, shook his head, ignored him, and continued to log in to his game.

Xu Qingzhou estimated the time in the quilt, then silently counted three two one, and heard Fang Qi's roar from below.

"Damn!!! That little bastard stole my account!!!"

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