[Hokage] Crimson Eye Shadow

The following is a joke written by the reader Changan Huanye in another article, because I think it is too interesting, so I put it up for everyone to see 23333

1)

Hei Jue suspected that he had fallen into Yuedu.

How could it be possible that someone lost his mind and went back a thousand years in time? He doesn't have reincarnation eyes hahaha...haha...ha...what a ghost!

Seeing the tuanzi Indra not far away running happily along the country road with the smaller tuanzi Asura, followed by a stupid dog who looks so stupid, Hei Jue's heart is simply screwed Nine Tailed Beasts.

What about turning against each other?

What about running away from home?

Did you agree to live or die?

What the hell are you kidding me? !Is it easy for me to work hard for nearly a thousand years? !Don't you just want to revive Mama?Is there a more filial son than me in the world?After a lot of difficulty, the brothers and their countless chakra reincarnations were torn apart, and they slept back before liberation [manual goodbye

I'm so tired, I'm almost a salted fish

2)

Hei Jue decided to re-(bao) operate (fu) the old (she) industry (hui).

Isn't it just to sow discord?He is familiar with this business [smile] [smile] [smile]

Are you kidding me?I will play with you to the end.

3)

Hei Jue, who was hiding in the dark, looked disgusted at the dumpling Asura who fell asleep after only two pages of the book and drooled all over the floor.

Stupid.

Look at Indra, who not only actively increased his reading volume after finishing today's homework, but also took care of his younger brother from time to time. He found that after Asura fell asleep, he not only adjusted his brother's sleeping position to make him lie more comfortably, but also virtuous ( crossed out) to cover the younger brother with a blanket.

This is Ma Ma's good grandson, my good nephew [Mysterious Pride]

But Indra's appearance seems a little different from before?

The facial features seem to be a little softer, and the chin is more pointed.

Staring at Indra who was studying hard under the light, Heijue fell into deep thought.

As a self-conscious adulterer (...), Heijue clearly remembers that although Indra was soft and cute when he was a child, he was definitely the type who could be seen as a boy at a glance.

And Indra in front of him——

Fairer skin and delicate eyebrows than in the impression, and a perfect profile outlined under the light.

...Wait, why do you look more and more like Mama ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

4)

Except for his long black hair, Duanzi Indra looks like Kaguya Hime ninety-nine times.

This also made Otsutsuki Yuromo feel very complicated about his daughter, and even felt at a loss.

nonsense!Facing Ma Ma, who once destroyed the world again, has a domineering side, and makes you seem to be despised by a casual look, can you tell the words of the elders to discipline the younger?

I really want to kneel down and sing Conquer_(:з)∠)_

(Calm down, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, this is your daughter, not the Goddess of Ma Ma Mao, who is always on you every day when you don't agree with each other)

Stopping the daughter who was holding the book, Otsuki Hagoromo, who was revered as the Sage of the Six Paths by later generations but is now just a stupid father, coughed, and tried again to save his dignity as a father.

"Indra, is there anything you don't understand?" That's right, hurry up and ask Baba, hurry up and throw yourself into Baba's arms like Asura, and act like a baby~

"?" Indra, who had just come out of the study, thought about it carefully, and found that he hadn't encountered a bottleneck in either study or cultivation recently, so he shook his head honestly, "No."

"..."

"..."

Both parties seemed to be waiting for the other to speak first, so they fell into a confused silence. When they realized that the silence was too long and wanted to make up for it, they found that speaking at this time seemed even more awkward.

Dad is bitter, but dad doesn't say _(:з)∠)_

"...I see," Otsutsuki Yuromo touched his daughter's head, barely maintained his expression and said, "If you don't understand anything, just come to me", and then floated away with vain footsteps.

"...???"

Indra's head is full of black question marks, and the older he grows, the more serious his communication barriers become. Indra speaks more and more concisely, so it is easy to fall into silence when talking with others, but this does not prevent her from being sensitive to find that her father seems to be a little... Lost?

Indra thought uncertainly.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Indra, who had always respected and yearned for his father, decided to cook his father's favorite tamagoyaki and fennel tofu for lunch.

Of course, we can't forget Asura's favorite saury.

5)

Today's Otsutsuki Yuromo is as heartbroken as ever.

"I just hope that Indra can play nice with me like Asura..." Brother Sang cried to his younger brother on the moon.

Wearing white clothes and white hair, Otsutsuki Hamura, whose face was as cold as moonlight, snatched his brother's wine glass with a cold face.

"The dazzling girl is self-respecting."

"..."

The younger brother Jun who wanted to have a cute daughter but only gave birth to two sons was more frustrated than his elder brother, and envied and hated.

(Sasuke in the parallel world silently patted his shoulder: It's okay, old ancestor, I understand you)

(Tuanzi Zuo Liangna: Huh╭(╯^╰)╮)

6)

Time has passed for several years.

Squatting on a tree while blowing the cold wind while watching Heijue, who is practicing alone by Indra, is quite a fresh experience of "my family has a child who is just growing up".

No, no, no, calm down and be black, think about your big plan for resurrection, think about your plan for the eye of the moon, you must hold it, and you must not soften your heart.

Hei Jue silently began to brainwash himself every day, um, brainwash himself.

While washing and washing, his eyes drifted unconsciously to Indra, who was practicing seriously in the open space.

Look at the steady movements, look at the firm eyes, and look at the face that grows and becomes more delicate, if it is matched with a soft silver hair, it will be more perfect...

No, no, calm down and be black, think about your big plan for resurrection, think about your moon eye plan, read more books, and watch less beautiful Uchiha.

Heijue, whose reason and emotion fought fiercely once again, clutched the heart of the uncle who was sprouted by his nephew (?) and ran away silently as always, leaving Indra frowning and puzzled at the direction in which he was leaving.

"Is it an illusion?"

7)

Indra's relationships in the village are bad.

This kind of badness is manifested in the fact that friends of her age are increasingly disliking to talk to her, and they always hide behind her and whisper in places where she can't see.

Indra felt that it was probably the reason why he opened Sharingan.

The power of Sharingan is too powerful, and too powerful will always make people feel intimidated.

Although it is a little sad, but after all, it is Asura who will inherit the Ninja sect in the future, not himself, and Indra really has no way to start, and this matter will not be resolved after a long time.

Anyway, Asura has a good relationship with everyone.

Indra thought so.

■

Indra, who left, never heard the specific content of the whispers of his friends.

——Ah, Lord Indra is so perfect today (holds his face)

——Master Indra looked at me just now, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm about to faint, help me (cover your heart)

——Hey, I couldn’t send out today’s gift (biting the handkerchief)

8)

As a senior sister-in-law, not being able to stick with her sister all the time makes Ashura feel like a concubine [Six Paths Immortal: ...

It's not just the fact that he can't keep up with his sister's progress in practice, but more importantly, as the heir of the Ninja sect, his father assigns him a lot of learning tasks every day, which makes Asura, who doesn't like reading books, hard to love.

Whenever he saw his youngest son staring at the book with pain and hatred on his face, Datsuki Yuyi, who was revered as a fairy by later generations, couldn't help but sigh with his forehead.

If only the obedient and sensible eldest daughter was a boy, then I wouldn't have to worry about Asura so much.

【No, Papa Yuyi, Indra is a boy, you will only worry more about it】

It is bad enough to be forced to learn a lot of things that I am not interested in at all every day. What makes Asura even more distressed is that the friends dare not approach the sister who is cold and cold to outsiders, so they all regard the talkative self as the transport plane.

It is embarrassing to be praised by my sister, "Asura has such a good relationship with everyone" because I came home with a bunch of gifts.

I really want to beat three quarters of those who covet my sister to death [Gloomy face

But this is just thinking about it, Asura clearly understands that he must accept these gifts with a smile, otherwise sooner or later, a friend who is not afraid of death will run directly to give the gift to his sister.

Then, happy to hear and see, my sister no longer belonged to him alone.

Asura does not want to share the tenderness of his own sister with others.

The younger brother, who has a hazy sense of crisis due to growing up, did not realize at all that his thoughts had turned to a dangerous critical point.

9)

"You want to go to the back mountain to practice with me?" Indra was a little surprised, her beautiful almond eyes widened slightly. In recent years, she has been used to practicing alone and began to enjoy this peaceful atmosphere. Looking at her brother's fiery eyes, She subconsciously opened her eyes, with a pitiful embarrassment on her face, and the eyes that were painted with crimson eyeshadow seemed to be full of moisture trembling, because of certain problems, Asura, who had been afraid to look at her sister for a long time, had a straight line of immunity. Falling, almost blurted out softly I'm not going.

"Can't you, sister?" Asura put on a disappointed expression, lowered his head and murmured, "It's because I'm too weak..."

"There is no such thing, Asura, I believe that you will become a good leader like your father in the future!" Indra immediately interrupted his younger brother, hesitating for a moment, the elder sister who has always been soft-hearted towards his younger brother As always, he gave in, "Okay, let's go to practice together today."

Although sometimes her younger brother's eyes are very strange, and she can't help but blush and even have the idea of ​​​​running away, but Ashura is her favorite brother after all. The status of the friends who care about is completely different, so after a brief consideration, Indra quickly accepted that Asura shared his private territory, and re-accustomed Asura to stick to himself at a faster speed.

Although I still feel uncomfortable when I am practicing_(:з)∠)_

So you have to be restrained, Asura, be careful not to repeat the mistakes of your friends and scare the shy elder sister away again.

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Congratulations to Asura for comprehending the black-bellied skill without a teacher.

Still haven't found out that Indra is a girl's black sword [candle]

Even though she is sensitive, she has always been innocent because her life is simple [Candle [Candle]