[Onmyoji] Don't rely on your face to eat
Chapter 3 My Good Friend
In the huge Maple Leaf Forest, there is only Hongye, a monster living here. Thinking about it, it is lonely. The only person who can communicate with him now is Shuten Doji.But Shuten-douji loves to drink, and sometimes he will meet some monsters for drinks, and he won't even look at Hongye for several days.
I don't know if it is true love, maybe men are such creatures, whether they are human or demons, they only talk about it to make women happy.
Occasionally, Hongye will try her best to learn how to speak, how to use the language here to express her meaning, and do as the Romans do.
In the past two months, Shuten-doji has also earnestly taught her to read and speak.Hongye also learned very fast, it was like taking a crash course, now she can already understand what Shuten-douji said, of course, this is only under the premise of slow speed.She can also speak a few simple words, which are used for basic daily expressions, but not for the more complicated ones.
If other people can talk to Hongye more, they can learn faster.She sometimes thinks how lonely it would be if she stayed in Maple Leaf Forest forever. It would be good to know a few more people, but if she often faces a person, no matter whether she is handsome or not, she will feel visual fatigue.
Shuten-douji was drinking again this day, so he had a drink and poured a glass for Hongye.Hongye has never drank alcohol, and every time Shuten-douji invited her to drink, he would block her back with his hands.The rest, Jiu Tun-douzi drank it all by himself. He has a good capacity for alcohol, and he will not get drunk until he drinks a lot.
After drinking one bottle, everything was gone. When the last drop was left, Shuten Doji raised the bottle and poured it into his mouth, saying wildly, "Why is there no more wine? Hongye, wait until I buy some more." Bring the jar back!"
He set off without hesitation.
Hongye asked, "Where can I buy it?"
Also, do you have money?Could it be that the monster's money is endless?I didn't see Jiu Tun-douji go to work, did he get the money back?No way, judging from his appearance, he can be regarded as a very principled person.
Shuten-douji said: "Haha, don't worry, I'm going to the city of Kyoto, the wine there is pretty good, I heard that the [sacred wine] brewed by those onmyojis tastes great, so I want to try it. "
Kyoto city?In other words, she also wants to visit this kind of metropolis, where people come and go, and there is a lot of traffic, which is better than being alone here.
I feel excited just thinking about it!Hongye went back to her room immediately, her eyebrows, her lips, and her face were painted with rouge and gouache. She looked even more beautiful. Then she quickly changed into a suit of clothes and a beautiful headgear. It's like going out naked on the street!
She turned around in front of Shuten Doji, but in fact asked him in a disguised form if it looked good.Before time travel, she was a top-notch makeup girl, but now with a good foundation, she has become even more beautiful.
"Huh!? Hongye, what are you doing? You are so well dressed." Shuten-douji did not deny it, he stood up and looked carefully at the person in front of him.
"Go to Kyoto!" She looked forward to it, and she was ready to set off with Shuten-douji.
But Jiu Tun-douji didn't intend to take her out, and only replied: "I can't take you this time, next time, tell me what you need, and I will bring it back for you."
ah?No way?Hongye was thinking that she must have misunderstood just now, Shuten-douji had never taken her out to play in the past two months.She couldn't bear it any longer, and asked directly, "Why?"
Shutendouji replied: "The city of Kyoto is very complicated. There are all kinds of strange people and monsters. You have never left the Maple Leaf Forest. Going there rashly will make people worry."
"Okay...be careful on the road."
Hongye would not say that she must quarrel with others to take her out.Her plan is to leave this Maple Leaf Forest and go to the metropolis to develop after she has fully mastered the language here and roughly understood the affairs of this world.
"Don't you need anything? Rouge? Or accessories? I won't buy it for you unless I tell you."
"No, I have." She still can't utter a coherent sentence clearly, and most of the daily conversations are completed with simple words.
Well, Hongye is angry.When women get angry, it is difficult to coax them back, because they are somewhat arrogant.Sure enough, the monster's mind is much simpler than that of humans, so Shuten-douji doesn't understand her mind at all.
"I'm sorry, I'll take you there next time, just wait for me to come back obediently!" Shuten-douji put Hongye into his arms, played with her hair, and smelled the fragrance of her hair .
Arrogant people occasionally have a tender side!
Hongye was still not used to his usual idiotic behavior, so she stepped on his toes with clogs to make him remember better.Jiu Tun-dou screamed in pain.It wasn't until she let go of Hongye's body that she stopped stepping on it.
After getting to know Shuten-douji in the past two months, he seems to be the so-called king of ghosts, the pinnacle of monsters, very powerful.At the same time, he also knew this body, which turned out to be a monster.
He actually crossed over to a monster!So what Hongye is worried about now is that she is afraid of being caught by someone who specializes in catching monsters. After all, monsters live in this world. They are a disadvantaged group with a simple way of thinking. I don't even know who used it.
Before going out, Jiu Tun-douji always told him to worry about Hongye's affairs.On the contrary, Hongye is not worried about herself at all, because this maple leaf forest seems to have some kind of enchantment, not even a bird can fly in.
After saying goodbye, Hongye went for a walk in the woods by herself, except for Maple Leaf, it was still Maple Leaf, the ground was full of red, except for Maple Leaf, there was no living creature.Sometimes she even sees white bones on the ground, and when she accidentally steps on them, it will scare her!
Hongye sat under the maple tree for a long time, doing nothing, reading, reading and writing.It seems to have returned to the era of reading, reading at night with the lamp on.In short, it is much more relaxed now. I don't have to face fierce competition in society, and I live a leisurely and contented life every day, loved by others.
But Hongye is not used to this kind of life.
If this continues, the knowledge she has devoted all her efforts to learn will be wasted.Tired... Life is full of confusion...
"Is it you, the woman that Shuten-douji is obsessed with?"
A deep male voice came from nearby, Hongye put down the book, looked up, and found that it was a monster with horns on its head and without an arm.She finally met the second demon besides Shutendouji.Compared to Shutendouji, his appearance is more like a youkai.
"Who are you looking for?" Hongye was also calm, feeling that this person would not say that she would hurt herself, and he was here looking for Shuten-douji, so she stood up and asked knowingly.
"I'm Ibaraki-douji, I'm here to find my best friend! Shuten-douji!"
Your best friend is really addicted to women and alcohol now, and can't extricate himself.
"He's not in now."
Ibaraki Doji's eyes widened, in disbelief: "What?! Impossible, I can already feel his breath here, and here is the scent of my best friend's favorite wine. Did you hide him?!"
Don't be too nervous big brother, she just doesn't know how to express it completely, please don't take it out of context and become: he was never here.Besides, how could the promised ghost king be easily hidden.
Therefore, monsters are relatively simple.The mind is not as complicated as that of human beings, and it is easy to fight, or just fight, if you win, you are justified, and if you lose, it is a fallacy.
In order to avoid misunderstanding, Hongye tried to add another sentence: "He just went out today."
"Where did my best friend go?" Ibaraki Doji seemed to be repeating the question again in disguise.
"Go buy wine." Hongye replied simply, not being indifferent, but not being able to express herself. If it were before, she would speak slickly, with an amazing speed, and she could speak eloquently, just like Shuten Doji.
"Woman, are you sure that Shuten-douji went to buy alcohol? Hahahahaha! As expected of my best friend, his taste is far from other monsters, and that's what makes him interesting!"
"..."
Drinking hurts the body, is it also an interesting character?I always feel... Ibaraki Doji's laughter... so magical!He spoke a little too fast and couldn't keep up.But it feels terrible.
Ibaraki-douji is also very talkative, he won't do anything to persecute women from good families, so he just said: "When Shuten-douji comes back, separate from him, you will only delay his future, I will send him He brought back the apex of the ghost clan, let him rule the ghost clan!!"
"..."
It seems that I still can't understand it, probably saying "separate" and "come back".It seems that a lot of advanced vocabulary is involved. At this time, just say: "Okay." It shouldn't be a big problem.
"Hahahaha! Refreshing!" Ibaraki Doji looked very happy.
Sure enough, the answer is correct? !
From a distance, I saw Shuten-douji come back with a few cans of wine in his hand, ran towards Hongye quickly, hugged Hongye's arm tightly with his free hand, frowned and said, "Hey! Ibaraki-douji! What are you doing here?"
"My best friend! I finally see you!"
"Momiji, what did this person do to you?" Shuten-douji completely ignored Ibaraki-douji's words, and asked Momiji's situation directly.
Seek the shadow area in Ibaraki Doji's heart at this moment.
Momiji looked at Ibaraki-douji's expression not very well, and looked at her with hatred, so she could only shake her head, and said to Shuten-douji, "No."
Shuten-douji was also very helpless towards Ibaraki-douji's behavior. He never wanted to be a ghost king who ruled the world, but Ibaraki-douji just kept following him.There is no other way but to forcefully order Ibaraki-douji once: "Ibaraki-douji! If there is nothing wrong, don't follow me often!"
"My friend, why did your hairstyle become so strange? Was it done by that woman?" Ibaraki-douji automatically ignored Shuten-douji's order, and instead paid attention to Shuten's new hairstyle.
"What? My uncle thinks it looks pretty." As long as it was the hair that Hongye combed for him, Shuten-douji thought it was pretty.
Well, he really enjoys Hongye combing his hair every day.
Ibaraki-douji's heart was broken: "No, this is absolutely not possible. Only the previous hairstyle can show your arrogance! Woman! Return Shuten-douji's appearance!"
What?What the hell is this?This man named Ibaraki Doji talks a lot?Even though Hongye has learned some languages now, it still sounds a little weak. It takes a period of time for thinking to filter the language into her head and translate it into her native language.
"Okay, change."
Momiji also felt that it was time to help Shuten-douji change his appearance.
I don't know if it is true love, maybe men are such creatures, whether they are human or demons, they only talk about it to make women happy.
Occasionally, Hongye will try her best to learn how to speak, how to use the language here to express her meaning, and do as the Romans do.
In the past two months, Shuten-doji has also earnestly taught her to read and speak.Hongye also learned very fast, it was like taking a crash course, now she can already understand what Shuten-douji said, of course, this is only under the premise of slow speed.She can also speak a few simple words, which are used for basic daily expressions, but not for the more complicated ones.
If other people can talk to Hongye more, they can learn faster.She sometimes thinks how lonely it would be if she stayed in Maple Leaf Forest forever. It would be good to know a few more people, but if she often faces a person, no matter whether she is handsome or not, she will feel visual fatigue.
Shuten-douji was drinking again this day, so he had a drink and poured a glass for Hongye.Hongye has never drank alcohol, and every time Shuten-douji invited her to drink, he would block her back with his hands.The rest, Jiu Tun-douzi drank it all by himself. He has a good capacity for alcohol, and he will not get drunk until he drinks a lot.
After drinking one bottle, everything was gone. When the last drop was left, Shuten Doji raised the bottle and poured it into his mouth, saying wildly, "Why is there no more wine? Hongye, wait until I buy some more." Bring the jar back!"
He set off without hesitation.
Hongye asked, "Where can I buy it?"
Also, do you have money?Could it be that the monster's money is endless?I didn't see Jiu Tun-douji go to work, did he get the money back?No way, judging from his appearance, he can be regarded as a very principled person.
Shuten-douji said: "Haha, don't worry, I'm going to the city of Kyoto, the wine there is pretty good, I heard that the [sacred wine] brewed by those onmyojis tastes great, so I want to try it. "
Kyoto city?In other words, she also wants to visit this kind of metropolis, where people come and go, and there is a lot of traffic, which is better than being alone here.
I feel excited just thinking about it!Hongye went back to her room immediately, her eyebrows, her lips, and her face were painted with rouge and gouache. She looked even more beautiful. Then she quickly changed into a suit of clothes and a beautiful headgear. It's like going out naked on the street!
She turned around in front of Shuten Doji, but in fact asked him in a disguised form if it looked good.Before time travel, she was a top-notch makeup girl, but now with a good foundation, she has become even more beautiful.
"Huh!? Hongye, what are you doing? You are so well dressed." Shuten-douji did not deny it, he stood up and looked carefully at the person in front of him.
"Go to Kyoto!" She looked forward to it, and she was ready to set off with Shuten-douji.
But Jiu Tun-douji didn't intend to take her out, and only replied: "I can't take you this time, next time, tell me what you need, and I will bring it back for you."
ah?No way?Hongye was thinking that she must have misunderstood just now, Shuten-douji had never taken her out to play in the past two months.She couldn't bear it any longer, and asked directly, "Why?"
Shutendouji replied: "The city of Kyoto is very complicated. There are all kinds of strange people and monsters. You have never left the Maple Leaf Forest. Going there rashly will make people worry."
"Okay...be careful on the road."
Hongye would not say that she must quarrel with others to take her out.Her plan is to leave this Maple Leaf Forest and go to the metropolis to develop after she has fully mastered the language here and roughly understood the affairs of this world.
"Don't you need anything? Rouge? Or accessories? I won't buy it for you unless I tell you."
"No, I have." She still can't utter a coherent sentence clearly, and most of the daily conversations are completed with simple words.
Well, Hongye is angry.When women get angry, it is difficult to coax them back, because they are somewhat arrogant.Sure enough, the monster's mind is much simpler than that of humans, so Shuten-douji doesn't understand her mind at all.
"I'm sorry, I'll take you there next time, just wait for me to come back obediently!" Shuten-douji put Hongye into his arms, played with her hair, and smelled the fragrance of her hair .
Arrogant people occasionally have a tender side!
Hongye was still not used to his usual idiotic behavior, so she stepped on his toes with clogs to make him remember better.Jiu Tun-dou screamed in pain.It wasn't until she let go of Hongye's body that she stopped stepping on it.
After getting to know Shuten-douji in the past two months, he seems to be the so-called king of ghosts, the pinnacle of monsters, very powerful.At the same time, he also knew this body, which turned out to be a monster.
He actually crossed over to a monster!So what Hongye is worried about now is that she is afraid of being caught by someone who specializes in catching monsters. After all, monsters live in this world. They are a disadvantaged group with a simple way of thinking. I don't even know who used it.
Before going out, Jiu Tun-douji always told him to worry about Hongye's affairs.On the contrary, Hongye is not worried about herself at all, because this maple leaf forest seems to have some kind of enchantment, not even a bird can fly in.
After saying goodbye, Hongye went for a walk in the woods by herself, except for Maple Leaf, it was still Maple Leaf, the ground was full of red, except for Maple Leaf, there was no living creature.Sometimes she even sees white bones on the ground, and when she accidentally steps on them, it will scare her!
Hongye sat under the maple tree for a long time, doing nothing, reading, reading and writing.It seems to have returned to the era of reading, reading at night with the lamp on.In short, it is much more relaxed now. I don't have to face fierce competition in society, and I live a leisurely and contented life every day, loved by others.
But Hongye is not used to this kind of life.
If this continues, the knowledge she has devoted all her efforts to learn will be wasted.Tired... Life is full of confusion...
"Is it you, the woman that Shuten-douji is obsessed with?"
A deep male voice came from nearby, Hongye put down the book, looked up, and found that it was a monster with horns on its head and without an arm.She finally met the second demon besides Shutendouji.Compared to Shutendouji, his appearance is more like a youkai.
"Who are you looking for?" Hongye was also calm, feeling that this person would not say that she would hurt herself, and he was here looking for Shuten-douji, so she stood up and asked knowingly.
"I'm Ibaraki-douji, I'm here to find my best friend! Shuten-douji!"
Your best friend is really addicted to women and alcohol now, and can't extricate himself.
"He's not in now."
Ibaraki Doji's eyes widened, in disbelief: "What?! Impossible, I can already feel his breath here, and here is the scent of my best friend's favorite wine. Did you hide him?!"
Don't be too nervous big brother, she just doesn't know how to express it completely, please don't take it out of context and become: he was never here.Besides, how could the promised ghost king be easily hidden.
Therefore, monsters are relatively simple.The mind is not as complicated as that of human beings, and it is easy to fight, or just fight, if you win, you are justified, and if you lose, it is a fallacy.
In order to avoid misunderstanding, Hongye tried to add another sentence: "He just went out today."
"Where did my best friend go?" Ibaraki Doji seemed to be repeating the question again in disguise.
"Go buy wine." Hongye replied simply, not being indifferent, but not being able to express herself. If it were before, she would speak slickly, with an amazing speed, and she could speak eloquently, just like Shuten Doji.
"Woman, are you sure that Shuten-douji went to buy alcohol? Hahahahaha! As expected of my best friend, his taste is far from other monsters, and that's what makes him interesting!"
"..."
Drinking hurts the body, is it also an interesting character?I always feel... Ibaraki Doji's laughter... so magical!He spoke a little too fast and couldn't keep up.But it feels terrible.
Ibaraki-douji is also very talkative, he won't do anything to persecute women from good families, so he just said: "When Shuten-douji comes back, separate from him, you will only delay his future, I will send him He brought back the apex of the ghost clan, let him rule the ghost clan!!"
"..."
It seems that I still can't understand it, probably saying "separate" and "come back".It seems that a lot of advanced vocabulary is involved. At this time, just say: "Okay." It shouldn't be a big problem.
"Hahahaha! Refreshing!" Ibaraki Doji looked very happy.
Sure enough, the answer is correct? !
From a distance, I saw Shuten-douji come back with a few cans of wine in his hand, ran towards Hongye quickly, hugged Hongye's arm tightly with his free hand, frowned and said, "Hey! Ibaraki-douji! What are you doing here?"
"My best friend! I finally see you!"
"Momiji, what did this person do to you?" Shuten-douji completely ignored Ibaraki-douji's words, and asked Momiji's situation directly.
Seek the shadow area in Ibaraki Doji's heart at this moment.
Momiji looked at Ibaraki-douji's expression not very well, and looked at her with hatred, so she could only shake her head, and said to Shuten-douji, "No."
Shuten-douji was also very helpless towards Ibaraki-douji's behavior. He never wanted to be a ghost king who ruled the world, but Ibaraki-douji just kept following him.There is no other way but to forcefully order Ibaraki-douji once: "Ibaraki-douji! If there is nothing wrong, don't follow me often!"
"My friend, why did your hairstyle become so strange? Was it done by that woman?" Ibaraki-douji automatically ignored Shuten-douji's order, and instead paid attention to Shuten's new hairstyle.
"What? My uncle thinks it looks pretty." As long as it was the hair that Hongye combed for him, Shuten-douji thought it was pretty.
Well, he really enjoys Hongye combing his hair every day.
Ibaraki-douji's heart was broken: "No, this is absolutely not possible. Only the previous hairstyle can show your arrogance! Woman! Return Shuten-douji's appearance!"
What?What the hell is this?This man named Ibaraki Doji talks a lot?Even though Hongye has learned some languages now, it still sounds a little weak. It takes a period of time for thinking to filter the language into her head and translate it into her native language.
"Okay, change."
Momiji also felt that it was time to help Shuten-douji change his appearance.
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