The perfect life of a pirate foodie

As a man who is physically and mentally well developed, how would he react when a disheveled beauty pressed on him and kissed him forcefully?If this person is still the person you like, then what is your reaction?Now this question is constantly circling in Sanji's mind.According to the standards of a normal man, Sanji should respond, but his gentlemanly upbringing does not allow him to do such things when the other party is unconscious, especially when this person is still Lulu.

The two of them stalemate like this for a few minutes, Sanji tried his best to restrain himself from responding to Lulu, but Lulu was not so obedient, it was okay to press on Sanji, and she still gnawed on Sanji's lips with her mouth While sucking his tongue.In fact, these are not the key points of the problem. The most exaggerated part is that a certain part of Lulu's well-developed body is still rubbing against Sanji's chest, and there is also a certain point of the cook that seems to be non-existent. parts rubbed.If Sanji doesn't respond anymore, then he will go find a doctor to have a look, about a certain aspect.

Just when Sanji was about to lose control, the sister who had been waiting for two people in the restaurant for a long time came to call for someone. This was not the most unfortunate thing, and what was even more unfortunate was that both Luffy and Nami followed him.

Of course, Luffy doesn't have the habit of knocking on the door before entering. Naturally, he and Lulu's brother and sister don't have so many taboos. Nami is a girl, and she doesn't care about everything Lulu has. The younger sister is a leopard, and no one will. Never mind.So when they entered the room, what they saw was Lulu pushing Sanji down on the bed.

Because Lulu's room has curtains, the texture is still very thick, and the curtains are never opened when people are not awake, and Lulu's habit is to draw the curtains tightly, so the room is very dark.When Nami saw the two overlapping figures, her first reaction was to scream, and then she became angry. She really didn't expect that Sanji would do such a shameless thing to Lulu.

Nami's cry attracted Zoro and Usopp.When they stood behind Nami, they were also stunned by the scene in front of them. They didn't expect Sanji to be such a person.But then they felt something was wrong, because Luffy's reaction was actually very calm, not angry at all.

As a leopard, the younger sister understands human feelings does not mean he understands the meaning of human behavior, so he walked to the window and opened the curtain with his front paws, so the appearance of Sanji and Lulu was completely presented in front of everyone .

Surprised by the appearance of the two people, none of them thought that Lulu was the one who pushed them down, no wonder Luffy was not angry.Then a few people took a closer look, and it wasn't because of being angry that Luffy was biting his lips and crying, and asked, "Did my sister become someone else's?"

Following Luffy's words, everyone also felt that Lulu and Sanji's actions were too mysterious.The girl was on top, and the man riding on/below held the man's hands with both hands to prevent him from struggling, and his mouth was not idle. They all heard the sound of water from the passionate kiss.

Sanji felt that he wanted to die right now, but he actually let them see such a scene, it would be bad for Lulu's reputation, and a big man with a red face and disheveled clothes was crushed under a little girl, why? It's weird to look at, not to mention that this pose is very embarrassing for a man.

Lulu hasn't fully woken up yet, but it's much better than before. I have to say that Nami's cry is still useful, but Lulu is still subconsciously eating the pudding in her mouth when she is half asleep and half awake. Not tired.

Seeing that Lulu had no intention of stopping, Nami walked over, looked at the two people with complicated expressions, and coaxed Lulu to let go of Sanji. She really didn't know what to say to these two people.Sanji, who was let go by Lulu, immediately shrunk his body into a ball, and then tried his best to lift up the quilt that fell on the ground to wrap himself up, looking like a little wife who was being molested.

Lulu was woken up by Lu Fei in the end, but she didn't know what happened, but what she didn't realize was that when she told Nami and others that she ate a delicious pudding in her dream, the words of these people The eyes are very complicated, even Luffy, who has always been heartless, is no exception.

Feeling that this group of people really has no taste, Lulu, who didn’t understand how she described the beauty of pudding, decided to share her experience with her sister, but was stopped by a sentence from her sister, who said: “The taste of pudding is better than Sanji’s mouth. Is it tasty?"

After careful consideration, Lulu found that the two are almost the same in terms of taste and taste. This conclusion is that Sanji's mouth can be eaten as a delicious pudding, which also creates a painful and happy future for Sanji.

After some of Sanji's reactions finally calmed down, he received sympathetic or angry eyes from Usopp and others, which made his mood even more depressed.

"Don't think that Lulu is responsible for what she did to you." Luffy said while clenching his fists while Lulu wasn't there, with an expression that wanted to beat Sanji up. If he didn't have to rely on him for cooking, Luffy would Sanji was already thrown into the sea.

"I didn't think so." Sanji hastily explained that he was serious about Lulu, how could he continue to threaten this kind of thing, and as a man, it would be too embarrassing to really bring this up.

"No best!" Satisfied after getting the answer, Luffy turned to find Nami and the others, wanting to tell them the good news.

Looking at the back of Luffy leaving, Sanji felt that Luffy might have misunderstood what he meant, but he really should try his best, otherwise he will not be able to do anything that is not right, and this kind of thing will happen to him a few times But I really can't hold it.

During lunch time, as usual, one person is left to look at the helm while the others eat. The person who is at the helm today is our captain.Luffy, who had wiped out what he wanted to eat, went to perform his duties, while the others ate slowly.After Lulu finished her daily super-large lunch, she always felt that something was missing, so she looked at her sister who was still struggling to feed herself, thinking absent-mindedly.

Sanji's actions towards Lulu started from the details, such as tidying up the dishes, asking questions of concern, etc. Of course, these were all done by him before, but now he is doing his best.When Sanji noticed that Lulu was in a daze, he put down the packed tableware, wiped his hands and walked to Lulu's side.After calling Lulu a few times but there was no response, Sanji supported Lulu's shoulder and gently shook the girl who didn't know what she was thinking.This is a good thing, Lulu's thoughts returned, but when she turned her head to look at Sanji, what she saw was Sanji's bright red mouth.

In fact, we can’t blame the two of them. Lulu is sitting on a chair, and Sanji is naturally hunched over when talking to her, but after taking medicine with Sanji’s height, he and Lulu are in the same position. Lulu His eyes are parallel to his mouth, and his eyes slightly look down on Lulu's.

Reminiscent of the question her sister asked herself before, Lulu finally realized that something was wrong, and she couldn't eat the pudding in her dream.After thinking about it, Lulu formed an equation in her mind: the taste of pudding in the dream = the taste of Sanji's lips, so Sanji's lips = pudding.Please don't ask how this equation was derived, Lulu's level of foodie thinking is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

After getting her own answer, Lulu felt that she couldn't look away, and her mind automatically turned Sanji's lips into a pink and pink pudding. This pudding kept tempting Lulu, as if in Tell her "come and eat me".Action is worse than heartbeat, Lulu is definitely not a person who can withstand the temptation/temptation in front of food, so she grabbed Sanji's clothes and bit on it.

Sanji's brain went blank again because of Lulu's sudden "attack". He never thought that Lulu would be so active when she was conscious and there was no accident.Sanji blankly waited for Lulu to end this "dessert" by herself. God knows he struggled every time. It seems that Nami needs to persuade Lulu. There will always be something wrong with him. What will happen to Lulu's "sex" after the problem?Adhering to the idea of ​​bitterness before sweetness, Sanji decided to give up this kind of benefit first. Of course, it would be better if it was only less frequently instead of completely eliminated.

After keeping it for about ten minutes, Lulu's sleepy system after eating took effect, and she slowly fell asleep in Sanji's arms. She was woken up in the morning and didn't get enough sleep at all.Sanji felt that Lulu had finally stopped moving, so he picked her up and sent her back to the room.In the process of sending people back to the room, he experienced Nami's squinting, Zoro's ridicule, Usopp's contempt, and Luffy biting his handkerchief and tearfully staring at him, but there was no reluctance in his heart, just Just think of them as jealous.

The second sister followed behind Lulu and Sanji, and wanted to go to bed with Lulu, but was stopped by Luffy.Luffy used his best method to severely threaten his sister, telling him to follow Lulu every day and every day, and never allow Sanji to do excessive things to Lulu again.

The younger sister put the bag on her head and nodded with lasagna tears on her face, promising that she would complete the task and never let Lulu eat the cook's lips again, so Luffy let him go.

In the next few days, Lulu went to ask Sanji for "dessert" according to the three meals, but her sister stopped her in various ways, which made both Luffy and Sanji heave a sigh of relief, but the It was excitement, and Sanji was also disappointed.

Regardless of the development among the Straw Hats, after Lulu's "sweets" were banned, everyone's atmosphere finally calmed down, and they finally reached the great route.

The weather is still sunny, Lulu is basking in the sun with her sister, Nami is studying the map, Zoro and Sanji are observing the distance from the observation deck, Usopp is at the helm in the cabin, and Luffy is doing nothing as usual.

Suddenly, Sanji with a telescope reported to Nami that a large dark cloud appeared in the distance, and it was deduced that there should be a storm below.When Luffy heard Sanji's words, he also went up to the observation deck excitedly. After a few days, he has now forgotten what happened to Sanji and Lulu before, but is excited that they will soon enter the great route.

After lunch, Nami took out a map and explained it to everyone. According to what she heard and speculated, the entrance to the Great Airway should be on the mountain.After several people's debate and research, it was determined that only by successfully entering the canal can you reach the great route downstream, otherwise you will be buried under the rock wall of the Red Continent.

Following the direction of the voyage, the Straw Hat Pirates finally entered the depths of the dark clouds, and now they can no longer see the sunny and sunny days before, only the clouds like the night and the big raindrops are left.

Finally, when Luffy was furling the sails, he saw the stone rock of the Red Continent, which symbolized that they had reached the final moment, and life and death were at this moment.Luffy yelled loudly at his friends who were hiding from the rain in the cabin. Even Lulu and his sister, two foodies, couldn’t help but come out. They also wanted to witness this once-in-a-lifetime moment and see this position that killed countless pirates. red mountain rocks.Now that they saw such a huge red continent, they all understood that so many pirates died here, and calling the great route a "pirate cemetery" was not just groundless.

While Sanji was shocked, he didn't forget to take off his coat and put it on top of Lulu and Nami's heads to protect the two girls from the wind and rain.Of course, it would have been better if he ignored the ferocity of his kicking his sister away, but you can’t blame Sanji for that. Who told the second sister to stand on Lulu’s right side if she didn’t understand? As for the left side, Sanji is absolutely I won't do anything to Nami.

The author has something to say:

Jing'er is doing very well today, and I finished this chapter in just over an hour~

Today I suddenly found out that it seems that the collection is about to exceed [-]. It seems that Jinger is going to prepare for the double update again. I just don’t know when the preparation will be completed. Everyone should work hard, everything is for the double update! ! ! (make a fist)