The Son of a Female Supporting Cannon Fodder [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 18 Daily Life
"I'll see you tomorrow, Tiantian, and see you with dinner." The chubby Ke Jiangyu, whose ears were plugged, said goodbye to Yu Gan and Shi Jingzhou happily, then waved his little hand, no matter how irritable the two people behind him were, they followed his mother and left .
After Yu Gan watched that annoying little figure leave, he turned his head and met the smiling face of the beautiful mother.
"Baby, did Xiaoyu call you just now? There is still rice, is it Jingzhou?" Wu Nong asked with a smile.
"Mom." Yu Gan muttered, expressing his dissatisfaction.
However, Wu Nong seemed not to notice, and nodded in agreement, "Tiantian, this nickname is much better than Xiaogan. Mom has decided, and the baby's nickname will be Tiantian from now on."
"Mom, I'm a boy." Yu Gan emphasized very seriously.
"Mom knows Tiantian is a boy!" Wu Nong said innocently, pretending not to understand him.
Yu Gan didn't give her a chance, and continued to explain, "Tiantian is a girl's name."
Wu Nong picked him up, "Who said Tiantian is a girl's name? Our baby is sweet and warm, just like Mom and Dad's Little Tiantian. And the baby is a boy, right? This baby is called Tiantian, Tiantian Tian becomes a boy's name, doesn't it?"
Yu Gan was convinced by this logic.Beauty mother, you and that little fat man are family, right?
"Mom hates it, so I don't want to be called Tiantian." Yu Gan decided to go home and complain to his father.
Wu Nong nodded, but continued to yell, "Okay, mom hates it. Then mom's baby is sweet, hurry up and say goodbye to brother Jingzhou, we're going home."
"Goodbye, brother Jingzhou." Yu Gan waved.
"Sweet... Goodbye, brother Yu Gan."
Yu Gan: Irritable!
Don't think I didn't hear the word you said earlier, hum!The annoying little fat man knew that it was all his fault for giving people random nicknames.
"Sweet baby, we're home." Wu Nong didn't know if he was teasing Yu Gan on purpose or if he really liked the nickname, and he never changed his mouth along the way, and of course, Yu Gan didn't answer once.
As soon as Yu Gan landed on the ground, he ran into the house, not caring about Wu Nong behind him. He used to wait for the beautiful mother to be with him.
"Baby, are you angry with your mother?"
"No." Yu Gan shook his head, but his pouting mouth clearly told Wu Nong that he was angry.
"But the baby didn't wait for mom just now, mom is so sad." As expected of an actor, Wu Nong changed her face as soon as she said it. It seemed that she was really sad as she said, and her appearance of wanting to cry aroused pity.
Yu Gan's cultivation was not enough, and he didn't realize that Wu Nong was actually teasing him, so he really panicked.He always knew that the beauty's mother was very nervous about him, and he wasn't really angry with the beauty's mother just now, but he used this behavior to express his determination to resist the name to the beauty's mother.At this moment, seeing Wu Nong looking like he was going to cry or not, he put all his thoughts to the back of his mind, and quickly comforted him, "Mom, don't cry, I didn't mean to wait for Mom, and I wasn't angry with Mom."
"Are you really not angry with your mother?" Wu Nong confirmed.
Yu Gan nodded, "Not angry."
Wu Nong's brows and eyes widened immediately, and he fainted into a smile, "I said our baby is sweet and warm. Mommy kisses me." After speaking, he slapped Yu Gan heavily on the face.
It was only then that Yu Gan realized that the beauty's mother was pretending to be pitiful just now, and she yelled helplessly like a little adult, "Mom."
"En." Wu Nong squinted his eyes in response.
"Oh!" Yu Gan sighed.The beautiful mother liked teasing him more and more.
Seeing his appearance, Wu Nong couldn't help laughing again, and stretched out his hand to press his forehead, "A child will become a little old man when he sighs."
Yu Gan glanced at her and didn't speak.
Wu Nong let go, "Honey, did you have fun at school today?"
"It's not fun." Yu Gan replied without thinking.After being harassed by that annoying little fat man all day, he's going to be bored to death, okay?
"Hey, isn't it fun?" Wu Nong looked into Yu Gan's eyes, "What doesn't the baby think is not fun?"
Yu Gan frowned and replied, "It's not fun, little fat man"
"Little fat man?" Wu Nong thought for a while, "Does little fat man mean Xiaoyu?"
"Ah."
"Why is the baby called Xiaoyu Little Fatty?"
"Because he called me Tiantian, and I'm annoying, and he doesn't listen to him all the time, he's just a little fat man." Yu Gan also has a vengeful heart, come on, hurt each other, I'll make you look good tomorrow, dare to call me Tiantian, I'll just call you fat.
Wu Nong didn't say anything, and continued to ask other questions. The two played in the room for a while, and there was the sound of a car outside.
"Daddy's back, Sweetie."
"Mom." Yu Gan snorted unhappily, but this time he didn't run away by himself, but waited for Wu Nong to accompany him.Once downstairs, he ran to Yu Hengxi, and after Yu Hengxi picked him up, he began to complain, "Dad, mom is bad."
Yu Hengxi felt that it was very strange, his baby son has always been very protective of his mother, today the sun came out from the west, "Why did mom mess with the baby? Tell dad, dad will teach mom a lesson for baby." Yu Hengxi said while using Looking at Wu Nong with questioning eyes.
Wu Nong shook his head, and Yu Gan continued to moan, "Mom gave me a girl's name, but I'm obviously a boy."
"Girl's name? Hmm..." Yu Hengxi looked serious, paused and said, "Mom is too bad, the baby is a boy, how can he call it a girl's name?"
"Yeah." Yu Gan nodded wildly.
Yu Hengxi continued to ask, "Can the baby tell Dad what name Mom gave the baby?"
Yu Gan was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice, "Sweet."
Yu Hengxi and Wu Nong looked at each other and laughed silently. Wu Nong kept making eye contact with him, opening and closing his mouth. Yu Hengxi understood her lips, controlled his smile and said, "Doesn't the baby like this name?"
"I don't like it." Yu Gan still heard something wrong in his voice, tilted his head back to look at his face, and shouted in a drawn-out voice, "Dad~"
"Yeah." Yu Hengxi said distressedly, "but mom said it's not a girl's name!"
Yu Gan was in a bad mood, looked desperately at Yu Hengxi, then at Wu Nong, went back and forth a few times, and caught the two of them flirting and flirting in front of him on the spot, hum!
"Dad, you and Mom are on the same team."
Yu Hengxi laughed and did not deny it.
well!So he matched up his parents, and in the end, his parents turned around and started to play tricks on him?At this time, Yu Gan remembered the wise saying that he had heard before: Sure enough, parents are true love, and children are just accidents.
"Father, Mom." Yu Gan declared earnestly with a straight face, "I'm a boy, so I can't be called Tiantian. Otherwise, I'll be angry. If I'm angry, I won't talk to my parents." With a bulging face, It doesn't seem to be threatening, but it seems to be deliberately acting cute.
"Okay, sweet baby, mom knows." Wu Nong also responded seriously.
"Mom." Yu Gan, Yu Gan still couldn't bear to talk to the beautiful mother.
Yu Gan had nothing to do with the beauty's mother, and he had no choice but to find the culprit to settle the score when he was upset.Because of this idea, Yu Gan didn't resist going to the kindergarten the next day. He endured it all day yesterday, and today he wants revenge. He wants the little fat man to know why the flowers are so popular, and he wants to cry and call him big brother.
However, the truth is.
"Hey, can you stop crying?"
"No, my mother is gone, I'm sad...Wow..."
"Are you soaking in water? Crying every day, the tears haven't drained yet? Are you not thirsty?"
"Ah?" The little fat man didn't understand the connection between crying and thirst, but let alone, there was a little bit, so he nodded honestly, "Thirst."
"Teacher, Ke Jiangyu is thirsty and wants to drink water." Yu Gan immediately raised his hand and called to the teacher.
The teacher came over and gently wiped away the tears on the little fat man's face, fed him water, and comforted him for a while before leaving.
"Sweet, thank you."
"I'm not Tiantian." Yu Gan paused every word.
However, the little fat man's nerves were abnormally thick, and he couldn't feel Yu Gan's anger at all. After provoking Yu Gan, he leaned over and called Shi Jingzhou, "Fanfan."
Shi Jingzhou's eyebrows jumped a few times, he endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and replied, "Crying bag."
The little fat man looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Yu Gan's face with a serious expression, "I don't think crying is as sweet as sweet."
"Crying bag refers to you, not me." What kind of brain circuit is this, this is the first time Yu Gan has seen such a person.
"Oh." The little fat man suddenly realized, and then retorted, "But I'm not called a crying bag."
Yu Gan rolled his eyes. You also know that you are not called Kuibao, so you call others a fucking nickname.Yu Gan tried to explain it with the logic of a little fat man, "You love to cry, so you are called crying bag. You are fat, so you can still be called little fat man."
After Yu Gan finished speaking, he was ready to sit and wait for his rebuttal, unexpectedly, the little fat man not only did not refute, but nodded in agreement after serious consideration, with a look of confusion, "Then should I be called crying bag or little fat man? "
A strong sense of powerlessness rose in Yu Gan's heart. At this time, he was very fortunate that Shi Jingzhou was with him to face this little fat man.
"Brother Jingzhou, I don't want to talk to him."
"I don't want to either."
The two put their heads together and whispered.However, in the next second, the little fat man came over unwillingly, "What are you talking about?"
"I'm saying I don't want to play with you." Yu Gan told the truth, he didn't want to think about this guy's mood, and he suspected that this guy would automatically filter out what he didn't want to hear.
"But good friends just want to play together." The little fat man retorted weakly.
"Your self-proclaimed good friend." Yu Gan said.
"Yeah, we're good friends."
Yu Gan: I ****
"Brother Jingzhou~" Yu Gan called out for help.
Shi Jingzhou understood, "Brother Yu Gan and I are good friends, but you are not." Poor Shi Jingzhou is not very good at teasing people, so it is completely useless for the little fat man to hear his words.
"Me too."
"No."
……
The author has something to say: Yu Gan vs Ke Jiangyu: Lost
Shi Jingzhou vs Ke Jiangyu: Lost
Yu Gan: Brother Jingzhou
Shi Jingzhou: Yu Gan's younger brother
Ke Jiangyu (appears suddenly): You take me to play together
After Yu Gan watched that annoying little figure leave, he turned his head and met the smiling face of the beautiful mother.
"Baby, did Xiaoyu call you just now? There is still rice, is it Jingzhou?" Wu Nong asked with a smile.
"Mom." Yu Gan muttered, expressing his dissatisfaction.
However, Wu Nong seemed not to notice, and nodded in agreement, "Tiantian, this nickname is much better than Xiaogan. Mom has decided, and the baby's nickname will be Tiantian from now on."
"Mom, I'm a boy." Yu Gan emphasized very seriously.
"Mom knows Tiantian is a boy!" Wu Nong said innocently, pretending not to understand him.
Yu Gan didn't give her a chance, and continued to explain, "Tiantian is a girl's name."
Wu Nong picked him up, "Who said Tiantian is a girl's name? Our baby is sweet and warm, just like Mom and Dad's Little Tiantian. And the baby is a boy, right? This baby is called Tiantian, Tiantian Tian becomes a boy's name, doesn't it?"
Yu Gan was convinced by this logic.Beauty mother, you and that little fat man are family, right?
"Mom hates it, so I don't want to be called Tiantian." Yu Gan decided to go home and complain to his father.
Wu Nong nodded, but continued to yell, "Okay, mom hates it. Then mom's baby is sweet, hurry up and say goodbye to brother Jingzhou, we're going home."
"Goodbye, brother Jingzhou." Yu Gan waved.
"Sweet... Goodbye, brother Yu Gan."
Yu Gan: Irritable!
Don't think I didn't hear the word you said earlier, hum!The annoying little fat man knew that it was all his fault for giving people random nicknames.
"Sweet baby, we're home." Wu Nong didn't know if he was teasing Yu Gan on purpose or if he really liked the nickname, and he never changed his mouth along the way, and of course, Yu Gan didn't answer once.
As soon as Yu Gan landed on the ground, he ran into the house, not caring about Wu Nong behind him. He used to wait for the beautiful mother to be with him.
"Baby, are you angry with your mother?"
"No." Yu Gan shook his head, but his pouting mouth clearly told Wu Nong that he was angry.
"But the baby didn't wait for mom just now, mom is so sad." As expected of an actor, Wu Nong changed her face as soon as she said it. It seemed that she was really sad as she said, and her appearance of wanting to cry aroused pity.
Yu Gan's cultivation was not enough, and he didn't realize that Wu Nong was actually teasing him, so he really panicked.He always knew that the beauty's mother was very nervous about him, and he wasn't really angry with the beauty's mother just now, but he used this behavior to express his determination to resist the name to the beauty's mother.At this moment, seeing Wu Nong looking like he was going to cry or not, he put all his thoughts to the back of his mind, and quickly comforted him, "Mom, don't cry, I didn't mean to wait for Mom, and I wasn't angry with Mom."
"Are you really not angry with your mother?" Wu Nong confirmed.
Yu Gan nodded, "Not angry."
Wu Nong's brows and eyes widened immediately, and he fainted into a smile, "I said our baby is sweet and warm. Mommy kisses me." After speaking, he slapped Yu Gan heavily on the face.
It was only then that Yu Gan realized that the beauty's mother was pretending to be pitiful just now, and she yelled helplessly like a little adult, "Mom."
"En." Wu Nong squinted his eyes in response.
"Oh!" Yu Gan sighed.The beautiful mother liked teasing him more and more.
Seeing his appearance, Wu Nong couldn't help laughing again, and stretched out his hand to press his forehead, "A child will become a little old man when he sighs."
Yu Gan glanced at her and didn't speak.
Wu Nong let go, "Honey, did you have fun at school today?"
"It's not fun." Yu Gan replied without thinking.After being harassed by that annoying little fat man all day, he's going to be bored to death, okay?
"Hey, isn't it fun?" Wu Nong looked into Yu Gan's eyes, "What doesn't the baby think is not fun?"
Yu Gan frowned and replied, "It's not fun, little fat man"
"Little fat man?" Wu Nong thought for a while, "Does little fat man mean Xiaoyu?"
"Ah."
"Why is the baby called Xiaoyu Little Fatty?"
"Because he called me Tiantian, and I'm annoying, and he doesn't listen to him all the time, he's just a little fat man." Yu Gan also has a vengeful heart, come on, hurt each other, I'll make you look good tomorrow, dare to call me Tiantian, I'll just call you fat.
Wu Nong didn't say anything, and continued to ask other questions. The two played in the room for a while, and there was the sound of a car outside.
"Daddy's back, Sweetie."
"Mom." Yu Gan snorted unhappily, but this time he didn't run away by himself, but waited for Wu Nong to accompany him.Once downstairs, he ran to Yu Hengxi, and after Yu Hengxi picked him up, he began to complain, "Dad, mom is bad."
Yu Hengxi felt that it was very strange, his baby son has always been very protective of his mother, today the sun came out from the west, "Why did mom mess with the baby? Tell dad, dad will teach mom a lesson for baby." Yu Hengxi said while using Looking at Wu Nong with questioning eyes.
Wu Nong shook his head, and Yu Gan continued to moan, "Mom gave me a girl's name, but I'm obviously a boy."
"Girl's name? Hmm..." Yu Hengxi looked serious, paused and said, "Mom is too bad, the baby is a boy, how can he call it a girl's name?"
"Yeah." Yu Gan nodded wildly.
Yu Hengxi continued to ask, "Can the baby tell Dad what name Mom gave the baby?"
Yu Gan was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice, "Sweet."
Yu Hengxi and Wu Nong looked at each other and laughed silently. Wu Nong kept making eye contact with him, opening and closing his mouth. Yu Hengxi understood her lips, controlled his smile and said, "Doesn't the baby like this name?"
"I don't like it." Yu Gan still heard something wrong in his voice, tilted his head back to look at his face, and shouted in a drawn-out voice, "Dad~"
"Yeah." Yu Hengxi said distressedly, "but mom said it's not a girl's name!"
Yu Gan was in a bad mood, looked desperately at Yu Hengxi, then at Wu Nong, went back and forth a few times, and caught the two of them flirting and flirting in front of him on the spot, hum!
"Dad, you and Mom are on the same team."
Yu Hengxi laughed and did not deny it.
well!So he matched up his parents, and in the end, his parents turned around and started to play tricks on him?At this time, Yu Gan remembered the wise saying that he had heard before: Sure enough, parents are true love, and children are just accidents.
"Father, Mom." Yu Gan declared earnestly with a straight face, "I'm a boy, so I can't be called Tiantian. Otherwise, I'll be angry. If I'm angry, I won't talk to my parents." With a bulging face, It doesn't seem to be threatening, but it seems to be deliberately acting cute.
"Okay, sweet baby, mom knows." Wu Nong also responded seriously.
"Mom." Yu Gan, Yu Gan still couldn't bear to talk to the beautiful mother.
Yu Gan had nothing to do with the beauty's mother, and he had no choice but to find the culprit to settle the score when he was upset.Because of this idea, Yu Gan didn't resist going to the kindergarten the next day. He endured it all day yesterday, and today he wants revenge. He wants the little fat man to know why the flowers are so popular, and he wants to cry and call him big brother.
However, the truth is.
"Hey, can you stop crying?"
"No, my mother is gone, I'm sad...Wow..."
"Are you soaking in water? Crying every day, the tears haven't drained yet? Are you not thirsty?"
"Ah?" The little fat man didn't understand the connection between crying and thirst, but let alone, there was a little bit, so he nodded honestly, "Thirst."
"Teacher, Ke Jiangyu is thirsty and wants to drink water." Yu Gan immediately raised his hand and called to the teacher.
The teacher came over and gently wiped away the tears on the little fat man's face, fed him water, and comforted him for a while before leaving.
"Sweet, thank you."
"I'm not Tiantian." Yu Gan paused every word.
However, the little fat man's nerves were abnormally thick, and he couldn't feel Yu Gan's anger at all. After provoking Yu Gan, he leaned over and called Shi Jingzhou, "Fanfan."
Shi Jingzhou's eyebrows jumped a few times, he endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and replied, "Crying bag."
The little fat man looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Yu Gan's face with a serious expression, "I don't think crying is as sweet as sweet."
"Crying bag refers to you, not me." What kind of brain circuit is this, this is the first time Yu Gan has seen such a person.
"Oh." The little fat man suddenly realized, and then retorted, "But I'm not called a crying bag."
Yu Gan rolled his eyes. You also know that you are not called Kuibao, so you call others a fucking nickname.Yu Gan tried to explain it with the logic of a little fat man, "You love to cry, so you are called crying bag. You are fat, so you can still be called little fat man."
After Yu Gan finished speaking, he was ready to sit and wait for his rebuttal, unexpectedly, the little fat man not only did not refute, but nodded in agreement after serious consideration, with a look of confusion, "Then should I be called crying bag or little fat man? "
A strong sense of powerlessness rose in Yu Gan's heart. At this time, he was very fortunate that Shi Jingzhou was with him to face this little fat man.
"Brother Jingzhou, I don't want to talk to him."
"I don't want to either."
The two put their heads together and whispered.However, in the next second, the little fat man came over unwillingly, "What are you talking about?"
"I'm saying I don't want to play with you." Yu Gan told the truth, he didn't want to think about this guy's mood, and he suspected that this guy would automatically filter out what he didn't want to hear.
"But good friends just want to play together." The little fat man retorted weakly.
"Your self-proclaimed good friend." Yu Gan said.
"Yeah, we're good friends."
Yu Gan: I ****
"Brother Jingzhou~" Yu Gan called out for help.
Shi Jingzhou understood, "Brother Yu Gan and I are good friends, but you are not." Poor Shi Jingzhou is not very good at teasing people, so it is completely useless for the little fat man to hear his words.
"Me too."
"No."
……
The author has something to say: Yu Gan vs Ke Jiangyu: Lost
Shi Jingzhou vs Ke Jiangyu: Lost
Yu Gan: Brother Jingzhou
Shi Jingzhou: Yu Gan's younger brother
Ke Jiangyu (appears suddenly): You take me to play together
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