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The university campus on weekends is quieter than usual, and everyone is still immersed in dreams. On the foggy playground, beside the road, and inside the open library, only a few people can be seen, each buried in their own things , so that some of the vigor and vitality that surrounds you will not appear lifeless.

Gu Yao belongs to the kind of person who is content with enjoying himself. Every weekend, he will definitely sleep in the dark, regardless of the day and night. Today is no exception, but someone refuses to let him do so. He knocked on the door of bedroom 606 early in the morning. .

"Dong dong dong, dong dong dong..."

"Han Chengjia, go and open the door."

Gu Yao was sleeping soundly, annoyed by the sound of knocking on the door, his whole temper also came, turned over and put the quilt on his head, turned over and planned to continue to sleep, but he still didn't forget to ask Han Cheng's family to open the door.

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

After waiting for a long time, the knock on the door was still ringing, and then he remembered that Han Cheng's family hadn't come back last night, and he didn't know what he was doing with his girlfriend. The posture of knocking to the end without opening the door is very annoying.

Gu Dashen, who was about to be driven crazy, couldn't continue to pretend that he didn't hear it at this time. He hammered the bed board hard, lifted the blanket and poked his head out from inside, opened his eyes slightly, and glanced around in a daze. All around, the knocking sound of "dong dong dong" is still ringing, and the person outside the door does not know what is in a hurry, the frequency of knocking is much faster than before, and it is matched with the atmosphere of thick mist in the early morning , those who didn’t know thought it was the evil spirit urging him to die.

Gu Yao scratched his hair irritably, and cursed loudly, "Damn it." Hearing a voice outside the door, he seemed to be sure that there was someone in the room, and the knocking stopped, and the sound disappeared. Gu Yao was satisfied now. With a displeased face, he slowly went down the stairs.

He bent down and turned out the slippers that he accidentally kicked under the table when he went to bed last night. He pulled the slippers and walked to the door while brushing his hair, and shouted angrily: "Come on, come on!" Come on, stop knocking, knock on your mother, knock on, and make people sleep early in the morning. Fuck!"

Opening the door, the people standing outside the door were none other than Yang Cheng and the two who stayed out of the house last night to run errands. To be precise, it should be Cheng Yi, who was weak, and Yang Fei, who was smiling.

Seeing the two of them like this, Gu Yao didn't bother to say anything, turned around and went to the toilet to wash up, but said in an angry tone, "Can you two bring a key with you next time?"

Yang Fei also knew that the behavior of disturbing Qingmeng deserved a beating, so he explained with an apologetic smile: "I walked in a hurry yesterday, so I forgot, I didn't bring breakfast for you and Xiao Han," Yang Fei raised his eyebrows. With the plastic bag in his hand, he looked around and asked, "Where's Xiao Han? Why isn't he here? Did you go out? Where did you go early in the morning?"

Gu Yao was rinsing his mouth, when he heard Yang Fei asking him, he raised his head and cleared his throat with water, spit the mouthwash into the pool, took the towel hanging by himself and wet it with water, and wiped off the scum on his face. After the toothpaste bubbled, he said: "I didn't go out, I didn't come back at all. I came back with him yesterday. Song Yuan called him out before he came in. I thought I went to the library to help Song Yuan." Finished up my English. Now it seems that I guessed wrong, I took my daughter-in-law's words as an imperial edict before I got married, and I got it after I got married."

Yang Fei felt quite surprised when he heard this. Han Chengjia and his girlfriend Song Yuan have been talking for almost two years. One is honest and responsible, the other is shy and restrained. I can't even do the behavior, let alone make an appointment like today and not return all night.

Cheng was also surprised at one point, but he didn't hold back his words like Yang Fei. He always liked to mix in these gossips. When he heard the news, he didn't lie on the table like a persimmon. He immediately became energetic and looked up for knowledge. Desperately asked Gu Yao: "Damn, he has learned to stay out all night now, wasn't he shy even letting them kiss for a long time before? Sure enough, people can't be judged by appearances, so they can't tell. Xiao Han is a bad guy, but I'm still worried that he's so cowardly here, he won Song Yuan's home run in the year of the monkey, Dayao, if you know any inside information, tell your brother chant."

Gu Yao didn't get enough sleep, so naturally he wanted to ignore him. He just went into the dormitory from the balcony, took all the plastic bags from Yang Fei's hands, and picked and picked them for a long time, and finally stuffed them into his mouth. Don't return the red bean paste buns, carry them all and walk to their own seats. When passing by Yiyi's seat on the way, he poked Cheng Yi's waist cheaply, and as expected, he heard the latter screaming like a pig.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hearing the voice, Yang Fei ran over hurriedly, bent down and half squatted next to Cheng Yi, and kneaded his waist skillfully, with perfect and precise strength, while pressing, soothing him in a gentle tone: "Be good, be good, I will Help you rub it, it won't hurt anymore, it will be fine after a while, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."

Cheng once supported his waist to enjoy this kind of five-star service. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his boyfriend's gentle face and felt very pained. It was obvious that this person was the culprit for everything, but he was just like Cotton, making himself look like Being favored and arrogant, like making trouble for no reason, there is nowhere to even get angry.

Helpless, Cheng could only lean on the table for a while, found a comfortable position, poked Yang Fei's shoulder hard, and said with gritted teeth: "Yang Fei, you have the nerve to say it! Who am I to blame for this? Who are you to blame? What did you tell me last night? If you hadn’t patted my chest and told me that riding doesn’t hurt! How the hell would I listen to you! The position is gone, I believe in your evil."

Yang Fei wasn't angry when he was pointed at his nose and scolded, he just smiled and pinched Cheng Yi's finger to his mouth and kissed him, and the hand rubbing his waist didn't stop. Continue to exert force on the waist, looking for a position and strength that can make Cheng once comfortable.

Gu Yao chewed the red bean paste bun in his mouth, very suspicious that he took it by mistake. He obviously felt that what he ate tasted like dog food. He swallowed it a few mouthfuls, but he lost his appetite and continued eating. The loving and affectionate dog-boy, with a malicious smile on his face, "Yo~~Riding/riding, this is the two of you, it looks like the game was quite intense last night, Yang Fei, you have to treat me to finish eating this time." Thank you, thank you for opening the door to your family's new world, look at his thirst for knowledge, use it a little, it's all for your benefit."

"You fucking shut up!"

"Du, you have to remember that your brother Yao will always be your brother Yao." Gu Yao still maintained that look of being beaten up, and did not see Cheng Yi's embarrassment and anger at all.

"Can't these breakfasts keep your mouth shut?" Cheng once turned his head and glared at him.

Gu Yao didn't answer his words, but just raised his head and said to Yang Fei: "Yang Fei, you can't do it! Look at Cheng once like this, you still have the strength to speak, let me doubt your dignity as a man , why don't I give you some bullwhip and tiger whip next time, while you're young."

"You smelly and shameless old hooligan, can you show some face, can you?" Cheng once made a gesture to get up and beat him up, but he was defeated by the pain in his back as soon as he got up, his body was stiff and he dared not make any movements, and finally he was supported by Yang Fei Sit back gently.

Yang Fei continued to lower his head to rub Cheng Yi's waist without raising his head, and said calmly: "Gu Yao, by the way, did you send Xu Qingzhou's WeChat ID last night? I remember correctly, right?"

Gu Yao tied all the plastic bags of the steamed stuffed buns and put them aside. He was drinking a cup of soy milk in one gulp. He raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and waited nonchalantly for Yang Fei's next words. With Yang Fei, the two of them are working hard, so it's okay to know, not to mention, Gu Yao thinks there's nothing wrong with asking for a WeChat account, what's wrong?Is there a problem with making friends or something?

Seeing Gu Yao looking at him, Yang Fei didn't know that Gu Dashen had thought a lot in a short time, and continued: "Although there is nothing wrong with you asking for a contact information, but you were still buying Xu Qingzhou's photos in the post bar yesterday, right? , plus the last time you opened a small account, you went to the post bar and blew yourself up saying that you were masturbating to Xu Qingzhou's photo. From this, we can see that you are a pervert. The metamorphosis of the light boat photo climax/tide.”

"Cough, cough, cough, cough." Shocked by Yang Fei's words, Gu Yao choked on the mouthful of soy milk before he could swallow it, and almost spit it out, so he put down the soy milk and pulled out a napkin, cough It was heartbreaking.

Cheng once saw Gu Yao deflated, and the depression just now was swept away. He looked at his boyfriend with eyes full of admiration, and asked quietly: "Damn it, I wondered who the insider broke the news at the time, so it hurts." Those girls dug out all my selfies, co-authored and acted by this old rascal, tsk tsk tsk, this script is so simple, Feifei, how do you know that '咕咕咕' is his alias? "

Yang Fei didn't stop moving his hands, but raised his head slightly and explained to Cheng once, "Gu Yao used that account to flirt with Xiao Han on the Shangbei Tieba before, and all kinds of quarrels between brothers and sisters caused Song Yuan and Xiao Han to quarrel. One, Xiao Han complained to me last time when he and I took the elective class together."

Cheng once laughed out loud after listening to it, and found that his whole body was hurting when he smiled, so he hurriedly withdrew his smile, maintaining this weird expression of wanting to smile, and said happily: "It deserves it, one thing falls one thing, one mountain presses one Shan, there will always be someone to deal with this old rascal, to eliminate harm for the people."

Gu Dashen, who hadn't slowed down yet, coughed and burst into tears, so he could only show his two middle fingers to the pair of dogs and men to show respect.

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small theater:

It is said that after Gu Shen and Xu Caizi were together, Xu Caizi accidentally found out that Yang Fei had exposed Gu Shen:

Gu Yao: Yang Fei farts, I will be the kind of person who hides your back and uses your photos to masturbate, definitely not.

Xu Qingzhou: Gu Yao.

Gu Yao: What's wrong?

Xu Qingzhou: Why are you taking my photo?

Gu Yao: I don't bother masturbating behind your back, so I'm facing you.

Xu Qingzhou: ...

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