HP When Harry is a Genius

Harry stood in front of the Broken Ax bar, holding the box and the owl's cage with his left hand, his right hand was always vigilantly holding his wand in his sleeve, and he looked at the black dog vigilantly from the corner of his eye.

The black dog lay at Harry's feet seemingly docilely.

A hunched figure with a lantern in his hand emerged from the doorway behind the bar.This is Tom, the wrinkled, toothless boss.

"Welcome, Mr. Potter! Aren't you on summer vacation?" Tom looked curiously at Harry's suitcase: "What would you like to drink? Iced orange juice? Hot cocoa?"

"Have a few cups of hot milk, and something to eat, I'm starving." Harry said forcefully, "I want to book a room, Tom. Are there any rooms available? I want to stay here for a while, I don't want to be disturbed. You understand?"

"Of course, Mr. Potter, room No.11 happens to be vacant. It is my honor for you to stay in this hotel, and no one will disturb you." Tom obsequiously took the salute from Harry's hand, gesturing for Harry to leave Go to that aisle from the bar.He glanced at the knotted, bony, frail, hideously dirty black dog next to him, who looked like an unwanted stray dog, and glanced at the series of muddy paw prints left by the black dog on the road.

"Oh, this is my new pet," said Harry. "I haven't had time to clean it yet, don't you mind?"

"Of course not." Tom said flatteringly quickly, "Dogs have always been good friends of humans."

Harry followed Tom's lantern along the narrow passage, up a beautiful wooden staircase, and came to a room with a brass sign at the door saying No. 11.Tom unlocked the lock for Harry and opened the door.There was a comfortable-looking bed in the room, and some pieces of shiny oak furniture.On top of the wardrobe stood—

"Hedwig!" Harry exclaimed in surprise.The snow-white owl clicked its beak once, and flew to Harry's shoulder.

"Your owl is amazing," said Tom, giggling. "He came here about five minutes before you got here. I knew it was your owl I'd seen before, like her." Pretty owls are rare."

Tom put Harry's suitcase down and snapped his fingers.A fire was crackling in the fireplace, the chairs on the dining table jumped to the ground automatically, and a feather duster jumped down from the wall to sweep away the dust on the tables and chairs.The pillows and quilts folded on the bed are automatically unfolded and spread out.

Tom bowed to Harry and left.

Hedwig stretched out her front legs to Harry, and Harry couldn't wait to take down the note.Open it and see that there are dragons and phoenixes written on it——

[Enjoy! 】

Harry crumpled the note into a ball angrily and threw it into the fire.It was unclear whether he was angry at Dumbledore's indifference or his own concern.

Hedwig jumped off Harry's shoulders and landed on the back of the chair next to him, howling angrily.

"I shouldn't have written to that wretched old man! I don't have anything for you to eat," Harry said sullenly to the hopeful Hedwig, "if you want something to eat, fly out and find it yourself. "

Hedwig gave him an angry look, then flew towards the top of the closet just now, and slapped Harry on the head with its outstretched wings.

Harry looked at the door with complicated eyes. The black dog was standing there awkwardly, as if he didn't dare to come in.

Harry grabbed a snow-white cotton cushion from the bed and put it beside the fireplace, "Come in, big black dog, and sit on the cushion."

The black dog awkwardly walked to the mat, leaving a string of muddy paw prints in the room. It looked at the snow-white cotton mat, then raised its paws, and then looked up at Harry, as if a little at a loss.

Harry looked at the dog's anthropomorphic expression with amused expression, and slandered the dog's poor camouflage skills: "Sit down, Tom will come and clean it up on time."

Only then did the black dog carefully lay down on the mat, curling up its entire body, as if trying to reduce its size.

At this time, Tom, the bar owner, appeared again, adding an apron over his pajamas.He used a tray to bring a lot of hot milk, toast, and sandwiches. Knives and forks and other tableware jingled together, looking very delicious and rich.

Tom put the tray on the table in front of Harry, and thoughtfully took out a long brown brush dog teaser stick from his apron and handed it to Harry.He smiled obsequiously: "Dear Mr. Potter, if you need anything, you can ring the bell beside the bed, and I can serve you at any time."

The corner of Harry's mouth twitched and took the dog teasing stick: "Okay, thank you. My dog ​​will definitely like it."

Tom immediately became excited with joy, and he tried his best to suppress his joy and said, "It is my honor to serve you." Then he went out on tiptoe, closing the door behind him.

Harry drank a glass of milk, ate two more sandwiches, and then put all the food in front of the black dog's mat, and said to Black, who was staring at the dog teaser hostilely: "Look at you, you are very hungry. I'm going out for a while and I'll be back soon. You'd better stay here obediently and don't run around. Have you seen Hedwig?" Harry pointed to the owl who was combing its snow-white feathers on the top of the wardrobe, " It looks beautiful, right? Since you are my pet now, even if you can't be as beautiful as it is, at least you should be clean and tidy, and the bathroom has hot water and towels. When I come back, I hope to see Until you are no longer dirty."

After speaking, Harry dug out the Invisibility Cloak from the suitcase and left the room.

He had to find a suitable place to summon Hydra and the Basilisk as soon as possible to prevent Black, who transformed into a black dog, from violently injuring people.Although this thin-looking black dog didn't even have a magic wand, and looked miserable and weak, it was Sirius Black after all.

The big black dog in the room stood up tremblingly. It sniffed the stinky smell on its body, and then looked at the little white owl who was contemptuously looking at it with its head tilted. tangled up.

The black dog devoured everything on the plate, and even drank a whole pot of hot milk in a tall glass. It rushed to the bathroom and "slammed" the door shut, and began to wash itself.Under the warm hot water, the black dog whimpered and sighed comfortably. This was the first time it had taken a hot bath in so many years.

The little girl Hedwig stood on the wardrobe with her head tilted and looked suspiciously at the thin goblet used by the black dog. It was obvious that every time it wanted to drink milk from the little master, it had to be poured into a shallow saucer before it could drink. How can this dirty, skinny dog ​​be so smart?The low barking of the black dog and the sound of running water came from the bathroom.Hedwig turned around in disdain, her back facing the direction of the bathroom.Hmph, this dirty stray dog ​​is definitely mentally ill!

When Harry came back, he saw that the big black dog had fallen asleep on the cushions by the fireplace. It was clean and exuded a scent of lime-banana-flavored body wash.The flames in the fireplace were still crackling and beating, looking warm and beautiful.

Originally, Harry had a little suspicion in his heart that the black dog was not Sirius Black, but now, he was 100% sure that the silly dog ​​was his "dear godfather".

Harry thought convulsively: Sirius, are you really sure that an ordinary big black dog can understand what I say, and use body wash, and put empty dishes neatly from the floor to the table? !Are you insulting my IQ, or is your IQ really not high? !

"Hiss, Harry, is this the one who betrayed your parents? Do you want me to kill him?" The basilisk Uriel got out of Harry's sleeve and fell to the ground, slowly turning into The size of an ordinary boa constrictor swam towards the black dog.

"Hiss, Uriel, didn't Harry say that he would wait for the black dog to get fat before slaughtering the dog stew hot pot? Wait a few more days." Xu Dela got out of Harry's cuff and climbed up Harry's shoulder.

"Don't mess around, take care of him for me. Don't let him run away, don't kill him, just let him get hurt if necessary. I want to watch him accept the dementor's kiss with my own eyes." Harry ordered hissingly.

The little girl Hedwig stretched out her small head from her wings, and glanced at the green basilisk full of poisonous fangs on the ground, and at the little black snake with golden spiral mosquito-repellent eyes on Harry's shoulder, it blinked a few times eyes, and buried his head in the wings with disdain.

Humph, isn't it just a few snakes?The one who stays with the owner the longest and is most useful is himself as an owl.

The big black dog opened its eyes and saw Harry, and immediately stood up, wagging its tail enthusiastically and smirking at Harry, with the expression of "please praise me, please praise me" written all over its face.

Harry's heart skipped a beat.

The silly expression of the black dog is exactly the same as the one in his memory!

When Harry was a few months old, he woke up in the middle of the night, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a terrifying big dog's head hanging above him with horror.The black dog stood upright, shaking his cradle with its two front paws in a frightening way, and there was still a crystal-clear moan dripping from the corner of its mouth.In the darkness, the black dog's two big copper bell-like eyes stared at him shiningly, with an obsessive and salivating look, as if his little Harry was a big cumin-flavored chicken drumstick!

At that time, he was frightened and cried when he said "wow".

Then, when the lights came on, Mom and Dad rushed over.As soon as the wise and powerful father saw the black dog, he turned into a stupid stag with excitement, and flirted with the silly black dog affectionately.His mother told him dumbfounded that this scary black dog that sneaked in without a trace was his godfather—Sirius Black.

The corners of Harry's eyes twitched as he watched the overly anthropomorphic expression of the black dog at the moment, and said perfunctorily, "That's right, it's cleaned up. He also knows how to clean up the dishes. He's a smart dog." He pointed to the black dog beside the black dog. Boa constrictor-like basilisk: "This is Uriel, and it is also my pet. You must live in harmony with it in the future."

The black dog turned his head away, and stared blankly at a giant python lying beside his mat at some point.

The basilisk slowly opened its bloody mouth to the black dog and yawned, as if it could swallow the black dog in one gulp, and then it showed a grinning smile to the black dog even more slowly, making the black dog's body covered Cold.

Harry pulled the little black snake coiled in his black hair from his head again, and said to the black dog, "This is Hydra, you will be good friends from now on!"

Xu Dela looked at the black dog with its weird spiral golden mosquito-repellent incense eyes, and said hello to the black dog with what he thought was a friendly look. The cold eyes without warmth and the threat hissing made the black dog's whole body tremble. Shocking.

"As for you," Harry clapped his hands and smiled maliciously, "Since your dog's fur is all black, I'll call you Black. Well, yes, Black, you really are a good dog." name!"

The whole body of the black dog trembled nervously, and it secretly raised its eyes to look at Harry.

Harry yawned as usual, and didn't show anything wrong, "Okay, good dog, good Blake, go on resting."

The black dog looked at Uriel's mouth full of long and sharp fangs, then at Hydra's golden spiral eyes, and finally glanced sadly at Hedwig's snow-white feathers.

It looked at its own bony body, deeply depressed.

Harry sat on the bed for a long time, absently playing with the wand in his hand, watching the sky outside the window quickly change from a deep purple blue to a cold iron gray, and then slowly to a pinkish streak. gold.

"It's been a weird night, Blake," he said, yawning.

Harry glanced at Hydra and Urielie, then fell asleep on the pillow with peace of mind.

In the middle of the night, the black dog ignored the cold stares and threats of the two snakes.Quietly moved to the head of the bed, stood upright, scratched the edge of the bed with two front paws, stared at the sleeping Harry with big copper bell-like eyes shining brightly.

There was also a line of saliva dripping from the corner of its mouth, as if it was salivating on the salt-and-pepper-flavored duck wings in red oil.

Very obscene.

The author has something to say: I didn't eat dinner, I was hungry, so I ordered takeaway.