[Comprehensive British and American] Guide for wizards to eat and wait to die

Emma took a walk alone outside the castle after dinner.

Now that Snape wasn't picking on her, she suddenly felt that life was a little boring.

Is this kind of mentality commonly known as perverted?

Suddenly she heard a rustling sound coming from under the big tree beside her.People don't come here very often, so it's very intriguing to find out what's behind the big tree.

Are there couples who play their cards out of common sense and come here to make out?Or is there some magical creature dormant here?Emma finally decided to follow her curiosity and tiptoed over to find out.

However, the result disappointed her greatly. Behind the tree was just a big black dog that dug a hole and flew up.

Maybe it was looking for its buried bones, Emma pursed her lips, Hogwarts is really not interesting.

"Wow!" The big dog suddenly barked at her, and ran up to her happily wagging its tail.

Emma felt a little overwhelmed.She doesn't understand dog language, and she doesn't know what it means when it barks like that. . .

The big dog approached her slowly and sat down about 20 centimeters away from her.

Hearing that a dog is man's best friend, Emma decided to try to communicate with it.

"Uh, what's your name? Oh no, you can't talk either. Can I just call you Blackie?"

"Wang"

"Then I'll take it as if you agreed, so what do you want me to do, Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei stood up from the ground and yelled twice in the direction of Hogwarts.

"You want me to take you to school?"

"Wow!" Xiao Hei sat down happily again.

"Uh, let me think about it..." Emma thought for a while, anyway, the master cat I raised could see it twice a day, feeding once and shoveling shit.So it is not impossible to have another dog.

"Okay, I'll take you back, but you have to make sure you don't run around!"

Xiao Hei reminded her of the big golden retriever she had raised before. Although he had a gentle temper, he was overly enthusiastic towards others, and finally had to be sent to someone else because of the neighbor's protest.

After reaching an agreement, Xiao Hei licked her hand in a friendly manner, and she patted his head accordingly.

Well, it's time for him to take a shower.

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Xiao Hei is a shy dog.

Emma came to this conclusion after several failed attempts to capture him in the bathroom.

Although Xiao Hei is very obedient, eatable, and lively, when it comes to taking a bath. . .

It stands to reason that Xiao Hei, who is so skinny and dirty, should be a stray dog, but he has shown extremely high intelligence and a good understanding of human habits.This made Emma suspect that he should have had a master.

Maybe more than one.

But if he's a house pet, why is he so terrified of taking a bath?It felt like I had never seen water before.Although Emma's former big golden retriever didn't like to take a bath, but it has never been so frightened by the water.

Do dogs have hydrophobia too?

After Xiao Hei broke free from her arms again, Emma sat on the ground in frustration, her clothes sticking to her body made her feel very uncomfortable.Xiao Hei shook the water off his body in the corner, looking at Emma with his big innocent eyes.

If she didn't think that the cleaning spell would damage the hair, she would have killed him with two chugs.

After the violent capture failed, Emma decided to change her strategy.

"Xiao Hei, come here"

She was sure that he understood what she said, but Xiao Hei still opened his big innocent eyes and pretended not to understand.

Pretend to her?Ok?

"Although I didn't bring a wand to bathe you, I'm only one door away from my wand. I think the petrification spell is very good, what do you think?" Emma also raised an innocent smile.

Xiao Hei hesitated for a while, then walked over with his ears drooping.

"Yes, this is a good dog." Emma hugged his head, "We will turn you into a clean dog~"

Emma brought a bucket of water and started the Muggle-style brushing method.

However, every time the brush hits Xiao Hei, it rolls over on the ground.After subduing him a few times, Emma suddenly realized.

"Are you ticklish?"

Xiao Hei whimpered twice.

Well, it seems that it can only be washed by hand.

Emma patiently applied bubbles to Xiao Hei's whole body, and then began to wash carefully.

Xiao Hei's health seemed to be in good condition. Apart from some fleas, he didn't have any strange skin diseases. He didn't know whether the wizarding world needed to take him for vaccinations when adopting stray dogs.

Shit-shoveling officers also have the troubles of shit-shoveling officers. . .

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"I heard Malfoy was kicked by a donkey?"

Emma asked Harry with huge dark circles under her eyes and a thick nasal voice.

"Don't talk about Buckbeak like that, he's a hippogriff"

"It's not important, tell me about how Malfoy got kicked~"

"It's nothing, it's just that Buckbeak is very proud, but Malfoy not only made rude remarks, but also insulted him..."

"I also think that Malfoy's personality should be changed." Emma cheerfully picked up the beef on the plate, "I wish I could have been there~"

"By the way, Emma, ​​when are you going to come back to class? You've been on sick leave for 3 days, why don't you visit Madam Pomfrey?" Hermione obviously cared about Emma's health.

Emma propped up her chin: "I heard that if you drink cold medicine, your ears will smoke. I think it's better to be sick. Besides, there is nothing important in the first few weeks before school. Let's rest when you rest."

Emma caught a bad cold the next day because she and Xiao Hei spent too much time in the bathroom last time.But she didn't want to go to class, so she just took a sick leave and took a few days off.

"Although you haven't come for three days, you don't know what you missed." Ron also joined the conversation excitedly, "Snape is amazing in Grandma Neville's clothes!"

"What!?" Emma felt like she missed a whole world when she missed Snape's embarrassment.

"Yes, Professor Lupine was teaching us how to deal with Boggarts, creatures that show your deepest fears. After Neville went up, Snape appeared, and then Professor Lupine taught us how to deal with him The spell, and at the end Snape put on Granny Neville's clothes in no time."

"My God! I now declare Professor Lupine to be my idol! There is absolutely no one in Hogwarts who dares to spoof Snape like this!" Emma suddenly had the urge to go back to class.

"I believe Professor Lupine will be very happy, but" Hermione said slowly, "there are quite a few people who dare to spoof Snape~"

"Who? Who else?" Emma didn't notice Harry's snickering expression at all.

"Let me just give you a hint, Golden Right Hand." Hermione put down the cup in her hand and looked directly at Emma.

"...You guys talk, I'll go first"

After returning to the dormitory, Emma began to think carefully about whether she should go to the infirmary once.

What if there is something fun to do in class next time?She didn't want to miss another class with Professor Lupine.

I heard that because the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts was cursed by Voldemort, no one can hold it for more than a year.According to this theory, wouldn't Professor Lupine's class be one lesson less?No, no, no, no matter what, she must get well soon, and she must catch up with the next Defense Against the Dark Arts class!

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With the help of the school doctor, Emma's cold recovered quickly.

So she went to the first Defense Against the Dark Arts class of this semester with great enthusiasm.

"Emma? It's not like you to be so active in class..." Hermione, the top student, was surprised to find that Emma didn't step into the classroom today.

"Hey hey, it's worth it for idols!" Emma sat down neatly after entering the classroom, hoping to leave a good impression on Professor Lupin.

"Speaking of what we should learn today, I'll read the book first"

"Emma, ​​are you okay? Are you still the Emma who often forgets to bring books?"

"Hermione, I think you've turned bad. You complain about me every day now, I think you don't love me anymore..." Emma looked aggrieved.

"..." Hermione silently took out the book and stopped talking.

When Emma saw the blackness at the door, her heart suddenly tightened, and her guess was confirmed.

Now she wondered if she had a cold and a fever for a few days, which caused her brain to burn out.

How else would she have seen Snape appear on the podium! ?

Isn't this Defense Against the Dark Arts class? ! !

Emma suddenly had the urge to rush up and grab Snape by the collar and shout "Hand over Professor Lupine" a few times. . .

But that's just thinking about it.

Emma sat obediently, trying to minimize her presence.It's a pity that Snape's 5.0 eyesight saw her at a glance.

"Oh? Miss Lyon, your illness has recovered? But why did I receive your leave note today?"

"Hehe" Emma laughed dryly, she just wanted to skip one more Potions class.

"Looks like your poor potions master didn't get the honor of having you in his classroom"

At this moment, the smile on Snape's face was terrible, and Emma could faintly see a hint of "you're done".

God will kill her!

"Actually, teach me, I think I'm still a little uncomfortable, why don't I go first?" Emma weakly raised her hand, trying to struggle to the death.

"Sit down!" Snape glanced at her indifferently, "Miss Leon, I believe you have missed a lot of lessons..."

how?Snape is going to give her extra lessons, isn't it?

"That's why I missed a lot of homework. I will make up all the potion homework tomorrow and hand them over to the cellar before 8 o'clock."

???

All homework! ?

I heard that Snape's teaching progress has been super fast in the past few days. Not only has he started the rush mode, but he even asked to write a paper every day.Emma has heard Harry complaining about being hollowed out by the potion operation in the past few days.

Yes, she can say goodbye to a good night's sleep tonight.

"Today we are going to learn about werewolves." Snape and Emma exchanged pleasantries and started normal teaching.

"But aren't werewolves only learned during the semester?" Hermione, who had obviously previewed the teaching progress, raised her hand.

"Shut up, Miss Know-It-All, I'm your professor today!"