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Going shopping is a sport that promotes feelings, eliminates troubles, and regains new life among girls. The age group can span from junior high school to Xu Qingzhou's mother's generation. Girls' enthusiasm for shopping is like that of otaku counterparts. Longing, never too much, never tired, just like eating Xuanmai, you can't stop at all.

As far as Xu Qingzhou's mother is concerned, the family usually organizes climbing a mountain to exercise and exercise. My mother is so tired that she is dying when she reaches the mountainside. She walks for 10 minutes and rests for half an hour, which perfectly explains what it means to be weak and weak. Fufeng, but when you go shopping, it's like fighting chicken blood. From the street to the end of the street, and from the end of the street to the street, you can go back and forth several times without getting tired.

Since I have lived under the oppression of my mother since I was a child, when Xu Qingzhou saw these two girls who ran to the south with migratory birds when they arrived at the pedestrian street, and they were about to take off from the performance scene, they felt very headache, and began to think about whether they should really find them. A girlfriend, although they won't fight because of Jin Yong Gu Long, but if they go shopping every day, it's not as meaningful to him as a fight between the two, at least the relationship can be increased during the fight, after all, Hitting is kissing and scolding is love.

"How is it? Are you tired?" You Hui waited for Zhu Qin to go to the fitting room to change, then she walked over with a smile on her face and asked Xu Qingzhou who was sitting on the chair.

Xu Qingzhou slightly raised her head to look at You Hui, immediately changed her tired expression to a gentle expression, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I usually exercise more frequently, and I often run and swim, so this kind of exercise is not for me. It’s relatively easy.”

You Hui's smile deepened, and he joked: "It seems that Xu Caizi is not only good-looking, but also a fragile vase, he still pays great attention to personal physical fitness."

"There is no way, who let the body be the capital of the revolution. Our Liberal Arts School is already full of yin and yang, and there are few opportunities to exercise on weekdays. If you don't take time to do some exercise, your body will keep up with the rhythm."

You Hui looked at Xu Qingzhou, glanced back and forth, and asked uncertainly: "Are you planning to retire at a young age?"

"Soaking wolfberry in a vacuum flask is not practiced now, and I have to follow the trend, or I will be called an uncle by the post-00s."

You Hui thought about the scene where Xu Qingzhou was chased by a child and called him uncle, and couldn't hold it back for a while, and burst out laughing "puchi".

Seeing her smiling happily, Xu Qingzhou was about to say something more, but suddenly stood up, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said softly: "Zhu Qin has been in for so long, why hasn't she come out? I'll go and have a look first. Otherwise, I'll miss the opening of the movie."

Xu Caizi, who had just opened his mouth and hadn't had time to spit it out, could only chew and swallow the words, and sat helplessly in the rest area waiting for You Hui and the others. This wait took another 10 minutes, and when they finally When I came out of the pedestrian street, it was still 10 minutes before the opening of the movie.

I don’t know when the rule was formed. Watching movies without drinks and snacks will lose the soul of watching movies. Among them, the girls have carried forward this rule. Nothing can stop them from buying popcorn and cola, even if they are late.

So when Xu Qingzhou and the others entered the exhibition hall with a bunch of things, there were already a lot of people inside, and there were hardly many vacant seats at a glance. The advertisements on the big screen were almost finished, and the final finishing touches were in progress. .

He asked You Hui and Zhu Qin to stand below, moved all the things in his hands to the left, freed his right hand to take out the movie tickets from his pocket, and searched for them one by one along the serial numbers beside the armrest. The exhibition hall was a bit dark, Xu Qingzhou I was also worried that turning on the flashlight of the mobile phone would make others unhappy, so I searched for a while before I saw it, then turned around and waved, signaling You Hui and the others to come over.

Considering the girls' toilet and personal convenience, Xu Qingzhou chose to sit in the innermost seat, and took the initiative to make room for the two girls near the stairs.

After the three of them were seated, the movie on the big screen began to play the opening song. Xu Qingzhou confirmed it with the light projected on the screen. Today is the premiere, and there are quite a lot of people who came to watch the movie. The seats are full, there are men, women and children, most of them come in groups.

The show he booked is in a small hall, and the movie is also a very ordinary comedy movie. After all, he and You Hui have not developed into a couple yet, not to mention that there is Zhu Qin following behind, how about the three of them watching a love movie? I thought it was strange, so after thinking twice, I chose one with better publicity.

Xu Qingzhou withdrew his gaze, took a sip of the drink, and frowned the next second. He really wondered if the little brother who made the drink was shaking his hands, so he added half a cup of sugar to it, or what else? It would be so sweet that it would make him sick, and he wanted to vomit.

He thought for a while, and put the drink cup back into the groove intact. He probably won't touch it again after this movie. Although this cup cost more than 20 yuan, he really didn't want to drink it. Test your own tolerance limit.

The movie hasn't officially started yet, the male protagonist's funny expression and exaggerated music have already made many people laugh. Xu Qingzhou turned his head and looked at the two girls beside him. Seeing them together, he didn't know how to mutter Gu said something, simply took out the phone from the bag, turned down the brightness, and planned to send Fang Qi a message first, and just sent him dozens of messages when he was on the pedestrian street, and almost couldn't hold back. blocked.

[One Leaf Bingzhou: Don't make noise, I'm watching a movie! 】

[I am your grandpa: wronged.jpg, when will you go back to the dormitory, bring me a meal, I am so hungry, I think I can see the universe and the galaxy now. 】

[One Leaf Bingzhou: Won't you get up and eat by yourself?You can also order takeout! 】

[I'm your grandpa Fang: You have to go down to get it when you order takeaway!I'm not free here either, I'm busy fighting for help, I really don't have time to spare, wow!You don't know, there is a stinky and shameless idiot in the opposite gang who robs our girl's dart, and he doesn't ask who his grandpa is, he can touch me, but it's impossible to bear to touch my woman. 】

[One Leaf Bingzhou: White Eyes.jpg, is that your woman? 】

【I'm your grandpa Fang: It's almost there. 】

[Yiye Bianzhou: Baiyan.jpg, where is Lu Qian, you can ask him, let him bring it for you, didn't he not go home this week, he should be free. 】

[I am your grandpa: Panic.jpg, Your Majesty, the Regent has recently had a menstrual cycle error, which may be due to abnormal fetal position and signs of premature delivery. Excuse me, forgive me for being afraid. Don’t dare. 】

Xu Qingzhou recalled Lu Qian's Shura aura recently in his brain, he could feel it from a long distance, and he had the face of wanting to destroy the world every minute, shivered from fright, and suddenly understood Fang Qi's fear very well.

[One Leaf Bingzhou: What about Yu Fang?He is so idle all day long, so he must be free. 】

[I'm your Grandpa Fang: Yu Fang is a shameless old thief, I don't know which woman's bed I'm sleeping in now!I guess he is busy working hard and fighting bloody battles. Tell me, he is not afraid of kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency, and he will die from exhaustion! ! !My lord, save your most loyal subordinate! ! ! ! ! 】

Xu Qingzhou looked at the string of exclamation marks on the phone and sighed, and continued to message him back.

[Yiye Bianzhou: The movie here has just started, and I have to go to eat after watching the movie, and I don’t know how long it will take to go back. Fang Aiqing bears it by herself. You can't be hungry, you can't be with others, you can't be a man.If you really can't help it, just take a bite of yourself, close your eyes, be hard-hearted, chew and swallow casually, the taste is actually not much different from pork. 】

When this news was sent, Xu Qingzhou could already imagine Fang Qi jumping up and down in anger in the dormitory. Enough of the jokes, he still planned to save his own poor children out of morality, so he borrowed it from the neighbor next door last time. Report to that buddy to send a message asking him to bring Fang Qi dinner.

As soon as he clicked on the input box, he heard someone say to him, "Please let me go."

Xu Qingzhou was busy editing the news, so he didn't look up, but turned slightly to let the group of people in. After the news was sent and the movie officially started, he looked up. This surprised him, and he saw Gu Yao was sitting next to him, smiling and waving at him.

"I..." Just as Xu Qingzhou was about to say fuck me, he suddenly thought of You Hui and Zhu Qin sitting next to him, so he could only swallow back what he almost spit out, reorganized his words, and lowered his voice: "Why do you it's here?"

Gu Yao was also happy to see Xu Qingzhou's distraught appearance. Originally, Cheng Yi and Yang Fei were planning to go out on a date. The two dogs and men had already made plans. First, they would watch a romantic movie and then have a romantic candlelight dinner. Finally find a hotel, open a big bed room, and spend this perfect Saturday night today.

Who knew that everyone packed up and got ready to go out. Cheng Yi, who couldn't hide the matter, was stunned by Gu Yao with a few words, and immediately sifted out all the blah blah blah blah. Yang Fei couldn't stop him, and didn't feel it Mr. Cheng said anything wrong, and he raised his chin at Gu Yao proudly, thinking that he could abuse Gu Yao, a single dog, and make him cry in the face of the wind and feel sad for the moon.

Then Mr. Gu. Single Dog. Yao rolled his eyes, looked at the backs of Cheng Yi and Yang Fei, thought for a moment, took his coat, and followed Han Chengjia who was memorizing legal knowledge, saying that he was training the dormitory Love, establish a good room atmosphere, and promote the sublimation of brotherhood.

Along the way, no matter how Cheng Yi scolded or yelled, like turning on the automatic shielding mode, he didn't listen to a word, and just didn't leave.

In the end, no matter how much Cheng once regretted that his mouth was useless, the romantic date between the two turned into a dormitory party. Candlelight dinner in the back, romantic big bed room.

Gu Yao, who had been stabbed by countless villains in his heart for a while, said that he didn't feel anything in his heart. He took the movie ticket as a matter of course and dragged Han Chengjia into the second exhibition hall. Going back to the dormitory, leaving the world of the two of them to them, but what I never expected was to see Xu Qingzhou here.

Seeing Xu Qingzhou's expression, he was immediately happy.

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Tolerate what others can't bear, what pedestrians can't do, tolerate what others can't tolerate, and behave what others can't do. ——Ma Nan's "Yanshan Evening Talk Conservation"

Interpretation: A gentleman endures what others cannot bear, what others cannot do, tolerates what others cannot tolerate, and treats what others cannot do. It means that a gentleman can endure what others cannot bear, can tolerate what others cannot tolerate, and can stay where others cannot stay. The place.

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