[Comprehensive British and American] Guide for wizards to eat and wait to die

"I don't want to go, Merlin, why are you so cruel, my God, I don't want to live anymore!!!" Emma's eyes were filled with tears, and her eyes were far away.

"Emma" Hermione sighed, "If you continue to grab the door of the Hogwarts Express and don't let go, I will leave first."

"Don't, Hermione!" Emma immediately let go of her hand, "How can you bear to leave me alone? Not everyone is like you, a schoolmaster looking forward to the start of school..."

"Why did you come to Hogwarts if you didn't want to go to school so much?"

"..." How was she going to explain that her Muggle education had gone to university in a previous life?

"So, Emma, ​​you'll be fine as soon as you come. Speaking of which, do you know who will be the teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class this year?"

"Who?" Emma didn't care about any topics related to study, but since Hermione had already talked about this, she was embarrassed not to continue.

"Gideroy Lockhart!" Hermione's eyes lit up when she said the name.

"Who?" Emma was really curious this time.

"You don't even know him!? Professor Lockhart is a recipient of the Order of Merlin Third Class, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, and he has won the "Wizard Weekly" Award for the Most Charming Smile five times..."

"Hold on, I didn't even know there was such an award in the magic world... You didn't make it up, did you?"

Emma knew she had said the wrong thing when she saw the little angry flames in Hermione's eyes.

"You don't know how powerful Professor Lockhart is! Do you know how fascinating his adventures are? You know..."

"I don't know! But..." Emma interrupted Hermione neatly, "I'm really looking forward to seeing you in person~"

Hermione immediately smiled in satisfaction.

Emma breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, never reason with a girl who is immersed in her male god world. . .

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"I think this Professor Lockhart is a disaster." Emma collapsed into a ball on the library table.

"Yes, yes, but Hermione is completely addicted to it!" Ron echoed Emma angrily.

"Gosh, did you see that tooth of his? I'm sure he's bleached it! Every time he smiles, I'm blinded!"

"Don't be like this." The kind-hearted Harry immediately came over, "Maybe he just likes to show off a little bit, but his great experience is truly incomparable."

"Are you kidding?" Emma rolled his eyes at him, "You want me to believe that he spent a year with the Tibetan Yeti with all his desires!? Thinking of this story on his toes It’s all full of water! Maybe he just went to Tibet for a while, and then pieced together the stories he heard and edited them to make it his own.”

After listening to Emma's words, Ron glanced at her thoughtfully: "Emma, ​​now I begin to think that you are the wisest of us!"

Harry let out a long sigh: "Forget it, forget it, hurry up and read books! I also have "Walking with Trolls", "Traveling with Vampires", "Wandering with Werewolves" and "With Werewolves". I haven't made any reading notes for the books "A Year Together with the Snowman in Tibet" and "The Amazing Me", not to mention that I have to go to Professor Lockhart's office to help him reply to fans tonight."

"It's hard for you too." Emma patted Harry on the shoulder.

"Speaking of which, is Snape still imprisoning you today?" Ron said naively.

"Although it doesn't look like it now, but I heard that you guys had an unpleasant fight with him again yesterday, and this guy will definitely take his anger out on me. I don't think I can escape the Potions class this afternoon."

"Is it because you helped me share the firepower that I was basically not locked up last semester?" Ron suddenly realized.

"Well, now that you know everything, it's not too late to thank me." Emma threw the notebook on the table to him, "I'll leave these study notes to you. I will take my place tonight Locked up!"

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Helping Snape with potion ingredients was still boring.Emma couldn't help but want to switch places with Harry, it might be more interesting to help Lockhart answer fan autographs.

"Looks like Miss Lyon has also fallen for our best smiling Professor Lockhart"

Snape's voice suddenly came from behind her, and Emma's half-peeled bubble stem was completely snapped off.

"Huh?" She wasn't sure if she had an auditory hallucination.

"You just lost your mind"

"Oh... wait, I didn't get distracted once or twice, why do you care so much?" Emma looked at Snape inquiringly.

Snape lowered his head and corrected the paper, pretending not to hear.

"Aha, you're not jealous of Professor Lockhart, are you? When you see that Professor Lockhart has attracted everyone's attention this semester, you will be jealous..."

"To shut up!"

Well, Emma's mouth is puckered, it's really not suitable for chatting when she teases her~

Just talking about why Snape has always been single, this temper is enough to keep everyone out.

Although the precious potions in his cabinet are priceless, his ability to brew potions is unmatched, and he is the youngest master of potions in the world, all of which are symbols of golden bachelors, but these are not helpful He is out of order.

After getting along for so long, Emma found that Snape was not the idiot who was obsessed with potions as she had imagined before. In fact, his personal life was quite rich.Not to mention attending potions salons or gathering with friends, once Emma saw him pouring a glass of Flame Whiskey comfortably by himself. . .Sit by and watch her process the material. . .

I wish you can only enjoy torturing students for the rest of your life!

"I am going to kill you..."

"What?!" She just slandered him, and he was about to do something like this!Where is the teacher's morality! ?

"Miss Lyon?" Snape looked at him displeased, "Is there a problem?"

"I want..." The voice was still hissing in her ear.

Now Emma can be sure that what Snape said just now is indeed not what Snape said.

"Professor, I just heard a strange voice saying that he wanted to kill me..." Although Emma was already an adult, she still couldn't help but feel scared when faced with such a threat.

Snape studied her face closely, trying to find any evidence that she was joking.

However, after staring at him for a while, he finally gave up.

"Come with me, I think the principal will take care of this"

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"Miss Leon? Severus said you heard strange noises?"

The principal with the white beard looked at her with a smile.

"Are you sure you're not hallucinating?"

"No... right"

Originally, Emma still believed in herself, but she was a little uncertain when asked by the headmaster.

"You may just need time to adjust, come on, have a cup of hot cocoa, it will make you feel better"

When the sweet taste spread in her mouth, Emma felt as if she was really healed.

"I'm sure Severus' office is indeed a stressful environment, and you need a good rest." The headmaster looked at her kindly.

There's nothing a hot drink can't fix.

Maybe she really was just jumpy.

Emma stood up and decided to thank the principal, when Professor McGonagall's voice appeared at the door of the principal's office.

"Albus, if there is a situation, you must handle it yourself."