HP When Harry is a Genius

The sun was beginning to shine faintly over Hogwarts again.Inside the castle, the mood turned optimistic.

There hasn't been another assault since Justin and Nearly Headless Nick.

Madam Pomfrey was pleased to report that the mandrakes had become moody and reticent, that is to say, they were rapidly falling out of childhood.

"As soon as their pimples are healed, they can be replanted," Harry heard her say softly to Filch one afternoon. "Then, in a short time, we can cut them off and boil them over the fire. Your Lady Norris will be back soon."

Most of the students thought that the heir might have lost his nerve.Because all the teachers and students in the school have raised their vigilance and are suspicious all day long, the risk of opening the secret room must be increasing at this time.Maybe the monster—whatever it was—had settled down now, ready to hibernate for decades more.

Ernie of Hufflepuff disagreed with this pleasant view.He still believes Ron is the culprit, "accidentally showing his fox's tail" in the Dueling Club.

Peeves didn't help either.He's popping up in crowded hallways singing, "Oh, Ron, you bastard," now with a regular dance routine.

As for Fred and George, of course they believed their little brother was innocent, but that didn't stop them from having fun with it all.

They ran in front of Ron in the corridor, strutting forward, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, the most wicked wizard!"

Percy was very dissatisfied with this behavior. "It's not something to laugh at," he said coldly.

"Hey, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred, "Ron is short on time."

"Yes, he's going to the Chamber of Secrets to have tea with his tusk-like servant," said George, laughing.

Ginny didn't think it was funny either.

"Oh, come on," Ginny would cry sadly every time Fred asked Ron aloud who he was going to attack next, or when Jocha saw Ron and pretended to block his attack with a garlic head. .

Ron didn't mind, as he was relieved that his twin brother was behaving this way precisely because they thought the idea of ​​him being the heir of Slytherin was ludicrous.

In particular, the twins' antics seemed to irritate Draco, who grew uglier every time he saw them do it.

"It's because Malfoy is dying to claim that these attacks were actually his fault," said Ron wisely. "You know how much he hates it when people surpass him in every way. And now I have the honor of being the heir of Slytherin." , not him."

"Honor?" Harry looked at him amusedly.

"Although it makes me sick to be misunderstood, seeing Malfoy jealous of me makes me feel balanced." Ron said, lowering his voice: "And, for whom am I bearing the burden of humiliation?"

Yes, after picking up the diary, things have somewhat changed.

For example, when Ron and Hermione saw Hagrid from a distance, they would no longer go up to say hello, but would pull Harry and slip away quietly to avoid unnecessary embarrassment.

Ron thought that he was most likely taking the blame for Hagrid, who opened the Chamber of Secrets.And he, Ron Weasley, is a lonely hero who gives selflessly, takes the blame for his friends and attracts firepower!

Ron used this idea every day to keep convincing himself to stay calm, instead of rushing to the Hufflepuff table to drag Ernie over and beat him up a few times.

And, because of Ernie's targeting, Ron has firmly believed that the furry monster is from the Hufflepuff Chamber of Secrets.Only by thinking in this way can he maintain a subtle sense of superiority in front of Ernie.

Harry watched the funny performances of his friends with amused every day.

Combined with the calm during this period, Harry was almost certain that the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets was opened by Tom Riddle in the diary.

Otherwise, why hasn't the attack happened since he picked up the diary?

Harry didn't know how the diary was used to open the secret room. He vaguely guessed whether the Horcrux controlled a certain student or teacher to do things for it.

Harry didn't dare to let this self-conscious diary out of sight, and he carried it with him every day now.But he didn't dare to really keep it close to him, because he was worried that it would be manipulated by it.

Harry cast several binding spells on the diary and carried it in his schoolbag.He decided to wait until after Easter.

If after Easter he hadn't figured out a way to properly deal with the diary, he'd leave the hot potato to Dumbledore.

After all, this diary already has self-awareness, and it can't be generalized with the Ravenclaw diadem that he changed the password and put in the Room of Requirement.

Because Riddle's diary was already under Harry's watchful eye, the attack never happened again.And Gilderoy Lockhart seemed to think he was the one who stopped these attacks.

One day, when the Gryffindor students were queuing up for Transfiguration class, Harry overheard him saying this to Professor McGonagall: I don't think the Chamber of Secrets will ever be opened this time, Minerva. Lockhart said, tapping his nose tacitly, and blinking again, "Those criminals must already know that I will catch them sooner or later, it's just a matter of time."It would be wise to stop now, before I begin to deal with them.You know, a morale boost is needed in schools right now. ’ He tapped his nose again and strode away.

February [-]th is Valentine's Day.At breakfast, Harry finally knew what Lockhart was trying to boost morale.

He got up late, and it was a little late when he hurried to the auditorium.For a moment, he thought he had gone to the wrong door.

The walls were covered with large, dazzling pink flowers.There are also lots of heart-shaped confetti that keeps falling from the light blue ceiling.

Harry made his way to the Gryffindor table, where Ron sat with a disgusted expression on his face, and Hermione seemed to be giggling the whole time.

"What's going on?" Harry asked them, sitting down and brushing confetti off his bacon.

Ron pointed at the teacher's table, obviously too disgusted to speak.

Lockhart, in bright pink robes to match the ornaments, waved everyone to silence.The teachers sitting opposite him all had serious faces.

From where he sat, Harry could see a muscle bulge in Professor McGonagall's cheek.Snape looked like someone had just fed him a pot of slug goo.

"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!" cried Lockhart. "I have 46 people who have sent me cards so far, and I would like to thank them all! Yes, I took it upon myself to arrange this small event for you all." Small surprises, and more than that!"

Lockhart clapped his hands, and strode in through the doors leading to the foyer into a dozen dwarfs with ghastly faces.

And they are different from ordinary ugly dwarfs, Lockhart made them all have golden wings and carry harps.

"My friendly little Cupid with a greeting card!" said Lockhart beaming. "They're going to be wandering around the school today delivering you Valentine's Day cards! And that's not all the fun! I trust my colleagues Everyone is willing to participate enthusiastically! Why don't you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make a love potion!"

Harry looked at Snape's expression, and felt that if anyone asked Snape for advice on how to make the Love Potion, he would be forced to inject him with venom.

To be honest, Harry was always surprised that the wizarding world didn't define love potions as contraband.

Think about it, isn't the most precious thing for human beings is their own independent personality and emotions?

In the Royal Opera House in London, the poignant love theater represented by "Romeo and Juliet" was full. When Mr. Dursley first arrived in London, he used his status as a director to snatch the benefits of his subordinate employees to avoid queuing up to buy tickets.

How much have Muggles struggled and sacrificed for free love and independent personality from ancient times to the present?

The Muggle monarch of Britain, Edward VIII, gave up the throne for love!After several ups and downs, he married Mrs. Simpson, an American woman who had divorced twice.In the most famous Muggle fairy tale, the Little Mermaid loses her beautiful voice and turns into a bubble, isn't it all for love?Even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia are beautiful free love!

More than once, no, more than a hundred times, Harry had heard the Dursleys describe the romantic scene when they met and fell in love at the dinner table.

At that time, the most beautiful and charming girl in Uncle Vernon's mouth-Penny Evans, impatient to live with her partial parents, she left Cokeworth forever and came to London to participate in a typing training.And thus got an office job.

There, the most beautiful and charming Miss Petunia Evans met her tallest and handsome Prince Charming, Mr. Vernon Dursley.

The corpulent, neckless junior executive was a model of manliness to young Penny.Not only did he return her romantic love, but he was too good to be true.

Prince Charming Vernon even has a car, a Czech four-wheeled Skoda car instead of a British two-wheeled Three Gun bicycle.From time to time, Prince Vernon will take his Princess Petunia in the car on romantic dates, such as watching a movie together, watching a movie together, or watching a movie together.During the movie break, he will also talk about his reasonable planning for the future and his deep understanding of society.

After that, the beautiful Miss Evans began to dream of the moment when the handsome Mr. Dursley wanted to put a ring on herself.

And sure enough, when the due time came, Vernon Dursley proposed, and quite fittingly, got down on one knee in his mother's living room.

At that time, Lily Evans, the ugly and slovenly younger sister of the beautiful and generous Miss Petunia Evans, was about to graduate from a strange school. in love.

Petunia was particularly afraid of what her fiancé would think of her sister, and she feared that his fiancé would break the engagement.

After a movie date, the two sat in Vernon's dark car, looking across at the chip shop from where Vernon had just bought snacks for them after the movie, and the beautiful Penny asked the handsome Vernon confessed.

As Penny expected, Vernon was deeply shocked.However, Vernon solemnly told Petunia that he would never reject her because of her strange younger sister.

Beautiful Penny throws herself into handsome Vernon's arms with such overwhelming gratitude that Vernon loses the Golden Arches Classic Spicy Chicken Thigh.

And when the unmarried couple met with Lily Evans, although Lily's ugly boyfriend James Potter tried to play tricks on the wise Vernon and ruin what should have been a beautiful family dinner, the open-minded Vernon still didn't feel sorry for it. Penny broke up.

Together, they are stronger than gold and overcome the instigation of the vicious sister Lily and the extremely vicious boyfriend James, and entered the palace of marriage.

At the wedding, the cunning Lily tried to be a bridesmaid, but was rejected by the kind-hearted Petunia, because Petunia knew that Lily must be out of jealousy and wanted to ruin her wedding.The brave Vernon also saw through the cunning James' attempt, and he denounced James as an "immature magician" in public.

In this way, Prince Vernon and Princess Petunia defeated the evil Lily and James, and lived a happy life at No. 4 Privet Drive.Later, the prince and princess ushered in the crystallization of their love—angel Dudley Dursley, and selflessly took in the stone of hatred—Harry Potter bastard.

Since then, they have become more and more loving and happier as they get along.In the end, under the power of love, they moved back to London and lived in Dabieye at 6 Lemon Street.

Ah, how beautiful, how touching!

Love, always makes people cry, laugh and cry!And this is the most wonderful place of love!

But in the magic world, it's so easy to get something like a love potion that plays with other people's emotions and tramples on their personality?This is really scary!

You think, if those beautiful loves are all fake, you think you fell in love with another personality based on your own independent personality, but——

What if Romeo and Juliet died in love because they were drugged by a third-party hostile family; if Edward VIII gave up the throne because of the love potion given by the American conspiracy; Then dragged to the deep sea; if fat Vernon and thin Petunia got married after taking the love potion given by the vicious Lily; if ruffian James gave Harry the love potion for Lily who loves Snape...

God! !Let Harry die!How can you live like this?Let's burn this evil world with a single fire!

Moreover, the most typical - Voldemort is the sad product of the love potion.

"Hermione, please tell me that you are not one of the 46 students who sent cards to Lockhart." Harry wailed in pain.

Hermione rummaged through her school schedule with sudden interest, but didn't answer.

All day long, the shorties kept barging into their classroom, handing out Valentine's cards.Especially Harry, who was almost driven mad by the dwarfs who kept rushing up to him, and all the teachers were bored.

Harry walked towards the Potions class with almost trepidation. He couldn't imagine how his dear Sif would punish Snape when the dwarves interrupted Snape's class, probably to Gryffindor. Dozens of points are considered good.

Sure enough, on the way to the classroom, several short boys suddenly chased Harry.

"Hey, you! Harry Potter!" shouted one of the shorts with a particularly sullen face, elbowing the crowd apart and pushing toward Harry.

In front of a group of first years, Ron's little sister, Ginny Weasley, who happened to be in there too, the shorty slipped him a Valentine's card, "I have a message for the soundtrack to deliver to Harry personally." Potter," said the short, and struck the harp aggressively.

Harry didn't want to talk to him, and turned his head to leave as usual.

"Stop!" The dwarf grabbed Harry's schoolbag. The dwarf seemed to have great strength. With a loud tearing sound, Harry's schoolbag was torn in two.

His books, parchments, and quills clattered to the floor, and his ink bottle shattered on top, causing traffic jams in the corridors.

"What's going on here?" came Draco's cold, drawn voice—Gryffindors always had Potions classes with Slytherins.

Harry squatted down, frantically stuffing everything into the torn schoolbag, he was already at the breaking point.

The dwarf was still tugging on Harry's school robe persistently.

"Why such a mess?" A familiar voice came again, and the prefect Percy Weasley came.

Harry is totally pissed off now!He stood up, and with a cold face, he swept all the laughing people present.

Harry had a high prestige among the students at Hogwarts. Seeing him embarrassed and furious now, the students crowded in the corridors were laughing at first, but now they were all silent and afraid to speak.

Especially Ginny Weasley, who has always been a fan of Harry, and now she is scared to tears by Harry's sinister appearance.

But even in this situation, the dwarf still didn't wink, he held Harry's thigh persistently and said, "Potter, this is your Valentine's Day gift with singing—[His eyes are as green as just Pickled toad, toad, he is black and handsome like a blackboard, I hope he is mine, he is really handsome, he is a warrior who conquered the Dark Lord...]”

The dwarf's voice was terrible, hoarse and shrill like a broken gong, and the lyrics he sang were so rubbish that they were completely different from the lyrics that Harry himself pitched to the record company for money when he was in the Muggle world The gap between heaven and earth.

Harry couldn't bear to raise his wand, but someone was faster than him.

"The fire is hot! The front teeth match is great! Tarantella dance!"

Knowing that casting spells at the same time is difficult, and Draco, as a second year student, cast three senior spells at the same time, a blinding beam of light shot from Draco's wand to the dwarf.

The dwarf's front teeth had grown all the way to the ground, his face was covered with bright red sore boils, and his legs were still spinning and dancing knotted.

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter several times louder than before, and some people yelled with joy.

Draco bent down and grabbed something off the ground and stuffed it into Harry's bag, Harry glanced at it.It's Riddle's diary.

Percy Weasley did his best to disperse the crowd, because Draco violated the school rules by casting magic in the corridor, and he deducted five points from Slytherin as a prefect.

Draco looked furious, and he said to the shorties viciously, "Tell Lockhart that if anyone interrupts my class again, these spells will be cast on him! Besides, the school board will expel him." !"

The dwarves fled quickly, dragging the funny dwarf who had been cursed.For the next half a day, Harry never received a Valentine's Day card again.

作者有话要说：读者“莫莫”,灌溉营养液+4，2019-01-2413:53:37

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