[Seventy-five] King of Xiangyang is super fierce

It is said that children with complicated family situations will grow up much faster than their peers.

This point is deeply reflected in Xiaotuan, that is, Zhao Zhuo.

Whenever someone asked him who his mother was, he could answer quickly, "My mother is Qin Xianglian, from Liling, and now she recognizes Grandpa Zhao, the housekeeper of the palace, as her godfather, and works in the palace."

But when someone asked him who his father was, he really didn't know how to answer.

It is said that his father is the younger brother of the current emperor, the King of Xiangyang, but he does not know who the famous Nan Xia Zhan Zhao is to him.

It stands to reason that the person his father married... should also be his mother, bah, is it his father?

The most important thing is that there is also a Chinchilla Bai Yutang, so what should he be called? ?

It took Zhao Zhuo three whole nights to come up with the best name. He called his prince Daddy Daddy, Zhan Zhao called Second Daddy, and Bai Yutang called Third Daddy.

He figured this out by himself with his superior intelligence, and no one told him.

So when he was shopping for groceries with Grandpa Zhao on the street the next day, he saw King Xiangyang and the three of them, and called out to each of them politely, "Father, second father, third father!"

King Xiangyang: "..."

....It's okay to call them two, but what happened to Fifth Master's third father? ?

ah? ? !

Bai Yutang was also very helpless, but he also liked the two children in the palace. Looking at Xiaotuan's innocent smiling face, he was silent for a while, and replied: "Yes."

King Xiangyang: "..."

There were whispers all around.

"Look, what Kaifeng Minwen wrote is true, and the children are screaming like that, how can there be fake ones?"

"My lord is really capable, such two characters can..."

"Isn't it? From my point of view, those concubines of the prince must have been recruited by Ji Gao. He doesn't look like he likes women?"

"Hush, he seems to be looking at us."

King Xiangyang: "...."

At night, the King of Xiangyang finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Zhan Zhao who was undressing beside him, "The rumors outside have become like this, why are you not jealous!?"

Zhan Zhao couldn't help being a little amused, "The clean is clear, you are by my side every night, so why should I care about it?"

As Zhan Zhao said, he took out a copy of Kaifeng Minwen from the cabinet, "What's more, what's written here is really bizarre, and there are only a few people who really believe it."

The King of Xiangyang saw that Zhan Zhao was secretly chasing the people of Kaifeng and asked, "Even you are chasing?!"

"Okay, Zhan Zhao, you...!"

Seeing that King Xiangyang was going to have a seizure, Zhan Zhao was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly put down the book in his hand, coughed, and sat down beside the bed, "I'm just checking to see if there's anything bad about you in it."

King Xiangyang raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Did that make me write badly?"

Zhan Zhao thought about it for a moment, and somehow he remembered something in the book. He suddenly leaned into King Xiangyang's ear, and said softly, "It's very well written, even... more enthusiastic than you."

King Xiangyang's face turned deep red, and he stepped back, "You can read about Kaifeng people's news later, and I'll burn one after another!"

Zhan Zhao rolled his eyes, "Okay."

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and took the hairpin from King Xiangyang's hair. He untied the black hair and put it in a bun. This is something only the most intimate people can do.

King Xiangyang saw Zhan Zhao approaching unsuspectingly, and knew what the other party wanted to do. Even though he was separated by the heavy clothes, his slightly bouncing skin seemed to tremble.

When Zhan Zhao really kissed him as he expected, his lips pressed together, King Xiangyang closed his eyes, and before he could enjoy such delicate tenderness for half a moment, Zhan Zhao had already grabbed his shoulder condescendingly in the blink of an eye.

The two are different in height, Zhan Zhao put his hands on King Xiangyang's shoulders tightly, King Xiangyang could only passively raise his head, sucking on his lips, he forgot where he was for a moment, and wrapped his arms around Zhan Zhao's slender and elegant The neck and lower jaw were pinched and raised slightly by Zhan Zhao, and the tip of his tongue was entangled in one place.

Although Zhan Zhao is gentle, he will be much stronger in this kind of matter.

The king of Xiangyang and Zhan Zhao set a date, and lived in the palace on the third and fifth of each month, and lived in the Kaifeng mansion at other times.

Today happened to be living in the Wangfu, Xiaoyuan has learned lightness kung fu from Ding Yuehua now, has learned a little, and can slowly climb up the roof by herself.

She crawled past the window, and the people in the room were too focused and ignored her movement. Xiaoyuan's big eyes glanced inside, and the sight was so amazing that she immediately cried out in fright.

The King of Xiangyang was terrified by her crying, and hurriedly pushed Zhan Zhao to run out, and saw Xiaoyuan crying out of breath by the window, choked up intermittently, "Father...you, you always say Xiaoyuan is greedy, but Uncle Zhan is the most greedy...! I only eat food, but he, he also eats people! I saw him eat yours just now... Ugh!"

Zhao Dehan, Xiaotuan and the others were also attracted by the cries, and the King of Xiangyang hurriedly covered Xiaoyuan who was chattering and crying.

Zhan Zhao couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words, Jun blushed, hugged Xiaoyuan into his arms, and coaxed, "Uncle Zhan doesn't eat people, he hurts people. Your father doesn't feel well, Uncle Zhan did it to make him feel comfortable." ..."

Zhao Dehan and the others are coming soon, the more the king of Xiangyang heard Zhan Zhao's words, his face became redder, and he covered Zhan Zhao's mouth, "If you don't know how to teach children, don't teach them!"

Why doesn't any of them have the subtle and euphemistic advantages of the ancients!

This kind of farce was over, and on the second day back to Kaifeng Mansion, King Xiangyang accidentally passed by the window of Mr. Bao's room, and he heard an ambiguous voice inside with a keen sense of hearing.

Mr. Gongsun's gentle voice came out, "My lord...don't, the window is not yet..."

The voice rang softly for a while, then gradually disappeared again, only to hear Bao Zheng say: "No problem, the guards of Zhan never close the windows."

Then the king of Xiangyang didn't dare to listen any more, so he hurriedly walked like a gust of wind, pretending that he hadn't been here before the wind had blown.

It seems that the doors and windows must be locked airtight in the future!

The author has something to say:

How should I put it, because I have been too busy recently, and I applied for the final list last week, so I have to rush to finish Sahua, so the ending has to be like this first.

Thank you for your company. Only with you can I continue to write my first final article. Without you, I would not have it. If I thank you, I won’t say any more. It’s the same sentence, I love you, and I hope to have you in the future! !

I really can't bear it, I can't bear Yanyan, I can't bear Zhan Zhao, I can't bear to be the best fifth master in the world, and I can't bear to be with them and worry about their relationship.I want to say goodbye, I wish you a bright future, everything goes as you wish, and everyone has a happy ending in the book!

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"Please don't sue [Quick time travel]"

Copywriter:

When Pei Le listened to the optical brain intelligence system in his brain that claimed to come from Xuanli 3056 telling him in electronic voice accompanied by bgm: "We are locked", Pei Le just wanted to unilaterally reject this marriage.

He, Pei Le, was a young, outstanding younger brother, somehow got entangled in this uninvited optical brain system, and it was the lifetime one.

Pei Le: Damn, what does this have to do with me?

According to the chatterbox system, its inventor, Chu Yi, accidentally turned on the emergency self-closing function of the optical brain, and the system automatically bound the last person who had contact with its owner under the stability assistance function at the first time. people.

——that is, Pei Le.

System: In fact, it's true that rain girls have melons.

The original intention of developing this optical brain is to allow users to personally experience the plots of novels or movies.

Pei Le was forcibly brought into the consciousness level of the system owner Chu Yi's brain by the optical brain, and the system told him that only by doing everything possible to remind Chu Yi of his true identity can the system's emergency autistic function be released.

But who would have thought that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's brain, he was shocked on the spot.

What kind of novels does this person usually read? !

ah? ? !

——Edward Chuyi "Romantic Castle: The Blood Prince Loves Gently"

——Xuanyuan Chuyi's "Wulin Absolute Love: Lord Leader, Please Let Me Go"

——Zhao Chuyi's "Sweet Nie Yuan: Evil Younger, Don't Be Too Pampered"

——Long Chuyi's "A Kiss Addiction: The Ruthless School Bully, Please Take the Trick"

——Nicholas Chuyi, "Prisoner Love Becomes a Devil: Mess with the Evil Butler"

——Nangong Chuyi's "Destined: Shark Palmist is Too Clingy"

……

"Okay, it's Tom Sue..."

"Chu Yi, be sober! This child is really not ours, I am a man, you have to believe in science!"

"Next, I will play a song "Father", just to impress the son behind me, prepare...why are you kissing my mouth!!"