Cold violence

After He Chu got the papers, he obviously became much quieter. Zhou Yu was very satisfied with this state, and also liked being at the same table. Being able to do the test with He Chu made Zhou Yu feel that this was a very meaningful thing.

For some reason, Zhou Yu suddenly thought of...

It is said that a serious look is the most beautiful...

So he turned his eyes sideways and saw He Chu's focused eyebrows, his heart moved slightly.

"I'm not sure if I can write some topics..." He Chu put the tip of the pen into his mouth, and gnawed unconsciously.

This is his habit, every time he thinks seriously, he will feel that there is something missing in his mouth, as if he can make up for his regret of not being able to speak.

Hearing his ambiguous words, Zhou Yu knew that he probably put the pen in his mouth again, so he stretched out his hand helplessly, gently took the pen out of his mouth, and put it on the table.

No matter how old you are, you are still like a child.

"Hey...what are you doing?" He Chu was thinking about the topic when Zhou Yu's actions interrupted his thoughts in an instant.

Zhou Yu's hands kept moving, still calculating rapidly.

He Chu turned his head and found that Zhou Yu's rigorous attitude towards things had extended to small matters such as drafting. His drafts were neat and tidy, from top to bottom, left to right, as standardized as the typesetting in a textbook. Zhou Yu said intermittently: "Eat less pens, um... there are a lot of... bacteria on the pens, the answer to this question is five-sixths times the square root of two, oh, not your question, you always eat pens, You'll develop pica."

"What pica?" He Chu picked up the pen again, rewrote the idea of ​​the question just now, and asked casually. Just as he was about to put the pen in his mouth again, he heard Zhou Yu say, "I just like to eat food." A penchant for weird things."

He Chu was so frightened that he quickly spat out the pen cap from his mouth.

What's a... weird thing?This sounds kind of scary...

"Don't scare people, how could someone eat this kind of food with such a weird habit."

Zhou Yu didn't answer right away, but looked at the topic quietly, and after he thought about the idea of ​​the big topic, he said slowly while writing: "You have already become a habit of biting the tip of your pen habitually. And there are eight common pathogenic bacteria in daily life that I can name, each of which is very harmful to the human body, and it will naturally cause disease if exposed to too much, you don't need me to say more, right?"

He Chu was taken aback for a moment, what he said was really good, he really deserved to be at the same table as him.

"Ah yes... What you said makes sense, but exposure to germs is an inevitable event that will happen in life, and it cannot be prevented by humans. You are still a minor, so don't think so much every day, just like a little old man." He Chu After joking around for a while, I said a few words to Zhou Yu, and I lost the mood to write the question, so I quickly figured out the question just now, and remembered another interesting thing.

So he raised the corner of his mouth and asked, "Oh, by the way, do you want to drink wolfberry tea?"

"I don't drink it very much. I know it has many benefits, but I basically don't have time to soak it. But I personally think you can drink more. If it is paired with chrysanthemums, the effect will be better. I think you should need it." Zhou Yu said on the side While doing the math, he devoted his mind to talking to He Chu, without delaying either end.

Whenever this kind of topic is discussed, Zhou Yu's words will become much more than usual. He has the right to give a popular science to He Chu, an unscrupulous guy, but He Chu regards these as Zhou Yu's words. The beginning of a change in attitude towards him.

Tsk... He Chuxin said that you know everything, I wanted to tease you at first...how can I continue now?

Then he suddenly remembered that wolfberry tea seemed to have some kind of...special function benefits.

So he put away the paper and deliberately teased Zhou Yu: "Then you know...does it benefit that aspect too?"

"Well... I mean that wolfberry tea can decompose the harm caused by alcohol in the human body. If you always drink alcohol, you can seriously consider my suggestion."

The bull's head in his answer was wrong, obviously he didn't understand what He Chu was asking.

"I'm not talking about this, but...that aspect." He Chu deliberately pronounced the word "that" seriously, and looked at Zhou Yu with raised eyebrows.

"Which aspect?" Zhou Yu was touched by He Chu's knowledge blind spot, waiting for He Chu to tell him the answer, so he also stopped writing and looked at He Chu with some malicious eyes.

He intuitively felt that there was probably nothing good about He Chu's words, but he could tell from He Chu's expression that there was a story behind it, and his curiosity was aroused.

"It's...there."

"where?"

"That..." He Chu was looking at Zhou Yu with a smile in his eyes, but suddenly he glanced under Zhou Yu.Zhou Yu didn't know what to do, followed his gaze down, and suddenly realized what He Chu was referring to.

His face was flushed with shame, and he yelled at He Chu: "He Chu! You! Why are you..."

Why are you so unabashed, discussing this kind of issue in broad daylight?

"Zhou Yu! He Chu! What are you two chattering about in class!" Before Zhou Yu could finish speaking, he suddenly heard the teacher above his head yell loudly. Only then did he realize that they had already started class, and his volume suddenly became uncontrollable. , It has become too big for the teacher to bear.

He stood up in a jerk, and saw He Chu sitting up slowly, hesitantly preparing to explain to the teacher: "Teacher, we..."

If you can't say it, you can't tell the truth that they are discussing wolfberry tea in class...

"You don't know after class, do you? I didn't say that I wanted to save face for the two of you, but you didn't realize it at all?"

"I..." Zhou Yu wanted to say something, but saw that He Chu had stood up indifferently.

He couldn't help getting a little angry.

It's okay if you don't have a regular shape, but now you are called by the teacher, how can you be so indifferent?

At the same time, he was still a little annoyed, why didn't he realize that he had already attended class, and he just yelled out loud...

He Chu folded his arms indifferently, the corners of his mouth were tense, as if he was holding back a laugh.

Zhou Yu's expression of embarrassment and anger just now couldn't be more interesting, that's Zhou Yu, it's rare to see this person is different from usual... quite cute.

But his attitude really irritated the teacher completely. He has already been criticized and still pretends not to hear?The teacher is not happy either.

"You two go and reflect on me! Stand in the corridor for me!"

At this time, everyone in the class focused their eyes on the two of them, and Zhou Yu felt as if he had been penetrated.

He had never liked this kind of staring, and the feeling now took him back to the first day of school, when he stood at the door and was watched by the whole class.

Zhou Yu glanced at He Chu, saw that the corner of his mouth could no longer hide the smile, and instantly became more angry, gritted his teeth and stood in the corridor with He Chu.

He Chu leaned on the corridor guardrail with a satisfied face, his two long legs crossed together, which was very pleasing to the eye, if one ignores the anger in Zhou Yu's heart at this time.

"You just said... What about me?" He Chu mentioned what Zhou Yu hadn't finished just now without any grievances. As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that the anger in Zhou Yu's eyes seemed to burst out.

Whoops, angry.

Zhou Yu was so angry that he wished he could cut off his robes with He Chu. Not to mention what he wanted to say just now, Zhou Yu had never been punished by a teacher since he was a child, and today he was punished because of He Chu's gaffe in class The fact that he was sent to the corridor to be "watched" by those who walked by was enough to anger him.

An unprecedented sense of shame occupied Zhou Yu's mind. For a moment, he couldn't remember what he wanted to say just now, and could only point at He Chu with his trembling fingers.

Before going out, the eyes of the people in the class made him feel ashamed, and he wished to bury himself on the spot.A good student is used to being a good student, so he can't accept the fact that he is criticized, although this good student is only superficial.

"Tell me, what's wrong with me? Hey, why are your hands shaking? It's the first time you were punished to stand. Oh, you'll get used to it. Look at me, I feel comfortable standing."

He said with a smile, adjusted a comfortable posture and leaned against the corridor.

"You are not ashamed but proud!" Zhou Yu was shocked by He Chu's shamelessness today. He Chu's face is not only the thickest in the world, but at least he can rank first among Zhou Yu, "I ...I...I just wanted to say why your thoughts are so obscene!"

He Chu glanced at Zhou Yu's lower body in his spare time, then took his gaze back slowly, and said with a smile, "Is this obscene? I didn't intend to say it just now. Who told you to ask yourself? Why don't you ask?" That kind of eyes full of thirst for knowledge looked at me, why do you call me obscene now?"

"Why are you so shameless! It was you...you asked me first if I knew the benefits of that aspect, so how can you blame me for wanting to know!"

Zhou Yu was so angry that He Chu's words made him tremble all over, but unfortunately he couldn't swear, and he was so angry that he could speak "shameless" all the time.

Words like this are completely harmless to He Chu. Young Master He has been hanging out with rich second generations since he was a child, and he would fight with each other when he has nothing to do. He has seen all the scenes, big and small, no matter how ugly the scolding There are, not to mention the word "shameless"?

It's really cute that people who don't speak much want to learn to swear like people.

"But who told you that you don't know, and you are still too curious? You can't blame me." He Chu gave Zhou Yu a bright smile, but that face that seemed harmless to humans and animals at this time made Zhou Yu Feeling devastated.

Zhou Yu took a few deep breaths, sorted out his emotions and the whole story, his voice was a little tired: "Okay, let's sort it out now, shall we? It was you who first asked me if I would drink goji berry tea, and then I said goji berry tea is good for you. Benefits, then you asked me if I knew the benefits of wolfberry tea in that aspect, I was curious, isn't that so? So why are you blaming me?"

He Chu counterattacked without showing any weakness: "That was when I was writing the topic. You took the pen out of my mouth and listed all the disadvantages for me. I thought you knew a lot, so I asked You are talking about health care."

"Then why are you asking me...that kind of question in class?"

"What kind of question?"

"That indecent question!"

"Why aren't you serious..." He Chu looked at him with a smile: "Shouldn't normal men know more about their bodies? Look, you won't let me eat pens."

The corners of Zhou Yu's mouth twitched. He felt that he couldn't look at this person directly. He forced a smile and said, "Is this my concern for you? If you don't like it, I don't have to do it."

He Chu smiled when he heard the words "concern for you". He deliberately teased Zhou Yu, and Zhou Yu was so careless, it was a rare opportunity, how could he let it go?So he said slowly: "So... Aren't I also concerned about you?"

When Zhou Yu heard this, he almost wanted to grab He Chu's shoulder and shake him violently, shaking all the unwritten logic out of his mind, otherwise... otherwise how could this person be so...shameless? !

But Zhou Yu's self-cultivation over the years made him forcibly resist the thought of beating He Chu violently, so he could only shout "He Chu!" to vent his aggrieved heart.

He Chu smiled and said, "Why?"

"Aren't you both standing up for punishment!? You're still arguing outside, huh? Let others see that our Class [-] monitor and classmates get along like this?! Class [-] has this quality?!"

The teacher's roar came from the classroom, and Zhou Yu was so ashamed that he wished he could disappear in place, but fortunately, the windows on the wall facing the corridor were all built up, and the front and back doors of each class were closed, which made Zhou Yu feel sad. Anyway, there is some comfort.

But he had a hunch that even through the wall, he seemed to be able to imagine the expressions of those people in the class now.

Most of them are a little gloating.

He glared at He Chu fiercely, but he didn't know what He Chu was thinking. He looked very happy seeing his expression.

Zhou Yu's teeth were a little sore when he laughed.

"Since I can't stand up well, I'll be punished by running to the playground! Five laps per person! Stand up again after running! Give me a good exercise when you're energetic, and reflect on yourself when you come back!"

Zhou Yu lowered his head, feeling that he could no longer say anything.

Today is one day since he has been in school for so long, and everyone has been lost.

He was about to take He Chu to the playground and come back after the punishment, thinking that He Chu would never talk when he was running, and he would definitely not have the energy to talk after running, and then he could still get a little clean.

Thinking of this, he suddenly got a little comfort in his mind.

Unexpectedly, He Chu walked two steps with him, and suddenly remembered something, and shouted towards the door of the class: "Teacher! I apply! My deskmate is not in good health, can I help him run?"

Zhou Yu: "I don't need it!"

He Chu's voice was amplified in the corridor, and Zhou Yu felt that he could no longer let this person speak, otherwise, within a long time, the entire teaching building would know about these two characters.

So he couldn't bear it anymore and took He Chu away forcefully amidst the teacher's roar.

Zhou Yu's footsteps were fast, but he couldn't stop the idea from arising in his heart.

——In the future, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely can't take He Chu's words anymore!

And He Chu was dragged forcefully by Zhou Yu, smiling contentedly.

It's really interesting to tease Zhou Yu.

The author has something to say: wolfberry tea has been specially checked, and if you think you need it, you can try it.

But then again, it's frustrating not to have a comment.