[Seventy-five] King of Xiangyang is super fierce

Gu Yiyan is an amateur writer, he has no pen and ink in his stomach, so he writes some toilet books for entertainment with his vulgar mind.

I used to live a good life, but recently caught up with the frenzy of overtime work in the company, how can I have time to update the street stall books I wrote?

This delay in drafting will cost lives.

Gu Yiyan, who didn't eat or drink for three days and nights in a row, typed like crazy, and finally fell on the keyboard he loved and hated the most in his life.

There was still a row of large characters shining brightly on the screen: "If this book has an ending date, I will sit up in shock in my dying illness."

When I woke up again, it was already in the Northern Song Dynasty.

Gu Yiyan seemed to have not slept so comfortably for a long time, turned over, rubbed the soft thing under his body, and continued to dream.

After a while, I suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Wait, limp?

He never puts anything on his bed, let alone soft pussy pillows!

Gu Yiyan quickly opened his eyes, met the eyes of his concubine Lin Meiyan, and couldn't help shrinking back suddenly.

"Ah! Where did the woman come from!"

Lin Meiyan yawned lazily, and covered Gu Yiyan's screaming mouth with her slender fingers, "My lord, it's still early, let's sleep later."

"Ah! You call me prince!" Gu Yiyan grabbed the quilt to cover Lin Meiyan, who was almost completely dead at the moment, and when she stood up, she realized that she was also completely dead.

"Ah! Where are my clothes!"

Hearing Gu Yiyan's cry, the guards and servants rushed over one after another. The manager Zhao Dehan hurried forward and asked with concern: "What's wrong with the prince? But you have to get up and change clothes?"

Gu Yiyan stood under the eyes of the people in the room, and fell silent.

"emmmmm, bring me two clothes."

As soon as Zhao Dehan waved, a row of maids immediately stood up, each holding a set of exquisitely crafted robes, Gu Yiyan was dumbfounded.

Zhao Dehan thought he was dissatisfied, so he clapped his hands, and the group of maids holding clothes started to dance spontaneously, making eyebrows and singing while dancing: "Red silk quilt, ivory bed, hugging Ke Yilang in your arms." .The lover sleeps, undresses, sticks out the sugar on the tip of the tongue..."

"Stop...stop!!" Gu Yiyan, an innocent young man who is usually too busy to even have time to contact love action literature, suddenly saw such an open scene, it was really hard to accept!

After speaking, he wiped his nosebleed fiercely.

Gu Yiyan probably figured out his identity and knew that he might be a very lewd prince now, so he waved his hand and drove out the maid who danced so selflessly in the room together with Lin Meiyan who had started snoring on the bed, leaving only Zhao Dehan was left alone.

Gu Yiyan asked Zhao Dehan to wait for him to get dressed, and pretended to be casual and asked casually, "Ahem, what are your plans for today?"

Fortunately, Zhao Dehan couldn't see his abnormality, so he smiled flatteringly, "My lord forgets things too much. Yesterday An Lehou sent a letter, saying that he prepared a generous gift for you, and you can arrive today. But this matter was Bao Zheng from the Kaifeng mansion knew about it, and said he was going to come to our prince's mansion to make trouble today!"

Gu Yiyan was shocked after hearing the truth.

Anlehou.......

Kaifeng Mansion......

Bao Zheng......

I!knock!plum!mom!Who is not good to wear!

It actually made Lao Tzu time travel to become the King of Xiangyang! ! ! !

Gu Yiyan immediately lowered his head and began to search left and right in the room, Zhao Dehan followed him, and asked a little strangely: "I don't know what the lord is looking for?"

"What are you looking for?" Gu Yiyan searched without even looking up, "Look for a tunnel where you can escape! You should also pack up and run, and let me know to disband the Prince's Mansion."

Zhao Dehan turned pale with shock: "My lord, what are you talking about? You ran away, what will happen to the hundreds of people in the house!"

"You..." Before Gu Yiyan could finish his words, the hall was noisy, and a servant hurried over to report.

"Report...report to the lord, Bao Zheng and the others brought a group of people, carrying a few wild boars and wild deer, and said they wanted to see the lord!"

What to do? What to do? What to do......

Gu Yiyan bit his fingers anxiously, and looked to the side, Zhao Dehan was also biting his hands nervously.

Gu Yiyan: "......"

Suddenly I felt less nervous.

Hey, forget it, the disaster cannot be avoided, I believe that Bao Zheng will not be able to kill him now.

Gu Yiyan, oh no, it should be the King of Xiangyang now. The King of Xiangyang straightened his clothes, took a deep breath, and strode towards the front hall.

"The King of Xiangyang is here!"

Someone saw King Xiangyang coming at a glance. King Xiangyang raised his hand and waved to the guards with knives who were looking at him all around, wanting to show his full affinity.

Zhang Long who happened to be standing next to him quietly whispered to Zhao Hu: "Hey, Zhao Hu, look how dare this thief king laugh at us!"

Zhao Hu gritted his teeth angrily, "Let him laugh, and he will cry later!"

Bao Zheng stood at the front with a dark face and expressionless expression. He waited for the King of Xiangyang to pass by before slowly speaking: "My lord came just in time, please take a look at this batch of wild game."

Xiangyang Wang Rumang, who was not the King of Xiangyang, squatted down with a forced smile on his back and checked the wild deer and boars that had fallen on the ground.

Bao Zheng was slightly taken aback, and exchanged a tacit look with Mr. Gongsun beside him.

The King of Xiangyang has always been arrogant, arrogant and ruthless. Every time he used his power to obstruct Bao Zheng's handling of the case, he would go to the palace to face the saint, and randomly read Bao Zheng's book.

How did you become so talkative today?

Even Zhan Zhao, who always hated King Xiangyang, was slightly taken aback.

The King of Xiangyang looked at it for a long time, but saw nothing, and said truthfully, "I don't see any problem with this batch of wild game."

Bao Zheng didn't know whether his complexion was dark or his face was dark, his whole face was covered with clouds, and he said again: "Your Majesty, are you sure?"

King Xiangyang was taken aback, swallowed his saliva secretly, thought for a while and said, "If you smell it carefully, the meat seems to be broken...?"

Bao Zheng & Gongsun Ce & Zhan Zhao & Melon Eater: "..."

Who told you to watch this...

Bao Zheng took a step forward, put his hands on the round belly of the wild deer, and said loudly: "Look, my lord, the belly of this deer and wild boar is bigger than that of ordinary wild deer and wild boar. The lower officials suspect that the inside of their belly , are hiding something ulterior!"

The King of Xiangyang hadn't reacted yet, and his face was full of admiration: "What is something unspeakable?"

Bao Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "My lord, don't act any more! Here is the stolen money obtained by An Le Hou Pang Yu's embezzlement, hidden in the belly of this wild boar and deer, intending to offer it to the lord, and share the spoils with tribute!"

Only then did the fake King of Xiangyang understand, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"This...this king doesn't know anything about this..."

Bao Zheng snorted coldly, took out a letter with the word "Secret Letter" from his sleeve, opened it and shook it, and handed it to the King of Xiangyang, "Your Majesty may not know these stolen goods, but he must know this secret letter." stop!"

"Xiangyang King Zhao Jue, you are guilty!"

The King of Xiangyang felt aggrieved, raised his sleeves and rubbed his face, looking at Bao Zheng, "Master Bao judges the case sternly and selflessly like a god, if you say I am guilty, I am guilty, I admit it."

Bao Zheng: "???" [Black face question mark]

Gongsun Ce tugged at Bao Zheng's sleeve in shock, and said in a low voice, "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. The students think that the king of Xiangyang pleaded guilty so easily, and there may be fraud in it."

The voice was either loud or small, and was heard by the King of Xiangyang, who couldn't help but said: "Then I don't admit it, and I don't admit it, and I don't know it. What is your Kaifeng mansion thinking? You have so much evidence, what can I say?" ?”

With his hands behind his back, Bao Zheng stared fixedly at the King of Xiangyang for a long time, before he said: "Actually, the government only got this batch of wild game from the people sent by An Lehou, and this letter was not found from the prince on the spot. Temper, why don't you deny it to the death?"

King Xiangyang sighed: "If you can hide from the first day of the new year, you can't hide from the fifteenth day. You can't catch me today, and you will try to punish me one day. Why bother?"

Bao Zheng & Gongsun Ce & Zhan Zhao & Melon Eater: "!!!"

Ten faces are dumbfounded.

In fact, the king of Xiangyang believed that Bao Zheng would not execute himself because of such a letter, so why not visit the dungeon of Kaifeng Mansion for a few days?

King Xiangyang, who was thinking like this, was escorted by Zhang Long and Zhao Hu to the court of Kaifeng Mansion almost in the afternoon of the same day.

In the center of the hall is a tiger-head guillotine that is hard to ignore.

King Xiangyang was so frightened that he almost lost his breath.

No way! ! !

Is Bao Zheng so active? ? !

Can you respect the history, cut the king of Xiangyang so early, and write a fart in the future story! ! !

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Copywriter:

When Pei Le listened to the optical brain intelligence system in his brain that claimed to come from Xuanli 3056 telling him in electronic voice accompanied by bgm: "We are locked", Pei Le just wanted to unilaterally reject this marriage.

He, Pei Le, was a young, outstanding younger brother, somehow got entangled in this uninvited optical brain system, and it was the lifetime one.

Pei Le: Damn, what does this have to do with me?

According to the chatterbox system, its inventor, Chu Yi, accidentally turned on the emergency self-closing function of the optical brain, and the system automatically bound the last person who had contact with its owner under the stability assistance function at the first time. people.

——that is, Pei Le.

System: In fact, it's true that rain girls have melons.

The original intention of developing this optical brain is to allow users to personally experience the plots of novels or movies.

Pei Le was forcibly brought into the consciousness level of the system owner Chu Yi's brain by the optical brain, and the system told him that only by doing everything possible to remind Chu Yi of his true identity can the system's emergency autistic function be released.

But who would have thought that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's brain, he was shocked on the spot.

What kind of novels does this person usually read? !

ah? ? !

——Edward Chuyi "Romantic Castle: The Blood Prince Loves Gently"

——Xuanyuan Chuyi's "Wulin Absolute Love: Lord Leader, Please Let Me Go"

——Zhao Chuyi's "Sweet Nie Yuan: Evil Younger, Don't Be Too Pampered"

——Long Chuyi's "A Kiss Addiction: The Ruthless School Bully, Please Take the Trick"

——Nicholas Chuyi, "Prisoner Love Becomes a Devil: Mess with the Evil Butler"

——Nangong Chuyi's "Destined: Shark Palmist is Too Clingy"

……

"Okay, it's Tom Sue..."

"Chu Yi, be sober! This child is really not ours, I am a man, you have to believe in science!"

"Next, I will play a song "Father", just to impress the son behind me, prepare...why are you kissing my mouth!!"