Naruto Monster Story

The temple fair is full of people, the crowd is shoulder to shoulder, the products are exquisite, and the hawkers are enthusiastic.

The child-like Didara dragged Dika through the crowd with eyes full of brilliance, facing some distorted things, and shouted: "Art, art!"

Dika, who was bored, looked at Didala, who was completely ecstatic.I picked my ears out of boredom, caught a glimpse of a small stall out of the corner of my eye, and walked over...

Deidara, who was buried in art, instinctively stretched out his hand to grab Dika, but it was in vain.Turning back abruptly, but seeing all the unfamiliar faces, Didara couldn't help feeling a little flustered.

He pushed through the crowd and hurriedly searched for it.Just as he was about to call Dika's name, someone familiarly beat him on the head.The impetuous heart calmed down instantly.Didara let out a breath, turned his head viciously, and saw Dika with squid in his mouth, stuffing a bunch of fried eggs into his mouth that was about to curse.

Dikana's unique ruffian tone came from his ears. "I'm hungry after a day's sleep!" As she said, she took the hand of Didara with her free hand, and walked to another stall selling distorted artworks, "Let's eat while watching! "

The sudden warm feeling in the palm of his hand made Didara subconsciously hold back that somewhat rough but fitting hand, and responded softly: "...um~!"

Looking at Dika's back, Didara tried to stick out his tongue a little bit to tease her palm.But Dika, who was focused on opening the way ahead, just squeezed Didara's hand harder, closing the distance between them being dispersed by the crowd.

Didara's heart suddenly felt like being caressed by the warm sun, which made the corners of his mouth rise uncontrollably.The noisy human voice seemed to be shielded from the two by a warm atmosphere.But the heat from the crowd made Didala's face hot without any hindrance.

……

However, enemies are enemies after all, and the time will not be warm for too long.Especially when the enemy's name is Dika.

Didara looked at the watermelon as high as a hill in front of him, and listened to the endless clacking of eating Hesse.The five fingers holding the watermelon sank deeply into the soft melon flesh, and the blood-red juice left between the fingers...

"Hey~! Didara, use your other two mouths to eat!" Dika on the opposite side held the watermelon in both hands and gnawed quickly, raising his head and urging Didara in his busy schedule.

"...Bastard, those two mouths don't have esophagus!"

"Cut! Waste that only eats mud." Dika pouted out the watermelon seeds and snorted disdainfully.

Didara's back teeth were bitten and "clacked", "...Why should I participate in this unartistic watermelon eating competition?! Huh?!" Can't bear it anymore, Didara took a bite of the untouched watermelon in his hand. Watermelon, hit hard on the table.Make a "boom".

The remains of the watermelon are too horrible to look at!

Dika, who seemed to have never heard of all this, turned his head back and smiled gracefully at the woman in kimono standing near the ring.With four or five watermelon seeds hanging from her mouth, she replied naturally: "Because the beautiful sister has taken a fancy to the rice cooker that won the first prize!"

Didara felt that Dika's behavior was very flattering, but that smile made him feel even more glaring, and blurted out: "Asshole!"

Dika, who didn't know why, looked back at Didara, and gave a puzzled "hmm". [What's going on crazy again? 】

But what followed was Didara quickly put his index and middle fingers together, and then let out a low shout!

The real "boom" sound made all the watermelons on the table burst open.

The horrifying explosion caused the crowd to scream and disperse.As for Dika, who was directly facing the source of the explosion, his face was pitch black, and his hair became wavy. After spitting out a puff of white smoke, Dika had to stand up and kick over the table. "Didara, how dare you bomb me!"

"Hmph!" Didara, who had been hiding away for a long time, stood under the stage, and snorted coldly at the beginning!

"You're dead! Brat!" The scorched Dika, who lived up to his name like a panther, rushed towards Didala.

Seeing that Didara was in a bad state, he immediately made a white bird out of explosive clay, and flew to a height where Dika couldn't even jump up a tree.

"You brat, come down with me!"

"You bastard, come up if you want to! Hmm!"

Dika picked up the things on the ground and threw them into the sky, and Didara hid flexibly.Such a masterful proficiency, the two seem to practice a lot!

Dika stepped on the branches nimbly, took out the steel wire from his arms, and bound Kunai.He picked up the table he was holding on to with his left hand, and threw it towards the sky with all his might.While Didara is dodging, cast Kunai again.The Kunai with the wire tied quickly approached the white bird, quickly tied one of the white bird's wings, and Dika pulled hard!

And Didara quickly turned sideways to avoid the table, and made another bird with ease and jumped on it.He stuck out his tongue at Dika who was tying up an empty bird, "Idiot, do you think the same trick works? Huh?"

When Didara was proud, the body of the bird suddenly bumped, and Didara lost his balance, and a familiar voice came from his ear.

"Really?" Dika suddenly appeared behind Didara, his hands imprisoned Didara's body and arms from behind, and then tightened in front of him.He leaned his head next to Didara's ear and said triumphantly, "So this time I changed the method?"

As he said that, Dika, who was pulling the white bird below, suddenly turned into mud and disappeared, and on the tail of the bird newly made by Didara, there was a thin line with a metallic luster under the moonlight.

Compared with Dika's sudden appearance, Didara cared more about the state of Dika holding him, and the damp and hot breath hit his ear, it was very itchy!

The strange feeling in his heart made Didara struggle even more excitedly: "Bastard, bastard, let me go! Mmm! Mmm!"

"Didara, what do you think we should play this time?" Dika opened his mouth and smiled sinisterly, tightening the strength of his arms even more.The white teeth against the charcoal-like skin made the smile look even more terrifying!

"What do you want to do?"

"Me? It's just that the soul of research has suddenly been revived!" Dika quickly grabbed Didara's hands and pushed them behind him, watching Didara's tongue flickering out of excitement.She clamped the tip of her tongue between two fingers, and slowly rubbed it with her thumb.

The rough stroking sensation from the tongue on the hand, and the provocative stroking method, made Didara's face turn red so that it was about to burst into steam. "Let go, let go! Don't play with my tongue! Mmm!"

"Oh~!" The cold tone echoed. "Tell me, if I pour a bottle of chili into your two mouths... can they still eat clay?"

"you dare!"

"Let's try it at home?"

"Let go of me, bastard! You can't do that!"

Bind Deidara with a rope and put it on his shoulders. "Bastard, isn't it just to do things you can't do?" Dika opened his mouth and smiled evilly.

But suddenly there was a loud bang.Let Dika and Didara look up at the sky at the same time.

fireworks?The gorgeous and colorful fireworks temporarily emit a lifetime of brilliance in the ink-like sky, and then disappear in the air in an instant, leaving only a long-lasting shock, and heart palpitations that cannot be recovered for a long time!

The time to feel this feeling was very short, but this feeling was deeply engraved into Didara's bones in an instant.It even made him forget the tragic scene he was about to face. 【Can my bomb make a more beautiful explosion than this one? 】

The excited Didara looked down at Dika, only to find that Dika was looking at him with a rare serious expression! 【What's wrong? 】

Even though he was surprised to see Didara, the enthusiasm for instant art in his body did not cool down.Dika lowered his head and sighed as if accepting his fate.Stretching out his spare hand, he pinched Didara's tender face fiercely, and rubbed it vigorously.

[In my lifetime, I must bully this bastard enough!You are right, old man! 】

"Look, mix and match (Dika, bastard)!" Didara cursed inarticulately.

Dika glanced at him sideways, and slapped Didara's butt hard, "Be honest, be careful that I add mustard to the chili!"

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small theater:

Deidara in master mode: Slave, I want some tea.

Dika serves tea.

Slave, I have a sore shoulder.

Dika massage.

Slave, remember that from now on I will tell you to go east, you are not allowed to go west, I tell you to stand but you can’t squat, I tell you to sit but you can’t lie down, I tell you to eat but you can’t drink.Told you to talk you can't sing...the rest is TBD!Did you hear that?Um?

Dika glanced at Didara, covered Dirada's mouth, and walked into the room...