[Seventy-five] King of Xiangyang is super fierce

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang have the same drinking capacity, no one can compete with the other, Bai Yutang asked someone to carry all the good wine from the bottom of the box of Jiang Ning's mother into the hall, and for a while, no one was eating or drinking. Continued, all gathered around, wanting to watch a good show.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, the evening wind blew in from outside the door, lifted his lock of temple hair up high, the bright hair color was reflected by the lamp, like the sun wandering in the daytime. "What's the point of just drinking, Mao'er, do you dare to play with Fifth Master?"

After Bai Yutang finished speaking, he glanced at the King of Xiangyang, and Zhan Zhao caught his eyes. He had a bad intuition, and asked, "Brother Bai, what do you want to play?"

"Let's fight, the loser will not only have to drink, but also tell a story about his hero saving the beauty, how about it?"

Zhan Zhao was taken aback, "I don't have such a story."

Bai Yutang shook his head, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Don't fool the big guy, you think you have such a great reputation in Jianghu as a Nanxia, ​​so you don't have any stories about concubines?"

The King of Xiangyang was only focused on eating, but Bai Yutang wanted him to drink vinegar. Bai Yutang didn't see the slightest reaction from the King of Xiangyang for a long time, and secretly cut off the chopsticks of the King of Xiangyang, "Mr. Don't you listen to the matter in the middle?"

King Xiangyang: "..."

How many pairs of chopsticks did he cut in one night?

Chopsticks are produced in the empty island, right?How amazing are chopsticks?

All eyes were on the King of Xiangyang. In order to prevent these knights from all corners of the country from attacking him, Bai Yutang and Ding Yuehua did not disclose the true identity of King Xiangyang, so everyone only regarded him as a member of the court who worked with Zhan Zhao.

Jiang Ping, the fanjiang mouse, sees the excitement the most and doesn't think it's a big deal. Seeing this, he immediately agrees with his precious fifth brother: "The fifth brother is right! Mr. Gu, you don't usually pay much attention to the affairs of the world, do you? Listen more, it's very interesting! "

King Xiangyang nodded silently, and opened his mouth. Everyone thought he was about to say something, but they heard King Xiangyang swallowed his saliva in the eager eyes of everyone, and said, "Can you come over with another pair of chopsticks?"

Bai Yutang: "......"

Zhan Zhao: "..."

People in the Songjiang Mansion: "..."

Bai Yutang suddenly felt that he had made mistakes with the wrong person, and Zhan Zhao was actually... quite pitiful.

At the beginning of the first round, Bai Yutang stretched out three fingers and shouted "Coincident to Seven", Zhan Zhao then stretched out five fingers, "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea", five plus three is exactly eight, Bai Yutang failed to win the game, lost one In the game, he cursed secretly, raised his bowl and drank it all in one gulp, "You cat is lucky!"

Granny Jiangning waved towards the back of Bai Yutang's head as soon as she hit her crutch, hating iron for being weak: "It's a shame, you can lose like this!"

Zhan Zhao slowly made a gesture, "Acceptance. Brother Bai can tell you the story of saving the beauty."

Bai Yutang's face began to darken again. After thinking for a while, he pursed his lips and said, "Three years ago, in Hangzhou, I rescued a wealthy daughter who was hunted down."

Ding Yuehua was also listening on the sidelines, and immediately pouted when he heard the words, "What... Five Brothers have such a romantic affair, just use such words to perfuse us."

King Xiangyang nodded, and said, "It's a story, how do you count in one sentence?"

Bai Yutang is stealing chickens and not losing money, and the person he wants to harm is not harmed, but he also made himself feel fishy, ​​and said dissatisfied: "What is it about, your fifth brother has always kept himself clean, unlike some wolves in cat skins , to put it nicely is called gentle and approachable, but to put it harshly, doesn’t it mean that anyone who comes is always welcome?”

Seeing that Zhan Zhao did not argue, Ding Yuehua stuck out his tongue, "Then the famous Qinhuai concubine who jumped into the river for you...that, what is it called, Jin Ruyu, how do you explain it?!"

This matter really wronged Bai Yutang, Jiang Ning's mother-in-law knew it best.

At the beginning, this story was widely circulated in Jianghu, because it was a courtship of a famous concubine, so it was inevitable to be embellished and embellished. When it was heard by Jiang Ning's mother-in-law, it was so outrageous that Jin Ruyu had Bai Yutang's flesh and blood, but was abandoned in the end. Jiang Ning's mother-in-law was so angry that she tied Bai Yutang to see Jin Ruyu that day.

In the end, Jin Ruyu didn't intend to jump into the river at all that day, but Bai Yutang was so frightened that he jumped directly into the Qinhuai River.

Anyone who saw the ferocious Bai Yutang pointing his sword at him would probably not be able to bear it.

Grandma Jiang Ning didn't expect that even now people would still believe those old storytellers' nonsense, she said angrily, "I love him so much that I want to jump into the river because I'm scared by him!"

"If this brat is really capable enough to make a girl swear by him, my mother won't be so angry with him all the time!"

With blue veins protruding from Bai Yutang's forehead, he silently raised his hand, "Zhan Zhao, come again!"

This time, Bai Yutang was more considerate and didn't leave any room for Zhan Zhao. He didn't want Zhan Zhao to have a chance to make up the number in his hand, but he stretched out his finger and shouted, "Full House!"

I thought that Zhan Zhao would count five fingers this time, but he only had one finger here, so he couldn't make up ten.

Zhan Zhao was slightly taken aback, "Brother Bai...you...."

Lu Fang couldn't bear to watch, and said, "Fifth Brother, you made such a stinking punch, but you deliberately made it hard for others!"

Bai Yutang didn't care too much, "He can't make it out, who can be blamed?"

As soon as the words fell, the solid mahogany stick hit his head again, "You are still a dignified Chinchilla, can you stop embarrassing the empty island? You want to win by these means? Fist punches, fine wine!"

Bai Yutang was slightly angry, let go of his hands and snorted coldly: "Yes, Nanxia is the most upright in the whole world!"

"Fifth Master just drink it!"

The second-ranked Chedishu Han Zhang liked Bai Yutang's embarrassment the most, so he ate some food and said with a gloating smile, "Fifth brother, what beauty did you save this time?"

"This time..." Bai Yutang's tone paused, and he suddenly felt some tightness in his chest. Seeing the King of Xiangyang looking at him with a smile on his face, his heart was not bitter or sore, but he was panicked. The voice became much lower: "A few months ago, Ruan Hongtang saved a man who was greedy for life and afraid of death."

I have blocked the scalding hot water for him, jumped over the most taboo sea for him, dressed up as a woman for him, and wandered for him.

He doesn't know anything.

Ding Yuehua clapped his palms together, laughed and said, "Oh~~ Sister Hong was rescued from Ruan Hongtang by you, could it be...?"

Jiang Ning's mother-in-law didn't doubt him either, and scolded with a smile: "How can you say that the girl's family is greedy for life and afraid of death, brat, will you die if you eat sweets!"

Bai Yutang only glanced at King Xiangyang, then looked away, lifted the wine jar directly, and took a deep gulp.

Even the King of Xiangyang took this joke seriously, thinking that she was indeed a rumored girlfriend, and the book said he was having an affair, so it was not groundless!

Zhan Zhao's eyes were as black as ink, and he stared at Bai Yutang calmly for a long while, then suddenly he picked up a jar full of wine and bowed to Bai Yutang: "Yutang, Zhan Zhao respects you."

Bai Yutang didn't move for a moment, he laughed, and then raised the altar, paying respect from afar.

After drinking for three rounds, after a few rounds, everyone went to drink their own. Many people went back to the house to rest. Only Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang drank so much that the oil lamps in the hall were refilled several times. Forget it, King Xiangyang also drank some and became slightly drunk.

Putting aside the gloomy moment just now, Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao started drinking together, held an empty jar, put his arms around Zhan Zhao, and said inarticulately: "The plague cat... Grandpa can't compare to you, then It's... let... let you"

Zhan Zhao naturally drank too much, but he didn't forget the business, nodded with a smile, and patted Bai Yutang's shoulder, "The fifth master is famous all over the world, and his martial arts skills are outstanding. How about going back to Beijing to work with Zhan Zhao?"

Bai Yutang was delighted to hear it, and shook his dizzy head, "That's still useless... You said, if the fifth master enters the court, he will be ten thousand times bigger than you, a plague cat!"

The King of Xiangyang lay on the table and hiccupped, the tips of his hair were slightly visible, and the shadow fell on his smile, which was very beautiful.

King Xiangyang smiled, "...don't argue, I'm a bigger official than you!"

Bai Yutang smacked King Xiangyang's face with a disdainful palm, and was immediately dragged aside by Zhan Zhao, and said vaguely, "You are a big official... You have the ability, go to be the emperor... Then you are the biggest!"

King Xiangyang's eyelashes fluttered, and his sanity became muddled, "Then you help me rebel... I should be rebelling with my identity... If you help me become the emperor, I will be the biggest!"

"Okay!" Bai Yutang patted the table, "then build... a place like Ruan Hongtang, and help you..."

Zhan Zhao's consciousness was hazy, and he waved his hand, "Master Bao will punish you for treason... No way!"

The King of Xiangyang rushed to the side of Zhan Zhao, the two of them got very close, their breath brushed against his face, and the King of Xiangyang couldn't help pinching Zhan Zhao's face while he was drunk, "If you don't make me the emperor, I'll be the king." From now on, the first official to demote you will let you..."

"Let him be an eunuch in the palace!" Bai Yutang laughed loudly from the side, laughing and laughing, suddenly felt a little... want to vomit.

"Hehehe..." King Xiangyang subconsciously glanced at Zhan Zhao's bottom, his face flushed, "I think this idea...is very good!"

"Nonsense!" Zhan Zhao supported his drowsy head, grabbed Xiangyang King who wanted to get up and go to the next table to get wine, pulled him in front of him, and whispered in Xiangyang King's ear: "Being a eunuch... Why do you still hurt Yanyan?"

The King of Xiangyang yelled, jumped up, frowned and shook his head: "You... just say such strange things!"

"Fifth...Fifth Master," Xiangyang King went to talk to Bai Yutang, who was silently relieved, "You just said... What can I build to rebel...?"

"Build a building!" Bai Yutang suppressed his nausea, and proudly patted King Xiangyang, "Just like Ruan Hongtang... called... called..."

"It's called the Sky Tower!"

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